Welp, I'm getting my first article 15. I missed my flight

>>33592250
You get a code red.

>>33592250
Can't you call ahead or something?

>>33592250
Get yelled at

>>33592250
>What happens when I get an article 15 anyway??
We thank you for your service.

>>33592250
i think they put something in your butt.

>>33592262
I called the brigade headquarters and they told me when im getting there. The duty NCO didnt really sound happy
>>33592268
Should I cry to get out of trouble

>>33592255
code red??

>>33592250
You'll get a code red like
>>33592255
said. Fill out your PRT or your SH-4 will ruin you

>>33592288
... cry to get out of trouble, please kill yourself

>>33592250
You're not gonna get an Article 15 you cherry little shit, just report your status to replacement CQ or whatever unit you've been assigned. Catch the next flight. In the mean time start pushing

>>33592250
50 lashings, at least.

>>33592250
You're fucked dude. You are going to lose some rank thats for sure. Then you might have to do a few weeks to a month doing hard labor. Also say goodbye to pay or going off base for 6 months.

Hope you enjoyed your time in the military becuase your career just about died.

Inform your chain of command

You think you're the first joe to miss a flight?

If it is an article 15, it is non judicial punishment. Meaning your CO can do a host of things including removing rank, reduction in pay for a certain amount of time, and other things. You can google and find the section of the UCMJ covering article 15 if you want deets

>>33592250
they won't give a fresh private an article 15 for dumb shit like that.

just get their as soon as possible and take the playful yelling.

>>33592250
Code Red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uWx5B726g8

>>33592250
first step is to post about it on 4chan

>>33592288
fucking retard, just call them and say you missed the flight to report on time, they'll yell at you a bit, maybe, then maybe make you do menial punishments if theyre feeling bitchy

>>33592498
exactly

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At least your unit is tracking your cherry ass. Those drill sergeants sure did a number on you,

Enjoy the extra PT with your new platoon sergeant. This'll just be a story they tell about you for years.

>>33592409
>In the mean time start pushing.

kek

>>33592557
Sauce on that pic?

>>33592603
Honestly wish I knew, myself. Been searching for it, which is exactly why I saved it.

Google doesn't help except for a small version of the full image.
https://4archive.org/view.php?id=https%3A//i.imgur.com/jWefgUQm.jpg

Even then, nothing.

>>33592250
Say you miss read the flight time, act completely shocked. Military 101, the art of bullshit.

>>33592250
It was nice serving with you bud. You had a good run

>>33592659
Literally this

>>33592652
I don't think that's the full image even, looks like there'd be more.

>>33592250
Article 15 for a missed flight?
I think you mean automatic chapter from the military. You're the only new private ti ever miss a flight, and seeing how you're the first they're going to make an example of you when you get there. Expect to se your Brigade CSM waiting for you when you get off the plane.

>>33592250
Execution, of course.

>>33592250
Real talk, what Brigade are you supposed to be reporting to?

>>33592250
They gon cut yo dick off n boil it infront of you boy

>>33592916
3rd armored 4th ID

>>33592944
Do you know which Battalion by chance?

>>33592659
seconding this. Really ham up the "dumb private" thing and then redeem yourself late. Get a 300 on your apft or something. >>33592250

>>33592250
>Missed my flight
why the fuck are you sitting on your ass crying about it on a mongolian tapestry forum?
You didn't book a flight to get there early in case of traffic, weather, etc. ?
did you find another flight?
greyhound?
honestly it sounds like you're not responsible enough to tie your own god damned shoes.

>>33593041
He doesn't book his own flight. It's done for him.

Bohica

Good luck with that.
Private just being Private

>>33592944
>>33592961
No answer, whatever. Get back to me when you can. What I will tell you is why they're being hardassed about this. 3/4 is currently deployed (technically) throughout Europe. A lot of the Battalions are hurting for guys, and there's a lot of big training events coming up. It'll be good experience for you, just show up and be ready to go as soon as you arrive. Don't dwell on missing the flight, just get there, fess up, and don't fight movement.

