>Be working with douch-bro >Mention gun >"I got

>>33535593
We dont have conversations with normies

>>33535593
I had a friend who said he knows a guy who sells special firing pins that make your gun fully automatic. He also thinks the AK was not only designed after the SKS, but that the parts between the two are interchangeable.

>>33535593

He thinks you're cool so he's trying to seem cool to you. This is how socialization works. Make fun of him a little bit without being a cunt and then he will respect you. Then you get invited to do normie shit like watch sports and go to events where there are girls. Next thing you know, you're getting laid and starting a nuclear family.

>>33535622
This.

>>33535593
>filed down the firing pin

Where the fuck does this originate from? It doesn't make any fuckin sense.

>>33535593
Go get the normie. It's you I choose not to converse with.

>>33535593
>>"Yeah, my friend said he filed down the firing pin to make it full auto!"
>How do any of you stand Normies?

There's a difference between "normies" and "retards."

>>33535653
>>33535593
This OP. It's easy to fake being normal.

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>>33535593
Educate them. Take them to the range.

Turn them into gun autists like us.

DO IT OP!
I got a normie story
>be me
>be at gun store looking for first gun
>I know what I want, buy it and leave
>get home
>friends wants to come over
>noice mate come on over
>was doing some cleaning
>load it to see if clip goes in
>garandthumb.jpg
>bandaid.radiosignal
>forget gun is, loaded

An hour later
>he gets into house
>he likes gun
>picks it up looks to the ceiling
>he NDs
He helped fix it up. I am more pissed that he shot it before me...

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>>33535593
>How do any of you stand Normies?
>Normies

Says the dude with the Facebook filename.

>>33535763
>Kindle fire
>Just shot my cat
Back the fuck off???

>Friends want to come over..
Sure why not
>wow you got nice guns, lets go to the range
You guys cant even load a mag without swearing
>But you got guns that are fun

I end up going to the range, because.. well. it is the range and they pay for the ammunition.

>>33535679
Its cause my gun doesn't have a filed down firing pin, isn't it?

>>33535677
It originates from fudds.

>>33535677
I think a gun autist that Normie's trust tried to misinform them to fuck up their guns on purpose. Heard a story about a guy who complained his gun malfunctioned after he tried to "Make it full Auto."

Some other gun enthusiasts who don't know much still act surprised when I say the filing thing is a sham. Weird right?

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>>33535622

Yep.

You need to stop talking to them. You're one of us or ONE OF THEM!

There is no middle ground!

>>33535736
Implying he's the retard and not you for leaving your gun loaded around people that aren't familiar with them

>>33536014
what the fucken hell am i seeing?
is that an animatronic puppet or some enraged demon spawn?

>>33536371

It's puppers around normies.

> Good puppers, good boy!

>>33535983
No. It's the penis. You're supposed to have testicles underneath. You don't.

>>33535677
Some guns you can file down the sear pin to make it "auto". Idk why retards call it the firing pin. If you file the sear pin your "auto" will just mag dump the whole clip once you pull the trigger. Or itll open breech detonate.

>>33535622
>normies
It's normalfag.

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>>33537374
>clip

>>33535593
Don't shoot your cat, faggot.

>>33537374
>>33537411
Shit, I havent done that in awhile.
Welp, my bad, I'll fuck off.

>>33535593
>"Hey Anon how was your weekend?"
>"Pretty good! Rode some horses, finally got my rifle sighted in, my brother came over and we saw a movie."
>"WOW NEAT ANON I HAVE A RIFLE TOO UHH IT'S THE GREEN ONE, FORGET WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT I GOT IT FROM DICKS SPORTING GOODS OR - NO - ACTUALLY BIG 5!"
>"Uhh...neat. What caliber is it?"
>"UHHHMMMM IT'S LIKE THE ONE HUNTERS USE"
>".30-06?"
>"NO BUT IT'S KINDA LIKE THAT"
>".308?"
>"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAH THAT'S THE ONE. I'M SAVING UP TO BUY A THERMAL SIGHT FOR IT, YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT COMES WITH THE LASER BEAM, AND A SHOOTING REST MOUNTED ON IT."
>"Those are pretty expensive, you better start saving dude..." *shows prices of thermal scopes on google*
>"Y-YEAH I HAVE THAT MUCH SAVED MAN I WORK AT MY DAD'S SHOP AFTER CLASS SOMETIMES"
>"Neat, we should go shooting sometime dude. I'll take my Rem 700, you take your .308...Howa? I'm guessing?"
>"TH-THAT'S THE ONE!!!"

He's curiously always too busy to go to the range. Always wondered what his Howa Whitetail .308 with a $3000 thermal scope with integrated laser beam and shooting rest is like to shoot.

