How would the US in real life deal with Godzilla? Remember

>>33613049
>it can EMP things.
im pretty sure the flying thing could EMP things, not godzilla.

>>33613049
Godzilla cannot be killed with any weapons the public is aware of, it took a black hole to kill him in one of the movies.

>>33613071
He didn't die from that either.

Only things confirmed to kill him are the oxygen destroyer and his fusion meltdown caused by him absorbing advanced nuclear waste.

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Just feed Suu with some toxic waste and LET THEM FIGHT!

>>33613049
In real life, the same way it was done in the movies.

Being from the bottom of the ocean doesn't make you immune to GBUs by the planeload.

>>33613133
>Being from the bottom of the ocean doesn't make you immune to GBUs by the planeload.
Yes it does, he sucks up nuclear weapons for breakfast.

>>33613049
Some giant form of a KEP round
Missile launched into space, unsheaths KEP which then re-enters atmosphere at incredible hihg speed

>>33613049

Jaeger

>>33613286
Motherfucker, they once shot him with a black hole gun and he survived. Godzilla is basically indestructible. The only real way to deal with him is to get out of his way.

>>33613049
Poison most likely. We'd build or configure a dart of some kind or simply gas him.

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c130s full of massive balloons full of olive oil. airdrop them all over the fucker. when hes nice and oiled up he'll start slipping and sliding around. when his mobility is effected and hes flopping around basically stuck in the same spot all the way lubed up we start dropping t-12 cloudmakers to penetrate him. the fucker isnt taking a 21 ton penetrating bomb falling at 1,200 mph hitting with over 2 million ft/lbs of energy.

>>33613049
Godzilla movies are retarded. Its a giant fucking dinosaur. A single 105mm shot to the head from an AC-130 would put it down.

>>33613394
Your solution to everything is lube it up in olive oil you faggot

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>>33613049
> there was a movie about fighting giant monsters from the bottom of the ocean called kaiju

Hmmmmmmmm

Would you fuck godzilla?

>>33613588
Mine would not even touch the sides, he deserves better.

Laugh as the abomination collapses due to its size.

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>>33613049
Put a banana in his path then blue shell his ass.

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Call Big Saito, what kind of retarded question is this?

Obvious answer is to rape him into submission.

>>33613049
King Kong. Duh.

>>33613601
godzilla is a female faggot.

>>33615047
So he is a lesbian?

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With the world's largest 22lr ratshot

>>33613049
A single well placed .22lr

>>33613049
Massed Mosin volleys

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>>33615000
>MFW Godzilla gets raped to death.

>>33613049
A nuclear EFP?

>>33613049
Third Impact.

>>33613133
If a 10 megaton nuke couldn't kill him, a 500 lbs gbu sure isn't gonna do shit.

I think the only way is to develop a HEAT round specifically for him, but instead of fired from a tank gun, it would be fired from an 18 inch gun

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>trying to kill the good guy

leave him alone

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Masers. Lots and lots of masers.

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You know that global warming is what Godzilla eats right? That's what mutated him.

>>33613049
It can't EMP things. That's what Mothra does.

>>33617510
They never hit him with a nuke.

>>33613049

With bone/muscle density and the internal volume quadrupling with each size doubling - the thing would have to have metabolism and structure unlike that of anything living today.

There is a reason why even the biggest land creatures are dwarfed by it.

If there is any logic behind it, such thing would not exist.

If it dose, we will just use bunker busters on it.

>>33617779
>Something that's really big is really big

Wow, stop the presses. You have no idea what you are talking about. Look up giant stars. There are stars that are hundreds of times bigger than the sun. They still work.

>>33617801

He's trying to point out that with our understanding of physics an organic creature that large should not be able to exist.

Germ war fare, only ducking way! !! We can degenerate his cellular growth and give him cancer! Woooo!!# America!!!!

>>33617801
>LOOK AT THIS THING THAT ISNT ALIVE AND IS BIGGER!!!1!1
>THAT MEANS LIVING THINGS CAN GROW TO BE HUGE, NO ISSUES!

How does autism taste like?

>>33617821
He's not right.

>>33617801

>comparing celestial objects to organic living creatures

anime is hell of a drug

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Do what the Japs did in Shin Godzilla

>>33617981
He is, take a physiology and/or anatomy class and you will learn why.

>>33617761
He got nuked (to no effect) in Godzilla 2014, during the whole flashback thing.

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Nothing would survive 4 of these landing on its head. Fly it over in stealth bombers at an altitude so high it can't even sense it.

>>33613049
>How would the US in real life deal with Godzilla?
Just watch fucking Japanese version.
https://a.pomf.cat/sskfwd.webm

>>33617779

Godzilla is extremely durable as a logical consequence of needing to be in order to support its own weight.

