>lol anon please don't shoot up the school! >Please

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>>33505724
>Letting the normies know

>>33505724
>have friends
>damn good friends, always there for you, and you're there for them
>like brothers/sisters
>years and fucking years
>they even know you love guns, some even frequently discuss them
>finally someone fucking says it.
>"anon, I'm gonna hear about you in the news someday"
Motherfucker, you CC a modern "scary" pistol.
I collect fucking relics.
WHY THE HELL AM I THE ONE ACCUSED OF BEING THE NUTJOB EVEN THOUGH I'M SOCIAL AND ONLY ENJOY OLD SHIT??!?!?!?!?!?!
This fucker owns an AR.
I should know: I had to help him with it being jammed so damn hard it wouldn't let the bolt retract.
I've helped him run pistol drills.
Yeah I have an AK.
I have a pistol or two.
But fuck man, I have seven bolt actions, and not one of them was made past 1953.
I don't even hunt.

>>33505771
He's not concerned about your guns, he's concerned about you flying off the handle and escalating minor disputes into heated arguments. He knows you're going to draw down on someone one day over an argument about someone stealing your waifu.

>>33505806
But I've never done that...
I've never so much as raised my voice for someone getting pissy at me.
I've had people spill shit on me, slam shit in my face on purpose, kick the shit out of me, etc.
I collect firearms to punch holes in paper with.

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The weak should fear the strong.

>>33505838

Have you tried being less autistic and creepy?
I did that back in the 8th grade, and had great results.
Went from being voted most likely to become a serial killer, to one of the most popular kids in school in just a couple years.

>inb4 "i'm not autistic and creepy"
Yes you are. Normies smell it a mile away.
Just accept it and change your outward appearance and mannerisms. It's easier this way.

>>33505771
>WHY WOULD I BE THE ONE TO GO MASS SHOOTER! If D ANYIBE WOULD DO IT ITS YOU YOU OWN BABBY KILLING ASSAULT RIFLES REEEEEE

He probably said it because your friends think you're a cunt. The way you react to this makes me think they should be worried about your mental health

>>33505862
But I dress normally, take good care of myself, don't talk firearms 24/7 (varied hobbies) and overall am well adjusted.

And I know what it is to change to being less "creepy", I changed already.

It's only the one dude who's made the comment, he's just made it several times.

>>33505771
lol anon please don't shoot up the school!

>>33505867
It's just a matter of questioning why I'm the bad guy even though we have the same hobby.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndRkZ2ukYE

>>33505916
The fuck.
Why.

And as a side question, why do we glorify these bastards who not only hurt a good number of people but in the process also fucked us in the ass?
Why do we remember them as anything but shitstains on the underwear of history?

>>33505880
Then he's probably projecting/asking for help and he is planning to go for a high score at the closest venue.

Side thought, why hasn't anyone gone for a restaurant yet? Everyone is nice and close, seated behind tables where it's not easy to get out, there are limited exits, and everyone is in nice neat rows.

>>33505943
Memes

>>33505950
There was the slime who did the gay nightclub.
Fucking muslims man.

>>33505880

>It's only the one dude who's made the comment, he's just made it several times.

Oh, why didn't you say so?
You made it sound like this is common thing.
Never mind then, your friend is probably just dumb.

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>>33505724
>mfw

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>>33505943
>I can't read
Also memes

>>33505970
The funny part is that out of all of them he's the only one with any significant amount of guns.

I work with normies, live around normies, pass time with normies.
None of them complain. It's just kinda...sad I guess. Words don't normally hurt but those did.
>>33505961
Huh. Guess that's why Hitler's a thing still.
I wonder why they haven't become a bit of a joke like hitler has?
Time, perhaps?

>>33505982
Okay. I'll bite, I didn't watch the video.
Didn't really want it on my watch history.

Did I completelyissnthe point or something?

>>33505990

It might actually be your friend who is the autist.
If you had significant lingering autistic tendencies, other normies would have picked up on them by now.

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>>33505999
Basically it was a shitty music video with a trash tier MSNBC re-enactment of Columbine and a "Bullying and exclusion lead to this!" ending.

>>33505950
There was that chocolate cafe in Australia.

>>33506012
Gotcha.
>>33505999
Fucking autocorrect, picking some words to fuck up and others to leave in the shitter.
>>33506002
Thanks /k/omrade.
That's been fucking with my head for a while.

>>33505724
>lol anon please don't shoot up the school!
>Please don't shoot up the school anon


>not immediately doing your best Freud impression and saying "And what brought you to 'zat conclusion anon? Do you have urges 'zat of some kind?"

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>>33505964
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you


Seriously
A night club isn't a resturant.

It's a night club.

Completely different venue.

>own an AR
>friends love shooting it with me
>girlfriend doesn't understand what an "assualt rifle" is and doesn't care
>live a pleasant life
>she's more interested in talking about cars with me
Feels good, man

>>33506575
I smell faggotry here.

Would putting on a serious face and saying "you're first" solve this problem?

>>33508008
no that just unnecessarily escalates shit.

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>having christmas dinner with family
>gun control somehow comes up
>oh anon loves guns i'm sure he's so fond of our opinions
>don't say anything
>i don't want to be around if he ever snaps!
>everyone fucking laughs except me
>get up without saying anything and shove the chair over onto the floor
>walk outside as mom is telling me to come back
>don't say anything
>get in truck and leave
>haven't spoke to any of them since

every fucking year since 2008 this snap joke came up and i tolerated it, i barely speak to these fuckers and i only show up to be polite and take pictures with them

fuck this they're dead to me

>>33505894
Because you are acting like an autist over a simple joke

>>33510414
>act like an autist
>get called an autist
>hurrr durr y tho
It's totally your decision to cut people like that out of your life, but the way you acted made you seem like an unstable cunt, especially to people who already had a negative opinion of you.

>>33510521
>act like an autist
>get called an autist

right, because showing up to a social event where you bought most of the food and being perfectly polite and nice is autistic behavior warranting you being singled out by your entire family for sick entertainment based on political differences every fucking year

>>33505771
i think your friend might be right

>>33510581
>sick entertainment

Can't handle the bantz. You're supposed to crack back at them with some normie joke so they know you aren't crazy. It's a shit test, you failed.

>>33510414
Way to act like an autist and confirm their fucking biases.

>>33505838
>I let Tyrone fuck my girlfriend and I don't even get mad

>>33510611
>just sit there and give them more shit to throw at you
>hurdur autist

you sound like the retard, bud

>>33510611
Why should he be so worried about proving anything to them? You sound like a teenager, obsessed with what everyone thinks of them.

>>33510650
>Haha you guys, I guess you aren't coming to my house for the zombie apocalypse then. Did anyone see the walking dead this week, OMG.

I was born without turboautism and an eggshell skill.

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>>33505838
>he doesnt gather weapons and ammo to prepare for the breakdown of modern society

Bored bump