How will you defeat the ayy's, /k/? What if you woke up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbWEHyB2XKk

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>>33558479

I would grab my ayy-K74 and commence operations

>tfw you will never be XCOM: militia edition and tactically remove ayylmaos

why even live?

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>>33558479
>How will you defeat the ayy's

Faith in the Emperor

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>>33558479
Are Ayy's a protected race, /k/?

>>33558479
What we need to do is invent interstellar travel, then WE will be the ayys

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>>33559112
Legit LOLd

>>33558479
1. How advanced is their weapons to ours
2. How lage is their forces?
3. Are they capable of breeding with humans?

>>33559152
Are you retarded, I've seen stage 4 cancer cases that are funnier than that

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>>33559185
>Are they capable of breeding with humans?
If it has holes, we can fuck it

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>>33558479
Lots of high explosives and drones.

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>not purging the xenos

I'm not disappointed /k/, i'm fucking pissed.

Aliens are scary, we should send salted bombs to every exoplanet just in case... Seriously, can't think of anyting other them kill on sight

>>33558479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k

>>33559581
The fuck is this?

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>>33558479
With my AYYY remover and my penis, and not necessarily in that order.

>>33559140
World-changing stuff is created, adopted, and then everyone wants more while we stagnate trying to adapt to new technologies.

It may eventually be our demise.

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>>33558479
this machine etc. etc.

Are the aliums commies too?

>>33558479
>2 hours and no one has said it.

I'd use MY DICK

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with a gun

then I'll steal their women

>>33559199
LOLd again

Me and my friends are gonna be shooting at them Ayy's with our K's

>>33558751
Somewhere, deep in Russian heartland, Mikhail Kalashnikov is rolling in grave.

>>33559581
That's just cruel, you know they have an explosive reaction to that kind of stuff.

>>33558479
jerk off onto their big gay heads obviously.

>>33558751
I'd just like to tell you that I think your AK is set up very nicely. Keep at it, friendo.

By being so insignificant that they don't notice us and instead harvest whatever resources they want and fuck off.
Wait, What tier of ayys are we talking? Tripods? Covenant? Star spawn?

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>>33561684
How about these?

Why does that slug have so many radulas?

>>33561740
>clip

I dont think I could defeat 'em.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

That shit was straight up done by the ayy's, no way around it.

>unsolved deaths of nine ski hikers
>brain damage but without any sign of distress to their skull
>[...] had her tongue and eyes missing.
>Dr. Boris Vozrozhdenny stated that the fatal injuries of the three bodies could not have been caused by another human being, "because the force of the blows had been too strong and no soft tissue had been damaged"
>Another group of hikers reported that they saw strange orange spheres in the night sky to the north on the night of the incident

I can't imagine what occurred that night. If that was done by the ayy's, I'd rather avoid them at all cost.

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>>33558479
Depends on the kind, but well all I have quickly available is an sks, and ya'll know how that song and dance goes.... so here's some HFY instead.

>>33558479
What kind of ayyyys are we talking about here? I only have a 91/30 and an M1 carbine with gimped 10 round magazines.

>>33559298
If it doesnt have holes we make them!

>>33561946
This nigga gets it. Just think like the Dark Eldar do!

>>33561785
It was a Psychic Muton.

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You fucking peaces of shit who reply to threads like that are the reason hardly nobody of value comes to this board nowadays.

>implying we have a chance

they're already here my guys
running the earth

>>33562062
This is and always has been the core of /k/ you fucking newfag piece of shit. Be happy that they got rid of politics on here. Instead of /arg/ you would have alien politics general.

>>33558479
I already have 12 holes dug. 6 for the russian AK's we'll all be able to pick up each, and the 6 alien guns im going to suck alien dick for.

>>33564622
No. I have been here for 10 years. Die.

>>33564661
Then you would know that /k/ has only progressed in quality since '08. The first years of /k/ was all 2a debates and shitty /b/ tier memes. Do you not remember antman threads and all his shitposts? He would be on /k/ for 20 hours every day just shitposting.

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>>33564762
>s only progressed in quality since '08.
Have you been drinking?

>>33564887
Would you rather have the porn/politics spam pre '08 had? And yes I have. I'm drunk 5 days of the week.

Humans are space aliens. We live on an exo planet. From our perspective it's normal. If you look at the universe, we're just another species. We are the proof intelligent alien life exists. The crazy UFO talk is to explain and mask occurrences of our technology and ourselves advancing. Primordial soup>most recent common ancestor>bipedal>horses>cars>planes>spaceships.

>>33565189
Gross I just told this to a computer.>>33565189
>. Primordial soup>most recent common ancestor>bipedal>horses>cars>planes>spaceships.
>artificial intelligence

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>>33558479
Jack off on their big gay heads!

I don't know why people assume that it will be laser guns vs AR's
It'll more likely be piss filled water balloons vs nuclear bombs

>>33562062
Talking about ayys is serious business you fuck

>>33561604
Fuck that retarded commie, rifle is up to snuff now, and the OG design is not.


Russian fucking military themselves use gear-queer'd AKs.

Suck-start your fucking makarov you filthy slavaboo.

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>>33561604

If it makes you feel any better, I also keep pic related handy

>>33561662

thanks /k/omrade. I felt really dirty putting a buffer tube on an AK, believe me, but felt much better after taking it to the range.

>>33558479
use a golfball launcher to shoot home made Zyklon B canisters at them

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I wouldn't worry about it.

>>33562062
You see this? This guy isn't prepared for the ayys. Don't be this guy.

>>33558479
Realistically them even bothering to "invade" would mean they dont have the tech to totally buttfuck us without trying, which would probably mean theyre incompetent or stupid enough to get destroyed by a squad of /k/ommandos with nuggets

>>33570991
All they have to do is park between the Earth and the Moon and bombard us. Nothing we could do.

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But what if the ayyys are like totally cool and just want some netflix and chill?

>>33558479
Overload their telpathic senses with collective, coordinated autistic shitposting (shitthinking), until their meaningful infos are completely drowned out by the noise.

>Commander XirKuh what are our orders?
>Incoming message: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down"
>Repeat, did not copy!
>New Orders Incoming:Pictures loading...
>Xl'akal, why does Boss keep sending us pictures of human reproductive organs and biofluids instead of the new orders?
>Repeat until victory

>>33561777
>/tg/

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>>33572235
Cant hear you, too busy purging xenos

>>33558479
show them social media/4chan. Theyd probably just go once they were able to figure out our primitive electronic communications.

>>33561785
weapons testing

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>>33558479
Im working on it

>>33558751
I wanna do a sex on that rifle

>>33574090

This guy gets it. Humanitys greatest asset against mind readings ayys is absolutely degenerate shitposters equipped with power armour and big guns. They would undergo a training where they are made to watch and listen the most disgusting and corrupting shit months on end. They serve as the shock troops that do the hands on combat with aliums making way for rest of the forces.

>being prepared for ayys
why prepare for something with a near infinite amount of variables

>>33558479
>How will you defeat the ayy's, /k/? What if you woke up and your town was in the middle of being invaded?You are getting ready for the ayys, right anon?


Why bacteria of course.

We take a sample of bacteria in Brittney spears snatch and weaponise it by cross breeding it with a bacteria sample from myles cyrus snatch.

The resulting puss bullets are loaded into 12 bore and 50 AP rounds and game over

The aays don't have a chance

Ask HG Wells.

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>>33558479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc