Deadliest and most bad ass looking knife I've seen. Should

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get one of these, only half as much

lol no, it's a $1,000 paperweight, it can only accomplish one thing and I'll put mopey on that'll never be used for that thing. Even a double sided dagger can be used for a utility knife if needed.

the blade is a meme and if you don't have gimp arms you can easily do fatal damage with a kitchen knife. don't be stupid.

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>>33376292
thats stupid just get a Mark I trench knife

>>33376292
For $1000 you could buy one good $100 knife and three Nuggets, or one knife and a quality AR/AK rifle.

>>33376329
"Creates a wound that requires 6 highly trained surgeons to seal."

>>33376292
The knife looks dumb as hell, but I sure could go for that sheath, knowwuddimsayin?

>>33376361
8 or 9 surp mosins

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>>33376292
When do you think you will have time to unscrew your meme knife as my COLD STEEL ESPADA XL wave-deploys out and beheads you?

>>33376292
Here and it's cheaper

http://m.ebay.com/itm/HUNTERSGRIP-SUPERB-CUSTOM-MADE-DAMASCUS-KRIS-BLADE-DAGGER-KNIFE-HG-K10395-/322446294461?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202348%2526meid%253D0efe62f9961643d5b824f374c3e7a20f%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D3%2526rkt%253D25%2526sd%253D320776107220&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

>>33376292
You should totally buy the $1000 sharp stick. I mean, it's made by people who make sharp sticks FOR A LIVING.

>>33376320
> it can only accomplish one thing

Two things.
1: stabbing: and it doesnt do that very well

2: parting gullible fools from their cash.
it does that very well.

>>33376455
>Creates a wound that requires 6 highly trained surgeons to seal.
Thing is though, is it even possible for six individual surgeons to operate on the same area at the same time?

I've heard of a couple surgeons working together, but six seems like too many cooks in the kitchen to me.

>>33376528
Don't know where the hell you are getting $125 Mosins, I've found none in four states for under $250.

>>33376716
Just imagine 12 hands trying to work on one small area

>>33376723
I bought mine in ca for 175

>>33376455
How does this work anyway? Even one good surgeon with proper equipment should be able to close a puncture wound. I give a maximum of three working on the same small area at one time. What are the others doing? Jacking off?

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>>33376292
have fun trying to sharpen that thing

>>33376292
Why do you people fucking post this knife and ask this same question at least 2 fucking times a week?

>>33376872
It's bullshit.
One doctor to suture, same as other penetrating injuries like large nails. Complications like an artery or nerve damage would need a surgeon but not a team.

>>33376292
Yes buy it you fukn mongoloid.

Buy it before they are banned op

>>33376292

Useless. 100% combat and 0% utility. Spending $1,000 on a meme knife with no purpose (implying you'd dare use it in self-defense) is retarded.

>>33376347

Do they make updated and modern reproductions of this sick-ass knife?

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>>33376292
>not buying 2 sebenzas instead
Wew lad/10

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pic related is what I use to tear asunder the bible in various moments of enlightment

>>33376320
>>33376329
>>33376347
>>33376361
>>33376654
>>33377805
Shut up you faggots, we should be talking him into buying that crap and laugh when he does.

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>paying 1000$ for a fucking knife
>not even a functioning one
Have we finally found something that's more autistic and useless than a katana? Tell your daddy to buy you a letter opener and honestly fucking kill yourself. Remember to cut down the road, not across the street.

>>33376292
Yes, then test it on yourself.

That thing is the pinnacle of mall ninja.

>>33377833

what's this? Looks really low quality.

>>33376292
I've always wondered, how the fuck do you sharpen it?
>inb4 some proprietary jig for another thousand freedombucks

>>33377836
lol, nothing like a high quality mall knife

>>33377922
you don't sharpen it.

You never use it, so it never gets dull.

>>33376292
Can it cut bread?
> no
Shit knife 0/10

>>33376292
Are you a toddler or what? How can you unironically listen to marketing hype for anything ever?

>>33376908
you void your warranty if you sharpen your microtech

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>>33378568
http://www.microtechknives.com/company/faq/#19

i'm not even joking

>>33376733
And the elbow bumping and jostling going on. Then the one on meth takes a swing at the one with a hangover, and it goes downhill from there.

>>33377833
He wants to buy a shitty knife, not the metallurgical equivalent of particle board.

>>33378678
what is this I don't even...

>>33376292

$1000

Can it skin a deer?
Can it baton a log?
Can it open a box?
Can it even spread butter?
Can it even slash an enemy?

Not sure, but there may be a better way to spend your money.

