Patch Thread

>>33308547
>chicken with panties on its head.

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Pantsu chicken

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>>33308547
NEET did anyone mention you're retarded?

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>>33308547
http://www.strawpoll.me/12532667

Please vote for what you'd like to see next
If it's not on the list, it has it's own timeline when I'll get done

You can vote for multiple

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We will be on the road for the next couple of days so if you need to contact us for anything email us at
>[email protected]
Try our best to keep up on the breads but got other shit to deal with currently, if any updates come my way regarding our patches we'll notify y'all asap

pls vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12527041
http://www.strawpoll.me/12527041
http://www.strawpoll.me/12527041

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These patches are garbage for autistic losers but I keep buying them.

>>33308589
It wasn't me, it was clearly the guy named Patch Thread

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>>33308613

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>>33308604

>>33308642
Dumb frogposter.

>>33308658
Your post is "Just one post." though.

Merlin, will Gloli drop the same time as SOX?

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>>33308547

>Where in the world is Carmen SandiPolarise edition

>>33308547
Is anyone selling this particular patch yet? I must have chicken pantsu.

>>33308945
it just debuted last thread

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>>33308593
>Please vote for what you'd like to see next
Keychains
>If it's not on the list, it has it's own timeline when I'll get done
BULLSHIT

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Anyone picking this up.

>>33309045
I'd run it

>>33309054
K found it abandoned and it needs a home will you take him in?

>>33308593
Metro Reich patch when

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>>33309045
A87fio was doing something like.

>>33309136
Pretty sure I totally spaced saving the pic

If you can find it, I'll toss it on the list

The goat stamp is cute.

>>33308945
He didn't even complete it yet.

Hey NEET, FB somehow shut downed your FB page. It no longer works for me, wtf?

>>33308598
STILL WONDERING if anyone wears this spergout nazi shit irl

>>33309560
everyday

>>33309054
Ai, you'd run anything but a mile.

>>33309529
yeah someone reported it for fake name most likely

Taking care of it though
>hopefully

Word is it'll take a week before I hear anything back

>>33309666
facebook a shit anyways

>>33309666
>Fake name
>For page of a store

Wot.

>>33309686
They say you can just make a page and it's no problem, except you have to have a profile to run that page and if you don't want to put a real name they'll disable it eventually

It usually only happens when someone reports you, so who reported Cracker and I remains to be seen

Bound By Honor patch when?

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>>33309826
I would like to know as well

AND WHEN IS MY FAL GONNA BE IN SKIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33309861
You're not allowed to complain about shit taking too long.

>>33309948
#rekt

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>>33309948
blame these shitty companies for not paying a single bit of attention to my comments and edits

>>33309861
>AND WHEN IS MY FAL GONNA BE IN SKIN

When you para :^

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>>33308593
>>33309136
>>33309169

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This is like the tumblr version of REE normalfags

>>33310028
not so sure on that one, senpai
That's regularly used by actual neo-nazis

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>>33310050
not even a nazi i just want more metro fuck

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>>33310050
well aren't you the goodest goy around

>>33309826
>>33309861
Sent in for production, will take a few weeks to ensure quality in details

>>33308593
Fucking why aren't you faggots voting for the triforce?

>>33310109
the results of that are really surprising actually

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>>33310050
consider polis despite its simplicity senpai

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>>33308547
Requesting this edit instead. Her name is Darkness after all, and her outfit has plenty of black.

>>33310208
he's working on changing it up
he's busy all tonight, so we're waiting to see what happens

>>33310050
>http://metrovideogame.wikia.com/wiki/Fourth_Reich

In most cases, it'd work well for Metro: LL or 2033 cosplay. Your call, to be honest.

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>>33310208
I bet you want it because it looks more like panties.

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>>33310050
reich also used this one

>>33308598
where the heck is the gobi campaign patch?

>>33310241
s-sauce?

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More Momiji patches when?

>>33309160
still waiting on the sample. Ai took my patch last time so i hope mine comes in first.

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>>33310245
>>33310235
is this the one used in game?