Source: I am in 3ABCT, 4ID. Withholding BN until I get where you're going to/what your MOS is.

>>33592652
>>33592729

It's not a very good picture honestly.

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>>33592250
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

wheeeeeeze.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Of course a /k/ommando would make this thread. Take it easy. I got an Art15 in basic and had to do that shit on almost zero sleep. 15 days restriction, 15 days extra duty (in addition to fireguard and normal longass days). Half pay for a month, I think. You'll be fine.

If you haven't actually been read an Article 15 yet, just catch a later flight. Surely your "report NLT" DTG is not on Sunday night?
Fly in tomorrow morning, the unit van will pick you up sometime during the day. If you were lucky enough to have a sponsor, you may want to contact them tomorrow.

What's your MOS you fucking boot? MP?

>>33593257
>those ape toes

Delete.

>>33593257
>Zaizen Tokiko
Finally, a source.
You're a good man, anon. I don't care what they say about you.

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>>33593723
T-That's not an A-10.

>>33593317
>not wanting a girl to muss up your hair with her feet as you go down on her

>>33593137
68W bro sorry for the late reply

>>33592250

yep welcome to the political military generation

>be 20 and caught with fresh bottle of jim beam, not even drunk, it was just chilling in my barracks room
>field grade article 15, docked pay, 6 months of rehab
>had to get blood work every 3 weeks during this bullshit incase they thought i was doing meth or some crazy shit
>going to counseling meetings, mix of dudes that are all ranks, combat arms/support etc. etc.
>underaged kids getting chaptered for this shit
>unlike them i have to go to the special serious meetings because my chain of command is extremely fucking shit at this point in time
>i end up in a room with suicidal folks, drug dealers, and killers and i have never felt more out of place in my entire life
>learned alot that day about how shitty life is and how easily discarded men are in todays world
>try to remain optimistic but the optimism died in that room
>image of the army also died for me right around then, barely 2 years in, not even deployed yet

i became very aware most of us were just tools to shuffle around and discard once broken or cracked in the slightest, shit isn't great, there is honor in today's army and it's all a game

if you don't play the game then the game will play you, being a soldier is fucking shit and even guys that are high speed as fuck figure this shit out eventually and go to do some other shit unless they got families and a pension at the end of the tunnel

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>>33592300
Shit's classified, doode.

>>33592285
Can confirm. If you act like an adult they use lube and it'll be something small.

If you try to be slick and talk your way out it'll be the commander's novelty cactus. Dry...

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>>33592255
>You get a code red.

What is a code red?

>>33592250
Oh shit, son. You got to run. Don't even pack your shit, just get on the nearest plane and go. Don't look back, man. Don't ever look back.

>>33594620
>encouraging a young, dumb, and full of cum American servicemember to go AWOL

you're going to the hot place, anon

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listen to me very closely, if you want out of this you're going to have to lie you ass off...if you get a male nco and 1sg/cmdr.

however you shouldn't worry as you dont have a unit yet and fucking gay ass reception batt wont do shit but make you pull extra duty.

any who this is what you do, you say you were getting some bomb ass pussy and lost track of time because the puzzy was that good, then ask them what they would have done.....they wont be happy but they will probably laugh it off and talk about it for days....aka making you a legend.

pic me 2009 oif

>>33593751
It's much worse.
It's a weapon that makes more of them

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>>33592250
>>33594922
OP, never listen to this guy. He is everywhere in the armed forces. Do not attempt to mimic his behavior. Where he squeaks by because of his PT score or luck or charisma or daddy's connections, you will get into seriously deep shit. I've seen it son. Avoid.

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>article 15

Just roll with the punches like the rest of us

Remember, you're either a pussy or good at not getting caught if you pick up NCO before you get your good conduct medal

>>33595456

yeah i got a field grade article 15 and they gave me a good conduct medal within the same few months

i got no idea how i pulled that shit off lol

>>33595629
I was a complete shithead when I was in, there were multiple occasions where I SHOULD'VE gotten in trouble, I used to have to commit a felony technically every other day when I was on deployment just to do my fucking job

Still managed to get my good cookie and then promoted a month after

>>33595651
Meanwhile, a friend of mine got an Art 15 and denied promotion for smiling the wrong way at a Sergeant Major.

