>yfw you hear "I'm going to Canada if there's

>>33392157
My parents wanted to have me in Canada in case another draft happened.

>>33392167
Would you dodge another draft

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>tfw you join the military in advance to avoid the inevitable draft

>>33392191
I don't know if I can serve in the military. I have autism.

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>>33392157

>Getting drafted to fight a war for Israel and/or to sustain the Military Industrial Complex

Yeah, nah.

If we're directly invaded by a foreign power then I'll volunteer, but every US war since 1945 hasn't been worth dying for at all. Not even trying to be edgy here, it's just a fact.

>>33392249
Korea and Vietnam were worth it you pinko bastard.

>>33392249
There weren't drafts for those wars for that exact reason you tard.

If there's a draft, it'll be something worth fighting for unless you fancy yourself a communist.

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>>33392157
>land invasion of Canada begins
>need more troops, start the draft up again
>tfw I went to Canada as a result of the draft

>"You're in the Navy? lol [stale gay jokes"
>"Oh you're in ____ branch? Do you know ____?"

Why are so many guys in the .mil named Brian?

>>33392260

>Worth it
>Still lost

Yeah, nah.

>>33392249
This, fuck dying for (((greatest ally)))

>>33392327
>if you lose the war that means it wasn't worth fighting
wew

>>33392226

Coast Guard for you.

>>33392327
Korea wasn't lost

Vietnam was lost because there were certain targets in the North that couldn't be bombed, as in the military wasn't allowed to

Don't talk about Vietnam you piece of shit

>>33392198
that way you can choose your MOS
smart move mate

Fuck you, Canada's full.

>>33392226
>mental illness
>us military

you'd be right at home, they may even revere you as some kind of hooah highspeed demigod if youre the right kind of autism

>>33392157

You misheard them, they are going to Canada AFTER they get drafted.

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As a Canadian, those people can fuck off.

This country has been going to shit for ages, especially recently.

There's oodles of people I know that booked it innawoods and said fuck it.

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>>33392265
>weren't drafts for those wars

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_the_United_States#Cold_War

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>want to join military
>can't, because skin disease
>have to wait ww3 to get drafted

>>33392260
>a war for french imperialism
>worth it

nah

>>33392265
There were for Korea and Vietnam you pillock.

>>33392323
>Brian
I hear about way more people named John.

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>>33392226
You can't have autism if you don't tell your recruiter

>>33392510
Autism is more of a developmental disability. I know I guy that has high functioning autism and he's pretty fucking normal.

>>33392226
To the Airforce!

>>33392260
Korea: maybe. Vietnam: are you fucking serious?

>>33392226
Nah, you'll fit in just fine

>>33392157
The idealist in me says "Stay and protest", the pragmatist in me says "Join the Air Force" before the draft.

>>33392249
How about if we admitted to being an empire? Would you tolerate being conscripted into a relatively safe occupation force in territories we had held for decades? Would you be willing to serve for more than two years? inb4 DoD

>>33392580
Is it an obvious physical thing? If you really want to enlist just lie.

>even if there was a draft I would be excluded from the military for being a tranny
i just want to serve and defend my country which defends me from being thrown off a building by mudslimes. Is that so much to ask?

>>33393161
You're allowed in nowadays, you mentally ill weirdo.

>>33393161
You could also...you know....just enlist as your birth gender. Or if you're a convincing tranny, don't tell them you chopped off or added parts to yourself.

Eh. If there's another draft, Canada will be knee deep in the shit with us and probably be thinking of implimenting their own draft.

Like...if the U.S. needs a draft ever again, there is some scary shit going on.

>>33393161
Nah, they allow trannies in now, they'll even pay for your meds. Don't expect to do anything though. You'll be in a special "Look how inclusive we are" PR squad to be paraded around.

>>33393134
depends, will we be taking MORE lands? If you don't intend to assimilate your territory and colonize it, what's the fucking point? Occupation? That's just a life sink for (((them))) to throw away our sons on some bullshit land, either you colonize and depopulate the area, or you leave it the fuck alone.

>>33393161
Don't worry, next time the dems get elected they will create a more LGBTQ friendly military. For softer imperialism. A more equitable force of oppression.

>>33392157
11x Option 40 denied h3 hearing I want to die

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>>33392510
See this is a funny fucking joke

Except it is the fucking truth in line units.
Kill me please.

A nation which cannot realize its ambitions through volunteer effort alone doesn't deserve its independence, let alone a place as the world's premier Super Power.

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>>33392226
>tfw recruiters over phone tell me to not tell them that I have anything wrong with myself when I meet them in person

How illegal is this? This all seems so shady.

>>33393390
Illegal? They are the law, bitch.

