soiler alert: battlbox unboxing 26 for april 2017 this might

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as it came packed

>>33620944
>150 plus s&h

>People actually buy into these boxes of glorified McDonald's toys

This should definitely be your last box...

>>33620939
I remember you're last thread. You got a lot of shit but I enjoy these unboxings.

You got ripped off.

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>>33620964
no s&h. $150 flat

>>33620939
fag

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this is one gigantic wet wipe. that's it.

>>33620939

>paying $150 for a box of scraps

Now if it came with actual shit like ammo, goodies like flash hiders or muzzle breaks, and some other assorted things like gun cleaning supplies, that would be nice. As it is, that box screams "we want the kids who play CoD to buy this".

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this thing isn't bad. it'll hold a bar of soap in it. i'll probably use this.

Is this one of those things where you get jewed into paying for literal trash packaged solely to appeal to autistic manchildren?

>>33620987
Best weapon against neckbeards

>>33620939
Wow.
Just wow.

You must also click on online ads.

>>33621065

Pretty much. They just package leftover garbage into a box and overcharge for it, all while telling you you're getting a huge deal. You'd be better off buying random items on aliexpress than buying these "mystery boxes".

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these are kinda cool too. they're very thin strips of soap. you pull one out and you can wash your hands with a little water.

>>33621065

you make it sound like they are exclusively targeting /k/

>>33621065
Yes
>We put some generic soap in an olive drab box give us $150

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>>33620994
>a fucking microfiber cloth...

>>33621062
>>33621053
Jesus fucking christ... that doesnt look comfortable at all. Really shouldn't be wasting ammo/gun money on this novelty trash

>>33620939
There's what, $10 worth of stuff there

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>>33621104
i have money to spare so you dont' have to

this thing is actually very nice. very well made and i think i'ts gonna become my new range bag

What a massive waste if fucking money

>>33620939
This is all bullshit. You are like an advertisement of things I do not want. It crossed parody, and went into a veritable exploitation grab for the money of idiots. I feel physical fucking anguish looking at this collection of useless bullshit.

Go out, and buy a shitty gun from a pawnshop, a shitty cleaner kit, and some dirt ammo. Put that in the fucking box, and do this again.

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this thing is retarded

>>33620939
>Battlbox

Should say buttfuckbox cause you got raped. Did it come with vaseline? Should have just spent the money on a Bad Dragon at least then you could have picked what you were going to get fucked in the ass with.

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>>33621077
You really saved a ton of money on those...

>>33620983
Same here. I'm happy someone is satisfying my curiosity about these boxes. This particular one appears to be full of completely goofy shit.

>>33620939

The bag looks kinda nice, you have any experience with Tac Packs or whatever it is they push on TGC? I've been thinking of getting a monthly shipment of autism indulgence but don't know who to get jewed by.

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that's a mach 3 razor on a muzzle break

>>33621126
>tactical toothbrush with glass breaker.

Pls stop anon I can only cringe so hard.

>>33621153
Send me $150 and I'll send you a tissue box that I stenciled a spartan helmet onto.

Cringe as fuck.

>>33621126
>>33621164
These two take the cake in terms of ridiculous.

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>>33621153
i've seen videos on the tac pacs. seems to be a lot of patches and AR shit i don't want desu. this seems to be the best way to throw away $150 to me.


this is the knife

>>33620939
>soiler
Given the contents, was this spelling on purpose?

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>>33621164

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>>33621186
those? not the grenade deodorant?

knife is really well made and is D2 with a copper handle but too fucking small to use safely for just atbout anything

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it's numbered. i'll throw it in the safe just cuz but that's about it.

>>33621226
The deodorant is just in a silly package. The product itself is silly when we're talking about a toothbrush you can bust windows with and a razor that has a muzzle break.

You must be very chubby OP aren't you

>>33621240
Wtf could you use that for? The blade looks like it's ready to snap off from just sitting there.

Subscription boxes represent the worst of consumerism. Mindless materialism is not the pathway to happiness.

>Think where man's glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends.

