I'm so sick of these things pissing and fighting in my shed

>>33607735
Claymore charges should do the job

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This is the little cunt, every night at 2am he has a domestic with his wife and i'm forced to listen to it lying in bed.

>>33607753
Arrow to the face?

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Cage traps work, so do snares but they're a bit brutal.
Little faggots also hate mothballs of all things so you could put some up on the rafters and fuck off to your neighbours house

>>33607763
I know someone with one i could borrow, what's the chance it will penetrate a sheet of correlated Iron and fly 100ft into someone's yard?

>>33607735
burn down your shed.

>>33607777
>Quads

Do it OP

>>33607777
Only one option.

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>>33607777
aww shit...

>>33607767
>also hate mothballs of all things so you could put some up on the rafters and fuck off to your neighbours house

I think i'll do this

>>33607777
>>33607782
Funnily enough i was having a small fire in the yard a couple of weeks ago, the smoke drifted into the trees and they went absolutely apeshit

Bait them in the trees and top of your shed, where your dogs can't reach. I know you have just dogs because cats would have killed the possums by now.

>>33607809
>cats would have killed the possums by now

Nope. I've gone out to sit on my porch one night and lo and behold my cat is sitting there indifferent while 4 of the pricks eat apples from my tree

>>33607771
corrugated, dummy

causation =/= correlation =/= corrugation

>>33607831
Well if you had a dog they would have barked the possums away.

Can't you just bait your shed and keep your cats inside for the night?

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I'm amused that for all your dangerous fauna, you luck out on regional possums.

American ones need a bullet or a large dog.

Possums are harmless you brainless bogan cunt

Wear earplugs or kys

>>33607771
It won't penetrate that metal. Bows take a bit of practice though.

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>>33607860
Fuck off abo. Op has a varmint problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNerYyP-00U
pellet gun, bow or xbow

>>33607753
Fuck his wife then. Become the alpha male. Cuck him just like your animes.

>>33607846
>Can't you just bait your shed and keep your cats inside for the night?

No. I don't trust my cats

>>33607854
Ours are more annoying then fierce, they will eat out of your hand and they make a nice fur jacket, the problem is when you wake up and half your fruit tree has been eaten and there is shit all over the porch, you will also know about this because for the entire night they will be screeching and carrying on right outside of your window.

>>33607860
t. Melbounite Greens supporter

>>33607866
I'm still nervous about missing it or something, what's the lowest i can ratchet the pull and still kill it?

>>33607854

Yeah, Aussie possums look cute. Ours look like a badger knocked up a rat, then had second thoughts and kicked the bitch down a flight of stairs.

Still, ours aren't that bad. They'll bite the shit out of you if you grab them but otherwise they just want to eat your garbage and maybe steal some eggs from your chicken coop. And I've never heard of them having loud orgies anywhere.

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>>33607735

>>33607893
I exaggerate a bit, American Possums are too cowardly to actually attack.

But they will damage property and kill cats.

>>33607891
>Fuck his wife then

What ever you catch from doing that will make you septic within a day

>>33607902
>And I've never heard of them having loud orgies anywhere.

Everytime you hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm5ez0jzyzk they are doing it

>>33607907
this >>33607753 one is bigger then my cat, so i don't blame him for not bringing any to my door

>>33607835
kek

>>33607893
>what's the lowest i can ratchet the pull and still kill it?

35 pounds would be enough. Be advised, the thing is likely to thrash about after it's shot.

>>33607949
>35 pounds would be enough. Be advised, the thing is likely to thrash about after it's shot.

Yeah, perhaps i should tempt it out with some special treats in the middle of the yard to save my tools

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>>33607835
Made me smile

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>>33607956
Can you get hunting broadheads over there? It would help. Something like pic related.

>>33607735
Hey bru, don't shoot me bru. Just looking for some fruit. You got any fruit? Well, now worries, I'll just help meself.

Hey bru, that's me wife. Sharp looker, ain't she. Don't you worry, you'll be hearing more on that later, eh?

>>33607968
Thankfully you only need a permit for a bow, and you can get any type of head too.

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Hey bru, by the way, that garbage you seemed to want to keep in that metal can? Yeah, what if it happened to get strewn all over the ground? Just asking, bru.l, just asking.

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>>33607970
Lights out, cunt.

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>>33607777
This

>>33607981
>permit for a bow
That's rough man.

But yeah, 35 pounds with a broadhead will take that varmint down. Get some practice in first, might be a good excuse to take up archery. It's a cool hobby.

>>33607994
>That's rough man.

