Syrian government scrambles as call comes in that the Atlanticists are going to go full retard and come in like a shitstorm.
As a last resort, you're put in charge of Syrian forces as of this midnight.
What do?
>inb4 run away
Besides that...
>>33557659
The country would be dead at that point and you're going to be hunted/murdered. And you can't retaliate in any way.
EXCEPT maybe against Israel. Throw everything you got at them if NATO goes full out war. Israeli lobbyists might postpone everything for awhile.
>>33557659
Dont put your arms down unless McDonald officially brings back Szechuan sauce.
>>33557659
Are you a wizard?
>>33557767
>nine years
>>33557659
Surrender to the US, you utter dumbcunt.
>>33561100
>any future strikes
Haha pussies
>>33561100
haha Scud missiles are pretty outdated vs Israel's missile defense system
>>33561100
Double dubs PRAISE KEK
Overthrow the assad government ND sue for peace. Promise elections once the west has helped remove the terrorists. Will even entertain the idea of a free kurdish state.
The usa military alone spends more on operating in and around syria, than the syrian gdp.
>>33557767
Is there going to be an influx of Rick and Morty memes soon
>>33561350
i really hope not.
>>33557659
>aquite nukes from serbia
>nuke LA, SF, D.C, and NYC as a last ditvh "no fuck you too, good sir"
Thats all you CAN do
>>33557659
Have sex with Asaad's wife.