I wouldn't move to Canada. I'd stay and fight, but it wouldn't be America's enemy that I fight against.

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>tfw diabetic and can never be drafted for anything short of a Red Dawn "To the last man and the last round." scenario
>but I wanted to join the military

Can't you avoid the draft by being a conscientious objector?

>>33393262
Yep, we drafted in WW1 and WW2. If it was WW3... we would be drafting too. If it lasts long enough.

>>33393450
I know that feel. Im smart and have a great disposition for it. unfortunately...

>born with-

>1 kidney
>hydronephrosis
>epidemisis
>and acquired the cancer in HS.

don't think they'd want to pickup that tab...

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They can't draft me if they don't know where I am. I have no fixed address. No mailbox. Don't pay taxes. No job. Anonymous bank account. No insured car. No drivers license. No facebook account. Internet is used at free public hotspots. They can't send me that draft request no matter what.

>>33393601
So you're homeless? Sounds cool desu senpai.

>>33392580
Psoriasis?

honestly if the us wanted to invade Canada we all know it would end in about 2 days with Canadians surrendering all of the maple syrup to the us

>>33392157
>if trump tries to ban immigration one more time I'm gonna move to Canada!

>why not move to mexico, it's a lot closer?

>...

>>33393658
I use homeless shelters sometimes but I'm not really homeless. Sometimes I get a cheap hotel room for a night when I want to have my own room.

>>33393805
>Because I don't speak mexican.

Got you there.

>>33393825
> thinks the only language in Canada is English
kek

>>33393853
>implying anyone cares about frogspeak

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>be pre-op tranny
>tfw draft proof even with new rules since you have to be done with your transition before you join

>>33393872
I care, Anon. I care.

>>33393947
Sacrebluea para nos lou forte go faque youshelvua hon hon hon.

>>33393770
We will never surrender our maple syrup !

>>33393879
Faggot. What happened to you? How did you let society do this to you? Why couldn't you just be a cool and manly gay guy?

Anyway, I'm probably exempt because my feet are flatter than Paris Hilton's chest.

>>33393947
The day french dies out in Canada will be a good day.

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>>33394046
No need to get so booty blasted.

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>>33392249
Wasn't that bad although I wouldn't mind doing an amphibious assault on Israel to remove dreidel

>tfw the Marine Corps will never go back to its punitive, raider days

I'd reenlist in a heartbeat if we did

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>>33393805
SSSSSSS...

Yeah, umm, I don't think we want you here...

>>33393137
Yes, it's >>33393764

And it's highly visible.

I want to serve but I hate a plate in and six pins in my left arm from a fractured radius. I can still do push ups, with some wrist/forearm stiffness. Usually I just do them on my knuckles...

I'm 25 in May with a BS in Journalism and tons of writing experience, what do?

>>33394046
>implying trannies are confused fags
>implying a 4chan tranny isn't a "lesbian" autogynephiliac

>>33394121
>lesbian

Not by a long shot

>>33393161
We don't need or want people like you in the military

>>33394120
have* :(

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>>33393355
Literally every empire and superpower ever had conscription

>>33393810
This is what homeless people do. You have no permanent address or domicile. You are literally homeless.

>>33393810
Do you live in a van?
I want to live in a van.

>>3339331 Ranger?

>>33392249
Korea was worth it, Vietnam was not.

>>33393526
We only drafted in WW2 near the end of the war due to lack of recruits, and most of the draftee's actually mutinied once they got a hold of firearms and ammo.

>>33392249
>Military Industrial Complex
military university industrial complex

i wish you assholes would stop giving the research arm a pass.

>>33393032
>I know I guy that has high functioning autism and he's pretty fucking normal.
for you

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>>33392249
>Against being drafted to fight a war for Israel
>World War II was worth dying for
What did he mean by this?

Fuck off we're full and have our own problems

>>33392157
if it got bad enough that there was talk of a draft, I'd voluntarily enlist

as an able bodied 22 year old male, it's only right that I accept my responsibility to my country

on the other hand, should the conflict be unjust and the populace adverse to a draft to the point of a potential rebellion, I'd have to weigh my options

tl;dr I'll go so others don't have to if we're facing a draft, but fuck the feds and their games

>>33393872
This. Unless you are in Quebec or a very isolated French hamlet, there'll be no French. Even in Quebec you hear alot of english

>>33393161
Maybe theyll start pumping chemicals into you to make you less gay, wouldnt you like that?

>>33392157
>serving in a military under Drumpf
>fighting more sandniggers

>>33395228
>The president changes how the war is fought AT ALL
>there isnt such a thing as the secretary of defense

In your mind, did soldiers also fight in the name of Obama?

