>go to range >take up spot right next to the only person

>>33568588
>Go to range
>Stand uncomfortably close to the guy sighting in his rifle
>Stare him down as he slowly squeezes the trigger
>Wheeze heavily, coughing occasionally
>Grab his spent shells and walk away

>>33568588
>Go to range
>Didn't bring any of my guns
>Approach the youngest, most awkward looking shooter I can find
>Talk to him for 2 hours about deer hunting and how different life was in the 1960s
>Call his generation shit right to his face
>Steal all his brass without asking using my little magnetic scooper stick

>>33568588
>go to range
>collect everyones spent brass
>leave

>>33568744
>1960
wo der grandpa

>go to range
>bring mosin nagant
>"hey man wanna swap"
>repeat every weekend

>>33568588
>go to range
>*hit target*
>"WOOOOOOOOO"
>*hit target*
>"HELL YEAH"
>*hit target*
>YEAAHHHHHHHHH!"
>*hit target*
>"WOOOOOOOOO"

>>33568784
no guns detected

>go to range
>pull out Lee-Metford
>Load with black-powder .303 reloads

>Local indoor range.
>Take M92 pap
>Slap on a side divert muzzle brake for max noise.
>Pop off thunderous handloads.
>Whole room rattles.
>:^)

>>33568818
same kek
>go to indoor range
>pistol section is based off gun length, not caliber
>shoot obrez at 7 yards

>go to range
>enjoy my time responsibly whilst exercising upmost respect for fellow range goers
>leave

>>33568857
You monster

>>33568744
I think we've met before.

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>>33568857

>>33568744
>>33568723
what the fuck am i reading???

>>33568588
>Go to range
>Take stall way down at the end
>Set up 9mm carbine
>Start shooting
>Guy comes in, walks the length of the whole shed
>sits down right fucking next to me
>Starts setting up elaborate chronometer, gucci AR, and handloads
>Slap 25 round Tula mag into poorfag .308 AR build w/ $20 fuckhuge brake and magdump

>>33568857
That's not funny, my uncle died that way.

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>go to range
>see old highschool bully
>ND into his spine
>see him out walking his dogs with the leash attached to his wheelchair handles

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the ONE time I've ever been to a public range
>Shitty indoor range
>Only two rifle lanes
>Fuck it, it's only $10 whole day
>Attach paper target to shitty little office clips dangling from wire
>Shoot clips instead of target so nobody can use that lane
>mfw

>show up to range blasting nasheeds with some Arabs
>come out in their thawbs
>at this point half of the range has cleared
>by the time we approach the firing line 90% of range is packing up and leaving
>stay there for hours on end as people pull in only to drive off
>enjoy the 6hr+ we have of shooting alone and smoking blunts
>occasionally some dumbass leaves their guns so we take them and throw them into the river down road

>>33568996
But why?

>>33568784
Wait, shit.
Are we not supposed to do that?

>>33568816
>tfw no range buddy to shoot black powder with while screaming VICTORIA REGINA
Why do you hurt me this way?

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>>33568588
>Anyone else the local range jackass?
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Just got a muzzle brake for my .300 Win Mag so I'm pretty sure everyone's gonna hate me from now on.

>>33569029
Why? Presumably the same reason I piss all over the floor of a public toilet, I make absolutely all effort not to get one single drop of piss in the actual toilet. In fact I actually AIM my pee in order to cause the most damage, and yes that includes getting some in the wash basins. It doesn't matter if I am in a 5 star hotel or the local McDonalds, this is how I piss if you don't like I suggest you find another planet to live on.

>>33569085
I feel you.

Sometimes I start fires just because I'm bored.

>>33569056
Does muzzle blast really annoy people? I have a range friend that shoots 300 Winchester with a brake and its just feels like someone hitting your face with an air compressor like 3 feet away

>>33569072
Ted?