The Army was nice at first, but I never should have reenlisted.

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>>33592250
*Blocks your path*

Hey there Private Anon. I see you failed to report in...

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>>33595735
Thats shitty, what happened

>>33595744
G-Good Aft-ternoon Gentlemen

>>33594112
>can't get to first duty station on time
>can't reply to a post on time either
Goddamn son

>>33595744

IM SORRY SIR DO YOU WANT TO FUCK MY WIFE

>>33595651
lets hear about those felonies for your fiction novel

Oh thanks for reminding me about this bureaucratic bullshit that destroys careers and lives for menial things.

Glad I left the Bitch Force.

>>33595783
There's gonna be this part where I had to literally strip parts off a M2 Bradley after our ship said it would supply my platoon with parts for our vehicles

The Army sure liked to leave their parts out in the open for felonious Lance Coolies to steal

Theres also going to be a fiasco involving shore patrol and foreign policemen chasing us after robbing a hooker getting our /heem/ on with what must've been her pimp

Leave it to us to try and fuck the only black hooker in Hong Kong

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>>33595764
That is literally the story. CSM walking through work space. Soldier stands at parade rest and gives greeting of the day and smiles.

Troop is summoned later to his commander's office to appreciate the recitation of an Art 15 written in his honor. Troop must've been nervous and gave a weirdo smile and CSM thought the guy was making fun of him or being sarcastic/disrespectful. Or maybe CSM was just a motherfucker who liked to fuck with junior enlisted. True story. Moral of the story is: don't enlist. It's a game that'll kick your fucking head in one way or another.

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>>33595788

I was extremely stubborn and pissed off a new staff sergeant multiple of times, and he had developed personal vendetta with me. Even the higher ups told him to knock it off, but he insisted. I was a hair off from getting an Art.15 after seeing the 1st sgt the 4th time.

Long story short, don't burn bridges. Submit. Because it's easy for a megalomaniac cocksucker to make you his bitch, just because he got an extra bar for breathing.

The careering in military is for idiots and suckers. (no offense /k/)

>>33593751
Reminded me of a Zeus being fired from long range oddly

>>33592250

Penis inspection.

>>33595817
Man someone must've pissed in Saj Maj's wheaties that morning, thankfully I never saw my SgtMaj outside of battalion formations

The highest enlisted I had to see on a daily basis was my Gunny and they're usually not out for blood like SgtMajs

Gotta be like Steve Irwin around a croc when dealing with Senior NCOs

>>33595827
Nah senpai, they save those for the twice monthly urinalysis.

PUT THAT PENIS IN MY HAND
I'M GONNA BE A PEEIN' MAN

what would /k/ be without it's assholes?

>>33592250

Way to be a moron.

Try not to keep it up or else you'll lose all them sweet benefits you joined for.

>>33595827
Penis inspection day is the best!

>>33595858
The only benefits worth getting is free medical for life and 4 years paid tuition.
Then you get the fuck out, fodder

>>33595890
>free

Try again, muchacho. The only thing the Army gave me is a drinking problem. And I guess a GI Bill works too, but I can't use that if I'm permanently shitfaced can I.

>>33595924

Did you not ever get deployed to a theater of war?

>>33592250
You're probably not going to get an article. You actually have to fuck up pretty good or just have some shitty leadership.
I got an art15 for underage drinking having ammo in my barracks (forgot to check my range bag after I got back) and having knives too big as per some barracks reg. You're new just take the pride hit call them and explain what happened. If you do for what ever horse fuckery reason do get an article. Don't stress while waiting for meetings and shit always go to adc or a lawyer who knows ucmj. They'll help write a rebuttal which may or may not sway how harsh it is. For me I got me a rank bust suspension. If I fuck up I lose a stripe. You'll probably get that or even less honestly probably loc or lor (chairforce terms)

>>33592250

Quit being a sniveling bitch. You fucked up and it's okay to be scared.

