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It is Omaha beach, 6th June 1944. You are the 21 years old

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It is Omaha beach, 6th June 1944.

You are the 21 years old private of the German Wehrmacht Heinrich Severloh. You already see the American landing ships reaching your beach and about to unload their infantry that will storm your beach and burn you and your comrades alive.

You sit in the Widerstandsnest-62 (resistance nest/MG-foxhole), preparing to fight for your life and suddenly your trusty MG-42 disappears.

Instead, God appears and lets you chose ANY non-cannon, non-nuke weapon with unlimited ammo, condition is that you have to remain in your nest for the rest of the day and resist the allied beach assault.

Which weapon would you chose to stay alive and fight back the invasion?
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You know why I'm here. SAGE.
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>>33635158
Surrender. It'll be far less painful then what's coming.
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>>33635158
Another MG42
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where do you draw the line at "cannon".
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Gau-8 Avenger. Does depleted uranium count as non nuclear?
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Dis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inbmkoU_QUI

My hero and a real human bean.
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>>33635194
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>>33635158
>He thinks one gun will change the tide of the war

Trust me you'd be fucked anyway.
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>>33635193
The only right answer.
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>>33635180
/thread
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>>33635158
Fun fact: the bunker lines of fire were parallel to the beach or at a slight angle. Also most of the bunkers on the beach itself had anti tank guns. Really cool place to see.
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>>33635180
This shit overheats. There was a reason why Severloh had to switch to his Kar98k all the time during the barrel cooldowns.

He would have killed a lot more GIs if he had a water-cooled gun like the Maxim, which could shoot like for hours long.
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Unlimited ammo?

This chink grenade launcher, completed with airburst grenades.

I swear to god that no american will land on MY beach alive this day.
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>>33635193
Gaiu-8 woulnt fall under "cannon"?

>>33635216
One guy killed and wounded over 1000 americans, tho. One guy alone is responsible for the majority of the casualties of Omaha beach.

>>33635328
meme shit.
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>Revisionism by wehraboos
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>>33635361
In the end what did that really change though?
The other beach assaults succeeded, armor was coming up onto the beaches, paratroopers were still running around behind the lines, and naval gunfire was available and within range as was air support. The odds couldn't have been possibly worse for the defenders in this scenario.
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Americans winning on the Western Front is the most undeserving shit ever.

It is like you beat some bully up and get bloodied in the process, and then some dumb kid comes around and steals your kill and take all the credit for it.
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kek.

D-Day is the very definition of "Human Wave".

Maybe it is a defensive reflex of the Murricans to accuse other countries to do "human waves", because they are known for doing it themselves.

Dumb shits.
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Personally? A naval cannon to deal with ships.
>>33635445
Ya see this is why I hate these threads. The wehraboos come out in full force.
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THIRTY SECONDS
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with some ear plugs i could get real comfy
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A battalion shore-based anti ship missiles, maybe.
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a 240 in the tripod.
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>>33635561
>>33635664
Objectively inferior to MG42
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>>33635513
Is that why the French, English and German troops of WWI died while trying the human wave thing by running into no man's land?

Guess the burgers learned from the best
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>>33635361
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotary_cannon

Gatling guns are in there though so the line seems kinda vague to me.
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>>33635705

With the optic.
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Heinrich Severloh please do it again.

Please save Europe from anglo degeneracy.
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>>33635158

I want the Naziboos to leave.
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>>33635934
Oh yeah definitely out in full force.
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>>33635158
I'd pick some kind of guided antitank missile system. Can /k/ help my choose? We need a model with the quickest reload (a complete swap over counts as a reload if they're all single use). Must be easy to aim, and have the best range. Lastly, warhead must be able to sink a landing boat in one hit, or at least shred the human contents / kill an M4, etc.

With any luck, the enemy would be sunk or drowning a few hundred metres before shore, and friendlies unscathed from the attack that never made it.

Bonus points: how good would a modern ATGM fair against a strafing Spitfire for impromptu AA?
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>>33635158

A 100 kilowatts laser.

