It's high noon, /k/. How do you take him on? Can you

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Can't lose on the draw if your dick is already out

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>>33394967
You think you can beat me punk?

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>>33394967
>mfw

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You wait until low noon till everyone thinks youve pussied out and shoot him in the back with a shotgun.

I can try OP, but it will not end well. I can only hope he shoots the gun out my hand and leaves it be.

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nobody faster than the waco kid

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>>33394967
nobody could

>>33394967
Dyin' ain't much of a livin'. I'd walk away.

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>>33394994
That fucking pistol he had with the removable stock makes me diamonds

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It feels good to know not everyone here is 14 years old

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>>33394967

>>33394991
This is a man you give your brass to

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>>33394988

>>33394967
You kill him the way most of the famous gunfighters who died violently went down:
Shoot him in the back of the head while he's shitfaced.

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/press e
/right click

>>33394967
Either with a breech loader or a side by side. I'll be Dirty Dan, and he'd be Pin-dead.

>>33395345
You can buy reproductions pretty easily

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>>33394967
I got this hold my beer

>>33394967
With a rifle from a 1/4 mile away.

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>>33394967

>>33395036
It's a (Jewish) conspiracy.

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A mans got to do what a mans got to do

>>33399255
A Jewish catholic homosexual conspiracy

>>33394967
Yeah, I bet clint eastwood hasn't practiced for a while, also he is old as fuck.

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The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed

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>>33400056
That's a bit well-read for this board full of trailer fudds

>>33399381
No, you must duel Josey Wales with time period weapons.


Anyway I die.

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>>33400076
>Stephen "There was a period where I could take a shit on a fax machine and it would be a NYT bestseller" King
>well-read

>>33400113
He has his moments.
> To Ray Garraty it seemed the longest minute of the longest night of his entire life. It was low tide, dead ebb, the time when the sea washes back, leaving slick mudflats covered with straggled weed, rusty beer cans, rotted prophylactics, broken bottles, smashed buoys, and green-mossed skeletons in tattered bathing suits. It was dead ebb.

Also Doolan's Cadillac is a great revenge story and I plan on going out like Roadwork or arage

>>33394967
I'll just nuke him

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>cap and ball
Hide behind a sheet of steel and wait for him to deplete his 8 shots (12 - 4 malfunctions), then take advantage of the 15 minutes reload time to bash him with a stick.

>>33400056

Sauce. Who is this

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>>33400076
The only people who think Stephen King is "well-read" are trailer fudds.

>War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.

*Big Iron plays*
*engages VATS with my 10mm*

heh, nothing personnel

Dive into the conspicuously parked wagon to my left, then pull back the canvas to reveal my Gatling gun.

>>33394967
>Can you beat him on the draw?
Harry Harrison's Deathworld series featured a custom fitted gun+holster combo which had a spring-like cable push the gun into the owner's hand much quicker than it would be possible to draw otherwise, activated whenever the palm assumed the correct position for receiving the gun.

>He kept talking to distract attention while he pulled out his gun. Fast and smooth.
>He could have been moving in slow motion for all the difference it made. Kerk Pyrrus stood rock still while the gun came out, while it swung in his direction. Not until the very last instant did he act. When he did, the motion wasn't visible. First his gun was in the arm holster—then it was aimed between Jason's eyes. It was an ugly, heavy weapon with a pitted front orifice that showed plenty of use.
>And Jason knew if he swung his own weapon up a fraction of an inch more he would be dead. He dropped his arm carefully and Kerk flipped his own gun back in the holster with the same ease he had drawn it.

The book turns 57 this year, where are my power holsters dammit.

Use one of those holsters where you just rotate the whole thing rather than drawing.

1854 Whitworth sniper rifle with scope.

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>>33401442

>>33401084
Ye old Metal Gear