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>mfw I've been called down to the school for the third

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>mfw I've been called down to the school for the third time this month because my nine-year old daughter's teachers are "concerned about some of her interests."
>First time was her talking about her first hunting trip, second time was her taking an interest in Iraq after learning that her Dad had been a soldier there
>This time apparently she found it fascinating that her parents own guns that are older than her grandparents, and so did an entire history paper on the firearms that are our family heirlooms.

All in all, I think I'm doing pretty well. How are you, /k/?
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>>33434176
Ya dun good dadanon, but don't get so cocky, middle school is when the real test of whether she stays pro-gun or becomes anti-gun begins.
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>>33434176
Excelente
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>>33434176
>having your kids blab about the guns you own

you done fucked up
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>>33434209
this
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>>33434323
You can't stop your kids from doing stupid shit any more than you can hover over them, so you might as well just let them do what they want as long as they won't get hurt.
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>>33434176
Start home schooling. Her school sounds like commie shithole.
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>>33434176
Do you live in a blue state? It just seems so weird and foreign when I hear people talking about treated like an outcast for liking guns.

I always browse guns online during down time at work and I doing this I've discovered half a dozen coworkers who like guns as well.

It just feels like the way of life here. As casual as talking about sports.
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>>33434474

The reality is that the vast majority of people are indifferent about guns at the least, but it's the vocal minority that are spewing shit about it.

But it just so happens that this vocal minority love to work in the liberal-friendly education system, and especially love administrative positions where they can enforce their beliefs.
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>>33434176
Shit.
You sir are an excellent /k/-tier parent.
>>33434474
I grew up in a red state.
Still got called a fucking nut for enjoying firearms (even though they all knew I was just interested in old ones)
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Long, LONG time ago. But somewhere in junior high I wrote a piece about why armies started favoring pistols over revolvers, referring to the M1911 at one point. Got it back with a remark that I should have been clearer on whether I was referring to the 1911 or to the 1911A1 specifically.
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>>33434474
This. I normally keep my power level to myself until I get to know the person, but I'm always pleasantly surprised because like 75% of the people I work with shoot too.

I'm in Michigan though, we have a huge amount of hunter culture.
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>>33434176
Home school your kid. Govt schools suck.
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>>33434932
nice
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>>33434176
Shoot up the school to assert your dominance
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>>33434978
>>33434416
Homeschooling = shit tier.

Just keep her in the education system. Plenty of us went through public school and got out of it without claiming to be pansexual agender horsekin, and honestly even in true blue states you'll find teachers who shoot guns. I grew up in Portland, Oregon and yeah, while some found it weird that I liked guns a bunch, I went to the range with my math teacher.

She's on a good path if she cares about your family history. Let her learn the rest of history from more than just one teacher. And, well, keep her going shooting.
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>>33434209
Also the real test is if she can take this whole dick once shes in middle school or if im gonna smash the back of her cervix like a jackhammer.
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Keep encouraging her to be interested in firearms, hunting, etc. as it will only take a couple generations of the publik skool sistem brainwashing to completely render the 2A a meaningless footnote in history.
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>>33435252
this

schooling has nothing to do with how a kid is brought up
parenting does
schooling teaches a kid to socialize
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>>33435252
it might be fine where you live, but in commiefornia it's an uphill battle the entire time.
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>>33435798
dammit fuck i name fagged, sorry.
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>public schools
See you in 5 years complaining how your daughter was raped freshman year by 18 year old illegals enrolled as freshmen.
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Surprised that happened in America, I live in the UK and you all know how these fuckers see guns here, but a friend of mine tried to write a paper on the evolution of guns at school and they said they were fine with it. They just let him do it. People I know still think I'm a fucking psycho for liking guns though.
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>>33435252
>Homeschooling = shit tier.

Says the guy who was educated in a gov't school system that's run by bureaucrats, the same group who runs the DMV. Keep thinking that gov't schools are great. They take all comers and teach down to the lowest acceptable level.

If you care that much about your child's education then you'll either pony up the money for private school or homeschool them.
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>>33435963
There are just short of 100,000 public schools in the United States. You can be sure that a fair few of them are going to do something stupid at one point or another. Probabilities favor it.
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>>33435792
>schooling teaches a kid to socialize
That's a bunch of crap, and you know it. If that were true, we'd grade kids on socialization and we'd never let that socialization education fall off over the summer month.
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>>33434932
Sounds like something I'd give my students back. I'm in rural Canada and even the female students in my class are rabidly pro-gun. I love it.
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>>33436043
IF school taught kids to socialize we wouldn't have inner-city slums and gang crimes would be none existent amongst juveniles. School is about breaking you down into a cog.
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>>33436043
>If that were true, we'd grade kids on socialization and we'd never let that socialization education fall off over the summer month.
>>33436780
>IF school taught kids to socialize we wouldn't have inner-city slums and gang crimes would be none existent amongst juveniles. School is about breaking you down into a cog.

Why do I always feel dumber after browsing /k/?
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>>33436799
Prove that our schools do more then raise sub par humans.
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>had a bro computer science teacher that had to super hide his power level on guns.
>once let slip that he was a corpsman in Vietnam and he went into 1000-yard stare mode when faggoty kids started asking him if he killed people
>never knew he was proguns until I met him at the range years later with a quite respectable armory
>went to the LGS last week and saw my dentist picking up a USP 45 for his wife so she'd stop borrowing his
>never knew he was proguns for the last 15 years he's been my dentist.
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>>33435252
>mfw my professor has ~14 AK's and >12k rounds of ammo stashed.
>hfw I was able to name every gun he owned when he took a bunch of us shooting
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>>33436780
>>33436853
>IF school taught kids to socialize we wouldn't have inner-city slums and gang crimes would be none existent amongst juveniles
This shit happens because inner city juveniles don't show up for school. Hell, even the teachers don't bother:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2016/05/02/detroit-schools-could-close-again-tuesday-as-teachers-union-urges-members-not-to-work/?utm_term=.b9bce0141ab6
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>>33434176
At least it isn't like this....
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>>33437883
>using apostrophes to pluralize
why do so many of you rednecks do this?
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>>33438044
It's commonly used to dissociate that character (the plural S) from the acronym being pluralized.

Example: AKs - Plural rifles or AKS (74)?
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>>33438044
they dun need that there book-lernin
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>>33434176
ya dun good

now sue the school for harassment and send her to a better school?
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>>33434176
>second time was her taking an interest in Iraq after learning that her Dad had been a soldier there
Tell them that your wife's daughter interests are her's and that they should check their adulthood privilege
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>>33434176

It's time you face reality chum. Do you remember that one, super cool girl from middle school that liked guns and her daddy was her best friend? No? You don't? None of us do. They didn't exist.

They still don't. Soon your daughter will hit middle school and she'll drop all the cool shit you taught her and treat you as if you're a burden. She'll act like you're the dumbest fucker in the world, and will be an absolute cunt towards you pretty much every single day.

