>it's a nightmare where you've entered into a TV

>>33279271
you don't cast rifle barrels.

>>33279329
It was a dream autist

>>33279329
>implying
What is microcasting?
If companies are not using it it doesn't mean it is not possible.

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>it's another "you will never have a good, well adjusted life with a 10/10 qt wife that loves you unconditionally" dream again

>>33279271
>it's a "why can't I pull this trigger" followed by "oh god my teeth are falling out" dream

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>>33279271
>its another "meeting the girl of your dreams and then waking up and realizing youre all alone and a sad sack of shit" dream again

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>>33280094

I have that one a lot

i only have the sense of no time passing and i wake up, or i have nightmares of panic where i've lost something i cannot find [eg., my dog] or i'm lost and fleeing and cannot make some critical rendezvous then i wake up

i fucking hate dreams.

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>>33280094
>It's another dream where your first love returns

You know, this thread is a good reminder of how good can come out of bad. The whole reason I got into guns was because I was planning on blowing my brains out and was compelled like the autist I was to study heavily on the subject before doing so. I ended up managing to get through that time, and kept the interest in firearms.

Thanks, /k/. I hope you all feel better soon and lead wonderful lives and that the milsurp is always cheap and plentiful.

>>33280094
Dont remind me anon

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>>33280252
I get sleep paralysis and auditory hallucinations
mostly disembodied hands and girls voices calling my name
sometimes heart beats slightly out of sync and the sensation of being hugged by uhh mist or some kind of empty space ???

>>33279271

>Member of an inner city SWAT team
>On a drug raid in some shithole apartment complex
>Breach the front door with me on point
>Before I can see anyone I get hit right in the throat with a shotgun blast
>It doesn't hurt it, just feels wrong and I can feel my neck all blown open and gushing blood
>Fall to the ground and think wow I just got shot in the throat, feels fucking weird

and then I woke up

>>33279726
I never get the trigger one but I've done a lot of boxing and I sometimes get the "oh god why aren't my punches doing anything" dream.

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>>33280542
i get this but with being impaled through the chest from behind
sometimes it rebar sometimes its a tree branch or a sword
its just an uncanny feeling of oh shit and then the feeling of losing consciousness

>>33280252
>>33280220
>>33280094
>>33279722
i get this but its im in love with my high school gf and its the unhealthy teenage love the kind that is the greatest worst thing ever
the worst part of this is im married to a different women whom i love and these dreams always cause such strong feelings of guilt

>>33279726
fuck the teeth dreams

>>33280551
ive never had this but my wife has had these and we both have a history of competitive fighting
would you describe yourself as an anxious person?

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>>33280220
same

>>33282860
I love that image. Makes me want to get utterly and completely shitfaced loaded. About 25oz+ (720ml+) or so of 40% liquor, or maybe 20-24 4 or 5% beer would do it. I'd settle for 15oz or a dozen beer though.

>dream that I'm going on vacation with a bunch of friends to live in some house on a beach or some shit
>pissed off that I can't bring my guns
>friends give me typical "you don't NEED a gun" shit
>chillin on the porch drinking a pina colada
>all of the sudden a literal amphibous invasion of feral hogs occurs
>a whole fucking pack of them just running out of the water onto the beach toward us
>one of them starts charging up the steps
>grab a golf club and start smashing it in the head
>it still keeps going and knocks me over
>grab its snout and shove my thumbs through its eyes
>pick up a nearby cinder block and smash its head in
>my friends look at me in horror as I'm all covered in blood.
>tell my friend to give me the keys to his prius if he wants to save his vacation
>travel to Fudds R Us, buy a shotgun, a mini 14, tons of ammo and some pipe tobacco
>stoked as hell to begin a tropical hog removal rampage
>wake up.

>>33282923
it makes me finally go through with it and just hang myself

>>33282961
why are you such a depressed bitch

>>33282989
i ask myself that question alot lately

>>33279722
>>33280094
>ride my motorcycle back to my bachelor pad
>chill in my mad cave, working on rifles and reloading ammo
>wake up, ring on my finger, wife beside me
Fuck.

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>>33283001

>>33283001
Smoke weed

I had a dream I was being forced to buy drugs at knifepoint by a bunch of Russians, so I pulled my own knife and stabbed the one threatening me.

>>33282961
Honestly, one of the reasons I don't want to kill myself is that then I can't drink anymore. Also, I don't know if there's any shooting ranges in the afterlife.

