this guy walks up to you and hands you a heavy 20 lbs metalic

call op a faggot

>>33438824

fpbp

>>33438814
Drop it because I'm a quadriplegic.

Insert it into my anus for comfort, safety, and sexual satisfaction.

Activate sick Grifball skills and dunk it like a champ.

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>>33438814
>"How much you wanna' bet I can throw it over them mountains?"

>>33439183
Kek

>>33438814
Use the force

>>33439005
F

>>33438814

>"Nigga you're the walking tank, you carry that shit."

>>33438814

>how do I trigger this nigger

>>33438814
>B-but it feels like 20lbs

Also

875 trillion megatons is just 875 petatons

Which is bullshit. The total mass energy of 20lbs of matter is approx 816 petajoules, or 195 megatons of TNT

Meaning even if the thing was straight antimatter, the max output could only be 195 megatons for 20lb of matter. OP is off by a magnitude of 9, and should kill himself with a 20 lb football


That being said, you can't even blow up the earth with it. The output is about 10^30 J, whereas the grav binding energy of the earth is 10^32 J

Id tell him his little toy is pussy shit

>>33439167
This


"Andy, is that you?"
Please, somebody get this reference.

>>33438814
Profit.

>>33438814
>>33439845
Tell Andy to calm the fuck down before he hurts somebody.

>>33439821
Yeah but technology has likely advanced a bit by 2525.

I'm sure there's a computer or something in there than can swallow matter and create more energy.

Imagine a bomb that utilizes the surrounding area's atoms to make a nuclear bomb, it's technically infinite in scope.

>>33438814
Crash this plane.