She'll be sending nudes to guys, sucking dick in the janitor's closet and pounding her self with a hairbrush before her tits grow in. She'll have 3 or more guys go balls deep before she graduates high school, and will definitely take it up the ass at least once before college.

enjoy the "innocence" while is lasts chum, because you're in for a world of annoyance, aggravation, and pregnancy scares.

and that's if she's a "good girl" and doesn't end up on drugs or in jail.

>having kids
>why though
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inb4 combined CPS+ATF raid.
I hope you don't have a dog and you have a good sprinkler system.
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>>33438390
>being a white man
>promoting the decline of white birthrates
>falling for the jews' shilling.

Its not as bad as /r9k/ and others make it out to be. Your children are the product of their upbringing. If your daughter is a thot, it's your fault.
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>>33434176
Is your daughter cute...?

post pics. you can censor the face if you want
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>>33434359
>You can't stop your kids from doing stupid shit
Actually, you can. It's called being a good parent.
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I got caught browsing /k/ in high school during computer class once. Assistant principle just asked if I was selling or buying guns online and when I said I was not, just reading about them with an academic interest and because I wanted to go in the military he said it was no big deal and that was the last of it. Go to a nice Southern school and you're good to go. Half the people will try to blow you for being a vet too.
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>>33434176
What did you tell her libtard teachers? Inquiring minds want to know.
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>>33438390
I knew many girls who got on with their fathers. Some were okay with guns, some weren't.
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>>33438390

>She'll be sending nudes to guys, sucking dick in the janitor's closet and pounding her self with a hairbrush before her tits grow in. She'll have 3 or more guys go balls deep before she graduates high school

Take your pedo fantasies back to /b/
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>>33434176
What do your daughter feet look like? Are they soft? Do they smell good?
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>>33435792
Children learn to socialise from their siblings and parents. If you're that worried about it still then make some friends yourself who have children the same age as yours.
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>>33435252
>>33435792
people who are home-schooled are the best prepared for university and are the most successful in life.
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>>33439132
>get homeschooled
>don't learn the scientific method because jesus
>don't learn evolution because jesus
>don't learn chemistry because jesus
>don't learn anything that could help me In college because jesus
>no friends or social skills because home all the time, even isolated at church
Really makes you think
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>>33439235
What
Dunno about you but the people I know who are considering homeschooling literally used the phrase "Christian mythology" and the mother has a geology degree.
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>>33439285
my mother is a doctor and I was never given those opportunities. everything but mathematics, history and the english language was the work of satan and was a lie to test people's faith.
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>>33439132
>CITATION NEEDED

I use to pillage an all girls college that was filled with prior home school girls. Perfectly well adjusted except for the fact they'd take cock in every orifice their body could provide.
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>step daughters birth father is heavily anti gun
>buying her an Ak74 and a plate carrier/lbv soon
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>>33434176
You SHOULD be watching her interests like a hawk... Lest something like this happens
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>>33438002
>[1]Women Against Gun Violence
that us not how anyone should quote something
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>>33440135
>>buying her an Ak74 and a plate carrier/lbv soon
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>>33439132
Not going to lie but this:
>>33439235
Is far more accurate to the majority of home school cases.
Sure you have a few whose parents are educated and capable but more often than not those parents can afford to send their kid to private schools.

Most homeschool kids are there because parents don't want public school contaminating their beliefs with terrible things like biology or history.

I've known three homeschoolees and even lived with one of them for years and they all have been stunted in the social interaction department as well as several fields outside of math and reading.
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>>33434176
I can only hope that one day when I have children I can raise them as well as you have raised yours good sir.
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>>33440329
Oh no, not the Mitchells Mauser the guy later stripped, anything but that.
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>>33438002
50% percent of kids. Do purple not even care about subtly lying anymore?
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>>33434176
You shoulda seen the fucking shit i got in for bringing a deactivated MK 2 to 2nd grade show and tell

My dad was pissed. When i got older he let it slip one night when we were drinking around a campfire that he had to basically bite a hole in his lip to not burst out laughing in the principals office
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>>33434359

Yeah you can. I got twins who like telling every one, every thing that goes on. If my wife or I tell them that no one else needs to know but family, they keep it that way.
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>>33439235
>>>33439132
>>get homeschooled
>>don't learn the scientific method because jesus
Wrong
>>don't learn evolution because jesus
Wrong
>>don't learn chemistry because jesus
Wrong
>>don't learn anything that could help me In college because jesus
Wrong
>>no friends or social skills because home all the time, even isolated at church
Wrong

t. Homeschooled Christfag who has more real true friends than the number of vapid cunts you could ever get to "friend" you on Normiebook, and multiple technical certificates related to software development.
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>>33442236
>technical certificates related to software development.

>t. service tech who does firmware updates on tractors
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>>33436799
>Why do I always feel dumber after browsing /k/?
You started pretty down on the smart scale, so you come here and realize that you really are as dumb if not dumber than people say that you are. It's a knock to you, since you thought you'd come here and look smart. The problem is, you're like the tallest midget, or the smartest window licker on the short bus. You're still a midget who licks the windows on the short bus.
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>>33438044
>why do so many of you rednecks do this?
You can blame public schools for that.

>>33439285
>geology degree
So the mother has a STEM degree?

>>33440614
>I've known three homeschoolees
Big sample size there. I see you've taken a stats or quantitative analysis class.
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>>33437883
Heavy balding guy who isn't really sure how to use the internet properly and is painful to watch on the projector, but is /k/ as fuck
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>>33442451
Intended question mark. I think I may have this professor
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>>33440135
>raising a cuck baby
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>>33439704
how did u meet them?
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>>33442498
Do people not know what cuck means anymore
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>>33434974
Fuck yea 269 reporting in. Gotta love the weather lately.
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>>33442995
Whaaaat? You mean it isn't just a generic catch-all phrase that that means [something I don't like/opinion I disagree with] and should be used as a low-energy insult as many times a day as humanly possible thus degrading any meaning even further?

Inconceivable!
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>>33435308
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>>33436027
>anything before your sophomore year in college
>in school to learn anything other than social skills
lol
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>>33442251
>firmware updates on tractors

NPR literally just did a story on jailbreaking John Deeres
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>>33435308
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>>33438066
"Avtomat Kalashnikovs".
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>>33435252
Public schools started sliding hard 15 years ago. Now it's suicide to send your kid to public. Actually read a modern text book and look at the coursework assigned, don't think it is anything like when you went in.