Still better then having your safe checked every couple of months, it's really just a permit if i am right, that's it, unsurprisingly most people nowadays are going for bows, but our comrades in the party as much as it shits me to say have been eyeing them, probably waiting for some grungy kid to bring one to school.

>>33607735
Air rifle and suppressor, brah.

>>33607923

American possums don't make noise. They're barely smart enough to get into the garbage.

>>33607735
Pets? I do pest control, you might can use Maki rodent bait blocks. The pets should be fine if they eat one. Boss said it would take a dog eating half its body weight to get it sick.

>>33608019
>Air rifle
Underpowered
>suppressor
Out of question

>>33608024
Would i have to put it in an apple or something to make it palatable?

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>>33608018
I'm glad I don't know that feel. I brought my bow to school on the bus as a kid and again when we shot archery in high school phys ed.

As a lifelong archer, I highly recommend it as a hobby. Pic related, my backyard range. Waiting for the damn snow to melt so I can do some shooting.

>>33608034
Nah. They will eat it, it causes slight dehydration so they will run off to find water which then activates it. Just check what other annons are posting as solutions first, I'd use it as last resort for them.

>>33608034
Also you could try baiting with fruit and stuff with a cage and relocate them far away.

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>>33608037
>As a lifelong archer, I highly recommend it as a hobby.

I've only used Guns but i tried a compound a couple of years ago and it was pretty fun, thanks for the tip.

>>33608064
I'll look into this too

Anyway thanks for your help m8s i've got a big day tomorrow, soon i can sleep in peace. But for now have a spider.

>>33607893
>No. I don't trust my cats

Don't dismiss this idea so fast. Just tie up your cats for one bloody night and the possums will either be dead or half dead.

>>33607801
>I think i'll do this
Give it a go, its relatively inoffensive to anything else (well, except moths) and they really just don't like it and decide to bugger off quick smart. Old possum is mostly harmless all year round up until 'rape season' and they wander around fucking the shit out of anything possum shaped.
They will beat the piss out of el house catto though

>>33607735
pellet gun?

just shoot them with a pellet gun. build little wooden crosses to hang their corpses from as a warning to the other rodents

>>33607735
crossbow

>>33607735
I mean to me this is the most obvious /k/ method.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr6yopBUI-c

Other than a pull string, I would rig it to a hair trigger and aim it at a wall with nail board screwed to it.

I'm no scientist but i don't think it'd stand a chance at mach .324 into a punji wall.

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#220 conibear, they cost like ten or twelve bucks and will kill those bastards for years to come. Just put them up where dogs can't reach.

>>33607860
This desu.

>>33607735
Thass adorble.

>>33607970
Made me laff, you bastard.

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>>33607735

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>>33611527
.

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>>33607735
Suppressed pellet/bb gun

>>33607860
It should be legal to punch hippies in the mouth when they come suggesting shit like this.

>>33607735
Shoot it with a .22

>>33611562
or, conversely: HURRRR IT SHOULD BE LEGAL TO SHOOT HOMO REDNECKS WHEN THEY COME IN SUGGESTING SHIT LIKE THIS

I'm not even that guy, but don't be a fucking retard. The world has more than enough. Thanks.

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Get a slingbow

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>>33611587
Filthy hippie.

>>33610272
Thanks for the laughs anon,that was amazing.

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>>33611662
My pleasure friend

>>33610272
Kek, maybe some tarps around the side for impact splatter too.

>>33607777
QUADS OF SEPTS! THE VOICE OF TRUTH

just tell it to leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlltzUW4PjE

If you want to be an operator, place some bait in the middle of your yard, have an air rifle that can actually kill, get on your roof with a perfect window, once he comes to take the bait blow his little fucking brains out. Do this at night if you don't want your neighbors reporting suspicious activity and if you don't want your pets in the crossfire.

The USDA can probably supply you with cyanide mines you can set out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USg_QsCfNmk

american possums are pretty sad to be honest

live trap and drown. Done it plenty with skunks squirrels and raccoons

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>>33607735
Mate just grab it and stomp on the little pricks head. Either that or throw it to your dog, thats what I do.

>>33607981
the fuck? permit for a goddamn bow? jesus your governments really do hate their people dont they

>>33617047
>the fuck? permit for a goddamn bow? jesus your governments really do hate their people dont they
It's more that the government has a sense for much the people hate them...

>>33617397
ha yeah i see your point,but is letting them completely disarming you a good idea? i mean yeah revolution is a scary fucking idea,and many will suffer and die,but its still better than what Venezuela is going through right now,i mean it sounds like many countries are gonna wait till its just too late to do anything about thier situation to me