RIP Steve1989 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2 I6Et1Jkid

>>33410022
What are we supposed to see on his page?

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>>33410022
What happened to Steve?
Has he been our "contaminated canteen guy"?

>>33410022
Fuck you OP.

>>33410022
>>33410036
>>33410043
>>33410113
He isn't Ian. He can't just stroll on down to some auction house or call some contacts and have guaranteed content.

As a ration collector, it is hard as balls to get a hold of common and modern shit if it is in the least bit foreign.

>and with the same caution of Steve, getting sick isn't all that bad

>>33410022
Nice

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>>33410022

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>>33410022
His hands are so shaky.

Almost like...

>>33410610
And he did it with a Nazi German ration.

Holy shit, Steve and Hitler got Parkinsons from exposure to swastikas and Schokicola.

>>33410626
God I wish, then maybe Karl the Wehraboo would fuck off to his replica eagles nest and never come back.

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>>33410626

No.

In the final moments of WWII with the Russians closing in, Hitler was desperate.

Men and Machine had failed him. Now all that remained was his mind. He had to save himself.

His research into the Occult had been a hobby to sate his curiosity, but now it seemed to be his only way out. He would die, but his soul would live on. He would become a Lich and hide until he would rise again.

But what could possibly serve as the Phylactery to store his soul?

That's when he saw it. The circle. The cycle. The eternal wheel of life. The round can of SchoKaKola that had been the last good thing he's had in these darkest times.

----

Nearly a century later...

>Nett.

>>33410993
Underrated post.

>>33410022
>RIP Steve1989
>We will miss you.
When I give a damn about food I'll never eat, maybe.
I've had MREs in the past, I'm surprised a channel could survive based on them.

>>33410022
>RIP Steve1989
What the hell are you talking about?

>>33410022
Did he ever put his finger on it?

>>33410022
I dont understand
what happened to Steve
I liked him before he was cool..

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>>33410993
Underrated

>>33410626
my hands shake too
I think Steve might have an iron defeciency

>>33411985
Iron helps us play!

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>>33410022
>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads

>>33411918
nice

>>33412191

;_;

>>33412191
This made me cry. Delete this.

>>33410993
>gets reincarnated
>immediately starts

This is funnier than Goebbels getting reincarnated as a Californian Jew

>>33410610
Almost like he's eating hundreds of dollars of antique chocolate and is excited.

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>>33410022
T-this was not nice at all, OP.

>three weeks since last vid
>it was the Scho-Ka-Kola vid

I'm worried.

>>33412455
He takes breaks and releases in chunks.

>>33412191
I am sure he has like 5 different types of cancer brewing inside of him from all the 50 year old smokes and rancid rations he has consumed.

>>33412560
Then you have no idea how cancer works.

>>33412584
this. you're a fucking idiot dude cancer comes from bananas

>>33412560
He is growing stronger every day.
Nice.

>>33410022
> he didn't just eat their MREs
> he ate their souls
> and then I joined in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwJFMjOz_l0

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>>33413285
kek

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>>33411918
nice

>>33411918

If a 70 year old block of botulism flavored cheese didn't perish him, then I declare Steve1989 immortal.

>>33410500
Fucking hell he's surprisingly handsome. No homo

>>33410043
lol now that would be funny

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>>33410993
Hans gert ze SCHO KA KOLA™

>>33411918
Noice

>asking my dad about nam and he goes on and on about food there
>sit him down and we watch steve eat a few nam era mre's
god bless you steve

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>>33412191
pls don't die steve

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Steve isn't an autistic NEET like you people, he doesn't have unlimited time and money to spend his whole life doing nothing but making MRE review videos on youtube. He's a grown man who works during the week, manages his finances, and makes videos about his hobby in his spare time. He buys MREs that interest him when he has the money and opportunity, then later finds time to record the video, edit it, and upload it. It's not an instant process. You autists having a meltdown because there isn't a constant stream of content coming from his channel is just sad. Try developing some perspective and suddenly a lot of your problems will magically go away.

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>>33415093
shut up you fucking spurge, Steve usually posts a video every week so people can speculate why he hasn't posted one in almost a month

Do modern MREs taste as good as Steve makes them sound or does he just have very forgiving standards?

>>33411136

They're little mini historical time capsules

>>33411918
nice

>>33415665
Bit of both, you'll find food about as good from 7-11s.

>>33415754
Funny, I thought the same thing but from a concern of cancer risk rather than taste. All that processed food heated up in plastic bags must turn your third eye to Russian MRE cherry drink.

