>lets make a weapon that produces a loud distinctive noise

>>33467851
>be german in ww2
>hear ping off in the distance
>VE MUST ZHARGE
>get shot by the other 7 guys who still have ammo

>>33467851
>Lets carry empty clips and troll the fuck out of the enemy.

>>33467851
>loud
Nigger you can't hear it from more than 20 feet away with nothing else going on. There's no way in fuck that's gonna be heard at normal combat distances in the middle of a firefight.

>let's make shit threads on /k/ where we perpetuate utter nonsense

>>33467851

>be German
>all I can hear is gun fire
>garand, Thompson, BAR, Mauser, mp40 and mg42 firing
>can't hear Hermann screaming orders right in my ear
>no chance of hearing ping

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>lets make a round that bounces around in the skull turning the brain to liquid

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>>33467905
this tbqh

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>>33467851
Stop it.

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>>33467851
Obligitory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2idYNKWGm4

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>>33467851
Yes, let's.

>>33467851
How to piss /k/

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>>33468077
Not this.

>>33467851
Im gonna find a good quality version of said noise and make it my notifications sound


Right now it's "Cecil!" From welcome to nightvale

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>>33467905
more like
>be German
>stationed at Normandy
>defeaned by machine gunfire and artillery
>Americans have been closing in on my pillbox
>Lieutenant is virtually mute from the ambient noise of battle
>all of a sudden like a fart in an elevator a ever ringing *PING* rips through the lines
>a soft cry of "fuck! out of ammo" is heard as single American is seen fumbling with his Garand
>every German head pops up from behind the line
>with the fury of a panzer charge they burst from their lines zerg rushing the man like ants on a piece of meat
>his fellow Americans are unable to do anything as the endless tide of bodies stream from German pillboxes towards that singular one soldier
>he's swiftly stabbed with a bayonet, crushed and shot
>eventually so many Germans conglomerate on the beach that they're quite literally shoving the remaining Americans into the ocean
>Americans are no longer able to drive a tank on the sand let alone establish a beachhead
>Normandy is defended and America loses the war.

>>33467851

never shot a gun outside of CoD

>>33468143
that .gif made me sadder than it should have

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>>33468143
>let me hand my son a rifle without explaining its basic functions
>how to be a failure as a parent and a human being

>>33468011
not >noodling.jpg
what the FUCK, Richard?!

>>33467851
No one from the other sides ever said they heard it.

It's just Fuddlore.

>>33467851
>a ping so loud that it can be heard over gunshots, explosions and yelling of combat

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>>33468077
Came to the thread to make sure this was posted. Thanks for not disappointing.

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>>33468159

>lets make the most deadly weapon in the world by adding a shoulder thing that goes up

>>33468159
Hey that's not funny, all of my grandfathers died that way

>>33468862
At least yours didn't die in a concentration camp.

i want a text message tone of the garand clip for my phone.

>>33468881
No one's did.

>>33468862
How many of them were black? I bet at least five.

>>33468908
Mine did, laughed so hard he fell out of a guard tower.

>>33468908
>No one's
You piss me off.

>>33468900
This

>>33468917
Trying to start up this joke again

>>33467926
This is actually true.

>>33468900
>>33468153

>>33467863
Or the one that dropped the clip he was holding in his hand.

>>33468557
>Soldiers immediately jumping out of cover while there's still bullets flying just to rush to [muffled ping in the distance]

>>33468646
What the fuck have you done to this image you god damn philistine?

>>33468011
Obviously that's not a catfish.

>>33468646
>1024x576
Who are you trying to ruse?

>designing a gun that'll bite your dick if you trying to do anything funny while reloading
Can't even have a little bit of fun these days.

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>>33467885
>But my grand pappy was a supply sergeant in dubya dubya too and he dun said that would happen all the time. He saw dozens of poor Christian farm boys ran through by hulking blonde Germans. All because that french Canadian faggot Garand designed it that way to undermine our war efforts because he was a secret Communist.
>What do you mean he's lying and is just embellishing his war time experience? That doesn't happen.

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>>33468986
>.22 shot into head
>bounces on skull
>bounces again
>and again
>picking up speed
>skull is now blender for brain smoothie
>round moving at warp speed
>begin autopsy
>open skull
>bullet shoots straight into skull of coroner
>start process over
>after 5 or 6 dead, bullet becomes black hole
>earth consumed

>>33467863
>german in ww2
>be surrounded by deafening noise of battle over 200db loud
>somehow, form 200 meters away, detect the 2db sound of an empty clip eject from a single rifle and hit the groun

thats some superhuman hearing you have there faggot

kys

>>33467891
>let's take everything seriously and reply accordingly

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>>33468159
oh god i'm imagining it

>>33468159
Fucking kek

>>33469370

>I don't know how decibels work

>>33469918
Don't be an idiot.

>>33467851
>Gun is then fully loaded within 1-2 seconds.

How many people here have actually been in a shooting war? Trust me, the first thing you lose in a firefight is your fucking hearing.

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>>33468143

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>>33467926
f u d d WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?

>Let's make a child that's severely autistic

>>33470001
You're the idiot, you idiot. 200db would literally kill you.