>>33569072
>pretty sure everyone's gonna hate me from now on.
how could they not?
>>33569108
>Does muzzle blast really annoy people?
When you're sitting there trying to sight in or go for groups... hell yes muzzle brakes can piss you off and screw up your shooting.

>>33569115
>how could they not?
um
Yeah that's the reason why I wrote exactly that

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> go to private, fudd heavy gun club
> hate it but it's the only place around here I have access to with room for rifles
> bring Egyptian coworker
> both wearing man dresses and turbans shooting AK's and speaking nothing but arabic
> fudds shitting themselves they're so mad

>>33569155
>go to indoor range
>shoot .460 Smith

>>33569115
If you're trying for groups and this is the thing that fucks you up you need to stop making excuses.

>>33569205
>>go to indoor range
>>shoot .460 Smith


Sorry bro, it's a 14 lane range and there were only two of us. CQT on friday, yeah?


bro, dont be such a meek faggot I would've let you shoot for free because I'm drowning in reloaded 460

>>33569085
Wait a sec are u trying to rustle my jimmies

>>33568588

>Range tiem
>Rapid fire 100 rounds of .454 casul
>sell pistol moments later in parking lot
> send off for a faithful friend that ended in a massive bruise on my palm-to-wrist

>Told buyer I did as much, he gives respect and thanks for the transaction.

> I toss him 100 rounds of factory casul, range buddies etc etc..

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>>33568816
>go to indoor range
>black powder not allowed

>>33568588
Ha, you keep it up and some crazy will kill you lol

>>33568588
>be me
>at range by myself, first one in
>shootan 10.5" AR with ak74 zig zag cut brake
>loud af with plugs and muffs
>fella a few years older than me comes in to sight in his durr rifle
>he sets up next to me
>is only wearing orange disposable plugs
>see him flinch every time i shoot
>he looks at me kinda pissed but lol
>wait for him to line up his shot and he gets all focused
>BANG
>flinches again, doesnt say fuckall

Same thing happened when I brought my M305 and this middle aged goofs from alberta came by and the guy didnt even give his wife any earpro. I kept shooting lmao some white guy offered her some earmuffs I didnt stop shootan though. Not my fault people dont bring their ppe

>>33568765
>no

>>33568744
>brass
>magnetic

>go to range with glorious VEPR
>laugh at all these fags with their muh POLYMER AR's
>shoot glorious corrosive 7.62 and watch grey'ish brown shit ooze out of rifle
>finish shooting
>field strip rifle in preperation to pour water down barrel to remove corrosive salts
>look directly down barrel and pour water
>steamy corrosive water goodness violently spits up into my face
I hope no one saw.

>>33568588
not intentionally

>16in .308 mossberg patrol rifle
>hot as fuck ammo
>a2 bird cage flash hider
>range has little booths but they are very close together
>start shooting
>using irons shooting at 50yd
>working that fuckin bolt fast
>20rd magpul mags
>empty
>set rifle down
>adjust myself
>look up
>the ten other people there that were shooting .22lr, 9mm, fud hunting rifles are all glaring at me
>theres no time limit between shots and this is a bolt action
>grin
>load mags
>BF1 MODE ENGAGED
>AVENTIII SAVOYAAAA!!!!!

they all left one by one. im sorry my gun is so fucking loud, maybe if you fudds would call your congressman about the HPA i would get a can.

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>>33569044
>being obnoxious
>anywhere
>any time

yea no, dont be a douche.

>>33568588
>go to range with mosin dragoon
>pew pew
>in between Slavic explosions suddenly hear: "who the fuck brought a 50"
>load my rack of clips
>just start dumping into the berm
>watch as people slowly leave

i used to own a fullsize, but fucking hell this god damn dragoon is loud as fucking sin

>>33568744
ill help you out there
>bitches at people rapidly shooting (rules state 2 seconds between each shot)
>next weekend proceeds to bring class3 m16
>dumps beta mags for a solid fucking hour
>pick some of the shell debris off my table
>DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY BRASS
y-y-you t-too

>>33568588
>go to range on busy Saturday
>wait for booth either right in the center or on the upwind side
>shoot muzzle loading SxS shotgun as fast as I can stuff it
>whole line smoked out for good 20 minutes
>everyone fucking glaring at me
>deal with it bitches

>>33568818
>local indoor range
>shoot Encore pistol in .308, 10" barrel with big gill brake

>>33568805
anon uses his fists

>>33569130
Not too much of a problem on outdoor ranges, but on an indoor range it can be a physical blow. Especially on large-caliber, short-barreled rifles.