>>33415665
Some do.
>US Beef Stew is the fucking shit, staple of the MRE since 1984
>civilian produced Beef Vegetable Soup was fucking gourmet quality
>the vegetarian cheese tortellini are pretty good
>the Asian beef is pretty good, but many tell me it is an acquired taste

>Lithuanian beef something was kind of tasty as a damn hearty dish to have in the winter, but was a touch bland, came with some really high quality jam though

>Russian IRP beef something or another was really good for the same reasons as the Lithuanian ration, damn hearty beef and potato stew that tasted amazing laying in the bush on a long ass hike back in January
>came with some pumpkin paste that was great with the thick crackers it came with
>came with apple jam that was the absolute best fruit product I've had in a ration

>I can only attest for the MCI from what I've seen in the main, but it looked like regular canned noodles and chicken. Smelled like it too.
>the crackers were pretty good for being from 1968
>the chocolate and almond candy disks were a massive surprise, the self preservative nature of chocolate kept the nuts good and crisp, not a trace of rancidity
>the pears made me question life and my hobbies

Everything else ranges from pretty okay to absolute garbage to be feared. This is only what I can personally say.

>>33415665
everything tastes great with tabasco

>>33411918
nice

>>33410022
Press NICE to pay respects

>>33412055
Nice.

>>33411918
nice

>>33411918
nice

>>33410662
explain? does Karl live in a replica Eagles Nest? I know he's a wheraboo/boderline Nazi but what are you getting at mate?

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>>33414040
Is the new production stuff any good?

>>33411918
nice

>>33417254
it has a higher cacao fat content and isn't constrained by a war so yes. But it will melt more readily if that is a problem for you

>>33411918
Nice

>>33411918
>nice

>>33415093
According to his stats he makes around $2700 per month on just his videos..
So he's not obligated to make more but it is suspicious that he hast posted anything or even responded to any comments recently

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>>33412191
nice

>>33412560
I want some of his blood to analyse. His white blood cells have got to look like microscopic Roman Legionnaires .

>>33418103
Calm down yeah, he's gone months without making YouTube videos before, this is nothing new
He's mostly active on MREInfo - just look
http://www.mreinfo.com/forums/search.php?author_id=1233&sr=posts

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>>33415295
not this guy again dear god

>>33412191
Not nice, NOT NICE!

>>33413956
I'd honestly be down to fuck if he cut his fucking hair. No hetero.

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>>33411918
nice

>>33411918
Nice

>>33418384
So did we ever find out why he photo shopped his hard palate black?

Of all the weirdness that was the most puzzling

>>33417254
I had some for the first time the other day. Its pretty good

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>>33418518
kek

>he just keeps eating the 70 year old chocolate

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Steve1989MREInfo so much, I had all the merchandise and MREs
>I pray to Steve every night before bed, thanking him for the botulism-free life I've been given
>"Steve is love" I say, "Steve is nice"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion to Steve
>I called him rancid
>He slaps me and sends me to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>I feel a warmth move towards me and the smell of hardtack and rancid Nam-era spaghetti fill my nostrils
>I feel something touch me
>It's Steve
>I'm so happy
>He whispers in my ear "Time to get you out on a tray"
>He grabs me with his shaky hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Steve
>"Nice"
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Steve
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Steve
>He retches as he fills my butt with his 50 year old cheese spread
>My dad walks in
>Steve looks him straight in the eye and says "Hmm... A decent and pleasing flavour"
>Steve leaves through my window

He's probably just sick.

Just kidding. He's dead as a doorknob.

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>>33419707
Ok I kekked pretty good.

>>33419707
Eww

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>>33410022
Dugan...
Hickok45 and his giant retarded son...
Idiotic EU directive...
Contaminated canteen guy...

And now Steve...

What's happening to the world?!
What's happening?!

>>33419707
>He retches as he fills my butt with his 50 year old cheese spread
Holy shit, I'm crying.

>>33419707
>I called him rancid
Fucking lost it.

>>33412293

califaggot jews are less liberal than their counterparts in the twin cities

>>33412545
>takes breaks and releases in chunks

Considering his diet I'm not surprised.

>>33420474
kekekekekek

>>33411918
Nice.

>>33415093
or.. he's dead

>>33411918
Nice

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>>33411918

Does anyone have the screenshot (Or link to video) where he's wearing this super bitchin' terminator shirt? Anyone have any idea what I'm talking about? Where2cop?

>>33419707
>Steve looks him straight in the eye and says "Hmm... A decent and pleasing flavour"

Holy shit, I read that in Steve's voice.
Immersion/10

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>>33419707
Include in screencap plz

>>33418233
Jesus he's just as chipper and cheery when he types as he is when he talks.

Do we know what Steve does for a living? He's gotta be a counselor or something, maybe he works as a teacher at a school. I don't see how he can be so damn cheerful all the time, it's incredible.

>>33419707
>Steve looks him straight in the eye and says "Hmm... A decent and pleasing flavour"

not:

>Steve looks him straight in the eye and says "Nice hiss!"

>>33412191
This made me feel