What would happen if we locked a Russian, brit, American, and

>>33613229
They would probably get up to weird shit like any soldiers locked in a room with no supervision.

Outside of a combat situation soldiers like each other.

>>33613229
They'd probably stare at each other because no one probably speaks any similar languages except the American and the Brit.

If they'd do, they would probably shoot the shit in English til someone let them out.

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>>33613238
First reply best reply.
Would be funnier if they were corporal or below.

Ration discussion and trading, as is tradition.

>>33613229
Swap bits of their MREs?

>>33613229
Smoke and get some sleep.

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>>33613245
This pretty much

American and Russian are tops for the Brit and chink respectively. The Brit and the Chink make out and give each other reacharounds while the Russian and American have their way with their tight boipuccis

>Draw dicks on the walls
>Break something important like a load bearing member
>Some homo shit with shaving cream

Get a brew on, draw dicks while boiling the water, trade rations, bitch about officers, catch up on sleep.
Wake up, break out of room, coz nothing is squaddy proof!

>>33613229
They eat the chinamen first.

>>33613229
Russian produces hooch. thinks about sharing it with Chinese Soldier, ends up sharing it with the Amreican, America, can't hold his liquor because deployed. starts trading shit with brit for cup of coffee, Chinese soldier doesnt approve any of this, and teams up with Brit to steal Russians Hooch.

>basically lots of tea drinking, swearing and dicks drawn on everything.

>>33613229
Lots of knife hands.

>>33613229
>break the room
Don't give a soldier anything.

>>33613229
I suspect it would be a little uncomfortable due to the language barrier.

>>33613721
Soldiers speak a universal language, one civilians will never understand

>>33613229
They DP the brit

>>33613721
everyone speaks american now days

>>33613229
Civilization

>>33613229
The Russian and Chink would go squat on a corner and drink. The Brit would condescendingly snark at the American and the American would tell the Brit about his "Scottish" grandmother named Fergus

>>33613229
Brit beats the crap out of the Russian, then the Chinaman, American whoops on from behind, lays the final kick onto the defeated foes, claims victory for himself as he really did all the work.
Russian suddenly multiplies into a couple thousand men, who begin drinking and generally smashing up everything, Brit shrinks and drinks tea, American becomes highly technologically advanced cyborg then proceeds to put russians in place, Chinaman becomes a million Chinamen, who look very similar to the robo-American, except they are made of paper, they still get beaten up. By the tiny brit, who now begins speaking in Urdu.
Either that, or they just chat shit and trade stuff until someone let's them out.

complain about their COs

>>33613266
This.

>>33613238
>ivan takes a bottle of vodka out of his jacket
>brit takes tea bags out of his
>american takes out a bottle of mayonnaise
>they stew the teabags in vodka and drink it with mayonnaise while the chinese mumbles something about the filthy gweilo

>>33613229
They overcome their differences and work together to escape. Their captors turns out to be a Hydra-like organization and the soldiers were evac by SHIELD and forms the elite Bust-Out team, tasked with rescuing captured SHIELD operatives.

Theft and damage. Even if there's nothing in the room whatsoever, something is getting broken and something is getting stolen.

>>33618974
Russian: team sniper and exotic weapons specialist

American: heavy weapons and demolitions expert

Brit: drone operator and hacker/intel

Chinese: stealth and unarmed combat specialist

>>33613255
At which point they would be piss drunk even if they brew it themselves somehow

>>33613526
And hungry 15 minutes later

>>33613229

A game of poker would immediately break out. What else? They would have no personal issues causing any discord.

>>33613229
Is this a subtle attempt at COD posting?

If so, you fucked up anon. The zombies character is a jap, not a chinaman.