>>33569788
Get a funnel and a bit of tubing so you can pour it down the chamber. I like to pretend my gun is a frat bro I'm going to give a beer enema and rape after I bring it home and shoot my bore cleaner and boresnake down it.

>>33568940
are you me?

>>33568983
so you didn't stop him from enjoying life?

>>33569002
nobody left, you are white.

>>33568857
>upmost

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>>33569932
idk about that rape part bro but the funnel is a good idea thanks

>>33569085
>wash basins
yuropoor with fake story detected

>>33569720
i cant believe someone would be so inconsiderate to their wife like that. im always bringing extra earpro because i know what its like to have this happen.

>>33570055
maybe she was a deaf

>>33568588

Sadly no. I live on ten acres and have my own range in the backyard.

>>33568588
>go to range
>new .357 snub
>shoot a couple hundred .38s
>trying to get acquainted
>dude rolls up next stall over
>ar with loudener
>not being obnoxious, but still annoying
>after a while say fuck this guy
>start dumping .357s indiscriminately
>massive fireball
>concussion off metal booths/concrete walls
>he moves down after a couple boxes
Went back to shooting light .38s after that. My wife(who carries and shoots too) thought my gun exploded because she didn't understand the difference in ammo yet

>go to range
>bring old surplus rifle
>get more righter groups, more accuracy, and at longer range every tacticool mallninja
>wannabe nutnfancies assmad at being BTFO by guy with gun older than their mothers

>>33568588
>go to range
>try to rent gun
>realise i am in brit bongisthan
>I am a neet who has zero acess to guns
>realise i am not in a range but just a figmint of my imagination
>rage i can't into guns
>go on /k/ bitch about it

>be at the standing area at range
>two guys there are practicing NRA matches
>stainless 20 inch ars, that arm sling
>load up my ar with muzzle break
>blast away
>while loading mags and posting on /k/ I can see the irritation on their faces as they hurry to shoot a group before I resume shooting

>>33569002
>shooting guns
>under the influence
Atf plz fix anons doggo, it has no holes in it.

>>33570258
>/k/ommando has that fantasy again
>Goes on to dream about using his CCW to stop a shooting a giving a killer interview about not being a hero

>>33570663
Actually, doggo needs like 7 holes to be right.

>>33571071
It's not my fault other people care more about looking cool than actually being effective.

>>33568784
only time I do this is when I'm at longer range with old guns

It's fun to hit steel at 400 with my FAL
Mostly because the rear sight is so large you can barely figure out where to actually aim

>>33568588
>Go to range
>Get mad at literally everyone else around me enjoying their fun for one reason or another
>How dare they shoot loud guns at a gun range
>I can't believe they spent money on that gucci AR
>Look at this fag wearing a Magpul shirt
>Kick your brass forward of the firing line to spite the guy who simultaneously keeps the range clean and keeps good brass because he reloads as a hobby
>Make fun of grandpa who just wants to be helpful to younger shooters and keep his hobby alive for another generation
>You shouldn't be allowed to enjoy shooting unless you're shooting old commie milsurp
>Leave in a fit of cathartic self-righteous rage

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>>33569108
>Does muzzle blast really annoy people?
Just pot a standard ak74 muzzle break on a ak74su and watch

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>go to a shooting class
>greet all the students prior to the start of the class and ask if anyone knows medical in case someone gets injured
>everyone looks around and shrugs their shoulders
>tell them I know basic first aid and point to my emergency medical kit
>actually have no fucking idea what to do and have no clue on how to use a tq
>the only thing I know how to do is unwrap a band-aid

