Bloody hell chap a whole bloody battalion of Nazi Vampires have

>>33512449
Wait for some big titted chick with an AT rifle to start killing them.

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>>33512462
The Boys are out of town though
pun intended

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>>33512449
I melt down the silver in my safe and pour it into my 7.62x54R projectile molds, refine them, take them to my orthodox church (within a mile of my house), have them blessed, and then load mags for my Dragunov.

>INTOOOO THE MOTHER LAND, THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHED

>Nazi Vampires have invaded your town
I don't see how this is a problem.

I would join up with them. I've seen worse political groups.

Figure a massive horde of vampires belonging to a relatively recent ideology must be high generation, if not 13+, so mow them down with stationary machine guns as they are not significantly more dangerous than humans.

>>33512615
A better description are vampires dressed as Nazis.

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>>33512449
Not sure there's much I can do without some holy ammunition. I guess I'll just wait for Dracula to show up and swallow London in a see of daemon fire, blood, and the zombies of people he consumed in the past.

If Hellsing vampires then probably die trying futilely to fight them. If regular vamps then it's time to call up the neighborhood militia and get to removing blood sausage.

Flee.

If I make it, start electroplating bullets and selling them as real silver, make a killing.

>>33512449
>Bloody hell chap a whole bloody battalion of Nazi Vampires have invaded your town how would you stop this menace /k/?

Silver balls sprinkled with holy water and crosses etched in them from a cap and ball or shotgun.

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>>33512732
your last name wouldent happen to be goldberg would it?

>>33512555

Silver shrinks

Its pretty hard to cast silver bullets anon. Shotgun or cap and ball with wad

>>33512449
I have it

Silver electroplated bayonets and buck and ball silver coin pieces from shtguns and muskets _UV tactical torches and IR lasers with pressure switches and holy water 40mm grenade rounds made rom airshit bits


Or a water cannon.

>>33512732
>Flee.If I make it, start electroplating bullets and selling them as real silver, make a killing.

How do you electroplate lead genius?

>>33512791

Silver bullets are also too hard to properly engage rifling resulting in poor accuracy. Silver buckshot is def the way to go.

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Looks like a challeger for
G.I.JEW
THE SHEKELCASTER

>>33512449

Be happy that it's not a group of feminists.

>>33512449
>tfw virgin

If you can't beat them, join 'em

>>33512826
The same way you electroplate other metals.
>>33512833
That's wrong though.

>>33512833
Or you could just make a silver core in an otherwise normal bullet

Silver molded projectiles would work best from a shotshell so on top of being a vampire killer they could destroy cryptids as well

>>33512462
BITCHES LOVE CANON!

>>33512904
The only thing Hellsing vampires can keep down is blood though, this means you will have to give up cheetos, fries, cheesecake, beer, steaks, kuo pao chicken, etc.

I bet that's why Alucard alternates between moody and bitchy.

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"hey you guys hiring?"

>>33515956
Better than becoming a ghoul

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>>33515956
You don't really give up steaks, they just become raw, and human shaped.

>>33516485
Except Alucard doesn't EAT human steaks, he just drinks human blood, life as a vampire means you are confined to a LIQUID DIET for eternality, and it's just one liquid, blood, no booze, no smoothies.

>>33516460
At least ghouls still get to eat meat.


Imagine a life where you can never enjoy onion rings and buffalo wings in front of the TV again. You can live forever, wandering the lands, and be reminded everywhere there are food carts that you can never eat again. Imagine all the summer festivals in Japan, all those people walking around with sticks of fried squid and dango. Imagine medieval time festivals with drumsticks. Imagine watching the fireworks at the Canadian National Exhibit, and people around you feasting on funnel cakes, fried corndogs, cronut burgers, fried butter - you might not be able to smell the food anymore, but you will probably remember a time when it was delicious, when you have a varied choice of food instead of just blood.

If you live centuries there will be new food, but now you'll never know how they are supposed to taste.

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>>33515956
Why couldn't it be werewolves?

>>33516925
not everyone is a furry fag

>>33516925
The Millenium group only has one werewolf though.

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Join them ofc.

Friendly reminder that silver alone means nothing.

Silver bullets for monster hunting were made from melting down a blessed crucifix from the crusades taken from a cathedral.

Any old silver will not suffice.

>>33516718
>blood smoothies

>>33512449
>Niggas are super fast super strong, and equipped with super powered versions of ww2 weapons
>Also trained
>even able to take on a whole unit of elite mercs without breaking a sweat once they got close enough
Yeah na, unless I'm some super powered vamp myself I'm dead as fuck

>>33512449
>how would you stop this menace /k/?

Why would I want too? Fuck where do I sign up?

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>>33512449
How do I join them?

>>33517390
I suppose there is the option of making blood gelato as well, but as a /ck/ who plans to commit suicide in my old age by consuming fried butter etc, life as a vampire would be too bleakwith such a limited menu.

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>>33516925
Isn't that a rob zombie song?

>>33512449
нa мoю пoзицию

>>33517401
>equipped with super powered versions of ww2 weapons
Nigger what? They literally are just WWII weapons. No upgrades or anything.

>>33512449
decapitate all the heathen bastards of course.

