>talked to an army recruiter in high school >they wont

>>33446184
Thats their game. My bud was thinking about the marines and just didn't show for meps. Stalked him for months. Literally came to the niggas house and work wanting to talk to him

>>33446184
Tell them that you went to basic like a year ago and got hurt and discharged. they'll leave you alone.

Go talk to a Marine recruiter. The Army will stop harassing you because they will see you are not interesting in the Army. They do not want someone who is indecisive. The Marine recruiters do not call potential recruits because they want a self starter, someone who doesnt need to be harassed.

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>>33446217
>tfw talked to a recruiter about getting a waiver for a Perm DQ 4 years ago
>He hasn't called back in a week

>>33446184
Call your lgbt support group-

>>33446184

How about you stop being a coward and enlist?

>>33446217
>late at night
>moon in the sky
>no clouds
>windy
>anons friend hears tapping on window
>thinks its the tree branches hitting the open glass window
>gets out of bed and walks up to window to shut them
>opens curtains
>"HEY, THERE, ANON! YOU PUT ANY THOUGHT INTO YOUR ROLE?!
>HOW ABOUT INFANTRY?!
>C'MON, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AT RED LOBSTER!
>6'8 bald dude in ACU has his face pressed up against the glass with a clown-tier smile on his face sitting on one of the tree branches
>taps the glass with a pen and presses a paper copy of an ASVAB exam
>"I'LL GIVE YOU AN SIGNING BONUS!"

Recruiters are crazy, bro.

>>33446184
Huh. Army never once called me back. That's why I joined the Corps.

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>>33446457

>>33446397

> Oy why don't you go die for globalists? are you a coward goyim?

>>33446272
>Marines don't call people
Ha ha gud 1 m8

>>33446184
>Buddy joined the navy 4 years ago
>On his advice talk to a recruiter because I had questions and was considering enlisting if I couldn't find a job.
>Get job don't go back
>Boss tells me that someone is asking to talk to me
>Navy recruiters showed up at my job to talk about enlisting
>I never told them where I worked and have no idea how they found out
>They show up reguarlly every few months for years
>Move out of state
>Get a new job
>Second week navy recruiters show up
How in the fuck?

>>33446495
good post. very original

>>33446992
Three words for you brother:
Nineteen eighty-motherfuckin four!

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>>33446184
lol we used to call up the recruiter when 3 or 4 of us were sitting around watching TV/playing console and shit-post IRL over the phone

NO GOYIM, you need to die for israel

>>33447020
>t. ((()))

>>33447020
good goy

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>>33446992
They can track you

>>33446992
What do you think the Office of Naval Intelligence does for a living?

>>33446457
>C'MON, WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AT RED LOBSTER!

holy shit

recruiters are cringelords

>>33447020
good goy

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>>33447204
>>33447337
>>33449614
Guys can you fuck off?

>>33446184
>talked to Chair Force recruiters in high school
>would call me at 8 a.m. on saturdays

I was trying to sleep in a little you fuckers.

>>33446184
>Canada
>Nail aptitude test
>Healthy, strongish
>Don't lie about past weed use
>Don't lie about drinking booze

"Sorry. You drink too much"

Just another retards' life in Gooseland

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>>33446457

>>33449741

goyposting is hardly /pol/ specific.

>>33449741
I'm not sure which one is worse

>>33446184
>Sweden
>pass all the exams
>psychology interviewer gets amazed by my intelligence score
>huge lack of soldiers forces them to accept pretty much anyone they can
>can't join because >you don't live in an area with a recruiting regiment


I couldn't even move to an area that had active recruitment because of the shitty system they have put in place.

No wonder less than half the required spots for recruits the military has gets filled.

>>33449938
Kek

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>>33449741

>>33446272
I got a 99 on the ASVAB in high school. I was getting mail and calls from a USMC recruiter until I'd been in the USAF for a year.

>>33450509
Hey look guys! A newfag that doesn't know what Willis comics are!

>>33446184
I constantly hear of people that get harassed like this, but has anyone actually told them to stop or gave them a reason to?

I told my local guy that I have direction in life that doesn't include the fucking National Guard, so stop. And sure as hell, they stop. They're right nice folk if you talk to them about it and why you aren't interested.

>it shouldn't be this hard, damnit

"YOU'LL BE IN THE BEST SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE"
He said that easily 20 times.
Like don't be pushy.

>>33450509
>/pol/ shitting on willis

And this is part of a myriad of reasons why nobody who claims /k/ as a home board will ever like you.

>>33446184
You should also avoid donating money to any cause because they will send you junk mail and harass you for phone calls forever. Same thing happened when I bought tickets to the symphony 1 time years ago.

>>33450509
/pol/ please go

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>>33446184
roll dubs and will OP posts messages

>>33449741
cringe

>>33450633
Has it ever occurred to you that they are daddy-issue attention seekers?