Fuck me

What a waste of money for such a pathetic self-indulgence.

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and that is all

>>33621260
i'm 6'2" 260, walk about 5miles a day and i'm constantly lifting shit.
i'm not saying i'm in shape but i'd probably beat your ass.

>>33621267
>this

Use that $150 for ammunition or actually useful camping equipment.

>>33621285
>beard oil won't suit the needs of their female subscribers
WOW ASSUMPTIONS MUCH?!?

This is the most embarrassing thing I've seen on /k/ is a long fucking time. Tactical toiletries? Like some retard actually approached a bank for a small loan of a million dollhairs to make tactical soap?

Just a bunch of fucking cheap garbage. What kind of person buys this worthless shit?

>>33621289
i have extra money for stuff like this

>>33621267
Most of them aren't worth it. I like Barkbox and my dogs are happy with the toys, but that's about it.

>>33621327

If you have extra money, save it up or use it on actually useful things.

>>33621323
He's probably making millions of autists dumb enough to by this junk.

>>33621353
if it went with the rest of my savings it wouldn't be extra money

>>33621323
You have guys that get subscriptions to Recoil magazine that would piss themselves over this.

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>people spend money for that
Holy hell

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>>33621285

Imagination's a powerful thing, isn't it?

>>33621321
Just get the PINK package. That comes with bush oil instead.

>>33621384
not so sound like a big fat fuck slopping down a hotdog and claiming fat is just as good as skinny, but for a big fat fuck i'm in shape.

>$150 for a decent pocket knife and some novelty soaps and towels

Fuck man, cancel that subscription. $1800 a year?

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>>33620939
>$1800 a year for taint and autistic shavers scrubbers.
money well spent

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The only thing fucking dumber than what I just saw would be the battlbox zombie box. Did you get that one op?

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>>33621412
You don't use that on a beard, shitlord!

>>33621448
>Implying its not the same shit with a different label to make the intended audience feel special
When your mangina bush and ladybeard both smell like sandalwood, it makes no difference, really.

>>33620939
>soiler alert: battlbox unboxing 26 for april 2017this might be my last box

Anon.

This is rubbish. Please stop giving this awful company money, you are only funding them advertising to rip off others.

That's appalling for 150 dollars, crappy toiletries you would not buy in a pound store a shitty penknife and a pointless bag.

Please stop giving them money.

>>33621041
Holy fuck.

>>33621446
Why is neon lime green the Zombie color?

>>33621053
Taint hahahaha
Like behind your balls guize

>>33621561
Because autist like bright flashy colors.

>>33621479
Does it hide the smell of ditch-water and burning rubber?

>>33620939
>all soap and whorebathrags...

I think they are trying to tell you something anon.

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>>33620972
>badass soap for """""warfighters""""" inside

>>33621285
Would you be my ass with tactical soap and hand grenade perfume toothbrush? Give us a strep and inventory check!

>>33620939
They should have called this one the prison package


Soap on a rope. Because we all know what happens when you drop the soap.

Grenade deodorant. Cleverly disguised butt plug

The massive wet wipe. Because gang rapes happen

Beard oil. Obviously lube

Taint scrubber. Name speaks for it self

Camp soap. You will be using those as breath strips after sucking bubba's cock all night.

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>>33620987

TSA LEGAL!?

>>33621584
It does if you believe!

>>33621831
A box of shit could actually be useful.

>>33620939
Why do I feel like this was the company trying to market their garbage here on /k/.

>>33621226
How small? Put your dick next to it for comparison you chubby fuck

>>33621913
because all you assholes think like that. this shit is garbage. some stuff was ok though.

i've gotten better boxes but it's been a while and i'm probalby gonna cancel

>>33621285
Walking at work isn't considered excercise.

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>>33621712

>>33621913
Ding ding ding. Op is their market rep thinly veiled as /k/ poster. He is still chubby and probably lives in a basement. I think op gets paid in battlepouches or whatever the name is

>>33621956
so i'm supposed to do more work outside of work?