Also praise the sun while I do it because dawn literally just broke 2 minutes ago.


I mean it's not like I got that enfield bayonet blessed for no reason, granted the reason was "fuck it why not?"

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>>33512449
>Nazi Vampires
>stop this menace
I wouldn't.

>melt silver
>drop into water for spheres
>glue into 10mm JHP
>???
>profit

>>33518494
/pol/ pls

>>33518347
>decapitate all the heathen bastards of course.

I thought you don't do crusades anymore!

>>33518274
I remember the ROF and magazine capacities being way higher than irl. Though that could've just been a stylistic choice.

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>>33518860
Stay butthurt.

>>33518980
I'm not the one idolizing baby-eating Nazi vampires

>>33519053
Not >>33518980
But i read that as nazi eating baby vampires for some reason.

>>33518895
It's not a crusade, it's just monday.

>>33519075
Well I mean they do

>>33519075
I could see Nazi-eating baby vampires being a thing in Hellsing

It's just crazy enough to work

>>33519100
>Awww look at the cute little nursery hans...It would be such a shame if something were to happen to it.
>Mein gotte! Hans, Hans.... how could this happen they were just babies....
>NO STAY AWAY!
>*more crunching noises and sastified baby babbling*

>>33519093
You're saying that we could have won WW2 by unleashing a horde of baby vampires?

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>>33519146
Fucking probably. Just not the japs though they'll drop those babies like nothing.

I also misread the first post.

>>33512779
Nah, Silverman.

>>33512449
>like I would try to stop them and not do everything in my power to join them

>>33519146
Pretty much. WW2 was won by a teenage vampire and shota butler, doncha know

>>33512449
Incindiary ammo
How is this even a question

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>>33519053
And I'm not the blubbering vagina who is too wimpy to idealize baby-eating Nazi vampires.

>>33519145
I'd watch it.

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>>33519297
*blocks your path*

>>33512811
>tfw an army of Nazi Vampires(TM) is beaten back by anon and the pope's Supersoaker

>>33518895
It's """peacekeeping."""

>>33512670
You could also start a big bonfire because it's a decent bet that high gen kindred can't make the fear check.

>>33512449
>Bloody hell chap a whole bloody battalion of Nazi Vampires have invaded your town how would you stop this menace /k/?
I would deploy my soviet werewolves, OBVIOUSLY.
seriously, OP, you are not even trying anymore

>>33512449
start dacing drenched in garlic juice and covered head to toe with uv flashlights duh

>>33519506
Good idea, herd them together with bonfires throughout the city, then mow them down with chopper-mounted brrrrtgats then douse the area with napalm when they're all in torpor.

>>33519442
>>33512811
Water cannon seems like a good idea. Or maybe some sort of machete-launcher, Supernatural their asses into oblivion.
Machete launcher would be cool.

>already have reloading presses for 9mm, .45, and .308 win
>blowtorch and cast iron pot
>melt down family thanksgiving silver
>use jacket dies to cast raw lead bullets in said silver
>lube, reload as usual

Also mix minced garlic cologne in generous quantities.

Get holy water from the nearest church and have a squirt gun war against them

>>33512702

So If /pol/ and /x/ had children?

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>>33512449
Fortify my home against the ghouls, bless a bunch of water to make it holy water and soak myself with it, shoot any ghouls that approach, and beg Seras to bite me since I'm a virgin anyways.

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>>33512449
>how would you stop this menace?
>stop

I would join them

And I, for one, welcome our Nazi vampire overlords.

I would like to remember that my STD-free blood is kinda delicious and that my love for the Fuhrer and the fact that I can rock a Hugo Boss uniform very well make me a great addiction to your undead and unwavering ranks.

>>33519100
Well I mean they do eat babies

>>33517300
And it's not the one with the furry ears, that's a cat boy. The werewolf is the one who doesn't seem to be capable of speech.

>>33515956
OMG, I just figured out why Alucard crashed the antique car into Britain's first and last Dairy Queen, and it wasn't because he ran out of goats. Poor jealous bastard, can't have ice cream.

>>33512481
lol

>>33517387
Can't they just have a priest bless a bunch of silver?

There was a part in Alan Moore's Forty-Niners, where Joanne of Arc (don't ask what she's doing there) left in the middle of a vampire attack on the police station in order to bless the water reservoir, the police then hook the firehose onto the hydrants and hose the vampires.

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>>33522083
Can't literally anything be blessed? Guns, bullets, my house? Heck, who says a priest needs to do it, I see no reason I can't bless my own stuff.

Waive white flag and ask to join them
I'm a nationalist, Nazis are the closest I'll ever get to what I want politically so I might as well kill some globalists and leftists while I can

Don't be a Britbong.
Case closed

>>33522832

I think you have to reaaaaallly believe in the blessing, and most people don't have that amount of faith, of any sort.

Ever read Salem's Lot by Stephen King? You totally should, it's a really short novel because he wrote it back before he found it impossible not to outdo a phone book.

There is a very crucial scene where the importance of having faith in the forces of GOOD is raised.

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Once I find this one and fuck it into submission, the rest will submit to my authority.

>>33525714
She's dead by this point, famalam