Recent pic of me at my local militia meetup. What secondary

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>>33478993
a ProForm ZT6A

A gym membership

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>>33478993
Liposuction machine?

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>>33478993
You need to get a tactical tutu.

>>33478993
OP you dunce, people told you to get some FAMAS, not some FAT MASS.
I blame common core.

>>33478993
Underestimating that guy would get you killed, assuming not airshit, especially since he'd be so easy to avoid. Obviously practices shooting somewhat, maybe ten minutes here and there but enough to get some cocky little twat who thinks he's going to loot fatso's survival cookies during nuclear war.

>>33478993
He already has a secondary weapon holsters

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>>33479004
Kek

Guys it's a tactical EDC extended duration nutrition pack

>>33479580
I don't think he's missed a nutrition pack yet

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>>33479664

isnt larry vickers sponsored by wilson combat?

>>33478993
Tactical onion rings

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>>33478993

With a Steyr AUG as your primary, the second should definitely be a Jagdkommando combat knife.

>>33479541
Underestimating anyone could get you killed. But most people would see that ball of blubber glistening with sweat a few hundred yards away.

>>33479725
And that's when he gets ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

>>33479725
a few hundred yards? without obstruction you can see the sun crest the horizon at about 3 miles away, so id say a few hundred yards is pretty conservative

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>>33479710

No.

Glock field knife doubles as an AUG bayonet.

>>33479764
Wow. That knife woild have went through him and hit his neighbors house had he fallen down.

>>33479774
I was being conservative with my estimate. You would probably see the trees moving and water ripple, like in Jurassic park first.

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>>33478993
A man portable trebuchet where you launch your fat ass logs at the enemy.

>>33479817
no they dontä

I'm op and wtf? Where are the secondary weapon recommendations? All I see is jokes and cheap throwaways about me being a larger man.

>>33480449
Get a blunderbus

Bow...flex

>>33479030
Fucking faggot.

>>33479710

That is a very expensive orange juicer.

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>>33479710
Do you actually believe this knife is legit equipment of the Jagdkommando unit?

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>>33480082

Yeah they do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWUdnr6RBnY

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>>33478993
He does go outside and move around getting better with his aim. How is the rest of /k/ doing?

>>33481194

OP is a warrior, a sheepdog that protects the sheep from thw wolves. Yet there are people calling him "fat" for doing so.

What you see as "fat" is what OP sees as "extra ration packs" he'll need them out protecting your ass, earn some respect.

>>33478993
Those are the same pants Leonardo DiCaprio wore in Blood Diamond!

size 72

fuk tese american lyers

op is stronk and is tru war man

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>ITT

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>>33481077
Nice dubs, but that's not the best fast food sandwich.
For me, it's the McChicken. Intelligent, nihilistic, with a WICKED sense of humor. I usually ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>33485793
McChicken sauce?

>>33486083
mayo/jizz depending on the workers mood and if they like you or hate you

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>>33478993
old gear queer pic

>>33480024
>be Inna happening
>truck breaks down near a forest
>at least the rain has stopped
>faint thuds can be heard
>the puddles begin to ripple
>as you tactically get out of truck and begin to draw nugget, autistic screeching is heard
>Thuds now much louder and faster
>trees begin to fall
>slim bursts from the treeline, screeching as he shoulders his airsoft
And that was how you ate well for a month

>>33480652
He'd need a blubber-bus to get him in any sort of effective range

>>33486358
So pretty much 100% jizz

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>>33479541
>Underestimating that guy would get you killed, assuming not airshit, especially since he'd be so easy to avoid. Obviously practices shooting somewhat, maybe ten minutes here and there but enough to get some cocky little twat who thinks he's going to loot fatso's survival cookies during nuclear war.

In a post-apocalytic hell hole, the only thing you can assume about a fat, unfit lardass with a gun; is that he knows how to kill things with that gun and eat them.

>>33478993
A cyanide capsule.
Make sure to get plenty of practice in.

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>>33479710
He - he put that thing on me! He made me wear it!

>>33486814
That's probably why Samwell Tarly earned the title slayer. He managed to remain fat throughout the hardships the watch suffered so he must have been killing and eating a lot of stuff.

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>>33487093
And week by week, no one stopped to consider why there where less of the watch...

>>33479004
fpbp

>>33487031
Top kek

>>33487093

Didn't they even make him the supply guy as well?
>take the fattest fuck ever, put him in charge of the food

>>33480799
I'm a member of the Jagdkommando and I can certify that we use it during our gay orgies. The sheet doubles as an excellent buttplug.

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>>33478993
/k/ needs its own guide about how to get /fit/.

Pic unrelated.

>>33478993
a treadmill

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>>33479725
If you're downhill, those few hundred yards could be closed within seconds.

>>33487418
>If you're downhill, those few hundred yards could be closed within seconds.
In cycling, there's actually a sub-discipline called descender. It's the only part of competitive cycling where a big guy has an advantage.

>>33487249
disgusting!

you know that you have to be 18 to smoke, don't you?

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is this proper trigger discipline?

>>33487162
>Didn't they even make him the supply guy as well?
No, he was numbers and reading guy. Because he could count and read which is kind of a superpower in the watch.

Technically, Jon Snow had more to do with the food. He at least carried meals around for the lord commander.

>>33487102
>And week by week, no one stopped to consider why there where less of the watch...
Counting wasn't their strong point, see above.