>live in the UK >can't own any weapons I'm jealous

You're allowed a bull negro toy!

You're also allowed friends that play full contact cops and robbers with you, but nobody likes to play the cop role.

You're allowed pieces of paper that say how much money you have but you're never allowed to withdraw it, too!!

So you're rich, you have friends, and a living sex toy!

You're so fortunate!!!

>>33294039
My condolences. If it makes you feel any better, I don't take any of my freedoms for granted.
Want to marry me to get a US citizenship? No homo

It isnt just a toy, its like finally getting that cool scifi trapper keeper. Sure it gives you some cool points and metallic spheres over a grid is great to stare at during boring classes, but it also offers you organization of your papers and pencils. It teaches you lessons on being self organized and tidy. You walk away a changed and better man

>toy

my russian guy just sent me this pic of his commander who was using blanks in training and had one allah akbar on him.

File: ED4B5E4F87334BBBAB1C9D3514F5DDCA213500000391E7C4E2AC_tmp.jpg (78KB, 450x800px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 450x800px

>>33294157
>tfw no Russian guy

>>33294070
>Want to marry me to get a US citizenship? No homo
I haven't transitioned yet

>>33294181
what the fuck is that pic

But you could legally get a 20mm bolt action no worries. With a suppressor. What now America.

OP you massive faggot

>>33294193
it's a Feel

And the call rang out for all non city dwelling faggots to take up arms, and they did so because their arms were plenty and foggotry few.

The city providing a staunch defence as they shit posted about how the cops would save them, and that countryside don't represent the voting populace.

Yet low, upon the greenfields clearly defined by city planning did the rural folk find their cover and dig upon the earth a multitude of firing positions.

And thus did begin and end the glorious war of actual guns against the might cutlery draw, and the city fags were found wanting.

And yet in those blood fields turned back to working crops, we can hear on the wind a sad lament "live in UK. Can't own any weapons".