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>go to range
>shoot pic related at 7 yards with a shotgun firing birdshot

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>go to outdoor range
>faggot with sks keeps throwing random brass two to three lanes over to his right
>two can play the slavshit game asshole
>switch lane with the guy next to him
>whip out my svt40
>bumpfire two or three mags
>he leaves

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>go to the range
>shoot myself
I love ruining peoples' day by doing this

>>33570004
I hope you've learned how to open a spam can better than that by now.
>If not, give this a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6hrHpUJmEg

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>drink 2 beers before driving to the range
>have a swig outside
>hit on only female employee at the range
>really hit on her
>sexual discomfort
>bring my only gun
>my hi point
>point it sideways while shooting st someone else's target.

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>go to outdoor range
>only shotgun load allowed is slugs
>use buck shot instead

>>33572799
go to bed, Wade

>>33572621

>2.5 'beers' and I become a cunt for some reason

fucking white girls

>>33569865
Right?

>>33573663
>implying i actually post on /k/

>go to range
>all older dudes
>benched up bolt actions
>one shot every 2 minutes and writing into binders
>start blasting at ~50 yards standing with millsurp
>no one cares because im a member and cleaning up my brass
>some want to check out my riaufs

chill range is chill

>go to range
>bring 12ga with a couple boxes of ammo
>expend ammo
>don't sweep up spent shells
>leave

>>33568850
>pistol section is based off gun length, not caliber

What mouth-breathing cockwaffle thought this was a good idea?

>>33568588
>Go to range
>No guns
>No license
>Told to bring a friend
"Awwww"
>Contact some random people you kinda know
>Not sure if you should go or not because
>people

>>33568588
>Go to range with AK-47.
>Glorious steel flying all over the place.
>Collect the casings like a good boy and pile them up on my bench next to my shooting bag.
>Have a nice little hill of steel on the bench, look to see if the RO is looking.
>Coast is clear.
>Shove it all off the bench and into the area where people trow all the brass.
>Leave.

>>33571235
>It's fun to hit steel at 400 with my FAL
>FAL
Post pics pls :3

>>33568588
>Go to range
>Get as close as I can to someone else shooting.
>Shoot nothing but .500 nitro express.
My wallet is suffering. send help.

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>usually go to an outdoor range
>weather is bad one weekend, so I decide to try the local indoor range
>staff is a bunch of uppity faggots, all kinds of stupid rules, and generally an uncomfortable atmosphere
>they take the time to check every round I brought to make sure it doesn't have steel in it
>sit there for like 5 minutes while they check every. single. bullet. with a magnet
>whatever.exe
>I shoot anyway, even though I'm already pretty pissed off
>as I'm packing up and leaving the RSO says something retarded like
>"if ya wanted to shoot that kinda rifle (my AR) you should just went to an outdoor range" and laughed like it was some hilarious witty comment
>I leave
>decide to go back the next week since it's close by, this time I snuck in about 20 rounds of m855 in my pocket
I hope I fucked their backstop to all hell, fucking pricks. indoor ranges are a plague

>>33575486
>they take the time to check every round I brought to make sure it doesn't have steel in it

kek they just run a magnet over your box at the local range, everyone is super chill.

9x18 is also allowed to shoot steel for some unknown reason

>>33569720
>this middle aged goofs from alberta came by
wait are you from montana or sask? because you seem like sask trash

>>33568857
>got to range
>engage in sex in the missionary position for sole purpose of procreation

>>33570119
even if you're deaf, loud noises can still cause pain as they are still damaging structures in the ear

>>33568588
>>go to range>take up spot right next to the only person there>start blasting off my magnum next to himAnyone else the local range jackass?


Go to 100M range full of the elderly shooting bench rifles and kids and fathers leaning to shot on 22s.

Unpack 300 WinMag CZ 550

Insert ear plugs.

