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>Sunday Morning 11:30am >You're jerking off to anime

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>Sunday Morning 11:30am
>You're jerking off to anime porn
>Hear a ruckus outside
>Look out window
>See Pedro the coked up gangbanger who is pissed because you fucked his girl
>Pedro starts smashing the shit out of your car with a bat
>You grab your HD shotgun/handgun and go outside
>Keep it pointed at the ground and tell him to fuck off
>He doesn't
>Take phone and try to call police
>He gets mad and charges you with the bat
>You btfo him with hollowpoints/buckshot
>He's dead
>Cops come, you get arrested for 2nd degree murder because you had the duty to retreat and should have just stayed inside and called the police
>You get sent to assfuck penitentiary upstate to serve 20 years

How likely is this to happen?
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>>33602860
>mad at me for fucking his girl
>how likely is this to happen?

0% likely
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Depends on your state homey.
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Very.
The second you come out with a firearm you are escalating the situation. Damaged property doesn't = Life threatening.

Don't reveal your gun, keep it concealed if possible. If he rushes you then you can draw and claim you feared for your life and you may not get ass fucked. But you'll be financially ruined for sure due to court costs.

Or at least in Ohio that's how it is.
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you actively sought out a conflict, you initiated contact, you escalated the situation.

it wouldn't look good in front of a jury.
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>>33602860
>fucking Pedro the coke heads girl
>leaving your car parked on the street not safe in garage
I didnt read your entire blogpost but you already have too many faults in your opsec.
Better just kys and get it over with
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Not in Florida
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Pretty low, I don't fuck much of anything
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>>33602860
Better to hit him with the supressed ar308 from the window, dismantle receivers and hide off site, then go spin up an alibi. Like go to a theater and look for used movie ticket or something
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>>33602957
right. And The fact that ops car is the one that vandalized will never lead the cops make op suspect #1
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>>33603005
why would it? OP was the movies all along.
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>>33602860

Why engage him at all? I have car insurance. I hope up in the house and call the cops. They get paid to deal with the shitskins.
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>>33602860
Most victims know the perpetrator, and this holds true in your hypothetical case. Video evidence and insurance are your friend. If he charges at you, retreat, give him a verbal warning "I am armed and willing to defend myself," and keep recording. If he catches you or corners you, then blast him.
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>>33602902
In WA I have a legal right to kill someone that is endangering me, my loved ones, a stranger, my livestock, or my property.

And if I'm found innocent, then the state pays for my legal defense fees because I used a firearm.
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>>33602879
fpbp
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>>33603314
Why is Cyan so perfect?
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>>33602860
>jerking off to anime
>having sex ever
Pick one
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>>33602860
>fucking a cokehead's girl
after shooting him you should shoot her and then yourself.
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>>33603005
That fact didnt hurt Bronson in Deah Wish 3
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>>33602860
0% in the State of Texas
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>>33602860

I'm gay and I ride a moped.....pretty sure he has the wrong guy.
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>>33602860
>you
>fucking a female
Never in a million years/10
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>>33602860
>not retreating into your house
>not leaving the door open for him to charge in
>not blasting him innahouse where youre not gonna get fucked by da law
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>>33602902
Sounds like you live in some shitty communist state.

Here in Utah i can BTFO anyone on my property fucking with my shit, or anyone that comes up to me fucking around on the street for that matter, no duty to retreat here, ever.
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>>33602860
you could cc (if you have legal cc) out and if he rushed you, fear for your life and shoot him. you didn't grab your gun to take it out, you just always cc.

but if you're going outside escalating deadly force over property...
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>>33603270
>>33604012
Washington and Utah confirmed for being moreguns than Ohio
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>>33602860
>Upstate

That's what you get for living in the Democratic People's Republic of New York
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>duty to retreat
>In Georgia
I'm sorry, what?
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Why would I want to shoot someone over a car? If he's already started smashing it, it's not like shooting him will undo the damage.

Let the cops sort his dumb ass out. My ego isn't tied to my possessions.
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>>33602860
is this based on real event?

>How likely is this to happen?
depends on which state you live in.
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>>33603878
Faggot
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>>33603463
You look like you have a school to shoot up and/or a kindergartner to rape
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Depends on state law but

>You grab your HD shotgun/handgun and go outside
>Keep it pointed at the ground and tell him to fuck off
don't do this. Most likely you can't use lethal force to stop vandalism so this could be brandishing. Non lethal force is likely justified, like pepper spray.

>He gets mad and charges you with the bat
>You btfo him with hollowpoints/buckshot
justified in any non-commie state, even if you pulled the gun like a dumbass
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>>33602860
>>You're jerking off to anime porn
>It's english dubbed and main highschool heroine sounds like some mature that smokes cigarettes.
>Boner not only soft, but is now turtling.
???
>How rump roasted am I?

Very unlikely because your house is not a baseball field.
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