Hey guys! I wanna start prepping but i live in the islamic republic

>>33313376
Leave and move elsewhere now.

>>33313399
Preferably USA while our immigration laws are lax.

Lobby your government to ban terrorists.

Get a hunting license and buy a gun.

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>>33313444
My digits command it.

>>33313399
>>33313412
Shariablue OUT

Read it

http://pastebin.com/FhKXrmYh

>>33313376
Convert to Islam and join in on the party.

>>33313572
>implying it will be the correct form of islam
Haram.

The US? What's the best way to get citizenship permanently? Also if I have citizenship can I buy guns too? I really see no future in the new Caliphate of Europe..

Make sure to keep your butthole lubed at all times.

Try to loosen it up gradually by sticking larger and larger objects in it over time

>>33314930
Thanks anon. I'll keep it in mind when SHTF.. an ass is pretty good for trading

>>33313572
>implying muzzies don't slaughter and torture other muzzies as much or more as they slaughter and torture normies

>>33314913
>Also if I have citizenship can I buy guns too?

You don't need citizenship to buy guns.

If you're in a redpilled state like Virginia you just need to be 18 and not a felon.