But, man the fuck up, because everyone will fuck up here and there. And fight for your defense if you have a good enough excuse. If not, just shut your trap and take the blows. But, in the end you will be fine.

>>33595959

also check out my triplets.

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>>33595934
Nope. Two CONUS duty stations, intel. Pay was shit. Work was shit. No deployment money. If I keep thinking about it I'm really going to be mad about the Army again.

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>>33595965

Should of volunteered for those shitty TWN duties overseas.

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>>33595831
A PEEIN' MAN!!!

>>33592459
Salam

>>33592473
>career

hahahaha, is that what they tell you human shield?

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>>33592255
DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!

>>33596045

military career is a shitty one.

>>33592557
>At least your unit is tracking your cherry ass.

Lol no fucking kidding.

>Be me at Ft. Lewis in formation to go to the tarmac to get on the plane to go to fucking Iraq
>Someone from my home unit calls "Hey why aren't you in fucking formation?!"
>"I'm getting on the plane to Iraq. I've been at Ft. Lewis for a month now on orders."
>"Oh."

>>33593041
>You didn't book a flight to get there early in case of traffic, weather, etc. ?
>did you find another flight?
>greyhound?
>honestly it sounds like you're not responsible enough to tie your own god damned shoes.

Have you heard the word of our lord and savior Carlson Wagonlit?

>>33596185
Hahaha. Fucking typical.

>t. BDE S3 OPS/Depl NCO, most of the time we knew where soldiers were better than their units

>>33592250
>Ft Carson
Gaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

When I first reported to my duty station, they told me to fuck off and come back in 3 days. But that was also Buckley AFB up in Aurora.

Seriously though, Carson blows. 4th ID is a toxic shithole.

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>>33592250
>tfw OP is about to get fucked raw and bloody

Your only move is to go full oppie. Ham up the retardation and maybe you won't get a frozen rock sock up in the ass.

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>>33596319

>>33592250
If it's the airlines fault, you get a pass. If you fuck up and don't show, it's your fault.

I was going to get flight bumped, but I told the lady at the kiosk I was a Marine Infantryman and needed to get to my platoon. I got bumped up to an empty seat in first class. It just happened a former officer was the guy next to me. He was a LT under general Conway. He told me a couple good stories and kept making the flight attendant bring me beers until I got drunk. In first class they are free. The flight attendant said I had enough, but he shouted "God dammit get this boy another beer!".

>>33595994
THE BEST I CAN

>>33596167
>one njp is a career ruiner

lmao my chief went to mast 2 times

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>>33596848
FOR UNCLE SAM

>>33597041
Serving your county 30ml at a time

thx u 4 ur cervix

>>33596185
That's fucking nothing, my dude.

>be me at Ft. Lewis inna 2-2
>get shoehorned into company commo NCOIC 6 months before I ETS
>actually a 15E but whatever this shit is easier to work and sham out
>Upgrading our PRC-150's and dropping them off at squadron S6 for them to do it.
>ETS
>2 weeks later get calls about where the radios are at. Company commander is pissed and wants me to fix it. Doesn't realize I've already drove all the way to Florida to move back in with my Mom before I buy my new house

Didn't even have an ETS ceremony or anything.

>>33594389
>if you don't play the game then the game will play you
Isn't that literally your job in the Army? Playing the fucking game?
You fucked up and you were in the Army. Not only did you fucked up, but you did something illegal, it doesn't matter how illegal, it was illegal, and you were in the Army, so they're going to make it suck as much as possible.

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>>33592250
Well, as long as you're not an ass about it, you should be fine, you'll get yelled at, letter in your file. Next time a democrat get's in office and starts down sizing the armed forces, if you're still in, you'll be one of the first to get booted out.

>>33592459
75 Inshallah

>>33597171
For whatever reason, my CoC thinks I'm reenlisting. I am not. Fuck them. I then volunteered to run the company wide training day that will occur a month after I ETS. I told them I would handle all of it. I will do nothing and watch them panic at the end.