Would probably burn through the entire invasion force in a few minutes.
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>>33635158
Mg-3.
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>>33635991
Shit, and I thought I was pushing it with ATGMs. You win, I got nuffin'.
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>>33636025
ATGM is useful if the americans think of using smoke. Laser is heavily degraded via smoke.
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>>33635991
Speaking of "bending the rules", you could just blind them. Those who didn't die would sit and rot, tumble into the sea and drown, or shoot randomly, killing more friendlies beside them.

Get in before conventions are written against it, well played.
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>>33635180
>>33636020

>needlessly fast fire-rate
>having to change the barrel mid-fight
>waste of ammo

"no"
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>>33636032
Did you mean "useless"?

Are there any sighting systems that use alternatives to laser homing? Millimetre radar perhaps?
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>>33636070
No, ATGMs are still usefull in situations lasers are not.
Lasers really depend on weather conditions, and suppossedly the morning of D-Day was quite foggy.
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>>33635158
how much ammo do we get? that would be a big deciding factor in my choice of weapon
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>>33636095
God said unlimited ammo. Read, you melenin enriched individual.
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SMAW or Carl Gustav with HE FRAG rounds

Of course my weapon's effectiveness against infantry doesn't matter as there are literally dozens of cruisers and destroyers off shore constantly shelling us.
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>>33636068
>>33636095
Retards need to learn to read, he specifies unlimited ammo.
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>>33635158

M134 I'd have those G.I.'s swimming back to England in less than an hour with that bullet hose.
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>>33635158
a tow, M134 Minigun, xm25 or aa12
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>>33635158 (OP)

Or maybe a GAU-19? Does .50 caliber count as a cannon though?
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>>33635158
>believing Severloh

Dude was the orderly to Lt. Bernhard Frerking, an artillery observer sitting in pic related calling in preregistered artillary and mortar fire. Severloh was outside of it shooting at men over 1,000 ft away.
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>>33636210

Severloh's view.
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>>33636221

Another (left)
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>>33635158

Minuteman 3 missile. Load it with something non-nuclear.

Infinite ammo means America, England, Russia, and everyone else is fucked. Germany wins the war in a matter of hours.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VMHQzwDwc
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>>33636234

From the memoirs of Franz Gockel, also in an open entrenchment at WN62 but armed with a Polish Ckm wz. 30:

>The ramp went down on the first boats and soldiers jumped into the water. Other boats followed. Men were in the water up to their knees or chest. They didn’t shoot at us because they were running through the water. They all headed for the sea wall, and once they reached it they began to shoot at us. They could not see us very well and most of their shots were high and wide. None of them came up the hill and we continued to fire at them. Then they spotted us and we received heavy fire. They concentrated on our trench because of the heavy machine gun. Luckily, it was hard to hit because we were well protected. The rifle fire intensified and then the craft began firing at us with bullets striking all around. I fired two more bursts and ducked down. I was out of ammunition and had to wait for the ammo bearer to bring more ammunition. I was preparing to reload when it blew up in my face. To this day I don’t know what hit it, or how I survived.

He and Severloh both claim to have fired ~12,000 rounds.
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>>33635361
That one guy killing over a thousand Americans isn't credible
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>>33636323

>The remaining weapons in WN62 were able to keep American infantry from making a direct assault up from the beach, while the MF.10 minefield on the northwest shoulder of the position discouraged American attacks from that direction. The crews of the various heavy weapons in the defense nest had gradually slipped away from the site through the morning as they were wounded or ran out of ammunition. The mortar crews reported being out of ammunition at 1426 hours. Severloh fired about 12,000 rounds of ammunition through the course of the day. In the early afternoon around 1400 hours, he had expended all the normal ammunition available from the nearby munitions bunkers and was forced to switch to “night” ammunition, which included tracer rounds. This put an end to his machine-gun position, as the tracers were very apparent to the American troops. A near-miss by tank or destroyer fire disabled his MG 42 machine gun. The nearby observation bunker occupied by Lieutenant Frerking’s forward observer team from 1./Artillerie-Regiment.352 was hit by destroyer or tank fire around the same time. There was a collective decision by the surviving teams to abandon WN62 in the mid-afternoon around 1530 hours.
The Devil’s Garden - Steven Zaloga
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contrary to popular belief, fire-rate actually isnt so important for an MG in defensive position.