>>33537871
Ask for a picture

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>>33535593
>appear interested but aware of this configuration
>ask if he installed the holly double pumpers for stability

>>33535622
>>33536014

ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!

>>33539423
>just open headers senpai

>>33535653
>starting a nuclear family
this had better involve nukes...

>>33535677
on certain firearms, removing material from the sear can slightly delay hammer fall by interference fit, resulting in slam fires while the trigger is pulled. this hasn't been a thing since the 60's and only ever really worked with open bolt guns.

>>33539407
>sks.jpg

>>33539528

kek

>>33537411
It works on the M1.

>>33535635
But wasn't it?

>>33539874
Chronologically, it was built after the SKS, but it it didn't pull much from the design. They both fire 7.62x39 and have the gas tube on top of the barrel, but that's pretty much it

>>33540583
Ah, when you said after I thought you just meant timewise.

>>33535593
Leave the cat alone, anon.

>>33539504

Don't worry, it always does. Eventually. Radiation may not be involved but financial ruin and destruction of lives and valuables, certainly.

>dat dumbass co-worker he bought a shitty GSC MP5 clone or whatever in 22
>take him to the range - it jams constantly
>kinda put it out there that he shouldn't trust it for home defense
>BRO ITS COOL I KEEP MY CONAN SWORD FOR HOME DEFENSE
>literally bought that chinese garbage sold at the mall
>it broke like a week later

He's always telling us all how he's the "knife guy" at the shop, yikes

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>>33535736
>Turn them into gun autists like us
that happened to me and my brother

>start sourcing information about guns back when I was 14 or so
>becoming 18, buy gun, even if mother is completly mad about it
>ask my brother if he wants to go shooting with me
>is OK with it
>he had fun
>4 years forward, he is now as autistic about guns as I was a few years back
feels good
he likes to shoot my Saiga 12

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>>33540664
That works when young...When a full grown adult that's pure blue-pill it can end up with an ND or felony or manslaughter.

> Fear the blue, it bites backwards.

>>33539514
>hammer
>open bolt

>>33535736
>>33540664
>took friend who's from hong kong shooting a couple of weeks ago
>he does surprisingly well for someone who's never even held a gun before, gets several rounds close to the bullseye
>shoots my granddad's M1 carbine he used in korea
>absolutely loves it and is asking questions about it and its history
>brags about it to his friends in japan

think i made a new autist boys

>>33535593
you should report him to the authorities.

>>33540644
>knife guy
Absolute cringe

>>33541181
>reading comprehension

>>33541492
Seems you don't have it.

>>33540637
nuclear families are the most financially-secure way to live on the planet

I'm guessing you live under the poverty line.

>>33541516
>filing sear fucks with hammer
>only ever really worked with [guns with no hammer], tho

>>33537871

I honest to God don't know how people can not know what cartridge their gun is chambered for.

>>33541616
Don't be too surprised, there are millions of people out there that when asked what make and model of car they drive will just tell you the color.

>>33541633

It's usually on the receiver or barrel...Do people not look at their guns? It's also in the user manual too...I'm actually dumbfounded people that stupid use guns

>>33537392
No it's not.

>>33535635
I has interchangeable parts: 7.62x39mm cartridges.

>>33541536
I'm guessing you've never been married.

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>>33539504

>>33535736
>Milled trigger guard
muh dick

>>33541686
welcome to America buddy, for every 1 genious there is about 5 or 6 complete dipshits who shold of drowned in the gene pool.

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>>33535704
It's true. I'm full-blown "survivalist uncle", "conspiracy nut", with low-key OCD. And I got married last year. To a normal, attractive female engineer who thinks I'm 'interesting'. She makes 4x what I make, so I honestly still cannot figure out why she likes me so much.

>>33541686
>It's usually on the receiver or barrel...Do people not look at their guns?
But I don't understand all this technobabble mumbo jumbo
>It's also in the user manual too
Every manual ever contains only one sentence: "I case of problems, ask your kids"

>>33541796
>genious
>should of
I wonder which group you're a part of.

>>33535593
That whole filing down the firing pin was a myth started by cops to get criminals and morons to brick their firearms

>>33541820
Must be your huge dicc bro, still, happy for you

>>33540644
Glad I work at my range and my co-workers aren't a bunch of katana wielding mall ninja autists

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>>33541863

>>33541922

I've thought about working at the LGS/range for a year or so to pay rent and get employee dibs/discounts, but I've never followed through between stories on /k/ and the shit I see there even as a customer from other customers and employees alike.

Sounds like you lucked out on not working with spergs.

>>33536359
Implying he's not retarded for picking up a gun and immediately pulling the trigger