Your mission is to live with this penguin until he dies of natural

>>33400204
Can you feed him?

>>33400204
stuff that keeps you warm and dry, mobile shelter, robots to go outside of the shelter and interact with the penguin

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>>33400213
idk, i give up.

So I'm being given a dignitary protection mission in the antarctic, and my client is a fucking penguin?

Typical ruck load out, sleeping bag, extra socks, sleeping mat, entrenching tool, a few MRE's and water filtration stuff, ect and probably a mini stove with fuel and a fishing rod to gather food as well.

Would bring an M4 to eliminate all potential threats to penguin bro.

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>>33400305
would you make love to the penguin?
cum in it's mouth?

>>33400380
If my mission is to make love to the penguin and spooge in its mouth while protecting it, I will do what I must.

This is about the mission and following orders though, not any sick twisted fantasies I may or may not be hiding.

>>33400204
I won't need shit
Okay, I feed the penguin to a killer whale and I'm done

>>33400204
A gun with one round in it to off myself when the penguin finally finds the eldritch horror that was calling to him

>>33400204
I may not be allowed to kill him but I can kill all his friends and make a nice suit out of their hides to keep me warm and serve as a constant reminder of how alone he is without them until he sinks into depression and starves so that I can go home.

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>>33400419
no no no. there's a satellite watching you, to make sure you don't harm the penguin.

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>>33400403
How would you cuddle with it?

I'd lick it's ears

>>33400465
>doesn't watch the mission briefing
watch it for pete's sake

>>33400492
I didnt, the killer whale did, as is completely natural to them

>>33400526
there aren't any killer whales where you're going.
he's heading straight to the interrior

>>33400509
If the mission statement is to protect penguin bro and be his gay lover, I guess cuddle in the sleeping bag and kind of spoon a little bit

I doubt an autistic penguin would live very long, so I just need a normal ruck setup with some heavy duty cold weather gear.

I don't know how long it takes a penguin to starve but I just have to outlast him. He can't have any of my chilimac but I will offer him the veggie omelet just so he will want to kill himself even more.

>>33400204
>following a pinguin into the Mountains of Maddness
better take my elephant gun to punt some shogots and what ever else lives there and migh harm my pecker

>>33400535
Fine I kill it to spare it the misery of its own self inflicted drawn out death and then kill myself because we're fucked in all outcomes

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>>33400545

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>>33400556
...and miss out on all this.
surely you jest?

>>33400204
I would give him a nice penguin plushie to use as his fuckdoll

>Inb4 the penguin turns out to be "The thing"

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Does the penguin turn out to be part of a penguin idol group?

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>>33400204
>But why?

Goddamn WHY THOUGH? Don't just leave us hanging. What happens to the penguin? Why did he decide to walk off into Mordor by himself? I need to know more about this penguin.

Whats the source on this doc?

>>33401052
Kemono Friends

>>33400204
>Get artic survival gear (coat, snow shoes, ECT.)
>Grab penguin and then walk back to ship
>Sail back to San Diego
>Take penguin bro to Sea World
>Live outside penguin exhibit

Lifespan of an Emperor Penguin is 20 years.

OP you said "until he dies of natural causes." Is falling off a cliff within the next month considered "natural"?

>>33401078
Leopard seals are its natural predators. Seems that all you'd have to do is help them have a natural encounter, maybe after clipping the webbing of one or both of the penguin's feet.

>>33401005

Sexualizing the friends is so wrong but feels so right

Which PPP would you enter a strictly monogamous relationship with?

>>33401134
Third from the left

>>33401134
Install Gentoo

>>33400204
A satellite phone with crank charger so i can Amazon anything i need to me

This penguin and i are going to unravel the mysteries of aetherius together

>>33400204
I don't feel like going out of my way to download this, someone just tell me what the answer was.

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>>33401299
that's enough of that.
go back whence you came

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>>33401363
nobody knows. the doc doesn't follow him.
would make a great fucking doco though, if they just followed one to see what he does.

>maybe they'll find something worth seeing

doco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edsEUQB-J8
done by the same guy that directed 'Bad Lieutenant'

>>33401417
You don't have to be some /g/oon to like best penguin.

