So I met Hickock45 today >be at gun show >in line to get

Picture with Gun Grandpa is #1 con get. Good job, anon.

>tfw you will never meet Grandpa /k/
I wanna die

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"Not so fast there, pardner."

>This man blocks your path to a dirt cheap Lee Enfield.
>How do you proceed?

>>33502337
I like your friend's jacket

>>33502337
Your friend has a tard build, is he a tard?

>>33502470
I was stoked. I could hardly believe it was him.

>>33502528
Nah, just a normal manlet

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>>33502337
>Schlumpftarn

>>33502337
Maybe the little guy is just squatting?

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>>33502337
>cucked out of a Lee-Enfield by hickock

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>>33502483
>ywn sell your lee enfield to hickock for double another man's offer
>ywn see your lee enfield pop up in a hickock video

Has hickok done an enfield video? Will anon get to see his gun on camera?

>yfw you realize hickocks cock is probably the size of your forearm just based on average proportions and how massive the rest of him is

>>33502337
>TFW taller than Hickock by 2 inches

Life is gud

>>33502599
His hands were the biggest ones I've ever seen. I have somewhat large hands but I felt like a little baby.

>>33502337
That's a nice shirt, OP.

>>33502610
Buying clothes that fit sucks pretty bad though.

Source:
>am as tall as hickok

>>33502587
Yeah, I know he's done a mk4 and John did a video on the mk3 recently

>>33502957
>Buying clothes that fit sucks pretty bad though.

Yup..

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>>33502337
he looks dead inside

>>33502337
You look like shit OP I don't even need to see your face.

>>33502599
he's got an hi-cock

ba dum tss

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>>33503042
B I G C O C K 4 5
(pic related)

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>>33503030

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>>33502337
i looks like i definitely missed at least one manlet.

>>33503262
Yes you did, Mr Hitler. You have unfinished business.

> coming this summer
> to a theatre near you
> put on your gas masks
> cus this chamber is about to get red hot
> HITLER 2: LOCKED AND RELOADED

>>33502337
My grandfather sold him a M1 Carbine at a show in Louisville, Kentucky this fall. He said he was really interesting to talk to. Hopefully that M1 will be in one of his videos; if it isn't already. I wouldn't know. I haven't seen any of his newer videos.

>>33502337
he is a big man

>>33503426
4yu

>>33503416
Neat.
He was super chill. I didn't talk to him for that long but he did seem really interesting.

>>33503416
Was it an Inland? If so..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFqt25BxvFM

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>>33502337
>Freind is the manlet
Your the short guy arnt you?

>>33502337
I saw Hicock45 at a grocery store in Tennessee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen 2 Liters in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the 2 Liters and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each 2 Liter and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>33503416
Oh shit, I'm near Louisville.

I went to the Louisville gun show once. Maybe I should start going again, might run into hickock.

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>>33503693
It's a German surplus TRACKSUIT top, yes he's a /k/ommando and very likely OP.

:^) I have the same one and like it.

>>33504007
Nah I'm on the left. I have an identical one tho

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>>33504194

>>33503693
>story is about selling a lee enfield
>guy on the left clearly holding a lee enfield