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Well i fucked myself. I swear to god I'm autistic as fuck.

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Well i fucked myself. I swear to god I'm autistic as fuck. I stripped the shit out of the mounting screw for my buis and have been trying to get it out for 8 fucking hours. I've tried fucking everything and now I've resorted to using super glue and a hex key or an allan wrench? WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS GOD DAMN THING IS. What the hell do i do if this doesn't work? This is my 3rd attempt with the glue.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who has done this.
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>>33635058
cut or file a slot in the screwhead then use a flathead screwdriver
the screws fucked anyways another mark wont change that
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>>33635058
Jesus fuck dude. Rubber band and press firmly. If that doesn't work get something that has better strength than basic bitch epoxy that they label as "super glue". If you truly have fucked shit up get the dremel out.
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>>33635076
Oh please believe i have tried that. Either I'm too much a retard to accomplish such a task or my box cutter was just very dull. Either way i failed
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>>33635076
This, or use a gimmick stripped screw removal set. But thats your second best option.
Last option, drilling out the screw head completely.
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>>33635102
A box cutter? You are retarded. Use a thin square edged file and make a deep channel straight across.
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>>33635089
I tried a rubber band, gorilla tape, and my underwear. The motherfucker aint comin out.
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Drill the screw in the middle, and fuck it up
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>>33635102
>box cutter
Sweetie, get a saw, file, or dremel.
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>>33635102
>tried cutting a slot in a screw with a box cutter
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>>33635127
This. Hacksaws are kind of designed to do exactly that.
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Serves you right, railfag.
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>>33635058
Buy some EZ-Outs and a set of inch drills. I use them at work for stripped fasteners all the time. Any hardware store will have them. You need a drill tho.
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>>33635117
Ok we have arlready established the fact that I'm a goober. But do you think the super glue will work or should i not even wait for it to cure completely again
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>>33635058
There are two simple fixes. First, take a pair of vise grips and simply clamp down on the side of the screwhead. It has to be hard enough that the teeth deform the steel. Other way is to take a dremel tool, use one of the gray abrasive discs to cut a nice slot for a flathead screwdriver.

The real problem here is single motherhood. How are men going to learn basic skills and critical thinking when they are being raised by women? It's sad that we have lost the spirit that drove our ancestors to cross the ocean in wooden ships, or trek across the great plains, or build the first automobile. When an anon spends 8 hours staring at a damn screw, the future is truly lost.
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>>33635058
dumbass
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>>33635301
>When an anon spends 8 hours staring at a damn screw, the future is truly lost.

This.
I remember the days spent with my grandpa learning how to fix stuff around the house. If people can't learn the basics of using tools and fixing small everyday problems, society is doomed.
Blame Facebook.
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>>33635058

Your average AR owner.
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>>33635058
>i stripped the screw of a really nice buis
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>>33635058
>. I stripped the shit out of the mounting screw
Fucking HOW? That's a a pretty generous screw.
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superglue ain't gonna work dipshit

you need JB weld if you're gonna do it that way
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>>33635472
retard strength or shit tier ill fitting tools from amazon/harborfreinght/walmart
probably both
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>>33635301
>The real problem here is single motherhood. How are men going to learn basic skills and critical thinking when they are being raised by women? It's sad that we have lost the spirit that drove our ancestors to cross the ocean in wooden ships, or trek across the great plains, or build the first automobile. When an anon spends 8 hours staring at a damn screw, the future is truly lost.
Fucking serious, anyone who has worked on anything with screws has fucked up a head, first time I did it i rounded off the bolt the first time I tried to change the oil on my first car.

Op you faggot I know youll do this again so intead of going to superglue or rubber bands try
1.) a pair of pliers as hard as you can squeeze them while turning
If that doesnt work
2.) cut a slot in the head of it (not with a fucking boxcutter, christ) with a file, hacksaw, dremel, or abrasive disc
You mightve just snapped the head off completely because you got overzealous and cut too deep/too shallow and/or it was rusted in, at this point
3.)Buy and EZ out kit and get some fucking tools while your at it, try that
if that dosent work
4.)drill the fucker out with a drill press and use a Tap to make new threads for a slightly bigger bolt.