>>33469281
>He saw dozens of poor Christian farm boys ran through by hulking blonde Germans

I believe there's a certain video or erotic literature that references that

>>33469370
Jesus christ dude, it's a magazine not a clip.
Triggered yet?

>>33471662
>Jesus christ dude, it's a magazine not a clip.
Are you retarded?

>>33468159
And THAT IS why sidearms were issued. Poor basted must have had a 1917. And a Colt at that

>>33467851

Mannlicher series with one side only en-bloc clips that ping. In 1886.

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>>33471542

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>>33471662
>>33471804
Which one is the bait? We have no way of knowing. This truly is the mystery of our time.

Here's your (you).

>>33471953
The thing that goes 'ping' in a Garand is an empty clip, not an empty magazine.

>>33472030
No shit, dumbass. Posting things that are intentionally wrong in order to gather replies is a passtime here, one that window lickers such as yourself excel at. Please, turn 360° and moonwalk away.

>>33467851

Way to buy the meme son.

Tell me if you're in the middle of a battle with a few hundred men firing guns all around you, artillery shells going off, tanks and planes rumbling by......do you think you could hear the PING!?

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>>33472075
>Please, turn 360° and moonwalk away.

>>33467970
>carefully place 2 layers of sandbags on 2nd story
>collapse your floor

Can you manually load a garand's magazine with individual cartridges, like load 5 or 6 rounds without the enbloc?

>>33472183
Yes. You can also eject a partially empty clip.

>>33472183

no, the enbloc is part of the mechanism, it has the feed lips, without it there is nothing to retain the rounds.

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>>33467926
>some kid in a college class said this during a debate on gun control saying that the caliber of a weapon doesn't matter

>Professor believed him, didn't want to say shit because we are on the same side

god fucking damn it

>>33472075
>merely pretending to be retarded

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>>33472217
>Having a truly autistic level of reading comprehension.
>Never letting anything go over your head.
>Always catching it.
>Your reflexes are too fast.

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>>33472112
>not advising that Anon turn 40,000° in the 4th dimension and moonwalk on out of there next Tuesday

>>33472216
anon, in the binary argument of ' is a gun deadly' this is true, sans-serif absurdity.

>>33471498
>I have no idea what hyperbole is
Stop being an autistic idiot.

>>33471498
>lungs rupture at 200dB
>people in WWII died this way
I see no problem here

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>>33467851

>>33467851
>lets make an OP that shitposts in a distinctive faggoty manner when hes out of friends

said OPs parents

>>33468986
No. Some 14 year old chick was shot in the head in my state a few weeks ago. She's still alive.

>taken at fort custer MI
so YOU were that fuck with that godawful farby ass go-pro on his chest

fuck right off OP

>>33467851
>>lets make a weapon that produces a loud distinctive noise when it's out of ammo


>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33474715
More like
>PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>>33471498
>>33473775
loudest sound possible is 194 dB you cucks

>OTTO! DAS PING!

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>>33468159

>>33472301
>sans-serif
Is this some diamond dozen meme I don't know?

>>33472183
Without the enbloc, the best you can do is single load one directly into the chamber.

With the enbloc, you can load less than 8 rounds, but it's harder with fewer rounds, since the follower needs to be pressed all the way down to release the bolt. With fewer than 8 rounds, that means you have to push your thumb way down in there - possibly causing Garand thumb, which is very hard to get otherwise.

>>33475071
just blade your hand in front of the charging handle
fiddle inside the magwell as much as you want with complete confidence

>>33474715
Imagine if you had a system that would keep playing the sound of gunfire while reloading

that would actually be helpful

>>33475084
Yeah, that's what I do to drop the bolt when I'm done, but I wasn't really thinking in those terms for my post.

>>33472183
Single round - yes. Multiple rounds - not. The clip acts as feeding lips for the magazine.

>>33467851
>weapon needs to be on safe to provide any debris ingress
>disengaging safety is loud and distinctive
>vv3p0N 15 41N3.jpg

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>>33467863
>Be me, GI on muh way to Berlin
>A Kraut Squad blocks my path, I dive for cover as bullets tear apart the empty air behind me.
>I take a few pot shots, and my squadmate pings a garand clip against his helmet on my last shot.
>cleverspud.jpg
>Krauts pop out of cover, thinking our ammo is spent
>We pop their heads like melons thanks to our thirty aught six
>Send out the hounds because I got a seven kill streak
>Mom turns off my xbox because I was supposed to mow the lawn.

>>33472075
>moonwalk
Reddit is that way, my guy

>>33472216
Well, caliber doesn't really matter, unless you're talking about where to shoot.

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>>33475087
>be inna standout
>guy keeping me pinned down is constantly, regularly firing his oldass bolt-action
>literally every second
>mfw I still haven't heard him reload in 30 minutes

>>33467851

>Being able to hear the ping over rifle and machine gun fire


Kek lad

>>33472216
good you played it well. your autism wasn't quite relevant at that moment

>>33468900
I had that for a while.

>>33471834
man-licker, now that's a weird name ready to taunt the clipazine worshipers on /k in the future.

>>33467851
>lets make a thread and show everyone that I've never shot a gun before