/k/ what would you do if your neighbors bees killed your

>>33423451
Amazon prime a barrel of wasps to his doorstep.

The NAP had been violated, I would be obliged to burn their house down.

>>33423451
But I don't live next to an ATF agent.

>>33423451
ATF is using bees now? This shit is out of control

Bees are bros and wouldn't do that so long as I wasn't a nigger tier dog owner who let his puppers run free in other people's yards.

>>33423558
But my dog dindu nuffin i just let her out to use the bathroom and those nigger bees came and stung her till she died.

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Based bees.

>>33423593
I don't beelieve you. Bees are bros.

>>33423451
If it was legitimately my dogs fault, nothing.
In any other situation I'd go Gerard Butler vs. Jamie Fox on them. Like that movie.

>>33423851
Bees R dumb

>>33423451
Set his hives on fire
Lex Talionis Motherfucker

>>33423451
Africanized or European bees?

if Africanized I'd kill them with a flame thrower.

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>>33423451
>ATF is now controlling bees

>>33423451
Was this the work of the AutistBeeKeeper? I know he still lurks somewhere around here

>>33423593

did he leave your property?

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>>33423908
So R dogzz

Mine tried to eat a porcupine ass-first last week.

>>33423911
European

>>33423948
The dog? No she didn't

>>33423957
>european bees

Did your dog knock over one of their hives?

>>33423949
Well your dog deserves to die then

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>>33423987
He really does

>>33423973
No my neighbor was moving his bees or something and they just came over and killed my dog

>>33423451
I'd get another dog that wasn't a retard and wouldn't mess with the bees

Like with our dogs:
>humans get hive full of delicious looking bees
>try to eat bee
>get stung
>leave bees alone forever after

>>33424004
Do you leave your dog outside or was it just really bad timing?

>>33423451
Smith?

>>33424019
Bad timing i guess i should've seen them before i let her out.

>>33424032
she probably tried to eat a bee, or maybe the hivemaster crushed a few accidentally. they release a pheremone when they die that sends the other bees into a frenzy

>>33423451
>neighbors bees
Send in the AC-130, they violated your NAP.

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>>33423451
Fill pic related with insecticide and hose down the bees.

>>33424029
No

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>>33423451
Pic related, just make sure to bring enough wasps.

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>>33424032
The smart move is to pursue matters through a court of law, but if my neighbor killed my dog I'd burn their fucking house down.

>back in NJ
>catch neighbor trying to poison dogs
>county can't do anything
>cops tell neighbor to stop using poison
>collect pellets and dump them in a kiddy pool they used for drinking water for their army of feral cats
>mfw county shows up and arrests neighbor for poisoning his cats

>>33424090
the wasps lost that battle, though

>>33424102
yeah, not a lawfag but there could be some kind of negligence suit in order

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>>33424115
MORE
WASPS
Look, he might not have flowers, but ain't going to be any insects or especially bees (which are now confirmed dog killers!) around for miles if he has hives upon hives of wasps everywhere. Any harmful bugs like ants and termites ain't going near his place, and his neighbor doesn't get any more cowardly bees.

>>33424102
Well he's already going to be paying me close to a thousand dollars, do you think i should still sue him?

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>>33424090
>anon wages a proxy war by manipulating resources desired by both belligerents.

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>>33424161
A suit would be messy for both of you. I'd take the shekels.

>>33424002
>.atfporn

>>33424161
That sounds fair.

I loved my dogs like family, personally, I would demand the neighbor to kill his bees or youngest child. Eye for an eye.

>>33424191
Well i already killed most of his bees via hairspray flamethrower...

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>>33424205
>Well i already killed most of his bees via hairspray flamethrower...
Then why are you making this thread?! Anons have died in the time we've been replying, OP, you've got your revenge already!

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>>33424191
>turn on news
>see that your neighbors have put out their children's eyes
How much do they love their bees?

>>33424161
that's very fair, I'd just leave it at that.

>>33424205
>most

No you didn't. Killing a single hive with a hairspray torch would take all fucking day. I know, I've done it. What you want is a fire bomb, anon.

>checks to see if ATF is watching

Get about three or five cans of compressed gas and tape them shits together. Then place some kind of detonator (a firework is your best bet) on the inside of your bomb and around the outside. Make sure the fuse is tied together and give yourself about 30 seconds. Place at the base of each hive.

Pretty rudimentary shit but it'll work well for smaller bee boxes.

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>>33424221
But i need more

>>33424090
Great bee liberators!

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>>33424225
>tfw you realize your neighbor is the bee guy on /k/

>>33424260
Wow thanks totally not atf man

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>>33424278
>I-I'M the bee guy!!!

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>>33423532
Do it.

>>33424316
You're welcome civilian. Want to share pictures on guns the government isn't supposed to know about?

>>33424353
Sorry sir i wouldn't be posting here if i had guns

>>33423949
kek

>>33423451
Order an MRE off amazon. Take the heater packet out and pour a quarter bottle of pepper sauce in it, fill it the rest of the way with water, tape the top shut, and the row it in the bees hom .

>>33424495
Is that some sort of go boom type thing?

Keep a better eye on my dog.

Bees gonna sting dummy. Keep your doggo away.

Ps sorry about your dog.

>Killing endangered creatures because your a shitty dog owner.

Good work. Once all the plant life dies off you can bury your family next to your dog.

>>33423451
>Shotgun
>Dragons breath
>Aim at hiveboxes
>???
>Profit

>>33424663
>implying that me killing a couple hundred bees is making a difference

>>33424161
That's good.
Still sad the dog passed away.
You should tell him he has to earn you before he starts fucking with the bees like that again.

>>33424495
>>33424553

This is retarded. You're going to casually mace the bees?

Just buy pepper spray at that point.

And the boom from the bag isn't enough to even cause an explosion.


Proper mre bomb you put the heater and ghost pepper essance into a nalgene bottle. Pressure gets high enough to really fuck shit up.

>>33424205
If true, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Dogs are like family, but this just sounds like an accident. It's horribly sad, but it's not particularly the bee-guy's fault, beyond not warning you he was gonna move the nests.
Even then, after all the time the dog and bees lived nearby with no issue, I would probably assume no warning was needed.

>>33424663
*you're
dipshit

>plebs get short haired dogs and wonder why they die to bees
>fluffy dog master race slowly inherits dogdom

Call code enforcement and make them move

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>>33423451

but bee's are a huge part of the enviroment and only attack if they are attacked.

sounds like OP's dog was being an asshole and got what it deserved.

bees are friends. id much rather see more bee hives than more dogs. i fucking LOVE dogs, but bees make the world go round.

>>33423451
>service writer at a truck shop
>Get a semi with flat tire on trailer
>write him up
>Btw anon my trailer is a flatbed carrying boxes of beehives I'm going need to hose them off repeatedly so they don't get pissed
>Ok
>Truck parked outside shop, can't come because bees
>all the mechanics are suddenly allergic to bees
>Only guy willing to work is the red neck who brags about killing a feral hog that he hit with his truck by shoving his truck katana through it's eyeball
>Red neck gets to work
>Bees get pissed
>He is stung
>Driver vanishes, never hoses down bees
>Red neck gets stung some more
>Red neck has to take day off due to stings
>few thousand bees don't leave when the truck leave, they decide to infest our shop
>One mechanic was actually allergic
>Gets stung by bees and has to go to the hospital
>shop loses business because bees keep fucking up our employees

Oh and

>Fellow service writer had to take a couple days off because his aunt died
>She died from anaphylactic shock caused by a bee sting

Fuck bees

>>33424992
>let dog out to shit
>stung by bees and dies
>lol u deserve it faggot