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Had this dream which is semi-related
>Had to draw numbers whether or not im going into the army
>i drew a low number and i got enlisted into the army
>my squad was a bunch of fucking autists
>for some reason our NCO's were my uncle (which is the chillest mofo alive) and gunnery sergeant hartman from Full metal jacket
>After getting a shitstorm from Hartman, you would get a chill conversation with my uncle
>What the actual fuck
>got assigned designated radioman because i knew how to use a phone
>was asked to operate this hightech shit on the basis that i knew how to use a blackberry
>justfuckmyshitup.jpg
>apparently we had to have a drill or "match" against another squad
>had to be home at the barracks before midnight
>My squad of fucking lemons throws away my radio the second i look away
>never wanted to shoot these bunch of fuckers more than now
>they decide to sit in a circle and sing camp songs
>meanwhile im desperatly searching for the radio and mentally preparing for the shitstorm i will get because i lost the radio.
>woke up

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>>33283001
sorry anon I was just playin but really exercise is good for you go outside

>>33280094
>tfw had a dream that I reconnected with my first love
>it just felt good to be loved by someone again, even if it was just for the span of a 30-60 minute dream
this girl ripped my heart out/was emotionally abusive and the relationship was toxic (figured that out later) so I'm not trying to revive that relationship, but it reminded me that my /k/ and /out/ hobbies are just covering a void that can only be filled by human interaction

>>33279726

I never have a problem pulling the trigger, I just can't kill them, no matter how many rounds I put into them.

Also, fuck the teeth dreams.

>inna chill ass dreram about zombie apocalypse, me and my bud, zombies arent that fast so its ok, stores arent that well looted so its all good

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>it's another dream about railing the ugly but thicc babushka that works at the international market while your twin brother steals booze and pumpkins

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> dream I am in the trenches at the Sommne
> Mud up to my knees, and the air is damp and mouldy
> shelling stops. Jerry has broken through and is advancing into my dugout
> I ready my weapon-
> it is pic related...
> the Hun drops into my trench and levels a mauser at me
> I raise my weapon and yell "Bang!!!"
> theattackwasineffective
> yell "Bang bang!" and am surprised that the kraut is not removed.
> I run away in terror

I had many dreams like this before I moved.

>>33279271
>casting barrels
Is this 1300?

>>33285040
>Is this 1300?
Is this before the time of muskets?

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>>33279271
> Urban combat at night with battle buddies whose faces I never see or don't recognize
> looks like Beirut, or some semi decent arab city
> sand colored buildings illuminated by yellow streetlamps
> for some reason we're always moving fast, checking corners
> burned out toyota hiluxes, flaming piles of trash, half collapsed buildings
> round a corner to cover my guys
> look up, raise rifle
> suddenly hear a loud crack and see a flash from a second story window
> Staring up at the dark night sky, completely black because stars washed out by streetlights
> tops of buildings begin to fade to black as I hear my squad yell unintelligible muffled things
> vision completely black, can't hear anything anymore
> somehow know that it will last for eternity, the black nothingness
> wake up sharply with a cold sweat, every single time

>>33279271

>beautiful sun drenched day
>Heidi is there
>wind in her hair of 1000 laces
>She smiles at me
>wake up
>consider suicide

Every dream my guns don't work but I've gotten really good at malfunction clearing w my AR and Glock. Hopefully it carries over

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>It's that "Killing a child soldier" dream again

>>33280551
i practice mma and such, but I have never actually been in a full on fight and after having many of those dreams i've been seriously doubting my punching power. guess i'll just have to get in a match and see what happens.

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>>33287344

>>33286084
Gunpowder has been used to shoot things out of tubes for a long time, m8

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>call in a robbery in the jewelry store at the local mall
>put pic related in one of the bathrooms
>area floods with cops
>show up at the bank in the mall parking lot dressed up like the local SWAT team
>my crew has already kidnapped the bank manager that morning to prepare for this
>grab the manager, throw her over my shoulder, and carry her into the bank, have her open the vault, and then run out with as much money as the gang can carry
>people are too confused by the swarm of police everywhere to notice what's going on and alert the actual police
>when people call 911 and explain what happened the 911 operators calmly explain that the thing at the mall was some kind of hoax and there's no real emergency
>by the time the police realize what has happened, we've already gotten out onto the highway, pulled into a nearby parking lot and switched cars

> casting barrels
>casting
>barrels

I don't have nightmares, and if I did they'd not be that stupid.

>Daydream about blowing shit/people up with a grenade launcher as a job.
>Go back to working my wageslave job
I just want a M79.

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>>33287344

>>33283042
As someone who just did exactly that, I'm more jealous of you.

>>33280240
>>33280367
Sounds like you might have a sleep disorder anon. If you wake up still feeling exhausted, or are always tired you should see your doctor.

