Seriously, what's your excuse for not joining your country's

I live in the Philippines.

I don't think our SF is on par with any of other countries SF, not just the US.

We need to swallow poison upon capture.

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>>33366780
Don't have what it takes.

If I join the military I have to cut my hair.
My hair is 1 meter long and it's litterally my most valuable possession.

>>33366979
Oh, a fellow flipfag

Local SF do have to hunt for food to supplement the meager ration, or is it regular troops?

>cook banakon adobo
>become a snake eater

Someday, you'll have to feed on a tree frog.

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>>33367201

>>33366979
>>33367204
What is gun culture like there?

Was caring for a dying parent.

>>33367396

No excuse.

A real SF type would put their dying parent out of their misery, then deploy somewhere...

>>33366780
im not a deluded millennial.

>>33366780
I like the suck, but don't want to actively seek next level suck.

>>33366780
Tough as shit selection. And that engineering degree i got would be useless in SF. I'm good at math, not at walking through swamps/deserts etc. i belong behind a desk where i can build shit that SF use to kill shit.

>>33367483
So, you're just a pussy?

>>33367508
just go SF and go comms

>>33366780
there's no SF in my country

no guns for civilians too

not even knives

>>33367543
Please regale us with all the amazing things you're doing as part of SF

>brazilian
>join SF
>be called to be an extra manpower to cops when needed
it sucks man, i just want to be in the army, but being a jack ass that does literally nothing whole day, is fucking garbage

>>33367558
i got very fit after being a lardass and i'm enlisting in a couple of weeks

>>33366780
I can't speak.

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>>33367617

>hey guiz im in good enough shape to enlist so im basically already delta force

>>33366780
Too busy waiting in line at the VA and enjoying my disability check every month.

>>33367657
Where did i imply that i guarantee that i'll be accepted? i only called the other guy a pussy because he won't even try.

>>33367617
>it's a "I just talked to a recruiter for the first time everybody please suck my dick now" thread

>>33367728
t. civie

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>>33367617
>>33367723

You're gonna last all of 20 minutes at whatever indoc you're signed up for if you're bragging about "enlisting in a few weeks"

You're literally not even signed yet and you're already bragging about how cool you are. You're a faggot, and your whole thread is fucking bait

4/10, mildly perturbed, fuck you for making me reply

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>>33366780
I'd like to enlist at some point. peace time military though, from the accounts I've heard, isn't all that great. If bongs deployed in a country with an operation comparable to the size of the one Iraq or Afghanistan then I'd heavily consider it. I'm still thinking about it, not sure what I want to do, but I'd very much like to fight.
at 18 I've got time left to decide when the right time would be.

SF is a different story. I'd like to think I could do it, but I do doubt it. Plus I'd have to do so many years of service to get into trials for the SAS or Para and then try and get into selection. It's hard as fuck. I'm probably not cut out for it. Maybe I'd be happy enough in the Commandos.

>>33367617
>calls everyone out for not enlisting
>hasn't enlisted himself and has no idea what it entails

>>33366780
I have fucking Hemophilia. It's massive bullshit and I want /sci/ fags to find a fucking cure already.

>>33366780
go back to black ops 2

>>33367261
Everything is marked up as fuck

>Ruger P345 NIB for roughly $700
>PSA Baby Browning for $1160

You could buy M1911 copies for about $100 though.

As far as I know, a firearm permit requires you to be 21, with an Income Tax documentation, clear criminal records. As if backwood gun owners even care.

>>33367555
Move to a free country Redcoat. Or are you too afraid of losing your nanny state welfare?

>>33366780
Not wanting to get killed in the happy merchant's wars is also a valid reason

>>33368225
isn't the only thing american SF do is kill HVT terrorists and target terrorist areas for droning?

how is killing AQ fighting for kikes?

>>33368870
>isn't the only thing american SF do is kill HVT terrorists and target terrorist areas for droning?

More than that retard.

>>33368917
Name one thing SF do that isn't LRRP,laser marking and HVT grabbing