Look at the cases of kids being taken away from their parents because the parents were /k/ommandos or sc/out/ish. Between that and the indoctrination no way in hell would I let my kids go to public schools.
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>Be dumb 12 year old
>Loved video games, heavy metal music and guns, basically a poster child for school shooters
>Year is 2000, almost a year after columbine
>Joke around with my metal head friends
>Popular kids walk over to us
>Say to him "Hey faggot, I'm going to assassinate your leader!"
>We had a good laugh, just banter
>the "leader" told his mom after school saying it was funny
>Mom didn't think it was funny
>She called the school
>School counselor talked to me about what happened
>Told her everything what happened and it was just a joke
>Days later
>Vice principal tells me to go to the principal's office
>I go
>They search my backpack and find a bunch of stick death comics (I was an edgy teenager)
>School calls the police
>Sent to county holding
>Took my mug shot
>Spent 2 days in juvie
>Expelled from the entire school district (had to petition to get back in)
>Year probation and monthly piss tests
>Probation officer thought my comics were funny and knew I was just a stupid edgy kid
>Parents didn't even own a gun
>All this because of a stupid joke

I've purchased several firearms since then and I've yet to kill anybody and I don't think I ever will.
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>>33434323

oh no, the government knows he has some old ass guns because all the teachers are connected to a national spying network that tells the government when kids talk bout their parents' guns.

you done goofed op
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>>33435850
By that time, she would have been already carrying an Obrez.
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>>33442995
Yeah, it means dude that raises another dude's kid
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>>33443232
I think what he's trying to get at is that a libtard teacher might hassle him over it and be overzealous if something weird happens, and calls CPS
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>>33437928
Multiple issues at play there.

You have teachers that don't care about the students, you have a union (unions are good on paper, shit in practice), it's an inner city, and that's the Washington post.
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>>33435252
Youre retarded
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>>33438813
>it's not as bad as /r9k/ makes it out to be

Yes it is. Yes it literally is.
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>>33438390
Nah desu. There are definitely chicks that do that, but this notion I'm always seeing on boards like /pol/ that every girl born after 1998 has had a mile of dicks by age 14 is something propagated by people who haven't interacted with a female since 9/11. Fact is the ratio of well-raised girls/teenage sluts is the same as it was in the 60s, its all down to upbringing, just as it always was.
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>>33442995
Do you? Cuckold come from Cuckoo, which is a bird that practices brood parasitism. I agree that the term gets thrown around too much, but raising another mans child is (for better or worse) literally the definition of cuck.
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>>33438044
Bad public education.
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>homeschooling
Yeah because that's what the world needs right now, more psychopaths and spergs.

Public school is terrible but at least it teaches most how to behave in fucking society.
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>>33443451
As a white male who grew up in a house making under 20k a year, pushed myselfthrough college, and is now making 80k a year and shopping for a house at 25 while my older and younger sister still live with our parents; it's all bullshit.
Put in the effort and you'll get where you want to be, sit back and complain about how hard it all is and you have nobody to blame for your failure but yourself.
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>>33443115
I graduated public high school a few years ago in New York. Academic-wise it wasn't terrible. If I could do it over again I would've saved 4 years and gotten a GED. Ideology-wise... being with so many fucking minorities really made you think. I had a knife on me. Yeah.

The state started rolling out common core just before I graduated. We were writing essays in phys. ed. classes which were traditionally just exercise periods. Ridiculous.

Look at how they teach grade schoolers math now. Nobody should dumb themselves down like this. But hey, gotta peddle new textbooks and equipment. The budget goes towards overpriced technology and not better teaching.
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>>33435812
at least you had fucking remorse for your transgression
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>>33436027
I can agree with the lot of you on having your kids go to private school, provided it's affordable, but homeschooling puts their education in your hands and as unfortunate as it is, you're probably not going to teach them the bullshit math skills they need in 12 years time.
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>>33443586
>lol this kid isnt even yours why do you raise it lol

Because the birth father is a shitlord and she calls ME dad. All because a child isnt yours doesnt mean they shouldnt be taught and nurtured. Instead im raising a little cheeki breeki and sending her to a fucking wilderness survival camp. Frick the heck off m8
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>>33442434
>You can blame public schools for that.
You can blame lazy kids for not paying attention during their later english classes on grammar.

>So the mother has a STEM degree?
ye

>Big sample size there. I see you've taken a stats or quantitative analysis class.
>you have to take a class to appease some nigger on a honduran tar trading text chat

also how is this /k/ related at all
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>>33443032
>NPR literally just did a story on jailbreaking John Deeres
That sounds neat, goes right along with the big leak about zero days going on and how they can effectively assassinate citizens by hacking the computers in most modern cars.

Also can anyone pick out the gear on those gents? Shit looks cash.
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>>33443652
Hey, fellow Jew Yorker here mah dude. I agree with everything you said and can corroborate it. I even carried a knife in highschool.

Fuck that phys. ed. essay bullshit. Those "teachers" were worthless enough to go for that, but we have to make a mockery out of them with an essay and waste these kids' time? Let's not forget that dodgeball is outlawed, the most fun shit possible imo. Kill me.
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>>33438002
>lawyer up this person's sources and get them for plagiarism
that is really not how you cite anything.
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>>33443451
>Yes it is. Yes it literally is.
You're not incorrect in the purest sense. Many parents nowadays are divorced and couldn't give a rats ass about their kids so their daughters act like you described, but other anon is correct in that you have to truly invest in your kids to have them be successful humans, not meat popsicles. Thank God my parents stuck it out or who know where I'd be.
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>>33434176
>forcing your daughter to adopt your shit tier adult hobbies
this is child abuse
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>>33443210
Jesus, I'm sorry anon, that's some BS but;

>almost a year after columbine
>Say to him "Hey faggot, I'm going to assassinate your leader!"
I mean, you should've seen something coming, no?
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>>33435252
>> Homeschooling is so shit tier that homeschoolers consistently outperform public schoolers scholastically

kek

>>33436799
Realizing your opinions are shit has that effect

/opinions disregarded

>>33437928
Allow me to explain a few things to you anon.
(1) teachers are almost as reliably liberal as journalists
(2) opinions are taught as fact in today's schools (or have you all forgotten about the school in Texas with textbooks that altered the fucking CONSTITUTION b/c they didn't like the 2A? [sauce http://www.nationalreview.com/home-front/358987/texas-high-school-text-book-redefines-second-amendment-nancy-french]

So if you think that you can send your kids to a public indoctrination center and NOT have them come out spewing regressive garbage.. you're a moron.

>>33439235
>>My parents were shit-tier and didn't teach me anything, so all homeschooling must be bad despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, there's no chance that I was just the shitty end of the bell curve

>>33440614
Shit man, you don't know anything about the homeschooled movement do you? Nowadays large groups of homeschoolers band together to hire private teachers so they have classes and state accreditation, as well as socialization. The old method of parents teaching their kids and keeping them isolated has been on it's way out since the early 2000's.

Regardless, bringing this back to /k/ related topics..

>>33434176
Make sure you keep taking her to the range, make it a positive daddy-daughter thing and always treat range day as special and a big deal so she'll always associate guns with you + happiness

But I think you're already doing all that. So godspeed anon.

