How do we fix Australia so they can at least try to defend

Please let them die. We need the extra land to make windmills. Plz

>>33410480
don't worry, Lyonhelm and Hanson will win out in the end.

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>>33410480
Just worry about the people on the coasts. The outback can defend itself.

>>33410480
fuck off we're full

>>33410480
FULL

The defence force is getting better and more equipped every year.

>>33410480
WHo are they defending from?

>cuckfailia

australia finally died with rodney ansell. it's the biggest western nanny state

>>33414067
>biggest western nanny state

Top kek, don't think so mate.

>>33410480
>implying our territory doesn't defend itself

>>33410480
But they do? They're top one country in the world for being as close as possible to defending their territory despite not actually being at war with anybody by a mile. That's just by default of geography alone, not even counting their anti-immigration iron curtain.

>>33414921

>relying on your Emu overlords to defend you from the spider incursion


Aussies have no backbone i tell ya

>>33410480
>How do we fix Australia so they can at least try to defend their own territory?
I guess you could make it an island nation in the middle of nowhere.

>>33414977
sss-ssshhh m80, they're using strict gun control so they're automatically a failed state of sissified welfare queens.

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>>33410480
We have a relatively small, but well trained and well equipped army for that m8

Besides, most country folk own at least one long arm anyway

>>33410480
How many Marines would it take to defeat the emu menace?

>>33417227
There are 2000 US Marines in Darwin being trained by our special forces, so that should give you some idea

>>33410480
Their current acquisition programs seem good enough, assuming they buy JASSM and cruise missiles for their subs.

>>33410480
Fast forward to now where there is no threatening sea power in the region.

>>33414977
>their anti-immigration iron curtain
Not only are you wrong, you're very wrong.

Annex New Zealand.

>>33410480
Emu conscription

>>33410480
Free the rest of the world to pre 34 uncucked 2nd amendment standards with machine guns and destructive devices. And then arm the wildlife so the aussie libtarss get purged by mutant emus and the surviving real aussies can save their continent.

>>33417337

>JASSM

Already use them.

>Cruise missiles

That's the plan.

>>33410480

They don't need to defend their land. Every thing there wants to kill you. If any thing, we need to help them defend themselves against all snakes, spiders, crocs, all sorts of fucked up shit

>>33410504
not even just the outback though
>2025
>Aggressive Chinese expansionism reaches the shores of Australia
>Beach landing commence
>Chao gets bitten by a coastal taipan.
>Fa trips and lands on a blue-ringed octopus.
>Bai is eaten by a bull shark.
>Jiang wades through a colony of Irukandji.
>Hui is stung by a honeybee. He's allergic.
>Beach landings play out like something from Saving Private Ryan, and the Australian people never actually show up.
>Chinese pack up and go home.

>>33410480
Is there anyway to fix the interior so it stops being a fucking desert?

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>>33414898
Yes so.
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia

>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

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>>33418074
Show us on dolly where the bad Australian touched you

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>>33418074
holy shit

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China vs Australia
>no nukes

Who wins?

>>33414067
>40% white

>nigger president for 8 years

>fool for another 4 years

>sjw shit everywhere

lol

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>>33418804
>for another 4 years

>>33418757
china

>>33410480

Why would they need to defend it? Literally everything down there that walks, crawls or swims is trying to kill you, and if you run into the sea hoping to evade them then the jellyfish and sharks get you.

>>33417185
You mean the one that caused 100% of the casualties during the lindt cafe incident?

>>33419088
Except Monis shot the cafe manager in the back of the head

>>33418074
>Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.

Not true. There are more .308s and shotguns as well as the occasional hangun.

>>33410480
>one of the highest rates of military spending per capita in the world
>well-trained and well-equipped military
>government is spending billions on new toys for them
>join in literally every war you Americucks fight, just for the fuckin laughs and the target practice
>at least 80% white
>equal 2nd on the Human Development Index

Australia is probably the most powerful nation, relative to population, in the world. America is a declining shithole of obesity, fanatical liberal politics and brown people. Whites are a minority. Literally fuck off with your "America is the best" bullshit.

>>33419378
>80%

I'd actually make it around 90%.

When I am Emperor of the World Australia will be allowed all previous common wealth weapons and whatever they had before the ban.

Computers connected to the internet will be taken though in exchange and they must write reports on how to stop the canadian shitposting menace that has overtaken them in posts.

>>33410480
The complete west side is basically Mad Max.