>>33394928
hundreds of thousands of niggers and illegals will be left behind in america while you die in some foreign land fighting the jews enemies.

>>33393601
how do you get an anonymous bank account, i have to open one soon to be a real person and every (((bank))) i go to just wants to take your money with fees and other shenanigans

>>33395266
Commander in Chief is ranked higher than the SecDef.

When Drumpf starts warmongering, he'll be the one sending people to die.

>>33395266
>serving in a military under Mad Dog Mattis
WHY CAN'T TRUMP JUST OPEN A FOREIGN LEGION
FUCK TRUDEAU JUST LET ME BE AN AMERICAN ALREADY

>implying canada would even allow them

>>33393601
>Anonymous bank account
>Think you can't be tracked because you're using public wi-fi
sorry anon, i have some bad news

>>33395320
Learn how to manage your money and it won't happen. It's not always the Jews anon, maybe it's just that your are an irresponsible person.

>>33395452
and apparently I'm an unintelligent one, but at least I have my money management skills
You're*

>>33395286
I know

if not me, it could be someone with potential to create meaningful change where I'm just some dropout living alone and working. for that matter, enlisting means I get a choice in my service

that and I'm no fucking draft dodging commie

selective service eligibility in usa is only from ages 18-25

seven years is nothing. pretty much everyone over the age of 35 can hold their breath that long

youth is wasted on the young

>>33392157
I have lyme disease would they draft me?

>>33392510
Can confirm.
I hate the reputation. I fucking despise the people I work with, but they think Im all "motivated". No, you stupid fuckers, I like to sing, and cadence runs are the only times I can outshine the shitbag NCOs without being counseled for it.
Sorry. Ranting.

>>33393390
If you don't tell them, they can deny it if it comes up later. If you do, they need every record of it.

>>33392265
>>33392260

what is it with this militant anti-commie posting? like i get making fun of communists for their stupid ideology but recently it seems like communists are the new /k/ boogeyman

>>33395685
you sound millennial

better dead than red

>>33395586
>youth is wasted on the young

t. 26 year old who wishes he was an old man.

>>33395452
I'm 100% certain its always the jews my dude

>>33392198
>make this joke sometimes to my friends that in the event of a draft being a vehicle tech keeps me relatively away from the front lines
>they don't know I'm serious
D E V I L I S H

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>>33392226
I know how you feel, I would have joined long ago but I doubt they would let me since I have autism.

>>33394262
I too wanted to live in a van but I'm autistic and go nuts if I can't shower every day so that went out the window

>>33395967
Retrofit an RV into a mobile /k/ommand station. A real 4chan party van, but with an M2 Browning on the roof.

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>>33392157
>Its a war with canada

>>33392273
Underrated post

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>tfw duel citizenship.

>>33397452
Last I heard, you didn't need a citizenship to play Yu-Gi-Oh!

>>33392157
I'm already too old for the draft but I wouldn't fight for this shitty government. I've paid millions in income taxes over the years and I'd rather become Tim McVeigh than help this fucking monster. Fuck you and fuck them in charge.

>>33392157
>tfw severe house separation anxiety
>tfw panic attacks from driving
>tfw terrified of heights

I'm fucked if I ever got drafted

>>33395320
You need to use the Cayman Islands. They have laws of strict anonymity to encourage rich fucks to put their money with them and evade taxes.

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If it's truly worth fighting and dying for, you won't need a draft. A state has no right to send you off to die for something you may not even believe in. Good ideas don't require force.

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>>33395685
sounds like commie speak
if you don't like it you can leave you filthy marxist

>>33398759
hear fucking hear

>>33394870
Sauce on soldiers mutinying with their gear? Sounds interesting, I feel like that's what would happen during WW3 because of a civil war.

>>33392249
I 100% agree. I'm not gonna get drafted to go fight and die in some foreign shithole because some jew/globalist/retard wants me to while they sit fat and happy in america.

I wouldn't have a problem fighting if america was being attacked and didn't do something to deserve it though.

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>>33395715
>TFW metal worker
>tfw could be countries away from front lines
>or second on the scene to chop up a blasted mrap.

Gambling sure is fun isn't it?

>>33393556
Godspeed anon. Hope shit goes okay, even sans military

>>33392157
It depends on what the conflict is about. If its some bullshit foreign war to "liberate" Shitfuckistan from its dictatorship, I'll flee to Canada/Bahamas. If its an actual, bonafide threat to the homeland, I'll join the military on my own accord.

>type 1 diabetic
Have fun dying for Israel

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>>33392198
>WWIII
>join the military in advance to avoid the draft
>MOS: EOD

>>33392157
I'm not even American but I would fight for you faggots. Just throw me a burger now and then and I'll show you the best artillery observation / CAS calling skills the world has to offer.