>>33378833
>Can it skin a deer?
>Can it baton a log?
>Can it open a box?
>Can it even spread butter?
>Can it even slash an enemy?

Well not with that attitude anon

>>33378848
>try to baton knife
>takes a team of 6 highly skilled blacksmiths to repair the knife

>>33377843
This lmao.
What is wrong with you guys.

>>33378678
>sharpen knife
>voids knife warranty
Lmao what

>>33378678
I like Microtechs but I still never figured out why Marfione had this shitty rule in his warranty.

>>33379783
they provide a lot of faggotry with their knives.
pretty awesome knives though for the most part

i considered getting a Halo V knockoff until i handled the real thing. the guy selling it had a few of the knockoffs and there's more than a noticeable difference.

>>33376292

>falling for meme

Are you making yourself a laughing stock in real life too?

>>33376738
How long ago was this fag

>>33377843
>>33377870
this


It's also not the meme blade the 9gag posts make you think it is.

>>33376292
fuck no, buy a gun instead.

>>33376455
>Creates a wound that requires 6 highly trained surgeons to seal
Obviously if you need a team of surgeons after getting stabbed with it, Than it does not do it's job and sucks at killing.

>>33376723
I bought one about this time last year at a gander mountain in NC for exactly $125.

>>33380169
shut your pie hole faget

>>33380194
(you)

>>33376528

>t. The year 2011

>>33376292
Fagdkommando

>>33376733
Your mom

>>33377843

You don't want to improve the hobby?

>>33377813
They do. I want to say Cold steel makes them, but I'm not sure. I have def seen them tho.

>>33381713
the hobby of being a hueg faget?

as useless as it might be, the Fagdkommando is a work of art.

>>33380194
Dont tell him what to do

>>33382728
kek samefag

>>33376292
No, get a 5 dollar ice pick. If you wanna get crazy, buy a rondel dagger and get a dremmel. You could probably buy both for less than what you'd pay for that crap and then you'd have a dremmel.

>>33382748
Shutup civie

>>33382748
nevermind, i take that back and i'll suck your dick to make it up to you

>>33382809
Heyyyyy
I know you are trying to help, but stopit
Its annoying me

>>33382834
I'm dirty dan

>>33379878
i got it for this last christmas so not long at all

>>33377845
>Cut down the road not across the street
You could even do that with OP's knife

>>33376733
>Just imagine 12 hands trying to work on one small area
Don't get me hard anon

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>>33376292

Literally what purpose does this knife have outside being a stabbing implement (which it doesn't look like it will do particularly well)?

And why do people say "special forces" uses it? Who the fuck actually uses those things?

>>33376455
Nobody's ever been stabbed with one of those things. The surgeon thing is just marketing talk.

>>33386445
It is extremely good at stabbing.
And it's shit at literally everything else a knife is for. Hell, the edges aren't even sharp.

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Get this.

Managed to get one on Ebay for 120$.

Perfect length to get lungs and other goodies located within a person. One of the best shanks I own, honestly. I don't wanna sound shill-y but Tops Knives are dope, famalam.

>>33376455
Clickbait horseshit

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>>33388059

And to make my Grandfather proud, god rest his soul, get one of these.

They're killing tools, nothing less, nothing more. They work, they get the job done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGHKyB3T_U

Grandfather was British Navy, WW2.

I'm going to grab a scotch now, didn't ask for these feels.

>>33378888
Kek, nice quads dude

>>33378678
>improper use

Does this include shoving the tacti-cool sheath up your ass like a dildo?

>>33389677
just clean the shit and blood off of it before you send it in.

>>33388078
>They're killing tools, nothing less, nothing more
that's not true.
they're actually great letter/amazon box openers and that's pretty much what anyone here is going to use it for.
that being said: they're cool as fuck and i have one somewhere on my 'crap i don't need but want to buy anyway' list

>>33376455
It's funny because it only takes one inbred fuckwit with a fish hook and dental floss to seal it in ten minutes.

Except it isn't funny because people legitimately believe this.

>>33389916
this man obviously speaks from experience

>>33388078
Came here to post this knife and this vid. Always wanted one of these.

>>33378729
You mean powder forging? That shit Ames the best steel, dingus

>>33379817
Did you actually buy a $3k knife? Or 1k+, I'm guessing there's a range

>>33377813
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>>33376347
http://www.coldsteel.com/products/knives/chaos-double-edge.html?___SID=U

>>33394354
no, i didn't buy it.
it would have been $550.00 out the door.
I really like the Halo V and i will probably pick one up at some point.

the $1000 + ones are customs

>>33376347
its legal because its a belt buckle

>>33381713
yes thats exactly why we're on 4chan. to improve things.

you're zipper's open