sustained fire is.
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>>33635664
easy to disassemble a bitch to clean gas tube valve is a bitch
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Do grenade launchers count? I'd take a Mk. 19
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>>33635158
>Instead, God appears and lets you chose ANY non-cannon, non-nuke weapon with unlimited ammo, condition is that you have to remain in your nest for the rest of the day and resist the allied beach assault.
>ANY non-cannon, non-nuke weapon
>unlimited ammo

Well, looks like I'm getting myself a MLRS setup.


WAIT, no.. the MMEV turret.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-Mission_Effects_Vehicle

With that combination, I'll hold the whole damn beach by myself & shoot down low flying aircraft.
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Unlimited, you say?
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>>33635177
>"What does 'bitte bitte' mean?"
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>>33635158
Rockets filled with VX gas.
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>>33635445
And then, to make it worse, the other kid and the bully become best friends and stand up to you when you become the new bully. They're so good at it that you can't get any of the nerds to do your math homework, and you keep being held back a grade.

Finally, you graduate grade school at 21.
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The 26 inch guns on a battle ship
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>>33635158
>non-cannon
:(
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>>33635158
and nothing else
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Some automatic grenade launcher I guess
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>>33635966
this

Bunch of fat autists
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>>33635922
>optic
>on a GP-MG
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>>33635158
This.
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>>33635158
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>>33640759
Correct. As a former caretaker of a MG3 (7.62 KK MG3) during my conscription in FDF, I can say with a reasonable confidence that you don't really need optics, instead you need plenty of tracers.

You also need a buddy as your spotter. Funny enough, GPMG guys and snipers are the same in this sense.
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>>33635328
Dear god what is that
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>>33635158
>ANY non-cannon, non-nuke weapon with unlimited ammo
Sarin gas.
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>>33635705
Found the wehraboo.
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>>33635158
A banana. Fuck the Nazi's.
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>>33635158
Tsunami
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>>33635202
that gorilla man at the right tho
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>>33635158
Tell big J that I'm good with my MG42 but another assistant gunner and a crate of spare barrels would be wunderbar.
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>>33635158
Mk19
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>>33635216
Severloh eventually abandoned his post and surrendered to the Americans the next day. He died in 2006.
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>>33635158
ahhhhh i dont wanna be whiney heiny again.
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>>33642377

It was some prototype/proof of concept that was used to demonstrate what shooting a million rounds a minute looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEu9LLQpOF8
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>>33643432
Why not just using a shotgun, really.
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>>33635966
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>>33642622
This guy gets it.
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All of the butthurt in this thread is a laugh, especially the clueless Lindy "Spandau" Beige fags.
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I like playing on hard mode.
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>>33643079
If you look in to it, you will find out that the most of the real WW2 aces have lived a long and successful life.

The definition of The Ace.
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But of course good sir. I would like to order some 120mm indirect fire at high rate of fire.
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Can I mount this guy in there?
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If one MG42 can't stop them, a double-barreled one can.
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I would say that Europe would be saved if Hitler won against the Americans, but lost or made peace with the Soviets.

Degeneracy didnt come with Russian communism, but with jewish re-infiltration through the cultural imperialism of the US, who brought their cancer from over the atlantic to infect the formerly healthy body and mind of all europeans.