Pack foam into peltors.

Be seated.

BOOM

Note cold bore shot in dope book.

I have range to myself in ten shots.

Take out silenced CZ 452 and subsonics with 40x scope.

Take off ear protection.

Enjoy days shooting in blissful solitude.

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>>33575689

>>33571085
Lmao let's count:

>2 eye holes
>2 nose holes
>1 mouth hole (2 if you count trachea and esophagus separately)
>2 ear holes
>1 butt hole
>1 peepee hole (2 if a grill doggo)
>2 anal gland holes

>tons and tons of hair holes (~15,000 per square inch of doggo)
>42 teeth holes
>18 nail holes

So all in all, between 11 and 13 holes, or a couple hundred thousand depending on how you look at it

Ah so your gun is pretty load, mm? Bet that just really destroyed the day of all those normies with less loud guns.

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>>33575840

> Go to range
> The gate is already open
> That means someone else is there
> Drive past
> Turn around
> Go home

Who else /antisocial/?

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>>33575988

>>33576002
yo

>>33568850
>>33568983
>>33569155
>>33569865
>>33569900
>>33575479
>>33575689

ITT things that never happened

>>33568723

im just imaging a guy with a burlap sack catching all the brass as it flies out of the dude's gun

>>33568588
>go to range
>go to rifle section
>pull out AR pistol
>complain about over penetration the whole time

>>33568723
>>33568744
>>33568751
>>33569775
>>33574263


surely this is just a meme and you degenerates don't really do this.

>>33568857
You some kinda fag?

I love it when I go to the range with a Mosin or a VEPR and there's just a line of AR-15 users.

>Pop
>Pop
>Pop
>BOOM
>Pop
>Pop
>Pop
>BOOM
>Pop
>Pop
>Pop
>BOOM

>bring surp rifles to 50yd outdoor range
>shoot from bench
>barely on paper

Oh wait thats me. God I suck. At least I can feel smug and superior to all the boring AR fags.

>>33576794
I was at Kaukauna Sportsman Club right after Christmas a couple years back, taking my new M44 Mosin out for the first time

every shot shook snow off the awning all down the firing line
I had a big fat stupid grin the entire time and get that same stupid grin every time I shoot my Mosin

shit's cash

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>bring friend to range
>rent an AR because I saw it on the news
>fucking canoe myself right in front of him Seal Team 6 style
>ranges no longer rent guns
>must bring at least 3 people to even use a lane
>Assault Rifle 15s are banned from my state
>friend gets PTSD and joins the brady campaign
>Range Officer has all his guns melted down and moves to California

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>outdoor range that's free to public
>hunting land in 3 directions
>go at the opening of durr season
>blast away early in the morning with AR, AK, SKS, etc

Mfw I think about the deer sprinting away from bubba and Jed

>>33576821
Hello fellow Wis/k/onsinite, Waushara county here but I grew up in the Fox Valley area
>tfw we might get constitutional carry

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>>33568588
>go to range
>crowded
>too many range rules
>standing a shooting no allowed
>fudds everywhere

tfw no private property to shoot on

>>33568588
I once took my bubba'd Mauser M1891 to a crowded indoor range.
>barrel hacksawed down to 18", fucked up crown means shit accuracy
>using super shitty Falklands-era Argentinian surplus that smells like weed and charcoal after every shot
>load up mag with a stripper clip
>chamber and fire first shot
>muzzle blast is easily 4 feet out, paper target at 10 yards flutters as shock wave hits
>shot echoes for a good 5 seconds (100yd indoor range)
>range goes dead silent after first shot stops echoing
>people are staring, RSO starts to walk over but stops 3 lanes away as soon as he sees the gun with a knowing look on his face
>no one fires until I've emptied the mag
>load another clip as 3 of the other 9 shooters pack up and leave
>fire off that clip and switch to Beretta Cx4

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>buy Federal HST
>box is labed for sale to law enforcement exclusively
>just a regular civilian

>>33568857
don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>33569930
>go to range
>use my fists to hit steel targets at 15 yards
anyone else do this?

