>it's 3am >you wake up to the sound of glass shattering

After the first shot because I leave loaded weapons laying around my home like a responsible adult.

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>>33283792
Not because it is my father eating out our fridge

>>33283792
No, because I've quietly cocked it while laying in bed. Racking it loudly in the hallway is just going to give away my position and make me a target; if somebody is in my house, I don't need to give them a warning before I shoot them.

I don't own a shotgun

>>33283792
>you grab your shotgun
I totally lost immersion OP.
2/10 needs work.

>>33283792
no because its stored 1 in the chamber safety on

>>33283792

No, because knowing me I'll already have one in the chamber.

I take it off safe

>>33283792
No because if I kill my enemies they win

>>33283792

Glass windows in my country are offensive towards a certain species of apes

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I guess if I'm trying to warn the intruder that I'm awake and armed In hopes that they'll flee before I get an opportunity to give them a few new orifaces.

>>33284000
tammy is so hot

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>>33283792
>giving away your position
>having the possibility of something going wrong in your shotgun
>not having a round already in the chamber

>>33284127
how the fuck does that knot even work?

>>33283792
>not keeping one in the chamber

Than again I live alone except for my cats

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>>33284022
She'd totally get the dick if I wasn't married and lame.

so would pic related

>>33283865
>eating out our fridge
That what you call mommas pussy when she sticks a stick of butter down there?

>>33284187
i was making fun of her her face is fat as fuck

>>33284184
>needing to mention your cats

you live alone alright

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>>33284278
Agree to disagree.

>>33283792
Sure why not.

No, is already loaded.

>>33283792
>>Starts thread about racking shotgun
>>posts a break open O/U

>>33284388
there's always one autist like you

>>33283792
well seeing as the chamber is empty right now, yes. next question!

>>33283926
>quietly
>racked a shotgun
Pick one, dude.

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>>33284278
They cause a lot of mischief and because of that I count them.

Once I came home to my Maine Cook chewing into my glock case for fun and spitting out the plastic on my keyboard.

Thank go I only keep my broken glock parts and grips in there

Pic semi related. New cat

>>33283792
Where can I buy a shotgun at 3 in the morning so that I can participate in this scenario.

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>>33284400
He's not OP?

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>posting on /k/
>not owning at least 1 (one) shotgun

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>>33284415
>owning mainstream art pieces

>>33284215
Shut up tryhards fag

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>>33284400
no, normally there's at least 10 of us and the first reply would have been about the OP's obvious inability to distinguish between shotgun action types.

The fact that this was NOT the case in this thread is frankly distressing. I am concerned for the future of /k/

>>33283792

I mean I would, the chick holding that over under is going to have a hard time racking hers.

>>33283792
dont use shotgun for that
have .380 pistol near bed
and ak in gun rack for that
also sound

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>>33284440
>not having an AR for home defense
>having a shotgun for home defense like the ultimate normie casual

>>33284578
personally I use a 7.62 because not only do I want to kill the intruder but everyone else who deserved it for being behind them

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>>33284598
>not living in a basement
>not forcing an intruder to traverse a narrow kill zone to reach you
>not being able to unleash any caliber you want without worrying about collateral damage

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>not having a custom installed alarm system
>not replacing the beeping with a 6-second delay followed by shotgun racking soundbites spread 0.5-1.5 seconds apart coming from all over the house
>needing to have an actual gun
ISHYGDDT

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>>33284615
>Having an army living in your house
>Equipping it solely with shotguns
ISHYGDDT

>>33283792
Nope. Cause I'd grab my designated home defense short barrel 300blk AR that's loaded with my own reloads and has a nice bright flashlight on it.

Don't get me wrong I love shotguns, I have four of them, but they're definitely not my go to for the B&E brothers welcome gifts.

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>>33284166
its a slipknot

>>33284612
>>33284615
>>33284642
>Not living in an inaccessible jungle temple with miles of dangerous jungle to traverse before you get to it
>Not realising genetically engineered chimera armed with AKs that worship you as a god and protect you with their lives.
>Not setting up a series of AI controlled kill bots and traps at your temple home so that if intruders do access it they die before they reach you
>Not modifying yourself to become some cybernetic monstrosity with attached guns, knives and poison gas compartments and sitting on a throne always waiting for a challengers to complete your death maze only to meet death at your hands.
>Setting up a fail safe to your heart beat that will detonate a nuke in your jungle hellhole-paradise island if you die

ISHMAELGODDONTTAKE

>>33283792
No, it's already loaded. Yes, I know about free floating firing pins.

>>33283812
This

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>>33284695

>>33284469
Literally the first thing i noticed when reading OP.