I think the best thing to do is develop a device that flings him into the deep ocean, and track him so if he tries and pops out you launch it at him to push him there again.

>>33613049
In real life he has to deal with reality.

Starting with Mk 84s, then GBU-43s, then B61s and then B83s.

I expect him to die by the B61s.

>>33613049
Let the jews guilt-trip him and have him work for free.

>evacuate city
>drop nerve gas
>lizard was dead after an minutes

>>33613049
> Real life
> Godzilla

Sit back and watch as his stomach rips apart, spilling his insides all over Manhatten (finally bring property values closer to reality), because of the cube/square law.

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>>33616057
This... is a thing.
>>33617510

You can forge a penetrator or you can use a jet of low atomic weight material plasma- like lithium. Either way, we're talking actual relativistic velocities here for the jet and insanely high velocities for the penetrator.

The problem is that the nuclear blast, even if 80% of its energy is tied up in a jet or penetrator, is still a nuke and that shit feeds/strengthens Godzilla.

>>33613394
>how do we fight Godzilla sir
>turn it into a looney tunes skit

>>33619243
this tbqh

>>33613049
Are we talking about Hollywood Godzilla or (at least the latest) Japanese Godzilla?

Japanese Godzilla is ridiculously OP - his spines somehow form an AESA radar that detects bombs, planes, etc, and those same spines can unleash nuclear powered lasers that rip through buildings.

Ultimate fucking weapon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbSrFIwYm5Q

>>33613049
He's Nature's ColdSteel cranked to 11.
Whatever destroyed him would fuck up the world in the aftermath.
You'd better think of a device to send his ass to the moon instead of a means of killing him and hope he doesn't evole space travel wings or whatever.

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We get charlies Barkley to school his ass at basketball

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>>33619269
You guys are both moronically wrong. No law forbids the existence of Godzilla.

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>>33613049
Giant robots n fisticuffs

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>>33613588
Yes if it's female.

>>33620110
Yes, there is. It's called the Square-Cube law.

>>33613049

I would IRL run away

>>33613374
>Muh Godzillion

>>33619523
Kinda lame that they didn't try to jam it

>>33613049
Force feed him nukes until he dies of a stomach ulcer.

>>33620411

The best worst movie ever

>>33613049
Arty

>>33620110
Its pretty much basic physics. An organism that is that tall simply would not be able to pump blood up to its head, unless its heart took up a massive portion of its chest. If that were the case, then its lungs would be too small to provide enough oxygen to support its metabolism. To support that much weight its bones would need to be so big that they would take up the majority of its body, meaning it would be unable to move.
If you want to see this in nature, look at elephants, they are slow and clumsy because their bones are so big, google a pic of their skeleton. Giant creatures can only really exist in the ocean because the water supports their weight.

>>33613049
A good guy with a Godzilla.

>>33617779
You're correct. A bio-engineering professor of mine once worked with a zoologist to figure out just how big animals can get. Turns out they can't get much bigger than blue-whales if warm blooded or the biggest Dinosaurs if cold blooded: any bigger and they produce so much internal heat that they literally cook from the inside out. Godzilla would need a outragiously massive artificial cooling system to even survive at that size

>>33620110
It's literally called the square-cube law

>>33613049
Point him at whatever the real problem is, assuming it's also a building-sized monster.

>>33620411
Better than Godzilla in every way. My coworker put it best; every time the movie slowed down, boom another kaiju fight. They told the story but definitely kept the action movie audiences entertained.

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>>33620096
>Gronk!

???

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Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an ak-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

>>33617692
those tanks are the coolest shit ever

>>33613049
All of /k/ would see this as a golden opportunity to sperg the fuck out. Retards would be flooding the streets, covered head to toe in mismatched surplus and dragon dildos.

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>>33613049
It's only a costume.

>>33619523
>Ultimate fucking weapon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbSrFIwYm5Q [Embed]


imagine if it really existed... a laz0r like that...

also, what do you imagien would happen to his tail if it crosse the path of one of the beams from his back as it's flailing around?

>>33613049
>Remember it can EMP things.

no, that was the MUTOs.

>How would the US in real life deal with Godzilla?

probably with naval guns and solid penetrator rounds first and after some time for development russians would supply hypersonic cruise missiles with HEAT warheads

I dont like the predator jaw splitting.

>>33624332
She's a big girl.

Encapsulate him in Newtonian fluid and then put him a hamster ball.

>>33613049
a gun shot to the eye kills him.

In real life? It wouldn have to, godzilla would be crushed under its own weight, unable to stand up. There is a reason we dont have such huge animals.

Otherwise, we get a screenwriter and write a script about how godzilla got killed by a sniper shot to the eye, because fuck you.

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>>33625340
4 me

>>33615047
We don't talk about that movie, Anon.

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>>33624291
Maser weaponry is the best.