Or you know, dont be a faggot who strips the heads off there guns bolts.
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>>33635058
So you obviously cross threaded the screw and have now stripped the shit out of it trying to get it out. Congrats. Please take this to /diy/ so they can laff at you
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>>33635523
i just used a hacksaw to cut a line for a flat head. the motherfucker will still not come out, the screw is completely fucked and the line i made is just getting fatter.
i also have tried with a pair of needle nose pliers, but can't seem to grip it just right.

next option is the drill i guess
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>>33635472
but it wasn't. i may be retarded but i'm not THAT retarded. putting it on, i used the right fitting hex wrench and once it started getting tight, it had already began to deform, but i figured "fuck it". but when i tried to take it off, i used the same well fitting hex wrench and it just completely stripped the screw like butter. (not soft butter but you know like a stick of butter that you just got out of the fridge).

it's almost like the screw was made in china
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>>33635058
Use a dremel and cut a slot into it so you can use a flathead, if you don't have a dremel get a saw made for metal and be careful.
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>>33636121
>needle nose
Nigger you are straight retarded. Get a set of adjustable pliers with some decent teeth on them. Adjust it so that when they close they are the setting just smaller than the actual screw head. Bring them over the screw and squeeze hard as hell. Get your dad if you lack the hand strength. Proceed to turn counterclockwise WITHOUT letting them slip. Kung Fu action grip that shit.
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>>33636121
If you keep using the wrong tools you will fuck it up even more. Read what I wrote and follow it verbatim. Buy the tools if you don't own them. Also it apparently needs to be mentioned that a screwdriver bit must fit the screw exactly.
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>>33636121
post another pic
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>>33635058
>millennials
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>>33636121
Just give up. You don't need sights to shoot the roof of your mouth, because that's clearly all you can be capable of.
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>>33635058
>super glue

No one can be this stupid.
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>>33635058

You know you're meant to be turning lefty loosey don't ya?
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>>33635058
Only baby would think to use super glue for such situation.

Proud man use JB weld Black with proper time to set. Create bond almost strong as weld. Then comes as they say in west, "Hammer time"
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>>33635058
Use a fucking vice grips you stupid fuck. It's not that hard
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>>33635102

Sorry I have to join in on the playful ridicule

>Boxcutters
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>>33635058
I stripped a screw out on a gun once. I ended up having to drill it out.
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>>33635058

> buying fake KAC micro
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>>33635301

> there are males posting right now that have never changed their own oil
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>>33635472

F A K E
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>>33635058
How old are you? I want to know if I need to weep for my generation.
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>>33635058
Just get someone to weld the hey key to the screw, holy shit.
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Weld the wrench to the stripped screw
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>>33636641
Damn bro we samefaged within seconds
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>>33635523
>Fucking serious, anyone who has worked on anything with screws has fucked up a head

I work with all kinds of boutique fasteners and bolts and I have never stripped one. ,I however, have had to deal with other retards stripping said screws or bolts and leaving them for the next guy, usually me, to deal with.

OP is a retard for stripping hat screw, I. Like fix that in less than 5 mins but what the fuck do i care, if he doesn't go through this hardship, he'll continue to apply his retard strength to every little screw without care
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>>33636218
welp here it is now. i sawed through it and attempted to use a flathead which then started stripping the line i sawed.
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>>33636436
there is not enough space for the vice grips to actually clamp on to
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>>33635058
how the fuck do you manage to strip a hex screw? hand tight plus 1/4 rotation is enough for most shit, did you use your retard strength to torque it down or something?
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>>33635171
No honey you're not a goober, you are a fucking tard. Go buy a hack saw and chop up all your weapons because you can't be trusted with them.
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>>33636208
>>33636190
you guys act like im Hank fucking Hill and im just going to pull tools out my ass

>>33636171
didn't have a dremel but i used a saw and it seemed like it was going somewhere but it really wasn't
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>>33635171
Leftie loosey rightie tightie
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>>33636894
no i used my average intellect strength to hand tighten it plus a 1/4 rotation. like i said earlier, i'm not THAT retarded. it's like the god damn screw was made in buttfuck japan
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>>33636914
you can buy a dremel at harbor freight for like $10, which is less than the gunsmith will charge when you do the walk of shame tomorrow.
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>>33635058
Next time you strip an allen screw, use the next size allen and gently hammer it in
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>>33636914
>doesn't have a basic set of the most common tools lying around
Jesus dude, how do you survive?
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>>33636864