>>33570554
Are you right-wing by American standards? If so, come on over. If not, move to Canada.

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>>33569085

>>33580818
They said to leave the toilet as I'd expect to find it. Really it's their fault for setting the bar so low.

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>somehow get date with QT girl
>first date is good. second date we go see john wick 2
>talking about guns over ice cream after movie
>she wants to get into it
>third date I take her to gun range
>try to keep autism and power level under wraps whole time
>miss every few shoots to make her not feel so bad a bout missing and not look like a freak
>teach her to shoot
>big spooning her every chance I get to correct her stance and touch her butt
>she fires AR. loves it
>fires the sig and S&W9. loves them
>fires the 870. likes it. doesn't work right because she was a lefty
>fudd and crew rolls up with with clay thrower
>they have all kinds of interesting firearms
>bust out the nugget
>QT girl can't handle the nugget. doesn't like it very much
>fudd sees it and asks to look at it. while we reload
>let him
>fudd asks what we've been shooting today
>tell him I'm teaching her and I'm not very good myself, I just enjoy the hobby
>we chat some more about the nugget. autism slipping a bit

part two.

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>>33581637
>fudd's son around the same age as me and guy starts talking shit
>he challenges me to a shoot off
>trying to keep autism in check. tell him he'll most likely win. I'm not very good
>QT girl tells me to have fun and at least try my best
>pistol shooting I hold back because don't want to seem crazy
>slowly pace shots and miss a few
>other guy does really well
>beat me by like 30 points
>he starts talking mad shit
>move on to rifle
>put two clays down range 150 meters
>he grabs daddy's durr gun with heavy scope
>I pull out the nugget because. fun.
>he barley clips the lower half of the clay
>the /k/ube smiles upon me as I release the crack of Russian steel
>the clay is gone in a cloud of red smoke
>say it was a lucky shot
>he is still talking mad shit
>move to shot gun
>he shoots slow and and carefully
>shoot the first five at same speed as him
>learn the arch of the thrower
>start calling pull like a mad man one after the other. slow on the fifth shot to do a breach reload and blast the sixth clay out of the air.
>we shoot back and forth and few more times.
>keep getting more and more tacticool with reloading after each round
>other people at range start watching
>end up blasting ten clays in one exchange with 870 by reloading 5 more shells into the breach one after the other
>send another 40 minutes teaching this fudd what shooting is about
>easily blast 300 clays
>clays run out and still have two in the one in the mag
>without thinking
>flip 870 on side with ejection port facing up
>rack slide and grab ejecting shell
>throw it forward into the air and close breach, take aim and fire
>it explodes into little bits
>people clap
>turn to fudd jr. with shit eating grin
>everyone says I won
>every body wants to know where I learned how to shoot like that

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>>33581644
>talk with them for a bit
>remember QT was with me
>she was quietly standing by my range gear
>says I did really good and should be proud of myself
>drive her back to her car
>hop out and open her door
>she stands there for a about five seconds looking at me
>say good night and get back in my car and drive off
>get a text from her a day later saying this won't work between us.


what fuck did I do wrong boys? I let my autism loose for what seemed like a second and I fuck up my chances with probably the best girl I've every dated.

>>33581644

I was about to say this isn't an RP forum, but who am I kidding.

