Spring is right around the corner and you know what that means?

Hedge trimmers

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>>33436109

shotgun with dragons breath or shotgun with explosives

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>>33436109

GO BIG

OR

GO HOME

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>>33436109
I don't know what your guys' issue is with canadas. The ones in my area are generally pretty chill and the ones who aren't are total punks.
The real belligerent ones are the feral toulouse and african/chinese geese

>>33436568
>I don't know what your guys' issue is with canadas

>Liking a lawn full of shit
>Liking the local lake full of shit

The birds are awful.

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Peace was never an option

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>>33436109
I use a 12ga with large steel shot (cause I eat them later, and magnets find the shot quickly this way).

Or use (pic related) on them if you just hate the bastards.

>>33438616
next time add the word acidit to both texts. they drop so acidic shit that it kills your lawn and ruins the water

A very sharp sword

>>33436200
>the migrarion is coming
>hear the honking in the distance
>get the PTRD ready
>go outside and wait with the others
>the flock appears on the horizon
>target lead bird and begin leading the shot
>stop
>fire with the rest of my town
>recoil shatters my shoulder and collarbone, dislocates everything and knocks me on my ass
>300 14.5mm rounds goes flying through the air, impacts a few geese near the middle of the flock
>geese vaporized
>chunks of bone and flesh take out the geese around them
>falling goose corpses knock others out of the air
>massive chain reaction takes 400+ geese out of the sky, bloody chunks of bird impacting the ground around me as I groan in pain
>some lands in my mouth
>lead bird somehow survived, shit on my forehead
>I am the chosen one
>I now lead the town in honk removal until my death
>I am the only warrior who can lead us to true victory over honk
>taken out at the age of 40 when a falling honk breaks my neck
>such is life in Canuckistan

>>33436154

What was this originally from? I saw it in Kong but I've seen it before.

>>33436109
>remove/annihilate these fuckers
removing canadians can be pretty hard. their liberal point of view means that most candians will get agressive if provoked in any way. the sight of a gun will normally send them charging at you screaming about "kinder eggs being banned but not assault rifles" or something similar, so normally something with high calibre should do the trick.

>>33438838

it's originally from the kong trailers.

https://youtu.be/zFVzAS88al0?t=16

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>>33438879
The only way to not get knocked out by a hockey stick being thrown by a screeching Canadian is to be in a F-35 that they never bought

6 shots of .357 Magnum

More than enough to kill anything that honks.

>>33436109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO9LANrlDjs

>>33436109
Fuck you, they're adorable as long as you don't run at them like an autist.

>>33438664
>magnets find the shot quickly this way
>Steel

Magnets find iron, not steel dumbshit.

>>33438636
KEK
E
K

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I live near a golf course that's known to occasionally shelter honks.

However, the newest resident at the trees right behind my house is a Red-tailed hawk. Will he keep the honks away?

>>33443468
Nope. He can't do shit.

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>>33436109
I personally like the idea of shooting them with a Ross Rifle.

>>33443464
I really hope this is bait

>>33443891
>implying you can get a Ross to cycle

>>33444451
>Implying you cant assemble the ross Rifle properly

>>33444518
Don't mind him, he is either a no guns or a fudd who is only parroting things he has read online. The Ross rifles have their issues, but cycling is not one, as long as you aren't using shit ammo.

>>33443905
I cant even tell the difference anymore anon

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>>33436109

shovel and croutons

Is there really any other viable way than a 12 gauge with birdshot? Don't give me your may-may ammo ideas. Don't be that guy. Seriously, it's a goose.

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Bow and arrow?

>>33443464
Iron isn't magnetic, dumbass.

>>33438818
That's a PTRS you sperglord.

shooting

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>>33449966
You may actually be retarded. Congratulations.

>>33452995
>responding to trolls