ITT: /k/ can't figure out how to remove a chewed up screw head

>you're all useless
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>>33636864
Now that you fucked that up you gotta use the vice grips like >>33635301 said
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>>33636864
Did you put red locktite or rocksett on it? How do you torque a screw so hard? Try soaking it oil over night.
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>>33637013
i did not put anything. i seriously just hand tightened it like i do with everything else on my rifle and the rest of them. this is the only screw that has given me problems
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>>33636991
Ummm, no. OP has been told numerous times, multiple ways of how to deal with his situation. You obviously don't have a clue how to remedy the problem.
OP, if you did slot it out you probably need a longer, bugger flathead ti get the needed torque. Otherwise you'll need some vise grips with good teeth, and your gonna scrarch the fuck out if your bius getting it, as that screw doesn't give you much room.
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>>33635058
lol
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>>33635058
Cut two sides of the bolt head off and undo it with a box wrench
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>>33636518
i dont change mine anymore due to new living area which doesnt allow me room for tools or storage but if i had a garage i would definitely have basic tools to avoid paying the mechanic jew. honestly its only $25 at the place i go to so i cant complain, i only change my oil like every 8k miles anyway
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>>33635058
go to the hardware store and get a screw extractor kit for $5
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>>33635058
>not using needle nose vice
>not cutting a slot with a dremel and using a flat screw driver
Pretty retarded tbqhfam
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weld a nut on the stripped allen and twist it off.
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>>33637311
make sure you bring your AR with you so you can show the sales chick what size screw extractor you need
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>>33637328
>needle nose vice grips*
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>>33635102
Are you a terrorist?

Then why are you using a boxcutter for things other than "cutting boxes"?
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>>33635118
Have you tried pickles or the history channel?
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Google "stripped screw removal tool" now go buy one they actually work. Had to use one on my motorcycles carburetor
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>>33637339
Oh god

> be op
> oc AR to harbor freight right before closing
>walks up to the counter, muzzle sweeping the whole store 5 times in the process
>"E-Excuse me, I'm trying to get this screw out of my-"
> op muzzle sweeps the girl behind the counter, she throws up her arms and screams
>"Oh no, I just-"
> op gets tackled by the manager and starts crying as the police are called
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>>33635102
I had to google what box cutters are in case I was the one who's retarded and didn't know about them being able to do that.
Your retardation is so strong I caught a bit of it through the internet.
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>>33636929
Hold a lighter to the striped head. The glue on the outside will burn off and the glue that worked into the threads will break down. Then continue in this little excavation.

Are you the guy with the 92s who got his ass schooled by a roll pin? Cro-maganon, is that you?
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>>33636158
>it's almost like the screw was made in china

It probably was.
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>>33635102
You tried to cut a fucking slot in steel with a fucking boxcutter? What the fuck????? What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you literally, unironically, medically retarded?
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>>33635102
>plot twist, op is actually master swordsman capable of cutting steel with boxcutter
stick to your weebsticks goddamn
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>>33636864
wtf did you use to cut that? a butterknife + boxcutter
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>>33636518
I'm not a car guy at all, could kinda care less about them. But at least I have changed my oil, filters and transmission fluid before, ez pz.
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>>33637297
Adjustable wrench, tupperware (discard in neighbours trash bin). Drive front wheel up on sidewalk, proceed.
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>>33638181
Hacksaw
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>>33636864
you gotta go deeper, screw is fucked, dont worry about preserving it.
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1. Get a small torx bit.
2. Drill a deep hole smaller than that torx bit.
3. Hammer the torx into the screw.
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>>33637443
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>>33635152
this
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>>33635058
Hey OP, here's a proper guide to gettin the screw out once you've chowdered the screw right to fuck. Also you might actually learn how to work with your hands if you watch a few of these videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnF9_LotHCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnF9_LotHCU
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>>33636773
I just laughed so hard at your post
>he'll continue to apply his retard strength to every little screw without care
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Yo OP
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>>33639801
Seconding the torx...

If its just a stripped Allan screw, you may not even need steps 2 and 3.

Once you get it out, I'd recommend ordering a custom replacement with a torx head on it.
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>>33635517
> ill fitting tools from amazon/harborfreinght/walmart

I'm going with this. Probably a metric Allen wrench in a standard screw, or vice versa.
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>>33635058
Get a hacksaw and saw behind the head of the screw, then pry the small block side of the mount off. You've damaged the screw head too much to bother with it now. Here's a picture of what I mean so you don't fuck it
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>>33641901
This anon gets it. Op, stop struggling before you need a safe space. Get a set of easy outs and be done with it, even the cheap ones work quite well
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OP here, just got back from the local hardware store. Got some easy outs and vice grips. Trying with the grips first.

I'm fuckin this puppy
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Houston we have lift off.

Thanks for the help /k/
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>>33642763
Well, I'm happy it worked out.
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>>33635102
>carving steel
>with a box cutter
You need to get some sleep, darling. You're not thinking straight.
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>>33640635
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