*teleports behind you* No but really how the fuck would you

Power armor

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>>33398531

Well, according to the movie, if a giant monster is swatting your helicopters out of the sky, instead of having them shoot at him from half a mile away or a couple thousand feet above his head, you should fly all your helicopters within his arms' reach so he can rip them in half. Also, be sure not to send one of your helicopters back to the ship to get help - that's for pussies.

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Couple of these bad boys should get the job done.

>>33398544
Dreadnought armor, to be exact.

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>>33398531

>>33398755

So you plan on just shaking the ground?

>>33398755
STOPPING POWAAHHHHH

>>33398531
45 ACP

>>33398755
I've had shits like those before

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>>33398790

>>33398531
Milkor MG8 40mm grenade launcher

>>33398973

So is that a yes or no? Why you show me that webm? I already know what it's like to chew 5 gum.

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>>33399044

>>33399057

Yeah, I post on a phone. I don't even own a computer. Feels great man.

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>>33398790
>he didn't even wash his hands

>>33398531

AT4 or Carl Gustaf M4.

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I take a page out of the ancient Australian Aboriginals book.
I set everything on fire and run away and hope it dies or I destroy the ecosystem so it can't support its own life anymore.

>>33398531
.45 ACP.
>muh stoppin powah.

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I saw Kong: Skull Island in theatres yesterday and it was a neat show but there were so many terrible plot holes that it just felt so fake and forced the whole time. The 'Nam era operator aesthetics/vibe was pretty cool, though. There's a Huey pilot who has a Type 56/AKM that he took of a chink farmer that he killed, and an M79 fuuump tube with a huge bandolier of 40mm's. He ends up being a retard, though.

>how do kill skull island?
Just airstrike.gif, carpetbomb.gif, and don't forget to brrrrrrrrrt.webm and level the whole fucking island until all non-insect life is demolished. Then just reap the shit out of the whole island's resources and renovate it into an expensive vacation getaway resort surrounded by oil rigs.

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Really fucked.

Grab your sticks and leave. Engage only from armed vehicles. If forced to dismount, engage only with heavier weapons (i.e. MGLs, Rokkit launchers, etc). Do not hesitate to call in fire support if possible. If you're doomed, do not call for reinforcements, for it will only waste your comrades life. Better to call in a fire mission on your location.

If, whatever that is, is by chance driven by animalistic instinct instead of sentience and cognition, really big fire might spook it. If such is the case, using flamethrowers is highly advisable.

"Martyrdom" (strapping your body with explosives) is also highly advisable.

>>33398531
I'd equip myself with a lot of slow motion explosions and period-correct soundtrack obviously

Apparently those things are immune to a .50. in the boneyard scene, it charges right through it

>>33398559
How the hell could that "drop bombs"?

>>33400671
Plants mines with a 2-5 minute delay.

>>33400673
Ah.... FUND IT

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>>33398578
Dreadknight?

A katana
Death before dishonor

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>>33398755
>it makes the earth cry

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>>33399057
Does the 4chan app not allow people to view file names or something, and do almost all of the phone posters use it?

>>33400697
For those who weren't wounded in the first run, yeah. Dreadnoughts were only used on the heavily wounded if I remember correctly. Even in death....

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>>33398531
By being stupidly overpowered.

>>33398531
fly overhead with apache.
use thermals.
Shoot hellfires.

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>>33400767
True. Man I wish they had more Contemptor Dreadnoughts, those things look like they actually can do shit beyond metal battering ram with legs. But I guess everything that was cool in WH40k has to come from the 30k or before.

>>33398755
>that tiny flash

Perfect template for gun memes.

>>33398973
chink fucking around with some acetone peroxide?

>>33399637

>Implying he wasn't the most /k/ character in the movie

>>33398973
Why is chink shit always breaking down or exploding??

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>>33398531

>>33398531
>yfw you didn't notice a difference between Kong and SLJ during the fast eye shots between the two

>>33400757
Clover? Not the other phoneposter but it's pretty popular along with Mimi, I've never used Mimi though. And no I can only see the very beginning of filenames unless I save the picture.

>>33398571
Hi keith

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>>33400912
>bakblast cur

>>33399637
Worst plot hole for me was them showing 4 Hueys on deck, and then having 8 or 9 of them in the air, flying toward the island. Second is that somehow they Maguffined an M2 + tripod out of fucking thin air.

He also didn't use the M79, which pissed me off.

>>33400661

I hate this shit about monster movies.

Like in 2014 Godzilla when they simply ignored everything everyone threw at them.

>>33401111
Orient the phone for landscape. You can see close to 30 characters of the title.

>>33398572

Zeon is love, Zeon is life. Feddies don't you rape my wife.

>>33401563
It's obviously "backblast clir" you illiterate fuck

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>>33401627

>>33398973
First time a woman got a blowjob.

>>33400775
>lizards
>thermal

By leaving the theater and going to see a better movie.

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>>33399057
Im a phone cunt too

>>33399637
this more or less yeah.

>>33398531
Ratshot

>>33398531
Napalm

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>>33400775
>>33402139
Thats only if the lizard has cold-blooded pro and everyone knows that

>>33401111
If you use Clover then tap the menu button on the post and choose Info. It'll display the full file name

>>33401834
I keep forgetting godzilla can shoot lasers.

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>>33402785
Sometimes it seems the JSDF does as well.

>>33400912
I really need to finish GATE one of these days

>>33402796
Glorious nippon tanks folded 1 billion times shoot mighty lasers at stupid giant lizard

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>>33402817

>>33402839
Old kaiju movies are so cool, fuck.

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>>33398531
>No but really how the fuck would you equip yourself and a team to activily hunt these things /InnaKong/

But really, any small arms wouldn't be enough, you'd need a tank or helicopter.