>>33418757
>China allies = North Korea
>Australia allies = UK, USA, NZ, Canada, Malaysia, Singapore

They'd get bled white getting here, with the likely advantage of Australia's massive radar arrays, sub fleet and all the eastern hemisphere's satellite data. Course the actual effect of getting a toe-hold comes down to 'how badly' they'd want to stay in combination of isolation, disruption of supply chains and probably most of SEA + Japan (who hate them more than anyone) going into full crazy mode.
Non military support, they could probably call in favors with France, dozens of Commonwealth countries, PNG and India.

There's a reason the Japanese didn't bother going there, its super fucking hard mode.

>>33418027
Dump some water on it? I dont fuckin know mate we just leave it for the natives

>90% of it's land is uninhabitable
Classic

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>>33419378
>Australia is probably the most powerful nation

Get away from this Marine vs. RAR soldier mentality. Australian Military is good at what it does. And it does small sale conflicts and support in operations very well, that's about it.

We have no supply chain, we have no mil tech we make. We have a horrendous retention rate of -1 per year, which lowers standards. We have no nukes, no nuclear subs, no nuclear carriers. We have no full divisions in the army, our fighter jets are interim and temporary, our subs and ships are old, our tanks are for training and not deployment.

We are shit.

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>>33419651
yeah fuckin oath, have fun fighting your miserable way across 5000 kilometeres of uninhabited desert with your supply lines stretched further than the distance between LA and NY, you greasy yellow little communists.

>>33419709
>shit
shut the fuck up m8 even our reservist conscripts held back the japs, who overwhelmingly crushed both the poms and the yanks in singapore and the phillipines. Australia is indestructible. We are literally the master race. Vitamin D from the sun has increased our testosterone to such an extent that we are at least 2x stronger, faster and more durable than the average eurocuck or amerifat. We are impervious to small arms fire. We can hover short distances. We can see up to 20 kilometres in good conditions. There is no conceivable scenario in which we could lose a war against China.

>How do we fix Australia so they can at least try to defend their own territory?
Elect the Greens, import a few million refugees from Syria, Afghanistan, and Iraq.

It might not fix Australia, it might not mean we get gun rights back, but the cops will be too busy dealing with terrorists to give a shit about backyard gunsmiths.

>>33419709
also RAR get paid like double your shitty marines and we care about our vets

>>33419709
>no supply chain
so they just hire people dedicated to logistics for no reason whatsoever?
>no mil tech we make
your picture literally has a fuck tonne of mil-tech in it not to even mention the f88 that we do in fact make even though it's original design isn't ours.
>tanks are for training and not deployment
We use american tanks on deployment yes but they're not strictly for training, they're still upgraded now and then are are used for defence for, you guessed it, the defence force.

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>>33419378
>>33419709
>>33419764

yes plz help

>>33419978
>a battle against a guerillas where one side had heavy artillery support and the other didn't

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>>33419709
Meet our "destroyer". Twice the price of a AB with half the capability. Also quality Spanish design and reliability.

>>33420028
It was a regiment of NVA regulars

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>>33420102
Nice picture you retard

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>>33418074
Yeah no fuckface.

>Kinder Surprise
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/why-are-kinder-surprise-eggs-illegal-in-the-usa-10055273.html

>Foreign Cars That Are Illegal in USA
http://blog.dupontregistry.com/features/foreign-cars-that-are-illegal-in-usa/

>Free Speech Zones
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/free-speech-zone/

Fuck of to >>>/pol/ softcock

>>33419714
And entrenched aussie forces picking off you supplies NON FUCKING STOP.

Because fuck your sanity.

>>33419709
>We make no mil-tech

Photo with bushmasters in the background....
fucken nuptey

No western country can defend their territory due to internal treason

>>33420213
Australia is already being sold to the chinks.

>>33410480
melt it into glass with nuclear fire

>>33419088
Police tactical unit, not Army job mate.

>>33420340
Where will you get your nukes, Ahmed?

>>33420608
As soon as Pakistan collapses, I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of theirs fell into terrorist hands.

>>33420622
It is the west that is dying
Why would largely homogenous countries like pakistan collapse?

There are non-white majorites among the young in most western countries
Noone would defend their own nation
Even America brainwashes people in the military to support the marxist agenda

>>33421102
>Pakistan
>largely homogenous
bwahaha, good joke m90.

>>33421111
All muslim is still a step over atheists/protestants/catholic/satanist/kill whitey mix

>>33421123
Yes, because religion is the only aspect to homogeneity.

>>33419651
And of course the US Navy will get to play!