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>work wants to increase my hours and cant figure out why a normie wouldnt want more goodboy hours

FRICK THE HECK OFF I HAVE TITS TO DRAW.

Merlin.

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>>33310319
Only heretics would follow such an ugly flag.

>>33310298
(C80) gm remix

>>33310332
just draw the tiddies. its good for everyone

>>33310364
forgot name

>>33310231
Okay. I like the original but thought I'd contribute my thoughts.

>>33310241
M-maybe.

>>33309666
If it goes down permanetely I'll gladly shill for your new page if you make one. Hate to see anybody get the zucc over stupid shit.

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So I'm looking to make 40 of these frames. Which is a lot, actually but if you want one I want you to have one but they take a long time and a lot of material to make so it'll be rough.

10 of them I've put aside if you're military or LE or something and can't make a Friday drop. If that sounds like you email me.

I'll be selling the patches by themselves and discounted as a set of course.

>>33310319
No, Good Sir. This is not the one used in the game. It looked more like this: http://toxseedios.deviantart.com/art/Das-Reich-ReUpload-Metro-Last-Light-536906484

I'll try and see if I can help, please provide 7 days for better research. You know who I am, but your FB is currently down. I'll provide instructions on how to recover you FB account via email. Give me a sec.

>>33310509
when do those patches come out? i haven't been around for like 10 threads

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>>33310534

This F R I D A Y

6PM EST

>>33310544
thanks for replying
i will take 1k for my neo nazi colony that im going to start in africa thanks

>>33310509
Any idea how much the neapolitan will cost? I'll probably get it, I just want to know how much I need to set aside.

>>33310509
>Friday

Shit. I guess I need to monitor the thread/your site in case I'm at work.

>>33310502
I appreciate it man
I got a response just recently asking for the information I already provided them
We'll see what happens

If it's not back up by tomorrow, I'll see if I can fix it

>>33310532
alright I'll keep that one then

>you know who I am
I can tell by the way you type

>>33310509
>That 'E' placement in 'SAVE'

>>33310576
>>33310544
>6 PM EST

And I should read replies.

>>33309570
embarrassing

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>>33310332
I tried really hard to draw it, and then remembered I can't draw for shit. GF is trying it now, and we did the pose to confirm it's even possible, which it is.

Pic related is the ideal pose, but with the asses squared off facing the viewer, hip to hip. Hands lowered to the lower part of the bust, and using the characters I'd texted you. Faces toward each other, eyes towards the "camera" as with the RemRam example. Will post GF's drawing in a moment.

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>>33310613
And here's the gf's mock-up. Neither of us are artists, clearly, but did it get the idea across well enough for you, Guard?

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>>33310613
>they both did the pose nude to make sure its possible

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>>33310632
>Two giant dicks caressing each other mounted on stilts wearing witch hats

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>>33310554

30 Shekels. It's a little high but I had to measure out how many I can make on a sheet, cost of material and how long they take.It's going to take over 20 hours of run time to just engrave them all which is going to be a struggle for me with work.

>>33310632
That's not how anatomy works, this pose would make Crunchy cringe so much he'd break out the skeleton

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>>33310659

>>33310660
K, I'll probably shell out and get it, I need them thick thighs to save my life.

>>33310641
You said clothes on, so no pics this time. Sorry man, just following your rules.

>>33310659
I kinda had the same thought desu~

>>33310663
If my flat-chested self and my non-d-cup GF can do the pose, then two d-cup, plump assed characters should have no issues with it. But hey, Crunchy, if'n you want to go full autism, I'm sure Guard would take the assist.

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>>33310713
Pose is a snap, i wouldnt fret over it

>>33308593
pretty surprised spurdo and fug are getting where they are, and dragon slayers seems to have quite a bit of interest
Now whether that's FUCK WGW interest or actual interest, who knows

>>33308593
Wtf release RS Kite shield

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No matter how hard I try, I can't get more than 5 hours of sleep. Pls send help.

>>33310969
Do you think her armor is actually based off a chicken? I need to look into this now.