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>it's another making love to my dead sisters spirit in a holy water temple dream

>>33287734
it's called obesity

>>33287734
There are others, I have to deal with narcolepsy.

>>33279329
One of the stages will be casting a barrel blank depending on how scratch is scratch

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>It's another "There's some lunatic with a gun trying to kill you and a bunch of other people in public so you sneak around them and manage to cover enough distance to where you have a perfect shot and right as you pop out of the corner to take them by surprise your gun jams and they immediately turn and point their gun at you and the last thing you ever see is their face and right as they're about to kill you you wake up in a cold sweat" dream

>>33287597
Yes, in fact since the 1300s, but not for muskets. Back then it was only used in handheld cannons, basically. The Manchurians were the first to figure this out, and before them in the 1300s gunpowder was never really used as a weapon in war. I also think that in the 1300s, they used different materials for their cannons, like wood or bamboo.

>>33289926
And that's why you carry a revolver. If the round is a dud you just pull the trigger again.

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>>33279271
>It's the "I'm in a non description airport terminal mowing down enemies (that look like SWAT officers) like they're fucking cardboard cutouts but OH GOD THEY JUST KEEP COMING AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF AMMO!" dream.
I have this dream at least once a week and I always wake up sweaty and anxious afterwards. What the fuck does this mean?

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>>33279271

I woke up this morning from a dream about "Bro-O's" brand cereal. They were like fruit loops but only had two flavors of loops and the box had two frat guys dressed in pastel shorts and polos hazing a dude bent against a chair by kissing/licking his mouth and butt hole (the O's part). The commercial had a well dressed cereal O in raybands say "gotta get this bro's O" at the end.

I don't think I'm gay but I had always wanted to be in a fraternity and the day before I was talking to one of my best friends who went back to college and joined one.

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>it's a "find a literal pile of milsurp in a bag by some train tracks" episode

And then I woke up

>>33290092
>remember, no Russian

>On a nice date with a guy I know
Super gay harr-de-harr
>Dark out
>Try to stop at Ice-Cream shop in the middle of a local open air mall
>Closed, in fact, everything’s closed
>Completely dark save the lights of the adjacent road across the parking lot
>Get in car to drive home
>On the way out there’s a guy who looks like he’s trying to break into a diner, under a street light
>A couple locals try to confront them
>A latina with a stroller and her husbando I’m sure
>Get out of the car and start jogging over to the scene
>Guy stays behind in the car
Can’t really remember the next couple minutes
>Husbando was shot and so was one of the robbers
>Robber was shot by me, I have the gun in my hand
>Latina has him on the ground
>I know the cops are coming
>Get an odd thought
>Diner is dark and super closed
>Open door to check for more inside
>walk in a bit and round a corner to larger dining room
>Lights on
>The place is full of only old men and kids
>All male
>Turn around as a waiter comes through the double doors to the kitchen behind me
>Packing a shotgun
>I shoot him twice, he goes down
>Empty
>Second waiter enters with an AK
>Looks like the asian from Harold and Kumar
>He tosses a grenade into the dining hall
>I hit him with two shots from the shotgun
>Run out and around the North side out the front door

>>33291392
Cont.

>Entrance was on the east side
>Harold knew my moves
>Tells the other waiters
>A guy comes out the back door when I arrive
>A little hand to hand with new guy
>Not working, run around the west side, the back
>turn around and tackle the guy
>What feels like an eternity of fighting this guy hand to hand follows
>He’s cocky the whole time
>Not really fighting back too hard
>He keeps talking but I’m not paying attention to any of it
>At some point a random guy started helping me
>I end the fight by hitting the back of his head on the pavement so many times in a row I split his skull open
>As I do I’m starting to wonder
“Why am I here”
“How did this dream get here”
>Shake it off
>Pick up his AK
>Turn around to face the back diner wall
>The half of it that’s the wall for the dining hall is just glass
>Peer around the glass
Gore
Almost no part of the diner is visible underneath it
“What?”
>Turn around and start to go around the north side again
>Look down the alley-way
A mound of Flesh and gore comes hovering around the corner, dripping with disgust. It’s got one large red, bloodshot, eye the takes up most of it’s “head‘. The rest is a disjointed mess of small spikes and fresh entrails that make up the “mouth”.
It’s grinning
Almost like it’s about to start laughing
>I hold my hand over my mouth
>Whether to not puke or to mute myself I don’t know
>I turn back toward the east side
>I hear a voice inside my head
That’s enough- wake up.

>>33291401
Cont.

>The last thing I remember running through my mind is
Was that thing the people from inside the diner?
>I feel vomit in my mouth
Wake up

>>33282924
Bay of Pigs?

