You need to protect yourself. Go to imfbd.org and click ra

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I think I've won

>>33573016
Which 3 do you pick?

>>33573005
I got "El Infierno"

>Uzi
>AKM
>A FUCKING M72 LAW

Yeah I'll be fine

I got:

1) A Llama Comanche (which appears to be some sort of Italian-made .357 Magnum revolver). Not bad.

2) A Mauser K98k. Excellent.

3) An M4A1 carbine. 'Nuff said.

Well, guys, looks like I lucked out. I could hardly have gotten a better combo if i'd tried.

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ayyy

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o..okay

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>>33573005
sexy old west revolver, high powered long range rifle, and a semi auto .22. could be worse

Second spin:

1) A Chinese movie called "Tales of the Ghostly Tribe" with a Type 54 pistol (basically a Chinese-made Tokarev).

2) A 1969 Soviet film called "The Intervention" with a Nagant 1895 revolver.

3) A Finnish movie called "Vares: Private Eye" with a .357 Colt Python

As long as I don't have to hit any long-distance targets, I'm set.

>>33573070
>>33573079
you'll have to hit the random link a few times before you get a weapon

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wtf is this first gun /k/?

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>>33573005
>M85 (disambiguation)
All three would be fine. No ammo or parts commonality, but still.

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I got Wil Wheaton.....

Uzi carbine
1911

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>dual desert eagles
Is this allowed?

Third spin:

1) A spaghetti western called "Requiescant" with an S&W Victory Model in .38 special.

2) Commandos: Strike Force for PC and Xbox with the M1911A1

3) S07E05 of CSI: New York with a Sig Sauer P226

Not too bad.

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>>33573144
Then I got some guy called Ian Hart. The first firearm listed on his page was the Lewis gun, so:

Uzi carbine
1911
Lewis gun

Not bad, really. I also got this incredible picture of Wil Wheaton out of it.

>>33573114
When I hit it and get a movie, I'm just choosing the first gun on the list for that film.

>>33573158
A E S T H E T I C

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>>33573005

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>Matt Sigloch
why yes I am okay with this

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>>33573181

>>33573005
1) mauser C96 (hell yes)
2) Double barreled Shotgun (TOZ-BM)
3) A fucking M10 tank destroyer
I think I'll be okay

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>>33573005
A got an actor's page. Hans Heller from Medicopter.
H&K P7, USP, Glock 17, Valmet 412 which is an over under rifle shotgun combo and a SPSh flare pistol. What am I defending myself against?

Fourth spin:

1) "Anne of the Indies" (1959) with a flintlock pistol. No thanks.

2) The 1981 Soviet action movie "Hit Back" with an AKMS. Yes, please.

3) The 1992 Andy Sidaris (if you're not familiar with him, you should be - "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" is a longtime favorite of mine) film "Hard Hunted" with a Smith & Wesson 622. Sure - why not?

>>33573181
What's wrong with the Enfield?

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>>33573005
>The Gods Must Be Crazy (1980)
>M20B1 "Super Bazooka"

>Shea Whigham, Tigerland (2000)
>M1911A1

>Fernand Berset, The Majordomo (Le majordome) (1965)
>MP40

>>33573209
It'd be alright with a bit of space, but what if whatever is after me gets me while I'm crawling through an air vent or on the toilet?

>>33573217
The Gods Must Be Crazy is a good movie. Undeservedly obscure. Also, Shea Whigham is always a pleasure to watch in anything he's in.

>>33573123
It's a smooth bore KGB revolver that fires basically proprietary 32 gauge shotgun rounds.

>>33573217
Not bad, not bad at all

>>33573005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc87joWmHFo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY19tDMDvr4

And the Canadian C7 which is just an AR pattern rifle.

1) Daewoo K3
2) Colt Pocket Positive
3) Single Action Army 5.5" barrel

If I get down to the .32 I'll just use it to end myself.

What kind of video game is this

1 Smith & Wesson Model 10
2 Colt Detective Special
3 Astra Constable

Fifth and final spin for the evening:

1) The original "Death Wish" with a Colt Police Positive. Some punks are going down tonight.