Also please buy her an AK74.
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>>33443115
Well good thing you're unlikely to ever have any.
>look at all the cases...
>provides no cases
Start hitting us with primary sources fgt
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>>33434176
God-tier father, I am jealous of your daughter. I wish I had a dad like OP when I was a kid. My IRL father is extreme-left in terms of firearms.

"I think all guns should be melted down."
"Only Military and Police should have guns."

To the best of my memory, those quotes are word-for-word. I love my country, and there are A LOT of great gun owners here, but it makes me ashamed that he both has those views on firearms yet practically LIVES for hockey. It's his lifelong passion and truly believes he could have been in the NHL or at least AHL if he had grown up in a city instead of a town. To be fair though, when he was young and even in his 30s-40s, he was quite kickass at hockey. Doesn't take much of a guess to figure out where I'm from. We'll be rid of Trudeau j.r. eventually...
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>>33438390
The other anons are right. Also, you're not getting the whole story with pol and r9k.
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>>33443844
>forcing this shit tier b8
step it up anon, no one's gonna fall for this
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>>33442236
>>33439132
lol you sound like the home school faggots everyone always laughed at publicly for having no social skills. let me guess, "I was in boy scouts for 8 years, I had plenty of friends!"
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>>33443884
Well since the nature of the beast with homeschooling is dick-all actually gets documented, so have another anecdotal.
>older brother-in-law and his wife homeschool
>both have Ph.D's, one in graphics design the other in physics
>mom is stay-at-home mom (mainly cuz she can't stop getting pregnant, yay Irish Catholic allergy to birth control)
>both are ultra-religious but still teach actual science including evolution
>they are part of a homeschooler's co-op for things like sports
All 6 of their kids (16, 13, 11, 8, 6, 3) are decently smart but absolute little shitters (thievery, lying, fights, vandalism, shit like that), absolutely have no clue how to interact with adults that aren't their parents, and are complete bullies to kids around their age (as a result they get their asses kicked with some regularity). The oldest two have significant criminal records, the 11yo and 8yo should but skated due to their age (assault w/deadly, felony arson, assault on an officer, aggravated battery for the 11yo; check fraud, aggravated battery [biting strangers unprovoked, kicking the walker out from under their deacon] for the 8yo). SUPPOSEDLY their parents have "tried everything" from counseling and medication to getting the priest and voluntarily getting CPS involved. Literally everybody has told them it's because their kids get ZERO interaction with adults that aren't immediate family members.
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>>33434176
I want to be that dad too.

Fucking cuck school boards.
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>>33434176
Oh, poor autist...

>instilling a vocal penis envy in his daughter
>daughter

She will never fulfill you

Should have married her off by now
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>>33436692
Where in Canada? I'm from a small town. I remember walking through town with my 10/22 over my shoulder any no one giving a fuck. And I'm only in my 20's
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>>33435308
>Real fuckin' NATO spotted
I'm with this guy.
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Current grill is Asian and I'm looking forward to being a massive shitlord with the school district. I'll get the kids into these hobbies and if the school gets pissy about it when the kids mention it or bring it up in school, I'm going to claim it's discrimination.
Reverse race baiting to the max.
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you're doing a decent thing by letting your kid take an interest in family heirlooms ergo guns or just guns in general the school should have no problem with it but them again if they do they probably have a problem with things like free speech , or just rights in general , more than likely though they are retards who believe law abiding gun owners account for 100% of crimes committed so you know
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>>33444146
Most schools are run or directed by libshits that have an agenda to push, and most often it's libshit anti-gun, anti-white, safe space hugbox garbage.
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>>33444013
Your older brother sounds autistic.
It sounds like those kids haven't been raised to any standards whatsoever. How is that the fault of homeschooling? Shitty parenting = shitty kids regardless of where they attend school.

I'll trade you an anecdote then.
>>family friends are military family, Dad is a Col. in the army
>>whole family homeschooled, co-ops for school and sports
>>oldest son went to West Point and is Army Ranger nao
>> oldest daughter on track to graduate college
>>other kids still in HS and good kids
>>no pregnancy scares
>>no SJW BS
>>no contact with the law in any way

Could those kids have been high achievers in a public school? PROBABLY. Because great parents.
Would they have likely come out spewing anti-gun SJW dogma? Again, PROBABLY.
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>>33444161
> itt. schools are on public property unless private
so safe spaces are a costly expenditure no school should have since muh taxes
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>>33444161
not everything is an sjw boogey man. yes there is some stupid lib shit time to time but if you actually think all people are like that all the time then its probably you who needs to step out of their hug box
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>>33443559
>1998

Holy fuck i am old. That feels like yesterday.
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>>33439235
I was homeschooled by my dad is is an astrophysicist, currently in Uni studying Physics myself, very popular and have great friends


so suck my asshole
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>>33444013
also, lol, tried everything - Clearly not if their kids are the massive shitters you're describing. Those kids sound like they're completely undisciplined and have never had boundaries or real consequences, and they need to immediately be shipped off to the nearest military school before they wind up in juvie.

A good test for "are you a good parent" is "could your kid be trusted to handle a loaded firearm by age 12"

If the answer is "no" there's something wrong with your methods.


>>33444182
School is supposed to prepare children for the real world, not be a glorified daycare. Where IRL do you find safe spaces, exactly?

>>33444262
You realize that even if the teachers aren't liberal the curriculums they teach from are skewed (either faintly or heavily) by the regressive academics that write them, right?

If you like weapons, the second amendment, and want to have kids and have them share your values, everyone on /k/ needs to seriously rethink the use of public indoctrination centers.

More importantly, I think OP's original point does a good job highlighting why the public school system is shit "OMG, OP, YOUR DAUGHTER LIKES GUNS? WHAT ARE YOU NAZIS? THIS SOUNDS UNSAFE!"
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Not every public school is staffed and run by yoghurt weaving hippies.

There's definitely a strong inclination toward the ideals of inclusion, diversity, and equality, but public schools aren't mind control centers where the lizard people encourage xhildren to inform on their parents and how to gobble cock.

If you have a problem with how schools are run you have to get in the PTA, and become a governor or whatever.
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Not every public school is staffed and run by yoghurt weaving hippies.

There's definitely a strong inclination toward the ideals of inclusion, diversity, and equality, but public schools aren't mind control centers where the lizard people encourage xhildren to inform on their parents and how to gobble cock.