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>>33310577
Email sent, go check.

>>33310660
I don't know about you, but wood ain't cheap and so is "20 hours run time." Remind people that hard American labour ain't cheap. Make sure you're making good profit to boot and that it's not just breaking even. You get the idea.

>>33310969
Your sleep deprivation must be bad, that bush is way off center.

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>>33310969
the gem is bugging me.

and have NEET do the fluff :DDD

>>33311020
Whats wrong with the gem?

>>33310660
I'm wanting to buy two, one as a gift. Something like that deserves atleast $30 per set, if not $40 or higher. Hopefully you'll do some extras down the road because I'm sure these will sell out fast..

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>tfw when you take a really ballsy move in a 4th year uni course on a take home exam, and the professor notices ballsy move and you end up with the highest mark in class
Now if my woodpatch order can get here It'll be a pretty good week despite the horrendous weather.

Also
>>33310613
Merlin, is Gloli gonna drop later than SOX?

>>33311059
Is Glock no longer happening??

>>33311065
How ballsy we talkin'? Like you looked up some answers, ballsy, or you bullshitted the whole thing, ballsy?

>>33311081
almost done, took it off the list of proposed designs

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>>33310660
I know this question is autism, but will it drop automated exactly at 6:00:00 PM? Or will you update the site at 6:00 PM manually, meaning it could be off by a few seconds? Just wanna know if I need to prepare to do pic related to snag one of these

>>33311059
What happened to the 103rd? Couldn't find a good way to represent it?

>>33311033
>>33311020
pic related
its 3 sided not 4, even if the art is inconsistent, i still think 3 sided looks better.

>>33311103
needs fixin, the one i had wont embroider well

>>33308942
>typing comment that someone ought to paint a dick for that
>lean closer
>lean closer
>ninja Pepe
Kek, beat me to the punch motherfuckers.

>>33311090
Sweet, I thought it got dumped because you had asked about running it last couple threads. You have my order for sure.

>>33311107
It's not 3 sided. How would that even work geometrically?

>>33311099

I manually set the items to live around 5:59/6PM it's not exact but it's close enough.

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>>33311089
Ballsy as in the majority of the mark was to write an 8 page grant proposal on an unexplored topic in the research related to the course, and I wrote mine expanding on the famous research the professor has been doing for past 30 years. The majority of my 10+ citations were papers were research written by the prof., so if I fucked up anything in answer they'd immediately know. The prof was really surprised. kek.

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>>33311145
You gonna have me smashing that like button at that time to snag one.

Thighs are the best things

I've been waiting for the Glock loli patch for so long.

I close my eyes and I see it. Sometimes I dream about it.

It's not just a patch it's become my obsession.

>>33310969
I know that feel lately

>>33310977
hue

>>33311020
it's supposed to be feathers
Wouldn't look very good with fur

>>33311107
>>33311144
I'll see how it looks in the manga, where ever the fuck I saved it on my computer.

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>>33311170
You are like baby to me

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>>33311145
I hope you're bundling in a wood f5 key.

>>33311153
damn, that's ballsy af. In my research methods in crim class for my degree, my prof is doing current research on a topic and said that anyone in the class could use that topic and get a bit more help, but he would smack down anything you found unless it was as tight as a west borrow baptist's anus.

>>33311197

Maybe I'll make some little F5 keys and just throw them into the first handful of orders like door prizes. That's not a bad idea.

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Anyone here happen to snatch one of these from distrikt 15? I have a mighty need for it.

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>>33311208
Who dares, wins. Despite being one of the biggest names in Behavioural genetics, she could respect the balls of it.

>>33311213
>Now I feel even more pressure to among the first.

>>33311059
Do you have any ETA on Awoo & aesthetic restock?

Also, you ever going to do KLK?

>>33311065
>Merlin, is Gloli gonna drop later than SOX?
Solid possibility, with how balls slow they've been. Not one email the whole time I was in KC about any of my patches, just "Surprise! Cocaine-brick of Kek flags at your door, deal with it!"

