>invades Canada intending to conquer it. >Gets pushed out,

>One country has total control of the global economy and a foot placed firmly on the neck of every nation on Earth

>One country exports shitty pop stars and inbreeds in between hockey games and importing more refugees.

Yeah, I couldn't give a shit who won the War of 1812 in the face of present day.

>>33361983
But your country is a giant piece of shit, as a whole, whereas Canada has spotty moments.

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Have you ever been so irreverent your only bragging point is a war that was fought over 200 years ago?

>ignorant leaf doesn't realize that the US burnt down Canada's capital too

It's always the ones with a sense of superiority that do the stupidest shit.

Canada did not exist before 1867 A.D maplenigger.

>>33362004

I'd actually be really interested to see what 1984-tier propaganda Canucks are fed every day on their media and news pertaining to the US.

Especially considering they have govt control of the networks on the same tier as Communist China.

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Canada strong!

>>33361948
Neither side gained an inch of territory, and the political goals of America were accomplished (unless you think they had an ulterior motive).

>>33362013
Which one is more impressive.
Burning down an actual capital building or burning down what was basically a glorified trading shack.
Burnig the Candian capital is not that big of a deal. We've done it by accident a couple times ourselves.

itt butt hurt ameritards

>>33361983
>One country has total control of the global economy and a foot placed firmly on the neck of every nation on Earth
oh boi the delusion is strong with this one.

>>33361983
I doubt you have a boot on every country, maybe the ones filled with non immigrant sandniggers

>>33361948
The war of 1812 was 90% fought at sea, and our navy, and derisively respectively especially the USS Constitution was punching way out of proportion with its actual hull count and displacement.

First she wrecked HMS Guerriere, then she wrecked HMS Java, then
>Following this battle, the British Admiralty - then the world's foremost maritime superpower - decreed their warships would no longer engage American frigates in combat unless in squadron force - that is, two or more to one.
So she pounced on and captured HMS Cyane & HMS Levant.

And those are just the warships she captured or burned, never mind the damage she did to English merchant shipping.

>>33362789
This. 1812 laid the groundwork for a blue water navy that has kept us on top for over 200 years.

>>33361948
Canadians didn't do shit you moron. It was British soldiers, and the battle of DC and the burning of the white house were by British soldiers who sailed from Bermuda.

Kys. Go fap to pics of Trudeau slamming islamic cock at his local mosque.

>>33361948

Technically it was a very young America versus Great Britain.

Oh boy, what cuck-a-duck thing did Trudeau this time to threaten the masculinity of Canadanons badly enough to make them THIS butthurt THIS time?

>>33362008
I think about going on a Moncton style rampage but i realize that it wouldn't change anything.

It was a war between American and British soldiers, we played a small part. You are a dummy

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America picked the wrong generals. Plus they once again though the locals would welcome us as liberators from British oppression.

they basically shit the bed with their logistics and coordination.

>>33362079
>actual capital building

The white house at the time was not a capital building, it was where the president slept, and jacked it.

>>33365174
>Plus they once again though the locals would welcome us as liberators from British oppression.

Yeah, I dunno why either, we were fighting tories for years after the war for independence ended.

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>it's a Canadian forgets that we burnt their capital first epsidoe

>>33365215
plus Benedict Arnold's failed campaign into Montreal should have told everyone that not even the Quebecois want us to liberate them.

>>33365222
Checked.

We should torch Ottawa tomorrow.

In canada, freedom comes in bags

>>33362939
>>33363210
these

>>33365306
In America (mostly outside of though), it comes in bodybags. I'm looking at you, W. T. Sherman's corpse.

>>33362031
>1984-tier propaganda

None, most stuff on Canadian TV is American programming and networks

>>33362668
Ask Russia right after the sanctions.

>>33365475
As a leaf i can confirm

>>33365843
>>33365475
How do you like our propaganda then?

Always wondered how someone on the outside would enjoy our nation's finest thought pieces.

>>33365915
Its shit, its the reason I've stopped watching television, you guys have such an inflated ego, its amazing you even realize there are other countries in the world.

>>33365976
Agreed.

It's been getting more heavy handed over the past year or so. And it seems like 45 is having trouble controlling the beast.

>>33361948
You want round 2 faggot?

>>33365475
>>33365843
>>33365976
You torontonians never watched CBC obviously

>>33365915
You guys turn everything up to 11

>>33366040
Vancouver, and yeah I never watch CBC

>>33366040
I haven't watched TV since 2008.