If you have a problem with how schools are run you have to get in the PTA, and become a governor or whatever. Stop whinging like a brace of soppy cunts.
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>>33444339
> was my point + they are costly as fuck
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>>33434359
>Just let your little shits do whatever they want. They'll surely turn out to be good, well behaved adults even tho they never had any discipline in their lives
That's how we got into this mess faggot.
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>>33444262
>be edgy sperglord in high school
>wear steel jacket from a Turkish 8mm round my neck
>get called into office
>have to see school counselor about what that necklace means

>hear about kids getting pulled from class or suspended for stupid shit that even vaguely looks gun related

Totally not SJW boogeyman faggotry.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/examiner-recommends-school-board-uphold-pop-tart-suspension/

http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/blaine-student-suspended-over-box-cutter-in-car/article_52a399c2-cfdb-5945-ab50-4576cfc5807d.html

http://www.splc.org/article/2015/05/first-amendment-lawsuit-says-student-was-punished-for-wearing-a-t-shirt-advocating-gun-rights

http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/pascocounty/my-videolicious-video-11/345808091

I could literally post URLs all day for this shit.
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>>33444339
I cringed but was not surprised in the episode of Law and Order: SVU where the gun shop owners were closeted Nazis.

Not surprised about that coming from a show whose every episode consists of law enforcement getting butthurt and when criminals invoke their rights, and joke about infringing them.
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>>33444182
>>33444339
They're just raising a generation of nanny state wanting cucks.

If they want to spend their private funding to turning a room on their grounds into a private safe space, there is little you can do against it because then you're the need for the safe space in the first place. You white male.
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>>33443769
>Later English classes in grammar
Doesn't exist. I wasn't formally taught proper grammar until freshman year of college. Until then I was self taught.

I moved a lot, so it's entirely possible the district I went to 6th grade in would teach grammar in 7th grade and when I moved, the district I moved to expected me to already know it.

Then I went to a shit-tier, super liberal high school in Oregon that called itself the, "Renaissance Academy," where I took a bunch of creative writing classes that - no shit - didn't correct grammar or spelling at all. Only ideas.

Tl;dr public school in the US really does fucking suck.
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>>33443801
>dodgeball is outlawed
when will this meme die?
we never play3d "dodgeball" but we played prison ball and freeze ball and other variants

they just stopped used rubber balls and switched to heavy foam
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>>33434474
A sizable chunk of Teachers are a bunch of socialist cunts no matter where you go.
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>>33444574
Not him but our school always called it dodgeball. Though it was I guess prison ball, if you got hit you went behind the line and if a teammate caught a ball they would point to a person to let them out of 'prison'. I think as years went by the gym teacher changed it so they would call out names on who got let out as some of the kids who sucked got left in prison.

We only played with those foam balls when the game involved directly hitting someone, otherwise games like touch football or whatnot, we got the heavier rubber balls.

Did you school ever do bowling with hollow hard rubber bowling balls?
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>>33443784
Not using a 1960s Belarussian tractor for farm work and a M-37 for your daily driver. It's like you guys want to be murdered by gummint
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>>33444339
>You realize that even if the teachers aren't liberal the curriculums they teach from are skewed (either faintly or heavily) by the regressive academics that write them

One of my history teachers on when the subject came to WWII and specifically the Bataan Death March, tried to justify Japan's treatment of POWs by it being their culture and belief.

But that same mental gymnastics wasn't applied to the Germans in their treatment of the; gays, bolsheviks, or Jews.
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>go to public high school 2010-2014
>kids used "at least I don't hunt deer with a .243" as a comeback
>it was in the middle of a heavily liberal college town
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>>33435308
Im fucking dying, my sides
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>>33440135
>Buying your daughter a plate carrier
Now that's autism
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I remember being 13 and my Minnesota libtard teachers treated me like a school shooter for drawing guns.
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>>33444978
It's not very smart to draw your gun in the middle of class, anon. Ever since Columbine people have gotten uncomfortable when stuff like that happens. At least make sure the safety is still on and/or there's no round in the chamber.
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>>33444978
That's funny. In my senior year of high school I took art cause I had four periods that I had to fill with electives and I drew a PM-9 and my teacher who you'd think to be one of the most Bernie guys ever if you just looked at him came up, said he really liked it and asked if he could hang onto it for some extra credit.
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>restaurant doing well
>just bought a space for another one
>finally get to do some serious hands on renovation work for the first time in a few years
>previous tenant left all the booze so I'm getting piss drunk on Remy Martin XO in the middle of the day on a monday

Breddy gud.
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>>33438390
This. Good to hear a voice of reason among all those circle-jerking retards.

When I was a kid (you're thinking kindergarten) I was extremely pro-communist, I even drew the red stars and hammers and sickles everywhere. Why? Because my dad was a convinced communist and while he didn't made any attempt to brainwash me it's natural for kids to emulate their parents. Naturally, when I grew older I realized what communism truly are.

So yeah, in a couple of years OP's little pretty girl will enjoy cleaning smoothbore barrels but not the kind OP and the rest of delusional autists in this thread expect her to.
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>>33445479
You mean peepees, don't you.
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>>33434176
Tell them that they're being sexist misogynistic pigs for persecuting this young girl just because she's taking interest in a traditionally male activity.

Mention that it would be an awful shame if, say, Buzzfeed were to write an article about how retrograde and sexist their school is.
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>>33444978
Are you me?

I love this state but holy fuck the Twin Cities Metro Area is a cancerous tumor on the face of the country
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>>33438002
>That last paragraph
>Freedom means freedom from ourselves having dangerous rights

We've all seen this idea espoused consistently from the left, especially since Sandy Hook. The fact that it's accepted unironically, and that these people are too scared of guns to see the clear doublethink, or the field of rights that can be so easily swept away just by proceeding naturally with this one notion, I just...
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>>33445479
Who is the penis princess?
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>>33446572
Miley Cyrus? Even her own father sees her for the whore she is.
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>>33434176
You're a good dad. I would try to seduce your daughter, because raping her might get me shot. On that note, are you teaching her how to carry yet?
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>>33435308
GET OUT PEDO SCUM REEEEEE
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>>33444013
>check fraud
>for the 8yo
How?
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>>33443028
>bragging about his shit education

I was homeschooled, and knew basic spanish, algebra, geometry, ancient cultures, greek and latin roots, english grammar and composition, etc by the end of 7th grade
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>>33444574
>stopped using rubber balls
Then you stopped playing DODGEball.

Dodgeball as in the main objective is dontgethitbythatfuckingball. Because it hurts. If it doesn't hurt, then you are just playing ball tag.

When i was a teen we played slaughterball. Like dodgeball, but with a basketball. Lined up civil war style.
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>>33434176
Wow you should literally be in jail for brainwashing your kid the way you are. This is what's wrong with America. I hope the state saves your kid from you before they end up a hick psychopath just like their father.
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>>33438390
It depends, really. I met a girl in law school who had never even been kissed before. She was actually beautiful too. She had weight problems when she was a kid that she was self-conscious about and had extremely christian parents. She even grew up in California.
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>>33445479
What retarded non-sequitur. Children emulate their parents initially, but then gradually make their own mind, therefore shes definitely going to be mindless cock-slave before she turns 16? Fucking /pol/tards, I swear.
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>>33435252
At least in Alabama they have been trying to get the homeschoolers average grades lumped into the public grades so as to drive up their pitiful average grade and make them look like they're doing fine.