>>33311170
Wood, I'll send you two if you send me one made of wood.

>>33311213
Ooh, WoodPatch branded key caps? Nice.

---

Night patch thread, I love you all. Even the anons who teased my girlfriend's "rough" mock-up.

>>33311262
His topic was about self driving cars and how they should react in the event of a break failure, whether it should make a difference if the driver was a criminal or not, or if the people crossing the street were criminals.

either way it would end in death.

I decided to choose a genaric legalization of marijuana will increase state revenue and reduce crime route. I don't even smoke, I just see the financial and sociological benefits.

>>33311282
no ETA sorry

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>>33311362
If the prof tells you that the option will def. be marked harder, always better to avoid it. Go for the easy topics with tons of possible references to cram in.

I'm glad to not be in Law. As boring as skimming through research papers can get, I'm sure going through case law and statues is way worse.

>>33310305
Ah if you're running it already, it's all yours bub.

>>33311401
Crim researchers suck at writing, they have terrible writing styles. Court cases suck just as much, it takes forever to find what you need through pages of bs, same with police reports, pre-sentencing investigation, pre-trial investigation, and previous records. there's a reason Police officers have a high alcoholism and suicide rate with all this shit.

>>33311176
>>33311144
disregard it. canon version is 4 sided. 3 sided is geometrically impossible(autistically made a paper model..)
and if you're adding the feathers,considering the shoulder guard?
>>33311174
true, confused when one anon said bush

>>33309560
I would but it's illegal here.

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>>33309659
>tfw still freezing outside so I can't go back to my morning running routine
I NEED THAT RUNNER'S HIGH

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>>33311557
Bitch, if you can't go for a jog in rhodesian booty shorts just because it's -21 with windchill, you need to get the fuck out of my country, cuz you're no longer a leaf.

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>>33311584
But you're correct, I'm not a leaf.

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>>33311612
>tfw your family line has lived in upper canada since before confederation, but you're surrounded by stinky immigrants who have no national pride for Canada.

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>>33311641
>tmw migrants have more national pride for Canada than most actual Canadians

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>>33311612
You're not? But your "friends" sure are. :D

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>>33311714
>Anything but rare

>>33308593
What happened to Me Little armalite?

>>33311732
rare is a meme

>>33311737
talk to skin

>>33311766
>not want your steak still mooing as you chomp it up

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>>33311681
Probably desu. You've prob. got a lot more pride than Trudeau.

>>33311714
>that filename
Jesus.
Too many Toronto anons. Now I'll feel self conscious about the patches on my bag.

>>33311766
You're a meme. Medium rare master race.

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>>33311714
To each and their own tastes, I suppose. I should be heading to sleep soon. For me, I like chewy steak. (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

>>33311809
medium rare is perfect because it's not raw
rare is a meme

Pittsburgh rare is the only acceptable answer. Nice and charred on the outside, rare on the inside. And it's really easy to do at home if you have a cast iron skillet

I bet you put ketchup on your steak too, you degenerate.

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>>33311844
>at diner
>guy a table away orders poutine
>asks waiter for Ketchup and proceeds to soak the poutine in it
I swear he also had an American accent

>>33311059
Why'd you shitcan Me Little Armalite?

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>>33311862
>American accent

>>33311883
probably the same reason gloli isnt on there

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hey has anyone seen POLARISE?

ordered a patch from him like 2 weeks ago and still havnt gotten it.

what the fuck.

>>33311862
Why the fuck can't I find poutine in Murrica? I come to Korea and I have three restaurants within walking distance that serve it. Stopping keeping the good shit to yourself, you fucking leaf.

>>33310303
Second.

>KEKistan, Thighs both dropping fri
>Ai restock by end of month
RIP wallet

>>33312204
Portland has poutine if you're on the west coast. gravy all over, it's pretty tasty.

I'm torn between getting some of these sweet patches, or some more basic patches like U.S. flag, red cross, blood type etc.
what do?

>>33311956
No, he ran off with all the GNLS patches and sent everyone's info to antifa.

