>Heh Heh Heh >How bout that >Heh Heh Heh >Let's

>>33448191
god bless that man

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>*sneaks up behind you*
>"Where do you think you're going with that pot, son?"

>>33448191
Keep the hood safe, H.

>>33448191
That man must have helped the local watermelon growers kids through college

>>33448191
literally the reason I own guns

God damn, I both love and hate that man.
He's basically comfy fpsrussia, but I still enjoy him.

>>33448191
>Time to smoke some pot -Hickok45

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>>33448191

>>33448191
Hickok45 is the best Youtuber. he is also a fuckin' deadshot

>>33449398
Saved.

>>33448191
You forgot to mention federal ammo faggot

>>33448191
>Hickok is a shill

Yes, he himself owns all the guns he shoots, and all the ammo he shoots


Sponsorship isn't shilling.

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Gun asmr

I saw Hicock45at a grocery store in Tennessee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen 2 Liters in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the 2 Liters and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each 2 Liter and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

gay

>>33450834
wow really?

>>33452616
fyi this is copypasta my friend

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I unironically watch every episode even though he loves every gun and everything is great.

Maybe life really is good

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>>33453086
>Maybe life really is good

No, no it isn't.

>>33448614
>Y-you're a big guy...


>>33450313
Wait, what? No he doesn't. He's usually very transparent about the guns he shows on his channel, and I would say that 30-50% of them are loaner guns, either provided by Bud's or by some friend or subscriber.

>>33450313
t. military arms channel proud sponsor of Israel and ZQI Ammo

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>>33448614
hickok big cock 45 is a true american hero, sto lat sto lat!

>>33453086
With his own personal back yard range and any gun he can ask for goddamn I can imagine life is pretty good

>>33452095
delet urself

>you will never have hickok45 as your grandpa

is life really that good?

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>>33449398

>>33454167
keep the hood safe, H

>>33448191
Still salty he bad mouthed /k/?

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>john rolls him out to the table in his wheelchair
>helps him stand up
>hands over the gun
>heh heh oooh boy look what we got here huh
>aint it a beauty
>imma try and reach out and touch the gong!
>pew
>pew
>hehe having a hard time seein
>pew
>pew
>wooo boy that gong sure is getting elusive
>pew
>pew
>sorry there folks...my eyes aint what they used to be
>l-lets go to some 2 liters
>pew
>pew
>FZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>haha looks like I got em
>lets go over here to the table...
>sits back down in his wheelchair to discuss the firearm
>dozes off slightly...
>video ends with john pushing the wheelchair back to the house

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>>33454194
stop

>>33454167
keep safe hood h

>>33454194
delet this

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Fuck everyone who dares to say a word against The Teach.

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>>33454194
DELET

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe, H

>heh heh heh
>here we have this 2mm Kolibri, It has no sights, I don't know were the to aim but lets see if we can wake up the gong
>Dead center
>heh heh would you look at that, thanks buds

>>33448191
truly a the stuff of legend

>>33454401
>Kolibri
I want to see him shoot this, he will only be able to get his pinky in the trigger guard.

>>33454487
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2mm_Kolibri
They don't have one, but yeah it would be funny to see his trashcan sized hands try to operate that tiny gun.

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe H, you glorious man

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe, H

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>>33454191
Proofs?

>>33452656
Hello newfriend.

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe, H

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Federal ammoCOCK45

>>33454608
I don't have the screenshot, but he said he tried to lurk /k/ once and just found inane commentary.

Tbqh you can't really fault him for lying but what else would you expect from a Bhutanese cattle futures trading forum?

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe, H

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe H

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>>33454194

>>33454167
i fuckin hate this shitty spam

>>33449398

suck my flaccid penis you soggy skinned zombie...I-i mean keep the hood safe h-hache.

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>>33454194

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe H.

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe H

>>33454342
holy fuck he regularly hits the gong from 240 feet with a pistol? what a fucking legend

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>>33448191
> Today we're going to be shooting some Federal Ammo
> That 2-liter over there is a real nasty dude, we have to take eem out
*bang*
> I just loooove shooting these slugs, they really get the job done

>>33453086

He didn't like that Hi-Point handgun.

>>33454167

keep the hood safe, H.

>>33452616
All the stories you hear on this board are works of fiction.

>>33452616

>not knowing the Ryan Gosling pasta and its many variations

>>33455263
But, Anon, /k/ has inane commentary. With the types of threads he could've encountered, he could very easily have come to that conclusion. He is probably a normalfag.

>>33454194
Fuck you man, I didn't come here to cry.

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe, H

Keep the hood safe, H

>>33454167
Keep the hood safe, H

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>>33454194

>>33454194
DELET OR YOU BECOME GONG

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>>33454167
keep the hood safe h

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

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>>33454167

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

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>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>not having a drum mag on your Thompson

>>33455263
that was a shop

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H

>>33454167
keep the hood safe H