>>33395168
kek

>>33400310
Have fun dying for sugar.

>>33395228
>Not wanting to remove kebab and avenge your fellow faggots that died in Orlando

>>33402657
Other way around there bud

>>33392510
This.

Autistic levels of planning, coordination, and maintenance of equipment while neglecting personal hygiene and health are the hallmarks of a successful ranger school graduate.

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>>33395715
>>33399856
>be Bioenvironmental in Chair Force
>99% of the job is literally as far from fighting as you can get
>still get to check out mechanical shops when keeping track of chemical exposure
>all perks of medical, none of the patient bullshit
Then the other 1% is in CBRN response, where we're the experts and the ones that go in after EOD says nothing will probably blow up to tell everyone exactly what already blew up, or will blow up, or what horrible disease was released that causes you to shit yourself to death through your eyeballs. Did the Jr Enlisted properly seal up the Level A suit? It's about a 50/50 shot!

>>33402834
Have sugar for fun dying?

Wait that makes sense.

>>33392226
so to the marines you go

>>33392157
I wouldn't be able to serve anyway, cerebral palsy.

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>>33397452
>tfw duel citizenship
>already did my time in worst korean military
>achieve us equivalent of a ND3 diver and get my bell pin
>get drafted into us military
>mfw
i wonder if they'll let me dive again if it does end up happening

>>33394870
Nah , they didn't mutiny. They were called Zombies and wouldn't go overseas. Only for the defense of North America. Pretty sure some ended up at Kiska after the Japs left.

>>33394946
Don't forget there is a lot of French spoken in Rural New Brunswick too. Most everyone can and will speak english to you unless you piss them off or they think your from Toronto.

>>33405102
If the next war is another Korean war you could probably do better than just driving since you speak the language.

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Tfw wanna join the military but have to retake the ASVAB because too dumb

>>33397452
>>33405102
>duel

>>33393329
You would be surprised. I'm pretty sure my TL had autism and he was a moto mother fucker. We took contact from like 45 meters away and he was running around, launching grenades and popping off rounds like he was fucking rambo and the whole time he was laughing like a madman

>>33406406
>You must fighttu me with honneru if you weesh to be gronted Nipponese shitizenshippu.
>For this is the ancient way of DUER SHITIZENSHIPPU.

If I get drafted I hope I die as soon as possible.

I keep trying to kill myself but never succeed.

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>>33392157
>tfw draft dodgers head to Canada, only to discover afterwards that they were being drafted to conquer Canada
>tfw Trump takes them as slaves to build The Wall

Too much opposition in the grounds that it'll further diminish professionalism, skill and dedication. It'll not happen, especially under Trump.

>>33406651
I suspect Trump will literally try illegal immigrants as criminals and use them as free labor to build the wall with Mexico. After all:
>Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction

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>>33406577
>he doesnt have a duel citizenship
How the fuck are you going to slaughter those faggots who dishonor your family fuccboi?
>>33405967
i did translator work before and it fucking sucked. id rather dive desu

>>33407796
Too bad it's not the first Korean war so you could get an M1 Carbine as a driver. I know in WW2 that's what allot of truck drivers got.

>>33393947
je ne vois pas les baguettes oui oui

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>Draft happens
>Just immediately go and enlist and get some POG position.

Me I would kind of like it because they won't' take me now with an SSRI and I'd love to enlist in for intelligence analyst type stuff. Also I am +26 so no draft


Also ever bitching about the draft is ridiculous in this day and age. You are never going to be drafted. If you were, being drafted is the least of your worries because we'd be dealing with a situation where our volunteer force is not sufficing and we need lots of manpower. That's world fucking war territory.

The only other reason a draft would come back is social engineering by politicians who either want to spread the cost of enlistment to the rich and affluent and senators' sons, or a fascist/nationalist kind of president/politician who wants a whole Starship troopers style experience of civic engagement and participation.

>>33396758

The dreaded day of the rake.


>>33393947

With rise of frog-speak Africa in population it'll be pretty useful. I need to continue to learn it even if the cynic in me thinks 10 more years and we'll have practically sci-fi grade insta-translation apps. We already kind of have it for the major indo-euro languages but 10 years and it'll probably be a hell of a lot better

>>33392226
Navy it is

>getting drafted into vietnam 2.0 sand nigger edition
ishygddt

>>33393601
Ever heard of the Press Gang?

bad asthma means i don't get to do anything fun

>>33392327
Yeah, the Allies totally lost. That's why Kim jong Fat-ass rules all of Korea, right?