>not even a shipping notification

>>33308593
I want empire flag. Why is it not up there???

>>33312382
did you even read the post?

>>33310050
Just like your RWDS patch.

>>33312571
I'd like to sell it as Metro branded instead of having to hide it

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>>33311251
>distrikt 15
Neg but in a FB post he said he might restock.

Who knows.

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>>33308593
I'm reall ysurprised at some of these numbers

>>33310969
>dat patch

Looks great, I want.

>>33310100
I dont even know what it's from just want it because cute anime girl

>>33310509
I will for sure pick up a sampler for 30 shekels

>>33312636
Please senpai I need the buying gf nametape and kite shield

Why is circle the prefered patch shape? Very few rectangle on these sites.

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Would any of you patch shops consider an Enforcer patch?

>>33312328
Wait what

For real tho us he just MIA?

ANYONE hear from him?

>>33313122
Just MIA, lots of people ordered no ones got the patch. Lots of emails to him, none back. No shipping notifocations.

>>33312228
>KEKistan dropping fri
Well, good news and bad news, I'll be dropping it with Apex and SOX, and 神 willing maybe even Gloli as well, which should all be soon. So you can save your wallet some hurt this time around.

>>33313347
So no longer fri? This month at least?
>gloli
Fuck yeah.

>>33313359
I wasn't ever set on Friday, and most folks wanted me to wait and drop my patches as a group, so I'm doing that.

No estimate on Gloli, and I need to bug the patch people about Apex and SOX. I submitted them for production, but haven't heard back yet.

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>>33311681
tfw canadians are slowly being outnumbered by immigrants and refugees.

>>33313347
>>33313957
I'll buy KEK and Gloli. I don't mind if you wait with the release until you have them all.

>>33313071
Yes
>>33312890
I'm working on that actually

Can we make a Raildex Gekota patch, but with "Kekota" to celebrate the threads on /a/ successfully memeing themselves to Index III?

>>33310319
this one is used in the book

>>33311809
>Medium rare master race
I knew I liked you

>>33313957
What is this webstore adress?

Hey anyone need a vector/traditional artist? Drop a reply with something you want.

>>33311732
>>33311766
>>33311809
It really depends on the cut
Tenderloin? rare all day err day
Ribeye? med-rare to render that fat

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>>33314491
>He likes his steak with no flavour
Sad

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>>33314378
>>33307423

---

Half celebrating patch almost being released with the girlfriend. Going to do a soft open of the store Friday, one hour sale of Kek flag at sale price. >>33313977

I'll update the thread before the launch, so keep an eye out.

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>>33314491
>Having such a bitch tum-tum you can't handle anything that isn't cooked to shit

>>33314595
>implying decent steak loses flavor when cooked
That's only the cheap shit.

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>>33314651
My body is ready

>>33314491
>hey i want a steak but make sure you completely defeat the purpose of eating a steak by cooking this 9$ piece of cow down to the point where it's indistinguishable from generic pot roast

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>>33314674
But why should I eat a dry puck of meat?

Medium or go home

> big guy patch sold out

Will these restock?

>>33310342
What is this? I like it.

>>33314702
Oh I bet it is bby.

>>33314724
Medium rare a best steak, fite me fgts.

>>33312316
these are limited patches, whereas the others you'll always be able to get.

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>>33314491
I don't get the whole 'giving a shit about how others eat their steak' meme. I prefer it rare or (if they have the ability) pittsburgh rare, but I couldn't care less about how someone else eats their steak, so long as they aren't making me eat it that way.

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>>33315053
>pittsburgh rare
what is this new meme

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dyatlov patch arrived yeet

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>>33315292
You throw the steak on a really, really hot surface for a short time, so that it's rare inside but charred on the exterior. It combines the best of both. You can do it at home pretty easily even with a cheap cast iron skillet

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>>33315499
>not posting the superior version

>>33312910
rectangles are often really boring depending on design
Works fine for some things, however

>>33314228
wait really?
season 4 Full Metal Panic, season 3 Raildex?
Now we just need to get a season 3 Spice & Wolf

>>33314491
yuck

>>33311819
>rare is a meme

I DEFENDED YOU

>>33315553
medium rare is better

>>33308593
>runescape themed patches


Fucking awesome.

