Why are MP's universally dick vacuum cumrag shitbags with

>>33340066
Maybe if you stopped trying to rape people off base they wouldn't have to be

>>33340081
Maybe me and my relations with some Okinawan Nippoon poon isn't none of some dick sleeve MP's business.

So what did you get caught doing?

>>33340101
Fuck off

>>33340140

Oop, someone got a DUI or got caught with weed in his room!

Here comes the OTH/DD

>>33340101
Answer this man's question. Never really had a problem with MPs. One gave my friend a ticket because he came back from leave and had a beard, always thought that was bullshit. I didn't even know they could do that.

>>33340066
Why do you have to be so hurtful?

Don't make me get a sharp card.

>>33340066
Speeding, drinking or raping?

>>33340367
I hope it's a combination of those things.

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>>33340400
If it is he better greentext it

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>>33340094
yeah ok dude