The homeschoolers have politely declined multiple times.

Fuck public school and their generic one size fits all BS.
>>33435792
>being at school teaches kids to socialize
Wrong.
Kids being in public and interacting with people does.
They can get the same amount of socialization by talking to a fucking clerk at a McDonald's as they can in public school.
Most homeschoolers I've known spend most of their time in public studying.
They frequently end up in popular hangout spots helping people with their homework without anyone even knowing they're homeschoolers and not just exceptionally smart kids.

Everyone has that potential. Well, almost everyone.
However the one size fits all approach the public schools have had fucked people who could be really fucking excellent by driving them away from subjects they'd otherwise love.
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>>33444797
>logcabinlooms youtube
Fuckin nice, I love this old mans vids.
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>>33443284
lmfao no it doesnt.
try google friend.
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>>33436027

>t. socially awkward fuck who doesnt know how to deal with real people who was homeschooled.
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>>33439235
>don't learn scientific method
What.
Bullshit.
>no evolution because Jesus
It's mathematically speaking just as much of a leap to Jesus being God as it is for DNA suddenly popping out of nowhere and organizing itself at random intervals into different species that only share a few very distinct and specialized traits.
>don't learn chemistry
What. A shit ton of chemists have been christians.
Physicists too.
And all kinds of other scientists and inventors. Ernest Rutherford was one.
So was Antoine Lavoisier (anyone care to correct my spelling?)
And so was John Dalton.
And so was Carl Linnaeus.
And so we're a good number of others.
Wikipedia has a list.
>don't learn anything that could help me in college because Jesus
The heck? Did Jesus rape you as a child or something? Seems a bit out of character for the biblical figure.

Anyways, that mostly has to do with the parents.
>no friends or social skills because at home all the time
Dumbass, you talk to and pass by tons of homeschoolers every day without knowing because they're no less anti-social than any public schooler.
Some are even more outgoing than public schoolers because of being forced to interact with people to avoid this specifically.
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>>33440135

why so he can win full custody
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>>33449245
*were, not we're.
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>>33449245

>DNA suddenly popping up out of nowhere

It has been proven that naturally after millions of years amino acids will form nucleic acids that become DNA even under the harshest conditions.
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>homeschooled sperglords getting salty as fuck
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>>33449284
Link to test please.
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>>33434176

best dad /10
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>>33449284
Also, where did those amino acids come from?
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>>33443210
oh boy, i know that routine
>be dumb 14 year old, year 1999
>loved video games, heavy metal and guns, also poster child for school shooter
>full proto /pol/ at this age as well
>always sleep in this fat jews class
>asks me "why do you always sleep in my class anon?"
>"because your class makes me want to kill myself"
>the turkey arms start shaking
>calls my mom and tells her what happens and says shes very concerned for me
>actually she is doing this to fuck with me because she knows i hate her fat jewish ass
>actually mentions music and all that to my mom, like my mom gives a fuck
>bring me to school counselor
>go through my backpack
>find full /pol/ drawings on folders & my school id swapped with some nazis picture
>tells my mom this and starts concern trolling her, mom falls for it
>off to the looney bin i go
>spend 3 days locked up with preteen pyromaniacs, a retarded kid that tried to hang himself, a cholo that asked a cop for his gun, etc.
>didnt shower for three days, barely ate, really didnt enjoy some big ape nigger waking me up at 5am by holding me down while a nurse gave me an injection in my ass
>finally get let out, have to spend the next year going to therapy and my school shit is heavily monitored
>all because i told this fat bitch how much i hated her class

i also have purchased several firearms since then and ive yet to kill anyone, probably wont ever unless its self defense.
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>>33449377
The lesson I learned from this kind of shit is never tell anyone anything
Too often trusting what is essentially a stranger results in you getting fucked over, so it's better to say nothing and treat all strangers with polite hostility
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>>33434176
10/10 OP. I remember when I was in 6th grade we had to write a paper on prized possessions, I wrote mine on my luger that my grandfather brought back from Germany after WWII. The teacher gave me a 100 because he was progun and he genuinely thought I wrote a good paper. The school administration took notice and offence to it and the same day my dad came to pick me up and the most antigun administrator on campus talked to us about an "inappropriate topic". After hearing her BS we politely told her I did nothing wrong and basically to shut the hell up about it from then on.

>unrelated pic of Romanian soldiers
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>>33449422
i thought i was just being a cheeky cunt and shed give me a detention or send me to the principals office. had i known what a domino effect that one statement had on my life i wouldve just kept pretending to sleep.
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>>33449485
It sounds paranoid or conspiracy theorist or whatever as fuck, but I seriously have no faith in anyone who's part of the government system
Every single one of them has let me down
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>>33434176
way to go anon, I was constantly monitored because when other kids drew flowers and rainbows, I drew tanks and stickmen wars.

i was 5.
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>>33435798
have you been writing a greentext on another blue board?
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>>33434176
>This time apparently she found it fascinating that her parents own guns that are older than her grandparents, and so did an entire history paper on the firearms that are our family heirlooms.
post it
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>>33449566
I drew Star Wars battles with stickmen and was like 8. Got sent to school guidance conselor about how War is hell. I knew, but it's just a fucking kids imagination. People die, but let a kid do his thing.
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>>33449324
>>33449350
Miller-Urey
http://www.windows2universe.org/earth/Life/miller_urey.html
http://science.jrank.org/pages/4344/Miller-Urey-Experiment.html
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Are private schools a decent compromise?
If so, anybody know of good ones in British Columbia?
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>>33450057
Still no evidence it could form itself into enough DNA to create even a single cell organism without prompting.

When you reach numbers like this, I could just as easily believe in pastafarianism and be just as right.
Face it: evolution, amino acids or not, is just as much faith as Christianity.
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>>33449151
>really love working with my hands
>"No anon, you need to know about cells and the digestive tract of fish so that you can excell in college"
>drop out and work at goodwill now.
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>>33451779
Thank you very much.
There's just so much extraneous bullshit nowadays.
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>>33443232

That or Jamal from her class tells his daddy about the all the free guns for the taking at OP's house.
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>>33442434
If you want a decent sample size, why do home schooled children consistently score above their publicly educated peers on standardised tests? Eat a dick you brainwashed pinko faggot.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2011/09/study-of-the-day-home-schooled-children-score-higher-on-tests/245036/

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/aug/30/home-schooling-outstanding-results-national-tests/

loving every laugh
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>>33443559
>tfw I was born 1997
>tfw I know dozens of girls exactly like that
The rest who didn't whore out were either hardline Christian or social outcasts
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>>33434176

The best thing I heard all day.