>>33311883
its bretty much done

>>33313071
could go well with the callie patch

>>33314491
i had a med-rare stake yesterday. it was rad

>>33314702
why is there no ahegao emoji

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>>33315556
>Not wanting your steak as rare as possible

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>>33315499
I've only heard this referred to as "pan-seared", didn't know there was another term for it. Sounds neat though.

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>>33315608
>why is there no ahegao emoji
One word: Normalfags.

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Does anybody know if Trillz sends a confirmation email other than the Paypal confirm? Been a week or so.

>>33310208
Only her gambeson is black.

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>>33315608
Make ahegao stickers, got it!

>>33310050
Think of your business from /pol/, stormfront, and 'whatchya doin rabbis'!

>>33310613
>asses squared off facing the viewer
rams ass does not face the viewer. at fuckung all.

>>33315551
Wait, Raildex is getting a 3rd season? I didn't see a sticky on /a/ for that...

>>33315725
id grab a couple

>>33315777
I think I read a thread that it didn't get one or something to that effect
I don't spend any meaningful time on that cancerous board

>>33311185
Wrong. The first art of Gloli that I've saved is from May 2016. Compared to that the keychains are super recent.

>>33311170
woah

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>>33311732
>>33311766
>>33311809
>>33311830
Y'all nigger and don't know anything about eating raw meat.

>>33315863
except no one said they would make it until much later. NEET said he was going to make the keychains since mid summer. The Gloli pic has been around for years as art

>>33316012
>The Gloli pic has been around for years as art
I was talking about the actual patch art not the original pic.

>>33316035
proofs?

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>>33314491

>>33315953
I don't know what that is but it looks like it'd be great if it was baked first.

>>33316169
That's raw ground pork, salt, pepper and onions on bread. It's great. No baking.

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>>33316124
Trump eats his steaks well done? Welp, that's it, I'm a #Shill4Hill now

>>33316199
Unless I killed and ground that pork, I would never touch it

>>33316207
yeah but that ass

>>33316216
>I would never touch it
There're special laws concerning the sale of Mett. I never had any problems.

>>33316250
there's laws stating food isn't supposed to be poisoned around the world and we still regularly end up with poisoned food

I'll cook my food like a normal human bean thank you

>>33315725
Do it!

>>33315749
That's... That's the point, anon. This is for a separate patch not involving Rem or Ram. It's a special one I'm having Guard help me with, but you'll see once he's done.

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>>33316267
>normal human
Normalfag REEEEEEEE

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>>33316342
Take a flight down some stairs with an umbrella.

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>>33314751
>big guy patch sold out
>Will these restock?
Skin got one also.

>>33316427
pretty sure he's talking about Ai's patch.

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>>33316417

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>>33315646
>I've only heard this referred to as "pan-seared
I put dry rub on for nice outside char.

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>>33310319
9000hours et cetera

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>>33316267
I put my wood back on for you :^


Also which keychains are still waiting on mockups to finish?

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I like jerky. Soooo......... I like my meat cooked......... w...well........d--done.

I know rare to medium rare is empirically better. I just like my meat hard and salty.

Pls don't judge

>>33315299
9 shitty looking crosses flying

>>33316600
the "finished" ones are
FAL
Rhodie
AUG long hair
Sig
M16
M14
L85
Galil
G3
FNC

I sent Sako back because they took out the hair reflection and they didn't even bother adding it when they gave me the new picture

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>>33315541
There, I fixed it.

>>33316667
You're redoing FAL in this batch?

>>33316689
very minor edits such as the S

>>33316625
I'll give you hard and salty meat, Flatlander

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>>33316684
>Wood
>itty-bitty tiddies
Why

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>>33316625
>mfw remembering my grandfather's home made jerky

>>33316748
that was made before his mascot, I'm pretty sure

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>>33316684

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>>33316625
>likes jerky
Put another tally on the "Stickerbot is a guy" count.