>>33284538
Why u keep mouse gun by bed when you could have any kind of firearm there?

>>33284578
What can i say, there's just something about aerating a crackhead with what's effectively a simultaneous 16 round burst of round nosed projectiles, a je ne sais quoi if you will, that 2-3 .224" rounds doesn't seem to capture. Sure, ARs are effective and certainly are much better at some things than a shotgun, but they just aren't better at everything imo.

>>33283792
Well I need to put one in the chamber. Hard to shoot someone if you don't have a round in the chamber.

>>33284719
rogue techpriests get out reeee

>>33283926

>in the room

>>33283792
It's a side by side, so no. Even if I had a pump shotgun, I would not rack it. I would not want to give away my location.

>>33283812
This because I'm not a heretic who disrespects my weapons by not having them ready to kill savages at a moment's notice.

>>33284215
Do you fantasize about Paula Dean?

>>33284578
>use AR for home defense
>kill intruder
>kill neighbor because in your hurry to pretend that youre an operator clearing a house with a rifle you failed to realize that overpenetration is a thing.
>end up in jail with tyrone's cousins
>somuchrape.jpg

>>33283792
>you grab your shotgun
lol

>>33283792
Rack it?

>hear glass smash
>its fucking on!
>grab trusty scattergat
>stand at top of stairs
>Blamf! Blamf! Blamf!
>whos there?!?
>Blamf! Blamf!

>>33285840
>being this dumb
5.56 is safer than buckshot or even pistol calibers through common building materials while having excellent terminal ballistics at short range.

Educate yourself.

>>33285840
maybe if you have a wooden wall like a redneck or a shot goes through a window

>>33284000

I WANT TO STAND UNDER HER WHILE SHE IS SUSPENDED IN THE AIR NAKED TIED ON ROPES IN A SQUATTING POSITION AND WHEN SHE DROPS A HUGE DEUCE BECAUSE I TRICKED HER INTO EATING TOO MUCH DEL TACO ON SATURDAY NIGHT I'LL SHOOT THE TURDS OUT OF THE AIR MID DROP POINT BLANK RANGE WITH MY TRUSTY REMINGTON 870 DON'T WORRY ITS AN OLD ONE SO IT'S NOT JUNK AND SHE'LL HAVE EARS ON SO SHE DOESN'T GO DEAF IT'LL BE BADASS LIKE AN ACTION MOVIE

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>>33285970
>not using target loads on home intruders for a tortuous death

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>using a pump

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>Racking your shotgun
>Not just having a double barrel
>Not following the former Vice President's advise

>leave the room with an empty chamber.

They could be right outside the door, locked and loaded. You might not have time to rack once you leave that room.

>>33285970
Source?

Wait. The automatic sprinklers didn't deter them? The locked iron gate didn't slow them down? The motion detectors didn't go off and wake me? Explain this. They ignored the big gnawed-on beef primal bone on the walkway?

Switch on the surveillance camera monitor and see whos' there, I supposed. A shotgun seems extreme. Maybe a can of wasp spray. I SWEAR YOUR HONOR HE HAD A WASP ON HIS NOSE as he was breaking into my home..

>>33283792
i just lean out the window and fire two blasts

Get angry and storm right out of my bed and go over and slap the intruder in my home and tell him to get the fuck out of my house and let me fucking sleep because the sun hasn't even gone up yet!

After making the guy walk out of the house in shame I'll go over and hit my small dog for yelping and crying so goddamn loud all night long and slap my big dog for pissing on the carpet.

Then I'll go and hit my kids with my belt for screaming and running around in the middle of the goddamn night and yell at my uncle to stop groping my son and go back to masturbating.

Then I'll go back to my bedroom and hit my wife the second time again and tell her to stop inviting random fucking strangers to our home in the middle of goddamn night and tell her to make a proper sandwich next time.

Then I'll go back to sleep and hope everyone learned their own goddamn lesson or by god I'll start drinking

>>33286173
The situation described by OP is very unlikely to happen,so it's pretty much just a "what if" thread.
I don't think cops would just blindly raid a building except in some extreme emergency.

>>33284415
>chewing on your things
This is why I don't keep vermin in the house.

>>33286231
shit
wrong thread

>>33286213
Dad?

>>33284215

Too wordy. You're trying too hard.

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>>33283792
If its not chambered, yes. Don't be silly.

>>33286169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdmQ5IN2j0

>>33286494
>this is why I maul people.jpg

>>33283792
>racking a semi auto

>>33286173
>too extreme
You lose all human rights when you enter my home by force.

>>33285840
Jokes on you, all my walls are filled with 8 inches of sand!

>>33284406
Put a pillow over it

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>>33283792
>do you rack it, /k/?

