Why keep a firearm in your house when you already have knives

>>33329217
I put all my skill points into small guns.

>>33329217
Because I can't teleport behind an intruder...

>>33329217
Because i like them. Fuck off.

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>>33329217

>>33329217
It's hard to kite monsters with a melee weapon.
I learned that shit when I needed to get attuned to BWL.

>>33329217
This is an honest attempt AT a thread. That's garbage.

>>33329217
Because I paid a lot of money for my yoshihiro knives and it's cheaper to lose a gun than a $1000 knife

Because I can't throw knives at 1200 FPS. Also, it wouldn't be hygienic.

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>>33329234
This.

the only people dumber than the people who put waste their levels into a melee build are the retards who put it all into Dex and Stam builds

>>33330679
dumb animeposter

In my mind, I'm never gonna die in no ghetto. Absolutely never. A man turns around and punches me in the head, the fight's on; he cuts me, the fight's on; if I'm shot, the fight is on. I'm not losing no fight to no scumbag out there in no ghetto. Period. That's it. No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me. The only way he gets me is cut my head off and I mean that. I'll fight you til I've got a breath left in me. I don't think any of those animals in that street can beat me. I've been going that way for 18 years of street service and street duty, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going. You don't lose the fight!

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>>33330686
Yankee go home

>>33330679
>>33330686
both of you stop it, I don't wanna have this thread derailed

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>>33330763
Fuck you, i'll crash this thread with no survivors.

>>33330763
>bait thread
It was made to be derailed

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>>33330827
Commencing derailment

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>>33330827
BANE?

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>>33329217

If the 2nd Amendment applies to traps, how are straight men supposed to protect themselves from getting raped at gunpoint by a girl (male)?

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>>33330679

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>>33330937
Why does he wear the mask?

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>>33330942

Seriously, how are you supposed to stop some qt trap from making you take the D and getting infected with the homo when they have guns? You could be at home, watching Forgotten Weapons, when suddenly WHAM! "Bite the pillow and pretend it's big, onii-chan! I lubed up with your gun oil, yay! Extended maggu just for you, uguu~!"

There is NO LAW stopping WEEB TRAPS from being ARMED and DANGEROUS! HOW DO YOU PROTECT YOURSELF!? No jury will believe you.

>>33329384

You fucking pleb, I bet you can't even [Shadow Slash]

It's the first thing the roving bands of chefs stole when they broke in. Don't bring a filet knife to a cleaver fight.

>>33329217
because someone trying to break my door down or get in through a window might also have a gun.
the biggest reason is because I own guns, I keep things I own in my house.

>>33329217
A knife won't fit through the body cavities of several home invaders at once. It also doesn't travel at subsonic speeds. It also won't wake up your family alerting them that a burglary and mass rape is going to take place.

>>33330942
>>33330986

This is the new topic. Discuss.

>>33331107
>raping your victims

Are you a trap?

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>>33329381
You got nice knives brother

>>33331122
If I was, I would the kind that people cringe at when they see my hairy face.

>>33331138

But that's the point. Traps are gay, and you can't defend yourself from them. You'll catch the gay in your butt!

>>33331138
Traps are not gay you colossal faggot.

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>>33331242

>>33331138

I've never felt more sympathy for a Jew in my entire life. Fuck off Jesus, Traps are NOT gay!

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>>33331138
>>33331320

Time for some truth.

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>>33331424

>>33331515
But does being the trap make you gay?

>>33329243
*Teleports behind intruder*
>Pshh... nothing personell...
*Stab*
>Not bad... you made me use 5% of my power

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>>33331515

God Emperor > Anime Cat

>>33329217
how is my wife supposed to make the cops a sandwich if I used the knife to kill the home invader?
>>33330942
>>33330986
>implying either of you niggers would put up a fight.
>>33331122
>not raping the dying home invader.
I- I can't even...

>>33329217
because it doesn't do any good if i keep the firearm outside the house

every god-fearing american should have a rifle over his fireplace mantle

what are you, some kind of pinko?

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>>33331616

Liking traps is only gay if you're a girl. Argument SETTLED!

