if your dick were a gun, what caliber would it be in? pistol

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4.73×33mm caseless

Roughly average size and would theoretically get the job done, but never has and likely never will be used in real combat.

>>33608209

A Khyber Pass hollowpoint

Because the tip of it was cut off by a bearded man of middle eastern descent shortly after my birth

>>33608209
>.30-06
>not used often
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You're more of a 6mm
>rarely used and often handled by older men.

what's a cartridge that was only ever used by one country reliably but for a good time, but didn't see any use after that? yeah, that's it.

2.7mm Kolibri

>>33608478
I only meant in comparison to, say, a .308

45LC. Used to be popular, now more of a collectors item.

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Intimidatingly massive but ultimately useless

>also [spoiler]takes 500 men for it to go off[/spoiler]

>>33608573
There's still not that much of a difference. Do you realize how many -06 rifles are still floating around? They still make new production rifles in .30-06 too.

12 gauge.

Short and fat and so many applications you won't know where you start

>>33608604
dude. cool your autism.

it's an analogy for my dick being adequate, but not as actively used as others in my category.

>>33608860
It's not even autism. I'm just explaining to you how you're wrong. Get over it.

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>>33608867
>It's not even autism. I'm just explaining to you how you're wrong.

>>33608916
I guess you're right, not a single person in the entire US uses .30-06 anymore. The ammo and rifles you see on the shelves are actually .308. Thank you for opening my eyes.

.22lr

Small, underpowered, but cheap enough if you want some of it.

>>33608209
>.280 British
>Almost had a chance at one point but somehow fucked up

>>33608971
does this make 7.62x51 the Chad of rifle calibers?

>>33608514
.303 British?

>>33608449
Underrated post.

>>33608209
>.177
Small and ineffective, but kids don't know any better so I let them play with it.

>>33608209
>.556
average as hell and cant compete with .762 but still sees a shit ton of action

50AE jhp. because
Uncut and
T H I C C

>>33608209
>6.8mm SPC

Average size, interest was shown but was ultimately passed over.

>>33608209
Non-AP 5.7mm.
>Tiny
>Useless

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>>33608209
7.62x39

Pretty meaty and packs a punch when used right. My dick would be an AK-47 as it is reliable and hasn't let me down to date.

>00 Buckshot
>Used almost exclusively on animals

.22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer

>>33608985
In all probability, yes

I suppose Colonel Rene Studler cucked an entire generation of .280 calibre select-fire rifles

>>33608209
7.5×54mm French
Has been through a few scraps but never victorious when it really mattered, and has fallen out of use.

8x57mm
Looks normal at first glance until your realise how many burgers got creamed with it.

.380. It's small but girls seem to like it

>>33610616
kek'd

>>33610092
just remember, velocity will improve lethality with 5.56

30x173

Big and fearsome looking but not always effective

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>>33608209
7.62 Nagant because uncut.

Any other answer means you were mutilated as a child.

.22LR
Small and totally useless on anything except defenseless animals.

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.50 BMG
The inexperienced will think you're huge but people who know better laugh at how small and inadequate you are compared to 20mm chad

>>33611107
So, enemic and stinks?

>>33611336
Do you even wash?

>>33608209
9mm
standard, nothing special, everyone knows it, good for most but after extensive research you laugh at it's inadequacy

>>33608209
9mm, it works okay with some proper application but there is a small group of people that hate it because of their own inferiority

>>33608932
Not him but...Jesus dude...I think he was just making a joke. You must be fun at parties.

.177 airgun pellet

>you'll shoot your eye out

>>33611336
>mutilation is a substitute to basic hygiene
Take it a little further and fucking kill yourself instead of taking a shower today.

>>33611336
>enemic
Is that supposed to be like an anemic enema?

>>33608273
The truth hurts

>>33608867
You are being incredibly autistic

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>>33608209
>A compromise that does the job fine.
>Way easier to control than people give it credit for.
>Consistently mocked on the internet.
You too...

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Real nice shape and size to it, but because of misconceptions about its capabilities, it's not terribly popular. Peculiar ballistics, rainbow trajectory.

>>33608209
>.303 brit
Big enough for any game, but few people use it anymore

Also great for sneaking up on japs

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>>33611107
I guess this but i also got stabbed in the dick so what does that mean for me?
Also no penor function was lost, just heavy scarring.

7mm-08
Good enough for most things, but not very popular. And it gets there pretty damn fast compared to other rounds.

>>33611564
I choked on my fucking drink. Also, 7.7 Jap for me.
>pretty average all around, similar to what everyone else has
>made for something that just isn't being produced any longer and has a dwindling supply
>rarely put to use

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>>33608209
>.17 HR
>small
>still penetrates a lot

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>>33610065

>>33610330
A humongous load that hits really fast with a tiny impact?

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>>33608209
>.40 S&W
>Overhyped yet hated at the same time

>>33608209
9mm
Smaller end of average, but gets decent use out of man, woman, and child alike

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>>33608209
>6mm bb
Tiny and non-lethal, but it's impossible to get the real thing in Japan, so it actually gets used quite a lot.

>>33611877
I'll be in my bunk.

.276 Pederson also never used but could probably work.

4 bore
Nobody uses it.

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>>33611895
Jane is a girl's name.

>>33608449
Kek.

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5.45x39
Not the biggest thing in the world but it makes catgirls and Asians happy.

9mm

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2mm Kolibri

>>33612806
That's adorable, please tell me it's real. How do you rack its iddy biddy widdwe swide?