No.

Any more questions?

>>33283792
Keep it half racked, tactically insert shell, slide forward and fire

duh

>>33286169
anywhere
look it up yourself, how is this not common knowledge on this board? have fudds taken over?

>guy breaks into your house
>you confront him
>he sees your gun
>he surrenders
>you call the police and make him lie on floor

do you affix bayonets and give him a right poke? you could just say it happened when he tried to attack

>>33286701
You shoot him before his surrenders.

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>>33283792
>not having a bolt action shotgun

>>33286752
I bought a 20GA almost exactly like that for my buddys birthday 2 years ago.

>>33283812
Is this for real? I feel dumb that my shotgun is not currently loaded.

>>33284406
stealth racks when the blacks come back

>>33286030
That's weird, I'd just eat her shit like a normal person.

>leaving your home defense guns with an empty chamber

do you take the gas out of your car whenever you park it?

>>33287463
>getting gas literally requires a fraction of a second

>the risk of leaving rounds in my chamber are worth the possibility that i might only have a split second

it frightens me that you people own guns

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>>33284215

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>>33283865

>living with your parents

>>33286545
This.
If you break into my house, step up to the fucking plate

>3am
>hear loud crash somewhere on the ground floor of my manor house
>hounds are barking like crazy
>grab Holland & Holland side by side and load some .00
>lower class ruffian in my home going for the good silver
>follow him in to one of the kitchens and put two football sized holes in him
>call for the local constabulary
>Chief inspector shows up
>we're both Freemasons
>no charges pressed

>>33283792
If I hear glass breaking, and no one is trying to get to the bedroom door, I have the drop on them no matter where they are, so I don't rack one, I wait till I see them then do it, telling them on the ground or die.

But it also depends on how shitty an area I live in. are they druggies everywhere, or are they more likely some fucking barely adult retards who thought my 75 inch would be easy to fense.

If they aren't willing to die for the money, jail time. if they are, ill ruin some of my shit with blood, then post every news article of me killing the intruder in the front window, easy to see, as a warning to others.

>>33284612
Someone near us has a home like that, shit is small as fuck but they have a 2 story... is that the right term... underground bunker that connects to the top floor shit is kinda cool, and in case of fire, the stairwell up has literally 0 flammable material.

Basically one big kill zone floor. with security on each of the two entrances.

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>tfw your only shotguns are Bolt action and O/U

I do have this though. The action isn't very loud but it will put some pretty big holes in you.

>>33283792
Why would i eject the shell already in the chamber?

>>33283792
>it's 3am
>I wake up to the sound of glass shattering and loud banging
>my time has finally come
>I quickly rack my shotgun and then throw it down the hall and into the room where the burglars are burglarizing
>the shotgun goes off when it hits the ground, destroying my second favorite chair
>all hostiles have been rendered deaf
>better wear ears next time
>there won't be a next time
>they look towards the hallway to find me at the entrance of the room
>I am wearing nothing but cowboy boots, a banana hammock, a surplus gas mask, and a shit ton of baby oil
>XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!! nothing personnel, kiddo
>the first man raises his hi-point, but it's too late
>in a flash my Mosin bayonet is running him through from behind, where I then shoot his friend center mass through the kebebed body
>the third man breaks and runs outside
>like the javelin it is, I launch my Mosin skyward, bayonet glistening in the moonlight
>it lands center mass
>cheeki breeki m8 gg

>>33287506
>risk of leaving rounds in my chamber
Do you also believe in the fucking tooth fairy?

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>>33283865
>>33284612
>live in military barracks
>cant have personal firearms in barracks because the military doesn't trust the enlisted to not kill themselves
>Only have hatchet in closet for self defense if someone goes crazy

>>33283865
I didn't know Chloe Moretz had a son

>>33283792
I take a pistol and flashlight. shotgun is for the lady who stays behind and posts up behind furniture.

>>33286286
Son?

>>33287279

You should feel that way.

>>33283792
yessir i sure do rack my O/U shotgun
>your pic related.

>>33283792
No I grab my rifle or pistol.

>>33284719

Well shit, I know what I'm going to be GMing for tomorrow's tabletop GURPS session.

>>33283792
No because my shotgun is loaded already.

But I've already made it a point to use my grandfather's h&r break action 8ga for my first home invasion. From what he's told me, he's already baptized it once on a cousin with sticky fingers back in the 50s.

No because there's a shell in the chamber and its a Vietnam era Remington auto

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>>33283792
How do I rack a double barrel shotgun?

>>33284000
Ugh tommy is the best
I would totally knot her

Can you really rack a Saiga-12??

>it's not loaded already

cuck detected, the element of surprise is what's going to keep you alive.