>>33316625
I'll jerk you

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NEET and PK patches came in today, thanks guys.

Also NEET:
>tfw nobody can ever find your house because your street sign is perpetually stolen.

>>33317001
>gun fucker has warp tool tier words instead of type on a curved object

Plebeian at best

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Made the shoulder guard a bit lighter since the color I was using before was form a screenshot of her being indoors. Any other suggested changes?

>>33317090
>Any other suggested changes?

Gib

Also I thought you were going to change the stone in the center somehow

>>33317100
Well some people seem to think the stone has 3 sides and not 4. Still unsure though.

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I'm in a Mad Max mood. I need patches/stickers/pins/keychains. I emailed Sticky about stickers a while back, and Crimson has a few good patches, but we can do moar.

>>33310976
can nips be as dark as the guy in that picture jeebuz

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>>33317130
Oh yes. I need me some Mad Max patches.
>also dat fukken brass trombone

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>>33317001
>buying from PK

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>>33317112
don't listen to the usurpers who don't respect her

Maybe change the angle of the points though

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>>33317130
>>33317152
Also, while we're at it, while not Mad Max related, Mad Max is Gorkdamn orky. And I want this. I need this. Somehow.

>>33316625
Jerky isn't cooked.

How does into patch making

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>>33316917
GRILS CAN INTO JERKY TOO

Mom makes fine ass deer jerky

>>33317228
Whats an ass deer?

>>33316847
I came loads to that once

fappening

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Just found pic related from some FB guy, got 2 of 'em.

>>33315499
Sounds like you just described a Blue steak.

>>33311612
You're Serbian Ai? Nice fellow Serb here too.

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>>33317060
>>33317156
If I like a patch, I buy it. Don't really care much beyond that.

>>33316847
>>33317261
It's fucking delicious.

>>33317312
I'm TRI MORETA and KOSOVO E SRBIJA

>>33317340
cool
doesn't belong here

>>33317363
neither do patches

>>33316847
sauce

>>33317308
I've also heard it called 'black and blue'. The meme lore goes that it's called pittsburgh rare because the steel mill workers needed a really high calorie lunch, but only had a 30 minute lunch break, so they would take the cuts of steak and toss them against the 2000F blast furnace exterior, which was sterile due to the high heat, for a few seconds on each side, making charred on the outside, rare on the inside the only way the steak could be cooked edible with such high heat.

>>33317374
we'll see who gets banned first, autist

>>33317425

post patches not steaks. stay on topic

>>33317342
yes it is my leaf pal yes it is

oi does any1 know what merlins shop is at again? cant find it

>>33317431
It's http://merlinsmagicalmerrows.bigcartel.com/

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>>33317333
>liking that patch

>>33317444
Wow, other people have and post the link to my shit? Neat!

>>33317444
i love you and also nice trips

>>33317492
thanks

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>>33317457
have you figured out international shipping patch wizard?

>>33317152
Crimson has the War Boys logo

is the dank patch the institution of racism patch with the red elephant???

>>33317765
yes

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>>33317786
ty

Antarctic fag here for bi-whenever-im-bored update:

>Its cold
>There's two black guys on this rotation and they are not good with the cold
>One of the crew understood a /k/ meme, I am scared for my saftey
>The weather is too bad to do anything but bounce a ball off the wall and watch Netflix, in glorious 144p
>My Nerds Rope supply's are holding
>Dispite there being more Aussies and Kiwis than Americans at the moment I have only been called cunt twice
>One of the science people has ducks, and they are annoying
>The radio is awash with Russians
>Concordia Station is reporting -86°F weather
>Another board has requested I climb and lick the live camera when I am on shift next
>I just need to figure out where it is...

So do patches get an award for being this far south or something?
I brought a bag down here from a dairy place because they've never been to the great white south I guess.
Does the south add meme power??

