Can someone help me out? I'm an anti-gun liberal type person,

I heartily recommend a Dragon Dildo.

>>33419471
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
I use to argue with my dad about guns a lot. I was telling him I thought all guns should be banned and we'd kind of discuss it He's a big guy. Smart too went to college. . He's alpha and all bangs my mom a lot. He doesn't think guns should be banned. I told him they killed people and he said that's the point. It seems wrong to kill though but they don't seem as deadly as the people been telling me and I always kind of secretly wanted one. My dad was going to buy me one when I was 18 but he seemed really disappointed when I dropped out of the boys softball when I was 16 and never really recovered from it. He just said he had no son because I like bicycling and he'd just shake his head in disapproval whenever he seen me in those spandex shorts. I'd really kind of like to get a gun that would make him think I'm a macho manly man but not something that is going to make the rest of my family think I'm a school shooter.

>>33419551
I'm not a gun guy. I like European longswords. All those other sword cultures are surrounded in mysticism that they're clearly fake. A samurai wouldn't have a chance at taking a knight sword on sword his blade would dent or break really fast.

>>33419566
*unsheathes katana*
What did you just say, you little shit?

>>33419590
Long swords were made to hit metal plate armor. Katanas were made to cut down unarmored peasants.

>>33419598
So you're saying that my trillion times-folded handmade katana that i got for 100$ doesn't stand a chance against your long sword?

Heh. That's were you're wrong, kiddo.

>>33419613
Two men enter. One man leaves.

My moneys on this guy.

>>33419598
>Long swords were made to hit metal plate armor
But that's wrong, senpai.

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>>33419598
>he doesn't even deathstroke

>>33419624
*tips fedora in your direction*

you won't regret that bet

>>33419411
Scar 17 with foregrip and scope and pair it with a SIG P320 tacops and youll be operator

>>33419613
How would they even count to a trillion? How is that only a hundred dollars that would take forever there is a minimum wage to make stuff.
What are you even talking about?

>>33419668
Scar sounds like it might impress him. That sounds cool. Would I get in trouble if I slung it on my back when I rode my bike over to their house with it?

>>33419677
Anytime a rifle is strapped on your back in public its sure to get attention. Check the state and city laws to make sure its legal to open carry a long gun, if its legal, then youre fine.

>>33419672

You seem to forget that a japanese master blacksmith doesn't forge a sword for monetary reasons. He does it for the art of forging itself, therefore you only pay the shipping fee.
Also
>he can't even count to a trillion

>>33419668
I just googled it, that's a military assault rifle. I don't want people to think I'm a school shooter. Why are you trying to bait me, I can see it looking at it that it has that shoulder thing that goes up that's a dead give away.

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>>33419705
>military assault rifle
>bait
>shoulder thing

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>>33419705
Kek
>>33419723
since this is clearly a bait thread, we might as well enjoy ourselves

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>>33419723
Yeah pic related that's a shoulder thing that goes up. It has the military assault mag. That's clearly a military assault rifle. I don't know if it's a full auto or a half auto one but I don't think it's legal even.

>>33419702
>>33419702
>>33419645
>>33419743

I can tell you're the same poster. Hillary won the popular election, deal with it!

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it has TWO of the things that goes up
I don't think a military styled assault rifle is going to impress my dad if it makes my mom cry.

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>>33419758
>half auto

>>33419786
Yeah. I wasn't born yesterday kiddo, it's half auto it only shoots 1 bullet but loads all the bullets for you. I thought you guys were know gun stuff.

>>33419791
fuckshits responding to this tard have been eating the bait hard

>>33419800
Katana guy is back and mad that he picked an inferior sword. I can respect you like the blade real men can settle their differences with honor. Getting butt hurt and trolling my thread because you picked a bad sword isn't honorable Mr. Harry Carey

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You have to be a confident man indeed to think that 6 rounds of .22LR are all you need.

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>>33419758
>Half Auto

Fuck man, that was some funny shit!

>>33419809
That looks like something James Bond would use, it's all shiny. He's going to think I want to try to ask him to the prom with me if I show him some little shinny piece of jewelry like that. I want to impress him. I thought showing him my carbon fiber bike would do it but he just shook his head and told me to get a new pair of pants. He's really old fashioned.

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>>33419598
>Long swords were made to hit metal plate armor.

You just confirmed for everyone here that you're a troll faggot. Now kindly see yourself out.

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>>33419875
Are you still here Harry?
A katana would break. A long sword would hit guys in full armor all the time. A katana would stress fracture and you'd probably hurt yourself on it when the pieces go flying. It's a FACT! You probably haven't studied any ancient European manuscripts on half swording just read The 5 Rings and try to cut guys fingers off.

>>33419845
get a colt m1911

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>>33419411

The bigger the gun the bigger the penis

>>33419598
For all intended purposes, retard without fencing training is as hopeless when fighting with one as he is with another(you deal with them like you would deal with a guy with baseball bat, so shorten your distance before they swing, one of the most important parts of fencing techniques is keeping the distance so things like these won't happen).
If somebody really wanted sword for self-defence nowadays he would pick something that reminds rapier with some tweaks and actually train fencing with this thing. It's just that it doesn't make sense.

OP - I don't understand your motives entirely but go on range and rent few hanguns and rifles, try them out, maybe you'll like one of them or the other. Then buy one.

>>33419940
>trigger backwards
slav engineering, right my dudes?

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>>33419940
That moment when you realized you reassembled it fucking wrong.

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>>33419613
>tfw carrying katana
>tfw fighting other samurai
>go to strike at other samurai
>blade is moving towards him at 0.66 degrees off center
>ohfuck.dyeonparchment
>blade hits his literal paper and bamboo armor
>shatters into 3000 pieces like discount african glass
>buh buh buh but it was folded eight quadrillion times
>you somehow survive, but the west fucks over your entire culture later anyways
>fuck it, you decide to go over to the west to see their weapons of war
>testing a westerner sword
>hit it as hard as you can against a fucking rock
>tfw it dulls a little and bends slightly
>whatthefuck.lithograph
>tfw your infinitely folded steel lacks any carbon and the iron cannot bend at all
>meanwhile the westerners have actual weapons of war and not rice field flyswatters

Ya know, this is why I hate weebism. There's nothing special about the land of Chinese cartoons.

>>33419928
I heard that has stopping power. Will that impress him it's a really slim gun I don't want him to think I'm a gun twink or something.

>>33419956
European fencers were as highly trained as samurai there were entire guilds for it like dojo's and mercenaries. The katana were only considered scary because the katana was quick on the draw and people were unarmored.
I was asking about a range before but they're like the movie theater and don't allow singles. I tried going to the movies by myself and a bunch of girls just made fun of me until the show started. My friends wouldn't go to the movie cause it had a lot of guns in it. So they won't go with me to the range, I'm kind of afraid they might think I'm a school shooter too or something if I get a military styled assault weapon.

>>33420079
>military styled assault weapon

I know the perfect gun for you; buy a 10/22 in black and then strap a shit tonne of picatinny rails on it.

Military assault grade assault weapon platform of the century.

>>33420045
Not an argument.

>>33420370
>implying

>>33420103
10/22? I'm pretty sure those take high capacity assault magazines. I'm not cool with that.
How do I put rails on it?

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>>33419516
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>>33420045
Weebs on suicide watch