>found another hasguns to make range trips with
>friend brings along his Polish M44 nugget, AK, Ruger MK III, CZ84
>I just bring muh Vaquero
>had never fired anything more powerful than .357mag before
>we fire off a few dozen rounds from our handguns
>nugget time, he loads up 5 rounds and starts firing them downrange
>massive fireball, with an even bigger bang
>he passes it to me after emptying it
>I load up one round to see if I can handle the first shot
>*BANG* HOLY SHIT, MOAR!
>massive shit-eating grin takes over face as I put in the rest of the stripper clip
>next up: the AK
>he fires off about half a mag and then lets me give it a try
>fuck yeah, no wonder people like these!
>we change guns a few times
>eventually, down to our last 10 minutes of range time
>decide to run a few more rounds out of the mosin before we pack up
>older guy with some funny-looking AR-15 is setting up in the next lane with his wife watching
>has a bench rest and everything
>friend starts letting 7.62x54 fly
>older guy goes "EVERY TIME, THEY STICK ME NEXT TO THIS SHIT"
>I can't suppress my shit-eating grin, (no tax stamp or class III)
>I take a turn, and fire off a few shots before we head out
>shoulder is bruised by glorious Soviet firearm, but idgaf

>>33575765
top fucking kek, don't even care if it's fake

>>33581644
dude, you ignored the shit outa her you retard.

>>33581652
unlike her, your guns didn't leave you and performed their duty faithfully.

>>33568588
I bring my M48 in case of dickheads.
Someone has the whooooooole range and chooses next to me?
Okay, fine.
But a fucking AR and a birdcage break?
FUCK YOU, MAUSER TIME.
That or a few magdumps from my AK.
It's usually annoying enough for people to get the hint to stop being a prick.

>go to rifle range
>set up big ass spotting scope, noguns
>call out overyone's shots
>"lane 3, goddam yard off the X!" "lane 6, your group is bigger than a fat man's ass!" "lane 4, maggie's drawers! You blind or somthin'?"
>get beat to fuck out in the parking lot

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>>33569108
I have an SJC Titan compensator on my .308 and when I took it to the range after I put it together I sat a camera on the range table to video it. Shit on the table was moving. I had to adjust the gas system and the allen wrench was flipping back an forth. It's also loud as fuck

>>33575486
>>"if ya wanted to shoot that kinda rifle (my AR) you should just went to an outdoor range" and laughed like it was some hilarious witty comment
>>I leave
>>decide to go back the next week since it's close by, this time I snuck in about 20 rounds of m855 in my pocket
>I hope I fucked their backstop to all hell, fucking pricks. indoor ranges are a plague
A) You're a fucking asshole
B) If they didn't want shit like that to happen, they shouldn't have also been fucking assholes

>>33582614
I'm guessing you don't understand this thread

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>go to range
>obligatory cop trying to act like a weapons expert
>get into massive heated argument with him and keep saying he has no idea what he's talking about
>leave without ever actually shooting

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>>33568588
>Big sign saying NO SHOTGUNS IN INDOOR RANGE
>Pass through with saiga12
>"It's an AK"
>Shoot the fuck out of all of their target holders and shit.
>Leave

>>33576076
original https://static1.e621.net/data/34/d2/34d242ce6a24a2a5c4968c240587deb9.gif

>go to range
>shoot everyone
>leave

>>33577538
oh god please yes.

>>33582975
How do you fire an antelope?

>>33569108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOog45llUU

>>33583499
stroke its peepee

>>33581652
Why not just take her on the romantic adventure that is watching paint dry.

>>33571363
t. /k/

>>33581652
While you were autistically focused on shooting clay fudd he was plowing her on top of your range gear

>>33571363
if i can't enjoy myself, nobody can

>>33583272
>go to range
>throw gun at target
>leave

>>33584400
How do you keep it pointed downrange?

>>33584458
zipline

>>33584458
throw it like a spear. handguns need not apply

I was a couple of weeks ago shooting an SKS for the first time, but not intentionally.

How the fuck is the way that rifle throws brass twenty god damn feet vertically and almost as much horizontally never been a meme?

And then again when I sent a piping hot shell down a well-endowed woman's low-cut shirt. She was with her boyfriend or something.

>>33572621
Yeah, I bet you think splitting a six pack with a mate while shooting shotguns innawoods over a few hours makes you a dangerous alcoholic.

>>33575608
What the fuck do you even know about Saskatchewan you friggin goof go back to ontario

>>33574176
I'd be surprised if you couldn't find a shooting date on Tinder or grindr.