>>33621924
you don't wanna see my acorn pecker

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>>33621956
Are you fucking retarded?

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Why is there so much fucking soap. Is there always this much soap?

I could see having some fun with the novelty, but not at 150 bucks and not without a lot more variety

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>>33621126
can it mount a scope?

>>33621285
Lmao fat fuck you are at least 60lbs overweight

>>33622014
colgate. according to the instructions it'll run close up too but it might jam

>>33622035
i never said i was skinny

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>>33620939

>>33622001
It's not. Talk to any physician about it.

>>33621983
Yup. Ask any physician about this.

Now if you ran a mile yeah it would be considered excercise. Just getting off of your chair and walking up and around the building doesn't count lardo.

>>33622045
You are obese.

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>>33622059
I'll just talk to a physician about my father having lost weight when working and me staying in my weight range working retail

>>33622084
i'm on my feet for 8hrs a day, lifting shit and carrying stuff. i'm not just wandering around an office in my free time

>>33622085
i am aware

>>33622124
It's typical for fat fucks to throw away their money like this

>>33622138
i didn't realize that was a stereotype

>>33622124
I work a very similar job and none of the big boys that are my coworkers have lost any weight with the exception of the prior service guy that actually hikes with weights and has started to watch what he eats.

>>33622149
sucks for them. i lost 40lbs. put 10 back on when it got cold.

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>$150 for some as-seen-on-tv-tier trinkets

>>33622124
Literally just eat less. Exercise is 10% of weight loss, stop shoving cake in your engorged cake hole you glutton

>>33622209
i know why i'm fat

Are "box subscriptions" the Jewiest goldmine since central banking?

>>33622209
Op loves eating shit and spending money on shit. Hey op tell us or show us how many of previous battle boxes you actually kept and are using the items find inside.

>>33622220
We're not being dicks. Well some of us just are hoping you don't become another statistic of health related issues.

>>33622220
SO STOP IT

NOBODY FINDS IT ATTRACTIVE
YOU MAKE LESS MONEY
YOU DON'T GET LAID
PEOPLE VIEW YOU LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE
YOU DON'T GET INVITED TO THE SAME THINGS

>>33620972

>1/4 moisturizing cream, clinically proven to fight dry skin
>,
>and filthy ISIS goat f***ers

Worth it.

>>33622280
Yea le totally cool and /k/ le ebin right

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A fat, stupid goy and his money part...

>>33622251
meh

i make plenty of money and i have a gf.

i also get invited to plenty of things that i'd rather not go to but i have to and it makes me angry.

There needs to be an anons of /k/ foundation where you can for only pennies a day, support the accessories habits of well fed antisocial spergs right here, in our beloved U S of A.

>>33622414
i put aside $1000 a month as "play money". this is only $150 of that

$300 or so goes toward booze though. that's not a good thing

>>33622457
Post a picture of your bed pls. That has to be some hard core reinforced shit to support both of you, I can only imagine how she looks

>Why are you so pathetic.
Calm down. It's like getting a /k/ related random christmas present every month.
Sure, you won't find most of it all that useful, but it's still fun as hell to sift through and keeps you excited for the next one.

>>33620939
post pics from other boxes

>>33220608
But I don't need a zippo or pen, and if I did, I'd pick one out that I really wanted.

This is like women who go shopping without gaving a goal in mind and just impulse buy shit. You're wasting money on things you don't need. Then you're inventing some sort of need for the shit you get to justify wasting money on some consumerist rush.

Just think about how much ammo you could have bought instead of this box of shit. You could buy a fairly decent AR or handgun for the cost of one year of junk that's just going to clutter up your life.

>$150 a month for literal junk

You're a fucking idiot. Whoever runs this company is making a killing off of overgrown manchildren like you. I should have thought of it first.

I hope someday S does HTF so you can just watch and cry as all this cheap junk breaks within 24 hours.

>>33220697
>This is like women who go shopping without gaving a goal in mind and just impulse buy shit. You're wasting money on things you don't need. Then you're inventing some sort of need for the shit you get to justify wasting money on some consumerist rush.