>Make daughu cuck and libtard proof.
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>>33451291
Well, no. You also get naturally occuring lipid bilayer "bubbles" which act as rudimentary cell mebranes. Combine some early formed DNA/RNA/amino acids that can exist within the bilayer, repeat for a billion or so years throughout Earths oceans, and you're bound to get some kind of proto-cell that can replicate.
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>>33443210
You should actually do it now.
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>>33444411
>public schools aren't mind control centers where the lizard people encourage children to inform on their parents and how to gobble cock.
KEK!
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>>33444411
This
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>>33455235
Would you willingly institutionalize yourself in any other government run institution? Would you want to go to the VA hospital instead of a real hospital? Public schools are horribly mismanaged in the US. Like any other public institution, they chew the wrong people up and spit them out while the real shitheads run free. Many are run much like prisons. Glad I don't have children.
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>>33455368
Then do your duty as a citizen and work to make them (and your country) better, instead of just giving up.
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>>33455502
Or just don't vote, live in the mountains, and kidnap children to build an army.
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>>33455598
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>>33440641
even a shitchell's mauser deserves better than that
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>>33455664
Fucking Saved!
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>>33443961
I was never in boy scouts, though I did do this thing called "going to people's houses and hanging out", which I still do to this day in my twenties. Sorry you've never gotten the chance to do anything similar as a public schooled kid that everyone would rather kill themselves than sit with. On the plus side, I guess group projects would be easy for you since everyone would rather do all the work for you than actually interact with you.
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>>33454860
aaaaaaand test for that?
My friend, you're getting into the realm of giving up on writing the zeros and just starting to put exponents in terms of the probability.
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>>33455664
>Implying selling your children is wrong

They're my property until they've become matured adults so it's not a violation of the NAP.
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>>33455873
http://www.uh.edu/~geos6g/1376/orginlife9.html

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2926753/

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17987-how-life-evolved-10-steps-to-the-first-cells/
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>>33456184
None of the links do anything more than state that the amino acid experiment worked and that if combined with very specific temperatures and combinations of wet and dry that they can condense into balls of stuff.

It ALSO states that while RNA and DNA can have their base components synthesized under theoretical conditions of a young earth, we ALSO have been incapable of synthesizing a full chain of DNA or RNA without external manipulation.

This doesn't even get into the amount of shit that has to go right for the early species to even exist as a single cell organism, miraculously get larger and start developing into a multi cell organism, eventually working into a proto fish and somehow becoming a land based species, millions of years or not.

Again, no longer are we in the realm of zeroes but rather exponents, and bullshit with letters.
I'm not saying that any particular religion is right.
I'm just saying evolution is wrong.
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>>33456277
>evolution is wrong
>the basis for modern biology is wrong

Ever wonder why kids look like their parents or how people bred domesticated animals into so many different breeds? Evolution is easily observed, studied, and manipulated. People have been using it to their advantage for thousands of years before discovering the mechanisms for how it works.

None of the articles or myself claim to know exactly how life originated, it's just the best possible explanation at the current time.
With amino acid and protocell formation in early Earth conditions it's possible they could have been combined into a working ancestor of a simple cell. Yes, it's statistically unlikely, but with a large amount of time, like a billion or so years, and a large sample size, like the entire warm shallow seas that covered Earth, it would have been possible.
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>>33436027
>Keep thinking that gov't schools are great.
They are pretty great for at least two things:

Kids develop social skills that they don't when they're at home 24/7 with your autistic ass and your retarded wife.

There is at least a basic standard of education that is likely higher than your level of education at the same age was. Kids in public school are covering more advanced topics at younger ages than even when I was in high school 10 years ago.
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>>33456277
>I'm just saying evolution is wrong.
We already have enough retards on /k/. You have to go back.
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>>33436780
>IF school taught kids to socialize
>>33436043
>we'd grade kids on socialization

That's not what people mean when they say kids learn social skills in public schools.

What they mean is that your kids are forced to be around other children of differing levels of intelligence, interest in education, differing interests, different socio-economic backgrounds, different ethnicity, etc. during at least 7 hours of their day.

That you can't understand that points to you both being homeschooled and socially retarded.
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my friend told me when he was in middle school he had a necklace of an empty shell casing and it got confiscated on a field trip due to it allegedly scaring people. even though all the teachers were fine with it
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>>33456407
>>33456407
What?
Genetics=/=evolution
No.
Seals are in fact NOT the result of young magically sprouting flippers when they became water based.

Genetics and traits among species and full on evolution are not the same thing.

At least from various internet articles and old textbooks I dug up this morning, it seems best summed up as this.

Genetics is blue eyed father and mother have a blue eyed kid.
A red eyed father and a blue eyed mother have a purple eyed kid.
(No, I'm not digging around for my cheat sheet on dominant and recessive genes; this is simply an example)

Evolution (I'm not talking about macro evolution: that is a topic for another time) is that a blue eyed father and a blue eyed mother are forced to live in a dark environment
Eyes then are therefore irrelevant and either are bred out of the species due to genetic defects becoming the norm (these are usually recessive) OR they start becoming larger because it lets in more light.
Over time they also start to develop more sensitive hearing and use echolocation to see.
They then start growing extra hair to compensate for the cold of the underground and voila, while new species based on hundreds of lines ignored genetic code being rewritten by a few glitches that somehow magically came into being.

Again, I'm not arguing religion is right: simply that the theory of evolution is, with a few exceptions, as wrong as the theory of spontaneous generation that predates and inspired it.
>>33456479
Get bent.
Evolution as a basis for the origin of species was even refuted by Darwin on his death bed and is as much cockamamie "science" as spontaneous generation.
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>>33443828
>nowadays

Plenty of girls I went to middle and high school with 15 years ago ended up exactly like how anon described. Including my best friend's sister. I know, I'm one of the guys she wanted to fuck.
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>>33456543
Genetics is very much the basis for evolution.
Nothing magically sprouts flippers or starts growing fur as a response to changes in their environment.
Instead, the diversity in the gene pool carries many different trait, and depending on the environment they may be selected for or against, being selected for means that the organism is more fit for it's environment.
Say we have a population of dog-like ancestors of seals living in a shallow water environment, and let's say the organisms with larger paws have an easier time swimming and catching food in this environment. They are more fit for this environment, and are able to more easily survive and reproduce. Any of the organisms with smaller paws will be less fit, produce fewer offspring, and eventually die off. Over time as longer and longer paws are selected for, they might begin to resemble flippers. Evolution happens through small changes in the gene pool and acts on entire populations. Individuals on the other hand are selected for or against depending on their fitness in their environment.
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>>33456819
But no matter what you do, it will always be pa s short of going in and tampering with the gene pool.

As you said yourself they don't just sprout flippers.
However bigger paws may be a regular occurrence and even become the norm.
But again, never gonna be flippers without going in and changing several thousand lines of DNA, and even over hundreds of generations the "flippers" are still legs and paws.

