>Be walking through russki village with girlfriend >some

>>33332253
Call my NKVD boys and see who's laughing then.

>>33332253
Use a fucking long stick to kick the poke out of him from a distance or use something heavy and blunt

>>33332425
Little drunk meant poke the shit out of him with the long ass stick

Call the police because he just poked a bunch of tiny holes in my girlfriend's ass.

>>33332253
Take her to go get her tetanus shot?

>>33332439
yeah but "kick the poke out of him" is so much better.

>>33332253
Tell you to go fuck yourself and then hide another dumbass what do thread after making a pissy comment.

>>33332253
idi nahui cyka blyat

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>>33332253
Hit him with my rings.

>>33332253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf3Wj_d-aOE

>>33332253
Get her to the hospital before she bleeds out.

Is it worth imigrating to ruskia? i am a white(almost) south american

>>33332253
It's blyad, not blyat. D not T.

>>33332425
>>33332439
Russki confirmed

>>33332892
No, unless you already belong to the 1% you'll be dirt poor, dirty, treated like shit, wallow in abject poverty and the weather will be shit on levels a south americans cannot comprehend.

>>33332253
Gently lob water balloons at him and laugh

>>33334351
This except with my own urine.