This.

I doubt you could have bought all this for $50, so in that sense I guess it's a bargain, sure, but would you have bought any of it on your own, OP? Four months of this could buy you 1k 9mm and you wouldn't have a drawer full of shit you more than likely will never use.

Buy the types of things that come in this service as you need them, and spend the savings on ammo or put it in a gun fund. This is pretty retarded.

>>33622084
If it gets your heart rate up it actually is. Moving 500 lbs 100 feet isn't exactly easy.

Op you still here?

>>33622443
Underated

>>33623065
Deja vu

Dear OP. Thank you for displaying the full contents of your box and telling us how much you shelled out for it. I now feel much better about my own recent 'tactical' purchases. Keep up the good work.

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>tfw I actually enjoy these threads though I would never sign up for any sort of "monthly loot crate" thing

>>33621135
oh christ OP you got fucking jewed
wouldnt be surprised if those battleboxes were made by antigun jews to make money of the dumb gun loving goyim

>>33620939
This is the dumbest fucking thing I've seen. Good on whoever thought this shit up, as dumbasses like OP will buy this load of tactard shit.

>>33620962
>>33620972
The rest autistic tryhard shit but if this genuinely smells like gunsmoke I want it.

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>>33622008
oh my god I see it now

>>33622087
>working retail
kys, peasant

>>33621201
Welp, you could easily make your money back by selling the Knife. D2 kinda sucks though

>>33621266
D2 is literally tool steel, and you use a knife for cutting things. If you snap a blade, you were doing something stupid

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>>33621201
>this seems to be the best way to throw away $150 to me.
why not throw it away into an investment that will give you returns instead of shitty motofag soap and wal-mart camping gear

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>>33621090
You have to add water

To a towel

So you can use it

To dry things

But it's already wet.

>>33621126
>glass breaker toothbrush
pls send me

>>33621164
That's illegal in california lmao

This thread makes me feel much better about my spending habits.

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Sit rep

>>33620939
You should know by now that no fun is allowed

>>33626615
No, no, your Toothbrush needs to have a Flash-hider or silencer to be illegal

This actually managed to be worse than a fucking lootcrate. I'm impressed.

>>33621090
Y'know you can pick up a 12-pack of those at walmart for $1.99, right?

Coghlan's makes them.

They're also shit.

>>33621285
>im not fat i weigh 260 lbs

I want to start a service where I follow fat shits like you around with a camera so they can see how ridiculous they look

It's especially funny when they get into tactical shit and waddle around like mcoperators like I'm almost 100% sure you do if youre buying stupid shit like this

Also walking 5 miles a day isnt good exercise nor is it something to brag about, its called having a physical job lllllllllllllllllllllllllmao

>>33621561
1. Stupid people are attracted to bright objects. This is only enhanced if it moves with no effort or reflects light.
2. Biohazard color used in a lot of Euro countries (even though the "official" internationally recognized one is canary yellow)

>>33622457
>he thinks hes healthy
>260 pounds and spends 300 dollars a month on booze

Being fat is a mental ilness

>>33626902
Post a pic of your shredded six-pack them anon.
>Don't forget the time stamp faggot

>150$

in two months you could buy a makarov=something way more fucking useful

>>33621422
The more you argue, the fatter and more out of shape you seem.

>>33621142
They're always full of goofy shit. Subscription boxes lure idiots in by showcasing the "goodies" on commercials and website that you will never get because the regular boxes are full of cheap novelty shit you would never buy on your own. The only reason they survive is because they're easy to forget about until the next box comes and because the "surprise" of getting a bunch of useless crap is appealing to some people.

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>>33621446
>there are four different things that are either made of paracord or wrapped in it

>>33621077
Mother fucker I am backpacking through Europe and an in Serbia right now and use one of those to wash my clothes. It cost $3 at Target back home.

Cringiest stupid shit I've ever seen.

>>33621796
I'd let her search my butthole

>>33621266
if you use a blade in any way that could snap it, you're an idiot

>not even defending the stupid stuff OP bought