Alright, which one of you was this? http://www.al.com/news/

>>33468968
>falls from body cavity
>it just FELL OUT of his ass
This guy puts goatse to shape.

>>33468968
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPBBTBHTBTBHTTHTH

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>>33468968
>Officer thinks the guy shit himself
>Its a gun

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>When they arrived at the jail, corrections officers noticed Roberts appeared to be walking "strangely," Young said.

>Asked about the incident, Sheriff Mike Blakely said, " 'It' happens," according to the news release.

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>>33468968

Professor told class be time he wished he had the X-ray of a prisoner with a gun in his ass.

Saw one article about a big black guy that hid a gun in the folds of his fat.

>>33469182
>Clunk on tile floor
> He must be eating too much iron.

>>33468968

I must not watch enough porn or something, because I cannot even imagine how you could stuff a gun up your butthole.

>>33469765

It's not a big gun, but still impressive nonetheless.

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For those of you wondering

>>33469873
That's still quite a feat, unless he only put the barrel or grip up there and kind of let the rest cradle his balls.

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>>33468968
See Morty, this is why you need a reeealy elastic asshole.

>>33469873
>>33469913
Seriously, how could this "fall out" of somebodies asshole? Even if he could get it up there, you'd think it would be in there pretty damn snug.

>>33469937

There's videos of chicks stuffing things like wine bottles and fire extinguishers up their assholes. I'm sure someone could work their way up to fitting a Jimenez in there.

>>33469967
Not the same guy, but wouldn't it grip the gun though because its so stretched out? I find it weird that it just can "fall" out

>>33468968
It says it was Jesse Roberts you blindy.

>>33470860
Try it and see.

>>33468968
You are probably better off asking /tv/

>>33468968

The interesting thing was that it was a Mosin–Nagant.

>>33470860
Jamal's too big

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>>33471018
plot twist, it was an entire dshk weapon system

>>33471149

>Washington prohibits CC'ing a weapon that's over 6 feet in length

It all makes sense now.

p gay

>>33468968
I live not too far away from where this guy is from (Priceville). Any other Bama anons here?

>>33473518
South Alabama here.

Kill me now.

>>33469967
Is your ass really that elastic? I cant those not causing permeant deformation/harm.

I mean some butt stuff is fun every now and then but i cant imagine anything that big to be enjoyable. Is it like bragging rights?

>>33474126
> I cant those not causing permeant deformation
What is anal prolapse.

I hope that fag was just trying to cheek-clench a North American mini revolver. As blown out as Proxy Paige's coal chute might be, I doubt if she could stuff an average CC piece past her turd cutter without the encouragement of a couple solid raps with an 8 pound sledge.

>>33474126
No no no no. It does cause serious permanent damage. That's not something you just walk off.

>>33471149

he must have excellent posture.

>>33468968
>implying he doesn't just eat guns

>>33473518
OP here: from Huntsville

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>>33469656
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Someone shoved a Glock up their ass and posted a pic on here, so anything is possible.

>>33474429
>the encouragement of a couple solid raps with an 8 pound sledge

Well that's an image

>>33469913
>That's still quite a feat,
Well it fell out so he obviously didn't do it right.

>>33469937
>Seriously, how could this "fall out" of somebodies asshole? Even if he could get it up there, you'd think it would be in there pretty damn snug.
He clearly didn't get it all the way in, probably just the barrel or grip. Then his ass pushed it out, the way it will do with anything jammed in the sphincter.

It would have been a bit of insertion and a bit of clenching.

>>33473518
Florence reporting

>>33469916
xDDDDDD

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CCW of the decade award winner right here