You can have size variations.
You can have color variations.
You can even have slight variations in beak size and claw size and stuff.
But never will there ever be a full on transformation from paws to flippers, beaks to a maw full of teeth, eyes to feelers, or even extra arms or prehensile tails that were never there to begin with.

As I recall it's called macro evolution, the exact kind of evolution I was referring to in my "with some exceptions" line.
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>>33457273
>never going to be a full transformation
Holy shit that's exactly what happens you mong. You keep saying "muh thousands of lines of DNA" with no idea how it works. Not all genetic material is used, not all genes are on. Over time through hundreds of thousands of generations with selection towards a trait a paw can become a flipper, or a hoof, or a wing, or a hand. This gradual change over time can be seen in the fossil records of different organisms, and the similar bone structures than can be observed in the limbs of all tetrapods show that they evolved and diverged from a common ancestor. If you're interested, a film that does a great job of explaining this is "Your Inner Fish," by a fish palentologist from UChicago. I think it can be found on YT.
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>>33434176
You're doing god's work, anon. Just make sure that you keep up the push. If you relax, she'll be getting creampied by the class Chad within a few years.
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>>33457515
IF that's the case then where the fuck are the fossils of the weirdos with genetic deformities that became the norm for things like seals and whales and the likes?

Things just seem to make huge jumps, even supposing your thousands of lines of DNA worked and didn't come with extra health problems.
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>>33434323
Have you ever had to deal with kids? You cannot stop them spreading info or if you're cheeky, pure bullshit
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>>33443284
It means the knowing spouse of an adulterer.
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>>33456509
For what it's worth, all I learned about in public school was that niggers and spics were subhuman, the average person is incredibly stupid and that violence is always an acceptable answer, though seldom the optimal one.

Side-effect of being a whitey going to school almost entirely amongst spics and niggers though.
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>>33458026
Fossils are still pretty rare as they only form under specific conditions, but there are some pretty weird ones out there.

http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/article/evograms_03

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-did-whales-evolve-73276956/

There are some interesting whale fossils on the first page and some good info on the second.
If you want some really strange fossils look up ice age era mammals.
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>>33458005
No one likes your fucked up fantasies you pedo scum.
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>>33455664
can i have a box where everyone is nice but also lets me the money i worked for
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>>33458221
Short on time (have to head to work)
However there are some serious jumps from one thing to the next (at least in the article from Berkeley; I don't have time for more than a glance st the smithsonian article) like the arrangement of nostrils, development of blowholes, complete transition from hind legs to flippers, etc.

One would think we would have found at least one or two examples of an intermediate with half-leg half-flipper appendages, especially with the amount of archeology going in modern times.
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>>33458287
>tfw still care about environment box
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>>33458336
Actually, I have about five minutes.
Enjoy this article in the mean time and I'll probably be back to continue this discussion, although I'll probably post it as its own thread in /pol/ as to avoid being off topic.
http://www.icr.org/article/493/
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>>33458336
Ambulocetus is a good example
http://www.amnh.org/explore/news-blogs/news-posts/a-walking-whale-ambulocetus/
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>>33458467
>1972
Our understanding of biology has come a long way since then.
>Henry M. Morris
>degree in civil engineering
So it's established that he has no formal study or understanding of biology. You wouldn't ask your dentist to rebuild an engine, so why should his outdated and uninformed arguments on a subject he has no experience in be valid.
>young Earth creatonist
Any study of geology and radiometric dating quickly destroys that argument too.

Anyways.
The problem with his argument is that all change occurs from random mutation, and that new genetic material has to be added. This is a simplistic and flat out wrong view on evolution, most of the change in an animals gene pool depends on sexual reprodution, not random mutations. Random mutations are rare, but not impossible, and even more rarely they are beneficial. Organisms with non beneficial random mutations are quickly selected against and die, if they are even able to properly form in the womb and make it to birth.

He also misuses the 2nd law of thermodynamics. The entropy of the overall system is declining. A closed part within a system (Earth) may experience a decline in entropy as long as overall entropy occurs (the entire expanded universe).
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>>33458467
>>33458771
Whoops
Last part should say
>The entropy of the overall system is increasing. A closed part within a system (Earth) may experience a decline in entropy as long as overall entropy increases (the entire expanded universe).
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>>33434176
bump
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>>33435252
>I went to the range with my math teacher.
How big was his dick? Could you take it all?
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>>33458930
>>33458771
Regardless, linking /pol/ thread.
>>118744153
See you there.

Others are happily accepted.
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>>33463242
The heck?
Hold up,
>>118744153#
Let try this.
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>>33463264
Okay, third times the charm.
>>>/pol/118744153
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>>33438901
Same-ish here, not in southern state but they printed out pictures of my /k/ threads with custom CSS and everything and called my parents, but once I answered questions and told the dude I just found guns interesting he said something like "he isn't the type to bring guns to school". Blew over fast but scary when it happened.
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>>33442498
Who knows, he might go lion mode later.

(What happens when a male lion takes over a pride? Pro tip, he doesn't eat the girl cubs...)
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>>33438832

And yet, here you are.
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>>33442236
>and multiple technical certificates related to software development.

> I make apps because I don't have a BA
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>>33449211
That's not the fetish, but it is the root of the word.
>>33458287
Sorry, no.
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>>33437839
Welcome to the underground.
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>>33443750
I may be an outlier, but I was homeschooled, my dad is an electrical engineer and an associate professor, my mother has an english degree. By the time I was in highschool I was taking college level math courses and doing whatever science interested me at the time.I ended up with a well rounded, classical education, good family values, and will graduae with a geology/ anthropology double major a semester early. I can still throw back a few with friends and get along with anyone I meet. YMMV
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>>33434176
You're an honor to /k/orps and /k/ube OP, keep up the good work.

as for the people debating evolution vs creationism can we get back on topic?
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>>33464575
I Made a dedicated thread for it.
I didn't realize it would go beyond a few posts, sorry for being off topic.
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>>33435308
Goddam it you fucking pedo, my sides are in orbit
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>>33443032
That's
That's pretty kekworthy
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I told my kids not to talk about guns at school after they sent a boy home for making finger pistols at recess.

I live in a nice conservitive town but our school board is batshit crazy. They sent home warnings about dabbing, throwing water bottles, finger guns, etc.
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>>33465705
Ah yes, one of those prison districts like mine was. The fuckers tried to suspend me for two weeks when I was in kindergarten because I told some girl I was going to "freeze her". It was like 3 weeks after Columbine shooting and they had devided to institute their first zero tolerance policy for "threats". My mother went in and tore the teacher and the entire administration a new collective asshole and then smacked the hell out of me at home. Our mutual mistrust if gummint was born that day, by God if I didn't butt heads with those idiots once a month at least.
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>>33453363
>Jamal
>has home
>has father
Pick one
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>>33467062
Hey now, don't be like that. There's still around... what... 20-25% or so of black kids that has a dad.
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>>33438820
No bulli
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>>33443768
Stop roleplaying
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