>>33450806
Rollan:
I need a big strong man to tie me down and forcefully insert pp in bum

>>33449741

>Club them to death

t.noguns

>>33446184
Show us the message

>>33450806
>inb4 sexual requests

>>33446184

Stop being a bitch and tell them you are no longer interested.

What are they gonna do? Knock you out, and drop you off at the nearest camp?

>>33446184
Tell them you have Paroxysmal supra ventricular tachycardia

They'll never call again

>>33447020
good goy

>>33446457
Lel, why is it always red lobster? Do they have a deal with the military or something.

>>33446272
Hahaha good one hero, you ever think about the infantry soldier? Yeah, future Marine, you'd fit right in with the rest of the poolees, how about I give you a call once a week to remind you to drink our kool-aid? Sender Fragilis.

>>33446184
>Go to recruiter
>Take ASVAB and get a 96
>Get a college ROTC contract to a Senior Military College
>About to commission
>Still getting calls from Army recruiters asking if I've changed my mind about enlisting

How long do they keep your shit on file?

>>33446184
My experience was opposite.
>Go to army recruiter
>some pajeet
>Make an appointment to see him later in week
>show up, he isn't there
>talk to some other guy
>pajeet calls me next week "ready 2 enlist!"
never called me again.

My shitty community college passed my phone number along to a Marines recruiter because I have a decent GPA. Fucker keeps texting me about trying to get me to join to do IT.

>>33450677
>/k/ hates Willis until it's convenient
wew tbqh lad

>>33446184
Same thing happened to me. I just told them to fuck off. They did...

>>33455406
What smc?

>>33455894
Texas A&M

>>33453136
>actually had SVT
>never met another person besides a doctor who knew what that was

Highly doubt that'd keep you out since the surgery is so easy now, unless paroxysmal means they can't Nick the nerve to fix it.

>>33446184
Wow lucky you op I got perma DQ'd at MEPS and now recruiters tell me to fuck off as soon as they look into anything about me. I pray everyday that Trump fucking hurries up and starts the surge again.

>>33454238
>go to red lobster with gf
>every table is occupied by bald army recruiters and uncomfortable looking people
>even waitresses and cooks are army recruiters
>"welcome to red lobster, have you thought about infantry?"

>>33446184
Why not just open the door naked and with a gun in hand and tell them to fuck off, it works with Witnesses

>>33457410
>get your order
>look down at lobsters claw
>piece of rolled up paper pinched between them
>take it out and unroll it
>"Have you thought about infantry?"

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>>33457410

>"welcome to red lobster, have you thought about infantry?"

>>33446314
Yeah that shit is bs, even moar with a re3.
>felon? got a waiver for that
>behind childsupport, got a waiver for that
>not a us civie, oh we got tons of waivers
>Oh I see hear your a stacked out 11b with a fuckload of medical training, oh re3 i see, uhuh yeah we don't have waivers.

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>mfw recruiters call

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>>33457410
>Go to sign check
>It's actually an enlistment contract.
>Nicetry.png

>>33458184
>Be me
>Military school for six months
>Half of staff pushing enlistment hard
>Me and my friends laugh it off
>Starts getting serious
>Every branch visits
>The jokes begin.

Walk into office thinking you're about to get smoked.
Salute, just as you go to sit down a shadowy figure in the corner pokes you in the neck, wake up in basic training.

Platoon at chow, surprised how delicious these trendies are. Skinny friends start laughing and odd looks exchange.... (((Fwwwapppp))) head hits tray, sketti tending salad splashes. Officers grinning maniacally, rubbing hands jewishly. 15 mins later half of platoon is out and the others are covered in sketti bits flailing about in various states of stupor. Everyone wakes up in basic.

Working special Olympics event, tac officers are being extra polite and offer some fruits and candy. Hot cheerleaders come over with shit eating grins. PT studs get it first, girls all over there shoulders with hands going everywhere. Shortly thereafter, mouth is numb, pom poms forced into mouth while cock n' balls are being fondled by three bitches. Wake up in basic.

Got a phone call from a recruiter, just laugh as I tell him I already did six years. Found out my college gives out information to recruiters. To stop this you have to fill out a form, and lose the ability to register for classes online, fucking racket scam they got going on.

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>>33457410
>the lobster tank has miniature Navy diver models scattered around the bottom and little plastic submarines floating around

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>>33450088
Such is life in Non-American free world

I just want to get yelled at and crawl in the dirt.

>>33446217
Oh God.
I wonder if they get into fist fights with Mormons over who gets to the door first.

Literally an officer in the Chair Force, and I still get emails from Army nasty guard. Have to admire their drive.

>>33446184
>Have your friend pretend to be a Marine recruiter
>He picks up the phone
>"This is so and so from the Marines. He's mine bitch"
>Probably won't get any more calls now since they realized their sweet recruitment bonus is gone

>>33459941
Considering trying to go for Air Force as an officer after I get of the Marines do you know anything about prior enlisted going in?

>>33447020
good goy

>>33457410
Kek