>>33595744
Sir! P-permission to s-shit s-self sir!

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>>33598615
This needs to be documented.

>>33598669
Oh I look forward to finding out what will happen. I gave one of the privates in my squad explicit instructions to record the event when everyone shows up at a building that I know for a fact is already booked by the Air Force on that date.

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>>33592250
Enjoy extra duty bitch

>>33594389
That sucks man.
>be 20 living in barracks
>bored
>persuade other 21 year old barracks rat to obtain tequila
>recently promoted Sgt dickhead hears the blender
>knocks on door
>offer him a cup
>get smoked all night
>tequila wasted
>blender trashed
>feel doomed
>morning comes
>Sgt Dickhead about to initiate all the BS >>33594389 had to go through
***HERO PLT SGT OUT OF NOWHERE***
>"Sgt Dickhead, why are you counseling Pvt Stupid?"
>Sgt Dickhead tells his story
>Platoon Sgt asks if I'm sober
>i am
>Platoon Sgt tells me to go do maintenance (helicopter mechanic)
>nothing happens
>Sgt dickhead is pissy but lowest on nco totem pole and transfers before the next deployment

>>33598707
I love you.
>fta

>>33599081
part of me wants to stick around for a little bit to watch from the bushes

>>33593213
>I got an Art15 in basic
People like you should be sterilized before being thrown out of the army. Honestly, how hard is it? You have one job: do what you're told. How can you fuck that up?

I liked the army itself but despised most of the faggots I served with.

>>33592285
I had to watch them put something in a guys butt who got an article 15.
There was blood EVERYWHERE.

>>33592250
Your leadership will assume they're dealing with a retard or dirtbag for probably six months-one year or until you prove that you're not.
If you do something that might be deserving of more paperwork, your leadership may be more willing to give it to you because you've basically already burned one "chance" in their minds.

Do your job, don't fuck up again, and it won't matter at all.

>>33595843
Full of shit

>>33595818
This really depends on your job. Some are no different than anything civilian side and come with much better benefits.

Anything infantry or mp related, yeah I agree.

>>33597041
lookin a tad dehydrated there, private....been uhhh...sniffin a lil nose candy, boy??

we gon see.

>>33596191
>Carlson Wagonlit

god fuck them with a rusty pole. I literally watched them pick up my itinerary look at the clock and saw that it was 5 til 5pm then put it down and leave without processing it.

>>33592250
>"WHY ARE YOU LATE PRIVATE!"

"No excuse, Sergeant"

>>33595962
Can i suck your sick senpai

>>33595744
Get out of my way fucking nerd

>>33601811
you pump your breaks kid that man's a national treasure

>>33598615
Tfw when this asshole gets called back to active duty and court martialed. Ain't IRR a bitch.

>>33592729
>>33592652
>>33592603
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1813167

Wasn't that hard, all it takes is a little persistence :^)

>>33602579
I didn't even get an article 15 when I got arrested or when I told the BC to fuck off. Instead they waivered me to SPC. They also gave me my P status way too easily.

I'll be ok.

>>33602679
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1813167
thanks my nibba

>>33592502
Fun fact, you don't have to sign a Article 15. The risk in doing so however, is that it opens the door up for a court martial.

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>>33599273
My art15 was for a failed locker inspection. Bunkmate and I didn't follow SOP perfectly, drill busted a gasket. They wanted me to quit, I didn't. I actually never got in serious trouble again, got SGT in <3 years, reenlisted and was honorably discharged.

>mfw meanwhile, line unit NCOs were constantly cheating on / trying to kill their spouses, getting BJs on CQ, constantly lying to commanders, drummed out for sexual assault in basic, etc etc.

You can go fuck yourself, friend.

>>33599273
>liked the army
>despised the faggots

project much anon?

probably gay things

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>>33595744
I always imagined he had a smooth velvety Mr.Rogers/Bob "no mistakes, only happy accidents " Ross sort of voice. Always seemed scarier knowing what he's done.