>>33317901
Kek. Have any stories to tell? Also, what gat did you bring down there?

>>33317901
>live camera
Post link.

>>33317901
go hunt down some wildlife and post pics

>>33317901
which /k/ meme
are the black dudes weebs too
is one of your patches RPG's remove honk patch for when the ducks get out of hand

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>>33317901
Where you at on this pic?

>>33317158
So maybe have the top and bottom be symmetrical?

>>33317238
I think he means deer with fine asses.

>>33317060
I used the only tool Photoshop has to curve words.

>>33317986
not him but mcmurdo
>>33317901
quack

>>33310050

You race traitors make me sick.

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>>33318002
>doesn't know about paths

>>33318002
nigger what

circle
text tool
click on line
type

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>>33318099
I literally only use Photoshop to add text to comics for Wargaming and nothing else. This program is way to advanced for me to even start to use.

>>33317923

They wouldn't let me bring a gun
I need to get permission from New Zealand actually.
Next year I hope.
So far, we've had the following nonsense:
>Two penguins became extra crispy when they decided generators were good
>One of the science people fell, cracked head, and was evaced
>There's a guy named macready, when he introduced himself he said "yes, I know"
>Only one case of intercourse in the supply closet so far!

>>33317925
Idk where it is actually, if you find it pls send link though.

>>33317973
1. He keked at a "I wouldn't worry about it" joke. Not laughed, actually went kek
2. Not really, one of them.is a big fan of Zelda though.
3. Remove honk, Space Shuttle Door Gunner. DAE hopefully.

>>33317960
When it's not so cold/winds are so high they won't let us outside

>>33317986
McMurdo my dude

>>33318011
Penguin noise

Guys, the results are in. I'm not white.

>>33318158
So, you're no longer Honorary Serbian Aryan anymore?

>>33318137
How often is Carpenter's The Thing is played down there?

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>>33318158

Wow
Blocked
>>33318137
Oh yes
>Last Tuesday
>Working in the infirmary
>P comes in with abdominal cramps, bloat, headache and numbness in leg
>Okay whatever
>Taking vitals and asking questions, when PT notices my uniform
>I thought it was too cold for fires to start here?
>Mfw

>>33318137
Kek at the crispy pengus. I've heard stories of the little cute fucks being so fat that if you stick a wick in them, they make pretty good candles. What are you doing in there anyway? And shame about the gun. What do you want to bring next time? Say hello to the southern frozen wasteland from Czechbro plox.
>only one case of intercourse of supply closet so far
Like, ever, or on your part only?

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>>33318236
I'm certainly Serbian/Bulgar, and blonde.

Just a little more multicultural...

>>33318290
>irish

make a potato patch

>>33318239

I have seen the movie so much I can actually recite it from memory.
The movie selection is infinitely large here at the department, but the DVD for the thing is worn out.

>>33318250
Fire department/medical staff. I'm a weirdly specialized medical professional who works in remote environments.
I'd like to bring muh STGW57 actually.

I mean just this month...

>>33318290
Falling for the DNA ancestry meme

>>33318131
Draw a circle with the Elipse Tool and click with the Type Tool on it's edge (path). Or create a path with the pen tool and click on the path.
>>33318290
>Italy/ Greece
Pay debt!

>>33318340
Ooh. Fancy occupation. Also, fuck, I can oddly picture that gun there perfectly. Also, the winter trigger sounds like awesome addition to such enviroments. Just don't freeze to the metal bits, hehe.

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>>33318290
You are baby watch this.

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>>33318351
Meh, got bored so I took it. Wasn't such a big set back and it looks pretty legit.

>>33318357
It's a general reference to that area, otherwise it includes plenty of other nations. Red=birth place.

>>33318374
>Ashkenazi
OY
FUCKING
VEY

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>>33318137
>my patches have now been to every continent except Africa
Neat. Thanks, guy.

>>33318340
>>33318368
Oh, also, Antarctidanon, GF asks how often do you get polar lights/Aurora Australis there? Got any pics? Low-res is fine, sounds like you got shit net there.