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I had a recent experience that made me glad I conceal carry and I was wondering whether you have done something like this.
One morning before sunrise I was waiting for the bus with a girl, couldn't have been older than 14. We were both enjoying our Cell Phones when a latino or possibly asian man crept up behind her. Quick as a wink the sickly grinning man reached up her skirt and began to cut off her underwear with a knife. I didn’t miss a fucking beat. I pulled out my Smith and Wesson M&P Shield 9mm and pointed it at the sicko. “Get the fuck lost, pedophile,” I growled. The bastard immediately dropped the knife and the girl’s panties and took off running, no doubt shitting his own panties on the way. The girl hugged me and said “Now I finally understand why my father conceal carries.” I nodded. “You can’t be too careful in a town like this.” The bus arrived, and I made sure she got off at her school safely. Felt like I made a difference for days after.
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>>33327786
Sure thing champ.
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>>33327786
>The girl hugged me and said “Now I finally understand why my father conceal carries.” I nodded. “You can’t be too careful in a town like this.”
this happened
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And then she sucked your dick and you and the cops became range buddies.
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>>33327831
Doubt me all you wany. I saved a life that morning.
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>>33327786
>literally a /r/thathappened post.
>literally
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Did you make her eat a bowl of eggs, OP?
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>>33327786
can we make this a pasta?
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>>33327786
-Heavy Sighing-
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>>33327786
post a pic of said bus stop
this I demand
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>>33328237
/thread
but you're also a huge faggot kys
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https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/5zqjtd/friends_call_him_out_on_his_crazy_bus_story/
kek
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>>33327786
> made sure a 14yo girl without panties got off
Sounds about right.
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>>33327786
Babby's first troll. How cute.
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>>33329577
did somebody say crazy bus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbCNKq7A5i4
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>>33327786
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>>33328237
Fuck you and fuck reddit. But yeah this did not happen.
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>>33331148
MHHHMMM, GIVE IT TO ME BABY
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