>OMINOUS DRUM ROLL AND DRUM BEATS >Suddenly you see heavily

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>>33581952
swift strike to the balls

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>>33581952

I'll put lots and lots of traps before retreating. Claymore or Anti-Pursuit mine should do the trick.

>>33581952
watch as they die from heat stroke

or alternatively since they are russian they probably rape each other

>>33581964
But anon, armored. You'll just break your toes.

>>33581964
>Not JohnnyCage.webm

panic

>>33581952
>what do /k/?
Grenade launcher to the face is a 1-hit kill.

>>33583298
Maybe on cuck difficulty

>>33581952
>Silly string to visor
>Knock over onto back
>Gravitycat.mp4

>>33581952
Shoot them.

Honestly, no amount of body drama is going to stop you feeling the force of being shot. I would simply shoot them in pairs and hope a lucky shot slips thought the armour at some point.

>>33581952
Set all that flammable kevlar on fire and watch them burn.

>>33581952
>Grab China Lake
>Go inna-truckbed
>Pop Juggs
>Go prone
>Reload
>Rinse and repeat
Easy

>>33588623
>implying you have a China Lake
anon pls

>>33581952

they look like they can barely see anything

flank and stab them all in the armpit

several flights of stairs and a handful of grease

>>33581952
>LMGs guns
>Light Machine Guns guns

>>33581952
Break out the Duskha.

Make Jug Salsa.

Or alternatively this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_bGczFQIOc

>>33588636
Anything's possible in the Favelas.

>>33588623
>>33588636
What is a "China Lake?"

>>33584822
Dunno, the armor those guys in OP pic (sorry if I don't recognize them) looks pretty tough and could soak up alot of medium caliber rounds.

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>>33594778
China Lake refers to the pump action 40mm grenade launcher made by the same company.

It was heavy as fuck and prone to jams.

Fall back some distance and climb to a elevated position. That armor is heavy as fuck AND they're hauling LMGs. Tire them out then engage from a position of strength.

>>33589359
>be me
>room clearing unit with IED suit
>enter room
>scrawny looking guy sitting at computer is the only guy there
>quickly ctrl+w's a bunch of porn sites and grabs butter
>takes off like a cheetah on speed
>i follow
>staircase.png
>i take a step, barely able to see shit because of the blastproof helmet
>slip at first step and fall down
>barely conscious
>last thing i see before i black out is the scrawny guy taking off his pants

Sounds like it could work.

>>33595234
I meant EOD, fuck.

>>33595234
Well you deserve that, you'd make or sound like a terrible and shitty juggernaut.

Why did you not use your LMG weapon? Surely a juggernaut like yourself would be issued an LMG. Why did you not open fire?

And most of all, why did you not yell and insult at him in Russian!? Even if you're a non-Russian and are Western, you could've atleast yelled insults and derogattory dialouge at your target.

>>33595287
Edit 2:
>be me
>room clearing unit with IED suit and light machine gun
>enter room
>"AV NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE"
>scrawny looking guy sitting at computer is the only guy there
>quickly ctrl+w's a bunch of porn sites and grabs butter
>throws bottle of piss at me before he takes off like a cheetah on speed
>i give chase, firing in short bursts with superior 7.62x51 round
>staircase.png
>i take a step, barely able to see shit because of the piss-soaked blastproof helmet
>slip at first step either due to the suit or because something slippery and fall down
>barely conscious at the bottom of the stairs
>last thing i see before i black out is the scrawny guy taking off his pants, muttering about "something i saw on /d/"
Better?

>>33595375
>IED suit
LEL i thought you meant EOD suit?

>>33595375
>"AV NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE"

Translation plox?

>>33595432
I blame copypasta
.>>33595440
Roughly tranlates to "One two, take the top!"

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>>33595234
>>33595375
>>33595432
>IED Suit

Basically something similar to an EOD bombsuit, except strapped with explosive shit and metal bits for shrapnel. To be worn by jihadists to soak a bit of bullets to reach their target.

>You see Hakim...

>>33595474
>Bomb-proof suicide bombers
Wouldn't that defeat the whole suicide part?

>>33595529
Let's just say the explosive slapped onto them and their suits are the big-kaboomy ones that destroys things to bits. Plus they do have pieces of metal around them to act as sharpnel

>activate my wrist mounted nuclear device
>laugh while everything in a ten mile radius is vaporized

>>33581952
aim for the LMG and the hands. That bore isn't going to stay straight and round after being hit with an intermediate or full size rifle round, those gloves aren't going to stop the round, the receiver of the gun MIGHT, but there's a high probability that it will cause impingement on the internal parts and either render the gun innoperable or leave him without enough poseable digits to operate the gun, and cripple him for life.

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>>33595375
>throws bottle of piss at me

This a reference to Jarate?

>>33581952
>People who were born when MW2 came out can post now

JFC

Juggies are no match for muh commando perk and top tier strafing skills.

>>33596382
It's a reference to 4chan you mong, people here literally piss in bottles so they don't have to leve their computer.

>>33581952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVzGd2CElR0

mcmaster's recent war talk

>>33596447
>an hour long

TL;DR, what's this basically all about?

>>33596475
Dropping pee from drones.

>>33594778
>>33595440
jesus christ what happened to /k/

>>33581952
Tell the guy in the MRAP turret to shoot their dumb asses.

>>33589368
Not OP, but
>armed with LMGs, guns blazing

>>33597585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

>>33597743
Already? How time flies.

>>33594829
wh40k as fuark

>>33595474
Kinda getting a Frank Miller vibe from that.

>>33581952
>Use M202 FLASH on nearest jug
>instant sea of 1200°c WP appears
>armor melts into his skeleton
>repeat 3 more times

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>>33581952

If heavy body armor capable of stopping mid to heavy rifle cartridge stuff up to 30-06 would appear then sand people would only wield RPGs.

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>>33588623
>>33588636
>>33594778
Fuck me, I meant the "Thumper". It's been waaay to long since I played MW2.

>>33598549
Nah man, you're still good.

The original black ops (the only good one) had the China Lake in it by name.

>>33595474
fuck me, a tanky suicider.

>>33581952

>Retrieve .300WM boltgun.
>Shoot him right in the fucking neck.

There is no body armor in existence that will protect a joint from a monolithic .30 caliber projectile at 1000 m/s.

>>33594829
>pump action
I thought it was single shot.

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>>33600111
you're thinking of the M79 anon

>>33598128
> not flamethrowers