>>33400204
>A fresh pair of long-johns.
>Wool Socks
>New Gloves
>Goggles
>Mossberg 590a1
>300 #00 buck shells
>Knife
>Water Filtration Kit
>Box of handwarmers
>70 lbs of crunchy peanut butter
I will protect that penguin like it was my god given duty to.

>>33400204
ill take a plane ticket, 5 mre bags, my glock (3mags) and my remington 870 (25rds 00buck 25rds of 1oz slugs).

and once i locate him, i will carry him to the plane, board, fly home, have pet penguin.

there op i lived with him until he died of natural causes. or me squeezing him to death saying "OMFG I LOVE YEWWW".

>>33400204
>wetsuit
>flippers
>as much canned fish as I can carry
To live with the penguin, you must become the penguin.

>>33400204
>Your mission is to live with this penguin until he dies of natural causes.

Getting eaten by a sea lion is a natural cause so you know where I'm going with this

>>33401481
...are... are you a sea lion?

>>33401480
It's all fun and games until an orca eats your ass

>>33401134
the THICC one

>>33400204

jacket

note: when seeing the penguin I would "accidentally" throw him into the water, causing him to die of frostbite aka natural causes

>>33401487
No but I'd be happy to introduce said penguin to one

>>33401489
These are risks that come with the job.

>>33401494
>frostbite
>penguin
pick one and only one retard..

>>33401502
>sea lion detected

FUCK OFF WATER WEASEL! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>33401466
i wonder what ur shits would look like after consuming nothing but crunchy peanut butter, and the odd penguin cum shot?

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>>33401480
no this... this is operatoring

>>33401554
It looks like crunchy peanut butter.

Don't ask me how I know.

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>>33400204
are Seals death by natural causes?

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>>33401759
there's no seals over those mountains kiddo
just more mountains (approx 5000km till ocean)

>>33401875
>pack bare minimum survival gear and 1 fur seal (appx. 70lbs)
>throw seal at penguin day 1
>penguin dead by seal, AKA natural causes
>get to leave this hellish frozen wasteland

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>>33401903
now that just isn't sporting.
plus >>33400492
would see you

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>>33400204
I'll be in a bar with her
<<<---------
Call me when you get back

>>33400204
Compressed and fortified pemmican and fiber tablets, the rest would be normal deep winter load out.

Would probably still both die.

>>33402002
mmmm pemmican

i've heard of it, but never tried it. Any good?

>>33401036
see >>33401444

>>33402033
I made a batch a couple years ago, it's just fat and meat powder.

>>33402033
Think like jerky, but worse.

>>33402033
If you make a batch with nuts, honey, and berries as well as the meat, it tastes pretty fucking delicious.

More nutritious than those protein bars you get from the store, and cheaper, too.

>>33402079
sounds.... promising.

>>33402114
guess it's like all meat; ass without seasonings

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>>33402130
>>33402033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_vLuMobHCI

>>33402114
That will spoil fast as fuck, don't bother.

>>33402188
It can last up to decades if made properly: >>33402179

>>33402193
I know, adding honey and other moisture attracting dried fruit will lead to faster spoiling

>>33402207
I made the honeyed batch when it was below freezing for a week straight. No problems.

But yeah, making that again when everything can spoil just from weather isn't a good idea.

>>33400204

An arctic wolf.
Predators count as natural causes in the wild.

>>33402295
An arctic wolf....in the Antarctic? Hunting something that isn't naturally in the same hemisphere?

....absolute madman.

>>33402179
beautiful stuff

>>33400213
>>33400204

Can you fuck him?
(Or at least rub cock against him?)
(Or between two penguins?)

>>33402394
little rumpy pumpy with the tuxedoed bandit?
oh yes

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>>33402417
>>33402394

Being eaten by a predator is a natural cause.

Humans are an apex predator.

Eat pengin, mission complete.

>>33401036
It was put forth that the penguin has depression, which has been observed in nature and went off to die of starvation. Also, people saying he won't freeze to death because he lives in the artic, it's much warmer (objectively speaking) next to the coast than it is in the mountains.

>>33402207
I have some that's 5 years old, I just started eating it because I'm starving to death. Still fine.

>>33404151
Sauce on penguin freezing? Not arguing, just curious.
It mostly seems odd to me because they're fine in the water. The water is much warmer than the air, but it's also much better at removing heat from the body, hence why 75 degree water sucks so hard and high 98-99 degree water feels nice as fuck.