Guys I think I've figured out the solution to all these

vastly reducing the world's dependence on oil and making the US dollar backed by something other than the international oil market?

>>33288459
Yeah because if WY is known for anything it's the risky operations that don't get all but one of the crew killed.

>>33288484
WY is almost a satire of greedy incompetent evil companies from cyberpunk settings.

>>33288459
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Then xenoreplicants

>>33288459
werent there multiple movies telling us exactly why this is a bad idea?

>>33289015
Wayland Yutani never learns.

the entire colony business is really a way for them to find Engineer technology. then find a way to profit from it.

>>33288459
>live telemetry feed of yourself while it's coming to get you
Building Better Worlds

>>33288459

GO BACK TO /R9 YOU SCREECHING AUTISTIC FAGGOT

>>33288459
>that womans face
>"not this shit again"

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If you read this specific book, this plan goes to shit.

>Xenosoldierswhatcangowrong

>>33292123
What's the name?

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>>33292250
Aliens: nightmare asylum. Either the novel or the comic, both good

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>>33292372
This is the novel

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>>33288459
What about the bonus situation?

>>33292123
Was this the one where the bad guy gets molested by a female drill sergeant and afterward gets a throbbing erection whenever he touches xenomorph eggs?

Jesus those books were trash

>>33292421
This felt like something out of a Seinfeld episode

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Nah let's use these instead. And let them self replicate.

What could go wrong?

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>>33292424
Haha yeah!!!

>>33292623
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Thomas_Spears

Jesus I was right. And it was nightmare asylum. It basically ends with Spears bringing trained alien drones to reclaim earth while wearing a napoleonic era generals uniform. The drones disobey so he tries to shoot them with a revolver, which does nothing. The queen then kills him. It was all a ruse by the queen to get spears to bring them down to earth.

What a gay novel

>>33292421
In the coming movie Covenant. The first Wayland Yutani colony mission is sent to the Engineer homeworld .Which just happens to have been already landed on by Naomi Rapace and David the Synthetic. Naomi and David caused the end of the Engineers on the world by crashing into the planet and releasing the goo. WY knows but didn't tell the colonists, only the new synthetic, Walther. David and Walther are going to have a fight at some point.

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>>33292424
> throbbing erection whenever he touches xenomorph eggs

I'm just picturing a dude holding the egg lips closed and violently fucking them until he cums all over the facehugger traumatizing it for life.

is that child abuse?

>>33297224
>I'm just picturing a dude holding the egg lips closed and violently fucking them until he cums
I've seen pics of that.

>>33294884
>A dismembered head and Walther are going to have a fight at some point

Prometheus was such a shitty movie. Completely ruined the Alien backstory for me. Then again Alien 3 and 4 were shit shows as well and I'm sure Covenant will be no different. Ridley Scott needs to retire instead of fucking things up more and more

Something something gas the Jews?