2) "The Negotiator" (1998) with a Valmet M78 sniper rifle in .308, with scope and laser sight. Yeah, buddy.

3) "Girls Und Panzer" with an M1 Tommy Gun. I'll be writing my masterpiece on the 'ol Chicago Typewriter.

Very pleased with this one.

Let's see.

Mauser C96, M1 Garand, and an Armalite AR7

Not great but I can deal.

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>>33573181
SHIT TASTE

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Arsenal Shipka
OTs-33 Pernach
GARBAGE DAY

Glock 19 - Major Crimes
Star Ruby Pistol Black Book
M1A1 Thompson Black Book

First I got (Douglas M. Griffin) so
-M1 Carbine
-Smith and Wesson 5906
Then Got (Lester Speight) for
-Paratrooper M249 SAW
Think I'm sweet

M16A - Praptpapol Suwanbang
MAT-49 - Michael Lonsdale
H&H Royal - Michael Lonsdale

Beretta 92F
Walther P99
Uzi

HK G3
M4A1
Sig P226

>>33573005
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Giant_Behemoth,_The

Double barrel 12 gauge
No. 4, Mk. 1 Lee Enfield
Brenn gun

Awright awright awright.

Mosin Nagant 91/30
Mosin Nagant M38
PPSh-41

We have officially reached peak slav-shit

Beretta 92FS - Mechanic: Resurrection
HK MP5A3 - Mechanic: Resurection
Accuracy International AWM - Mechanic: Resurrection

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Colt_New_Service
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Smith_%26_Wesson_Model_10
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Hotchkiss_Model_1922

Do i at least get to pick the caliber?

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>>33573005
I'll show those fuckin' wise guys, capiche?!

>>33574283
Oh, and http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Crook,_The

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>>33573005
> Neal Swettenham
>S&W military and police
>Anthony Mannino
>AR-18
>AA-12's own page

OH IT'S DOWN IN THE GLEN THAT'S WHERE I LONG TO BE

>>33573005
>le francais mouse gun
>winchester 1897 riot gun
>a1 tommy gun

I'm pretty ok with this. Need a model T and a cigar to go with it all tho.

>>33573016
>>33573018
Daniel Day Lewis is a triple threat

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Oh come on
"Yuri Volkov"

>Mosin Nagant "obrez"

>Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
>Nicolas Duvauchelle

My weapons are a M1921 Thompson, S&W M629, and an AIMR.

>>33573005
Well they always list handguns first so these rules are retarded. A better option would be first in each category.

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>>33573005
HK P30
Colt SAA
I'm gonna pick TNT.

Might as well, pistolero of old and new, with a Nobel bang at the end.

>>33573005
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/My_Dear_Fellow_(Dorogoy_moy_chelovek)

tt33
ppsh41

and t34

>>33576425
>TT33
>TFW no safety

>>33576463
you are the safety /k/ommerade just add vodka

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Alarm_f%C3%BCr_Cobra_11_-_Season_13#Walther_P88C

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Alarm_f%C3%BCr_Cobra_11_-_Season_13#Mossberg_500

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Alarm_f%C3%BCr_Cobra_11_-_Season_13#Heckler_.26_Koch_MP5A2

A damn good loadout if you ask me.

An M79 Grenade Launcher
Accuracy International AE sniper rifle
and an AKM
From Ragnarok

>Sten
>Colt New line
>QCW-05

FUGG

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One off from the M60.

Two retro M16s and a pretty, blued .38 would be awesome though.

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>>33573005
>flintlock
Gg me...

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Why the fuck does a Jin Roh movie use a MG34 over a 42?

Either way, I'm protected. Full Protect.

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>>33573005
>Colt 1911A1
>M80 Rocket Launcher
>Beretta 92FS Inox

should be alright

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YOU FUCKERS READY FOR 1911 THE MOVIE?!

1. Blaser R93 LRS2 - um sure...
Then I got James Caviezel with his first 2 listed being
2. M16A2
3. M18A1 Claymore - hopefully getting more than 1.