Hence, Heinrich Severloh and Rommel, warriors who fought and killed americans, are the real Gods we should pray to, not some dumb SS Einsatzgruppen faggots who only killed slavs, who are actually quite OK guys who hated the jews as well and lived by conservative, christianity-inspired values.
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>>33635521
I don't think he's a wehraboo
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>>33635158
ANY weapon?
You didn't exactly specify if it was real, so I'm gonna say the Halo 2 Needler because little pink crystals that explode and a couple super combines will be a huge blow to enemy morale
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>>33635158
dON'T JUST STAND THERE, COME IN!
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>>33635173
First post worst post
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>>33644851
Not really true. The reason why you know the stories of those aces is that they lives to tell the tale. Most soldiers who do heroic things die alone with their stories untold. Just because they lived through the war does not make their achievements any greater than that of those who fell before the war ended.
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>>33635158
I choose a gun that shoots out real life anime girls then I spam thousands waifus onto the beach and turn the massed beach assault into massed sexual assault.
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>>33635158
Either an m134 or a mk19
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Any maxim variation. 08/15 or a Vickers. Ideally a Vickers since they are tried and tested to maintain continued fire for days.
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>>33635158
40MM automatic grenade launcher

or a 22
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>>33645541
>Most soldiers who do heroic things die alone with their stories untold.

Is that so? Pic related.
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>>33635173
Butthurt - the Post
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>>33635202

We're reaching levels of cringe that were previously thought to be impossible
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>>33635158
lets make it a bit more funny
the next one who gets 42 decides which gun Heinrich is going to use to fight off the americans
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>>33646859
rolling
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>>33646859
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>>33635158
I kill myself because fuck nazi boo threads and fuck your faggot fantasy that muh muh only a small percent of nazis are bad but ALL OF THE ALLIES ARE EVIL LE EPIC DRESDEN
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>>33635158
I'd just surrender because the alllies were right.
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>>33647329
here's your (you)
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Fucking M202 Flash is the way to go
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>>33645287
>Nazi's were anti-degeneracy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebensborn
> Lebensborn encouraged anonymous births by unmarried women
Sounds pretty degenerate to me.
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>>33635158
>ANY non-cannon, non-nuke weapon
I'd choose North Vietnam as my weapon.
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There were over 60 gun emplacements on that beach weren't there? I really doubt one guy killed that many people
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>>33645287
Rommel hated the Nazi Party.
>Heinrich Severloh and Rommel, warriors who fought and killed americans, are the real Gods
Not really gods of they get BFTO the entire war at nearly everything

>who are actually quite OK guys who hated the jews as well and lived by conservative, christianity-inspired values.
Not really, take for instance Dubrovnik, Yugoslavia (eastern europe slav land), they had no quarrels with Jews, Serbs or Muslims and constituted a large part of the Yugoslavian Partisans.
tl;dr You're a dummy and the men you worship got #rekt cause they're also idiots.
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>>33645287
>Degeneracy didnt come with Russian communism, but with jewish re-infiltration through the cultural imperialism of the US,

Says the man who spends his time on an anonymous board that has multiple boards for child cartoons
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>>33635158
runaway mk19 with unlimited HE? Could of held off the entire invasion force by itself.
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>>33646859
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>>33635158

Since OP did not specify fictional or non-fictional I'm going to have to go with the BFG from Doom. I'd have that beach cleared in minutes.
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crates of babies. Psychological warfare
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>>33635158
Unlimited ammo? Probably a watercooled Vickers. Those things could fire for literal days, though you might end up with your gun becoming a smoothbore after a while.

>>33635202
>>33635234
>>33635361
>>33635934
>>33636323
>He and Severloh both claim to have fired ~12,000 rounds.
Really? ~12,000 rounds with 1000 hits? That's an 8.3% hit chance. At what, a thousand yards?
Sounds like a lot of bullshit. Because it fucking is. Severloh is a dirty lying faggot. Fuck him. His bullshit story alone has fueled 100,000 wehraboo cocksucker fantasies. Stop guzzling cum out of your own asshole and shut the fuck up, you moronic goat fuckers. HE IS A LIAR. A FUCKING LIAR. If you actually believe a word of his casualty claims you should consider signing up for a Smith & Wesson retirement plan immediately.

Fucking wehraboos. God fucking damn.

>>33640015
That's a cannon, retard.
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mk19 with vx grenades.
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>>33635158
>ANY weapon
Phased Plasma Rifle in the 500 Watt Range
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>>33646859
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>as if the answer isn't obvious
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I choose an M2 flamethrower and remove fellow jerry and embrace freedom
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>>33649210
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>>33650158
underrated post
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