If you're so god damn stupid that your first-line self defense plan involves getting within swinging distance of your attacker, not only will I NOT feel sympathy for the multitude of horrible things that are about to happen to you, but I will actively root for the attacker in his efforts to pour a little chlorine in the gene pool.

>inb4 lol so edgy bro

I'm being completely serious.

>>33329217

why post your drivel shit in this forum when there are so many others ?

op = faggot

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>>33329345
underrated kek

>>33329217
>Why do I keep a cunt like you around when I already have a fleshlight?

>>33329217
Why open your mouth when only garbage comes out?

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>>33329217

>>33330686
do you know what fucking site you're on?

>>33332069
I fucking hated that bridge.

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>>33331656

>>33329217
Because I can't fit a butchers block in my nightsatand drawar or next to me on my bed or sitting leaning up against my bed without it causing problems involving me getting stabbed.

>>33329217
Why fuck your girlfriend in the ass when she has a pussy?

Because I want too.

>>33329217
I always ask myself this, unless your house has rooms bigger than 21 feet a Knife is the superior weapon at any rate.

>>33333972
>rooms
Hallways don't exist?
Your front lawn isn't your property?
You DON'T want the ability to kill an assailant through a wall? (Yeah grasping at straws a little)
You CAN hunt with a knife?
You CAN throw a knife faster than the speed of sound accurately and with enough power to crack steel plates?

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>>33330986
By fucking their asses faster than they can fuck my ass, duh

>>33330679
>shitting on dex builds

Only a shitty game doesn't scale dex abilities well enough to be able to out maneuver a strength build

>>33329217
Why have a car if you have a bicycle? Why do you want to go outside if you're already allowed to walk freely inside the house?

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>>33333988
>Hallways don't exist?
Even better honestly, you can throw the knife at them and Bullseye right the head(instant death) faster than some one can aim a gun
>Your front lawn isn't your property?
This may be the one scenario where a gun has a slight advantage
>You DON'T want the ability to kill an assailant through a wall? (Yeah grasping at straws a little)
I'm glad you admitted it, but no I wouldn't firing blindly is dangerous
>You CAN hunt with a knife?
Yes, yes you can
>You CAN throw a knife faster than the speed of sound accurately and with enough power to crack steel plates?
Maybe with years of practice and if you use an Authentic master crafted Japanese Kunai

>>33331107
>It also doesn't travel at subsonic speeds

the fuck kind of knives do you have

>>33329217

I only have butter knives. I've always been unsettled by knife wounds and would much rather shoot/be shot by and intruder than stabbed

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>>33329234
>not investing in Big Guns or Energy weapons for end game

It's like you don't want to defeat the Master, Enclave, or Enclave "lite".

>>33330679
>not going for max AP
>not shooting off four .44 magnum rounds into a chest of an unsuspecting raider

>>33329217
Because I like to slice my bread with and AK47. Have you ever tried shotgun-cooked steaks?

>>33336265
Is that an m60 handguard?

Because I can't throw knives faster than the speed of sound.

>>33329234
>not investing in energy weapons
you are why the enclave wants to make america great again

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>>33337648
Maybeh.

What if I keep guns in my kitchen too?

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>At work
>crackhead breaks into house
>roommate doesn't have time to grab his gun
>stabs crackhead with my like 300 dollar 10" Sabatier knife
>knife breaks

That was 3 years ago and I still miss that knife. I haven't found one that compares since.

>>33330716
make this pasta please

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>>33339575
MFW i came home one time to a roommate cutting up beer cans with my 10" wusthof classic.

>>33329217

Because after jumping through the many, many hoops required to get my firearms licence I'll be damned if I'm not going to purchase any firearms.

>>33340145
>it's just a knife, bro

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>>33329217
>implying i have knives in my kitchen
>implying I dont have them all next to me on the table
>implying Id allow an attacker more weapons from inside my house

If I dont kill you with my gun Im going to throw like 30 knives at you as a last resort

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>>33331107
>doesn't travel at subsonic speeds

>>33330942
Rape has to be unwilling

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>>33329217
Get A Life

Bin That Knife

>>33332108
I would fuck Lucielle Bluth sideways

>>33329345
Betriebswirtschaftslehre?