>>33573005
>MAC-10
>Holland & Holland Paradox
>M202 FLASH

Bizarre mix

Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach

Colt Combat Elite
T2 MK5
Remington 870

>>33573005
i got steven seagal
colt commander
colt government
berreta 92sb

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>>33573005
I got
>M92SB
>CAR-15
>HK94 "chopped and converted"

For those of you who don't know, a lot of action films in the 80s and early 90s had HK94s, with barres cur down and converted to fire full auto, stand-in for real MP5s. The easiest ways to tell are the magazine release bayonet lug: the real deal has a paddle magazine release, while the -94 has a button. The real deal has a lug, the -94 does not.

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>>33573005
1. Greener Light Harpoon Gun
2. Spencer 1882
3. Model 7290 flashbang grenade

I did not know I was going on a date!

S&W Model 10
Mauser C96
Nagant M1895

I guess I should get good with handguns.

>Mossberg 500
>Taurus Judge
>Llama Scorpio

>Beretta 92FS
>Browning High Power
>Mossberg 500 Cruiser

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>>33573005

I'm honestly pretty happy about this, especially if I get the Jeep that the Browning is mounted on.

>>33573005
>The Office (S04E01) with Dwight's Colt Python
>The Black Battalion (1958) with a MAS-38 nm
>The Hunter (1980) with an M16A1

Kek/10 I guess I'll be fine if I find myself in a really obscure Czech movie from the 50s

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>>33573005
I got the Russian Film "Zombie Fever"

Makarov PM

A DP-27 bubba'd to look like a Lewis

And a Baikal IZH-81 "Fox Terrier", I gun I never knew existed till today, taped onto a an AKM for maximum effectiveness.

>Smith and Wesson model 19
>Smith and Wesson model 27
>Double barrel shotgun
Why do movies love revolvers so much?

>>33573005
s&w model 15 (never seen it before but looks good)
sig p229
and m16

pretty generic, wow

>>33580314
Because lots of movies got made during the heyday of the revolver?

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What to choose

>13 days
>dshk
>norinco type 51
>m-14

What am I prepping for? Everything ivan. Everything.

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Well shit

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>>33582046
kek

>>33582046
*Muffled Pumped Up Kicks in the distance*

>>33573005
rolled Valorie Curry
>beretta 92F/FS
>SIG P229
>Glawk 19
because those were the only 3 options

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>>33573005
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Bofors_40mm
Fug
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/World_in_Conflict
92fs and m16a2

>Antique SXS Shotgun
>Westlake .22 air rifle
>Walther PPK

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I shall dominate with my HK firearms.

Mp5
P30
Glock 17

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>>33573181
>emojis

>>33573005
Fess Parker
Ed Norton
Matt Damon

I am extremely content with this.

>>33573005
SAA
Reichsrevolver M1879 >both from Rolf Hoppe's page. Thanks Rolf Hoppe.
LAW-80 94mm rocket >stumbled on this weapon's page directly, thanks /k/ube.

da fuck?
so I am a cowboy with a random AT rocket launcher.

I got Doom the movie, can I choose the bfg?

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>>33573005
>mfw

>>33585490
Fuck, you were so close. Too bad about the nigh-unusable DEFA. I guess your house will be well defended.
>Scotch Ellis Loring shown mid-orgasm on set after being handed the Custom Rocky Mountain Arms Patriot assault rifle.

>>33585368
>Beretta 92FS
I hate to say it...

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>>33573005
Hard mode:

>go to imfdb.org
>press random page
>first gun you get (acutal page of that gun) is your main gun in the movie
>press random again
>first movie that appears is the movie you are playing in

how fucked are you?

I'll start

>>33585615

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/I_Killed_Einstein,_Gentlemen!_(Zabil_jsem_Einsteina,_p%C3%A1nov%C3%A9!)

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Type_87_Chu-MAT

>>33582046
Hey man, you get a tec-9 at least

>>33573005
>Tikka 595
>moist nugget
>m16
wew

>>33585368
>glock 17
>HK
>umm....sure?

>>33573005
>glock 26
>Vis wz. Radom pistol
>Trapdoor Springfield
JUST

>>33576609
Why no phaser?

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I am more than happy with this

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I like the look of the m203 more but as long as it's mounted to an A1 I'll be fine.