So I will be going to Thailand for a month starting this thursday.

5555555er here.

You're better off selling your firearms in the US and repurchasing in Thailand. The cost of finding an importer/exporter and a lawyer is just too much compared to selling and rebuying.

Thailand is arguably better than the cuck states, but it's nowhere near as relaxed as the red states, either. It's definitely as good as it gets in Southeast Asia unless you want to shoot RPGs at cattle in the jungles of Cambodia.

You won't get your assault weapons. And as a farang, you'll need to have property and possibly a job before you'll be allowed to purchase. Self-defense isn't always a qualifying reason for owning firearms - but defense of property is. So get your mandatory sexypat condo and your Toyota Hilux and your three "nieces" first so you can justify protecting something.

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And the locals will be happy to assist you.

>>33453323
>unless you want to shoot RPGs at cattle in the jungles of Cambodia

You say that like I don't want to shoot RPGs at cattle in the jungles of Cambodia.

>>33453350
Please do, and give us photos.

>>33453323
Who said I was white? Sure I might have an American passport, but I can easily get a Thai ID or "bat pa cha chon" with help from my relatives.

>>33453370
I'll be going to Cambodia to shoot a machine gun at cattle, but I will try to find an RPG to shoot.

Why are their guns so fucking expensive? One of these fucking 1911s are like $2000 in USD. Where you can easily buy one of these for like around $700 here in the US.

>>33453393
Most firearms for sale in Thailand are imported from the USA and have some pretty hefty taxes on them.

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>>33453393
Whoops forgot pic.

>>33453334
I bet those "girls" are packing.
If you know what I mean.

>>33453403
Where do you get Nighthawk Customs in the US for $700?

>>33453374
>retiring to Thailand
I literally cannot think of anything more white.

>>33453423
>retiring to my native home in the jungles of Thailand and shooting burmanese niggers that trespass on my property
I can't think of anything more kon thai.

>>33453393

Tax. Basically to keep guns in the hands of the right people. Rich people with the right pedigree are able to give gifts to the right police chief to make sure the application goes through. After that, the absurd tax on it pretty much ensure that the guns will only be bought by rich folks.

>>33453374

Good luck. I can do the same but I'm not anyone's subject. I was seen as a second class citizen over there. They can go fuck themselves.

>>33453460
You must have a tough life is you're passive aggressive towards thai people who bend over backwards for foreigners.

>>33453485

Grew up there. They don't like the wrong kind of foreigner.

>>33453639
I was born in Thailand but was brought here when I was very young. I pretty much have zero memory of my own country nor its customs. And now that I finally came home I really liked it here. I am seriously considering retiring here, plus with the pension I expected to get with 25 in the Dept. I would live like a king here.

>>33453682

Yes you would. Keep up contacts in the States. If you can get papers, do it and run for low level office, especially in rural area.
Be prepared for bribes and gifts to local cops and politicians.

What province or area?

>>33453762
My family was originally from Bangkok province, I have relatives holding high office thanks to my family name here. I have enough influence with police and military that I can probably bring my guns into this country no problem. That being said, things can turn south really quick here, which is why I am hesitant. That and the fucking heat plus humidity.

Reading this entire thread makes me feel... dirty. The bad sweaty kind where you step in dog shit on a hot day. Fuck. And I thought post-Obama America was fup duck. I'm coming to a new appreciation of what I've got left.

>>33453774

If you have influence with the military and police, just get the guns there. Rich folks have guns as an expensive hobby. Depends on how much of an in you have with them, you might get "military" calibers.

Don't do the import thing. Too expensive and risky. Things have a tendency to "get lost" in customs.

It's an open secret that if you want nice stuff, you work for customs.

>>33453793

Folks born here don't have any idea about how bad the common folks have it in other countries. They just don't.

Common Thais have to deal with corruption both major and minor on a daily basis. Don't get me started on the bullshit that is the lese majeste law. Shit's fucked.

>>33453826
>Don't get me started on the bullshit that is the lese majeste law.
That law will be working double shifts with the new king.

>mfw watching that video of the """birthday party""" he had for his dog, where his wife was topless
>no pic related because i have no face

>>33453334
Those are prostitutes waiting for their payout fyi

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>>33454012
Thanks, cap!

>>33453393
what are you, 12? prohibition/restriction keeps prices high and ensures a healthy black market

also, OP we know you're going for a ladyboy adventure. post pics.

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>>33454012
They what?

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>>33454006

Here in all his glory while traveling to Germany.

Lese majeste law are used as a weapon against your political enemies and more.

>>33454006
>that video of the """birthday party""" he had for his dog, where his wife was topless
Got a link?

>>33457230
https://wikileaks.org/wiki/Suppressed_video_of_Thai_Crown_Prince_and_Princess_at_decadent_dog_party

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>>33454012
no, theyre probably his friends. maybe theyre all going to see a movie together or something

>>33457613
>Suppressed_video_of_Thai_Crown_Prince_and_Princess_at_decadent_dog_party
That video was not what I thought it was going to be. Kek.

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American born Thai. Friends and family want me to go back, but that ain't going ever to happen. I'm going to have to figure out how to import the family gun into America though.

>>33458012

That's not hard if those are the guns. However, they will have to be engraved on the receiver with the importer's mark.

There are many small importers who cater to people like you. They'll take care of everything. It might be pricey but if these are heirlooms, it could very well be worth it to you.

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>>33453284
The cheapest thing to do is to rent "day guns" for a daily fee. I was in Phuket and rented a CZ-75 for around $75 for five days. I forgot how many Baht it was. Ask your hotel concierge.

>>33454012
Wow! Deep insight! You must be a very experienced international traveller.

>>33457628
Why would you draw attantion to your nonexistent ass?

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>>33458327
It's from the mangina

>>33458325
You can do that? Like carrying it around on your person, legally? Pretty cool.

>>33458327
shes a very proactive hooker

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>>33458465
No. I'm just fucking with you. They do sell shitty tasers and novelty knives at markets, but that stuff is junk. I did buy a laser pointer that could light cigarettes, which is pretty cool. If you're visiting I wouldn't worry about self defense, the locals don't fuck with tourists. Just pay your hooker what he/she says and don't pick fights with the other tourists.

If you're moving there >>33458294 talks about importing that stuff there.

>>33454012
I bet they are just waiting to use the ATM.

>>33453826
These guns have sentimental value.

>>33457613
>>33454096
OP here, remind me to delete my browsing history before we land.

>>33453415
Where can you get nighthawk customs for 2000 in the US? I was thinking they started in the 2500 to 3000 range?

>>33459541
On craigslist.

>>33453284
Canada has private gun ownership

>>33460293
Canada is cucked.

>>33453423
For real. The time I visited half of the people you see in touristy spots are Aussies.

>>33457613
It ain't worth being King unless it lets you live life as a degenerate.

>>33460293

but we have no property rights.

>>33454012
No, you fucking idiot; those are prostitutes memorizing his pin number so he can later be robbed after paying them off for sexual endeavors. Shit maybe even before. Fucking moron.

>>33459392
He just told you there is a good chance they will disappear. If they mean something to you, find another way to bring them over. Perhaps on a boat you yourself are on?
This is of course a trip i would take a couple times just to know how it went.