>>33287344
imagine having a dream where you die and don't wake up. It has happened to me twice. First time I fell off a building and didn't wake up after I hit the ground. Second time I was trapped in an all white room strapped to a chair. The door broke down and a man used a chainsaw to go straight down the middle of my body. Then, for some reason I was in the corner of the room watching myself repeat over and over the man breaking into the room and sawing through my body. I have never woke up so cold in my life.

>>33291392
>>33291401
>>33291417
Shit man call a therapist

>>33280252
>dream my ex-gf breaks in through my window and strangles me
>wake up and fap to it

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>>33291417
>>33291417

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>>33280094

>>33290781
>I don't think I'm gay

Okay anon

>>33291417
>>33291401
>>33291392
Have you recently read Leviathan Wakes?

>>33290791
These ones hurt

>Find a Dragunov at Cabella's library for $1100

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>its the "there are 5 intruders but for some reason you pick your grandfathers singleshot break action 20 ga" dream again

>>33294306
Why don't you just buy a quality ak barrel and machine the rest yourself?

>>33294324
>break gun
>shell pops out
>hits you in eye

>>33294263
Never heard of it.

>>33279271

>it's a nightmare where you've entered into a TV iron-chef style contest to build a gun from scratch but you've forgotten how to do everything from casting barrels to working a lathe so you just stand there looking like an idiot while the guy next to you builds an SVT-40 from scratch

Is this me? Am I me? Cause I have built a M1918 and M1921 from chunks.

And lo did it suck.

>>33279271
>be recruited to MLB team
>except I'm in my 30's with bad knees, have never played baseball outside of fucking around with friends in someone's yard
>Robert Mugabe is the umpire, Pol Pot is the first base coach
>some nigger steals my glove while I'm on deck
>get up to bat
>Garand in my hand instead of a bat
>Idi Amin throws a curveball, except he's throwing a monkey head
>turn and shoot Pol Pot in the dick
>run to third
>someone throws a potato masher grenade to the third baseman
>we both dive for cover
>the marching band charges the field on horseback
>Mussolini clobbers the band captain guy with a caber
>a tubist draws his musician's saber and stabs a random Rhodesian and takes his pink-and-green FAL
>the crowd starts throwing bundles of Kuwaiti dollars on the field
>Mugabe drops his pants and shits on home plate
>Stalin is in deep left field doing 4-count burpee's but is wearing the English crown jewels and flipflops
>Jimmy Carter is smacking Jackie Kennedy over the head with a rubber chicken in the press box and it's broadcasting on the jumbotron
>I'm still standing in the batter's box with a loaded rifle while Mugabe's giving birth to his turdbaby a foot away
>say fuckit and put the barrel in my mouth
>wake up with raging morning wood
I hate Nyquil.

>>33279722
please god not this anon, not now ;__;

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>>33291392
>>33291401
>>33291417
heckin story my man...

>>33291417
Brutal

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>>33279271
>it's a nightmare where you're stuck in a dark house and you know you're being hunted by something but none of the light switches or flashlights work

>>33283164
>got assigned designated radioman because i knew how to use a phone

I lol'd

>>33284724
Moved from where?

>>33279726
>it's a "why can't I pull this trigger"
followed by
>it's a "my opponent and I are both shooting one another at point blank repeatedly until he just falls down and dies and I wake up wondering why I am not in pain" episode

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>its another bloodsucker nightmare

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>>33290781
>this entire fucking post

>>33299349
Most of my nightmares are just about spiders. Even then, I'm so used to it that it doesn't even really bother me anymore even though IRL I still fucking hate spiders. Yeah, I know, there's a /k/ meme about jumping spiders but still I can't help that I've been arachnophobic all my life. It's gotten better of course; I can kill the little fuckers no problem, but if I suddenly see one within arm's reach of me I jump. If I see one hanging above me from a web, it's almost panic-inducing.

>>33282924
I have no idea why I laughed so hard

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>>33280665
>Dream occasionally about nuclear war
>Usually starts at my house
>Family goes to the basement for shelter
>Meanwhile, in weird as fuck way, the nuclear explosions appear close to our house, but far to cause damage or injury
>Sometimes the dream extends to the aftermath or goes straight to the aftermath
>The setting is a strange mix of Zielinski, Psychedelic Art, and Fallout Series if it was set in the 90's
>Aftermath adventure usually involves either society acting abnormally normal amidst the destruction or several people and I visit spooky urban places to collect supplies and supernatural things occur
I wake up scared shitless that nuclear Armageddon is about rain on us.

>>33300121
Meant to say Beksinski instead of Zielinski

>>33279271
>it's a "you wake up and go to work but society is slightly different" nightmare
Had one last week where everything was basically normal but people put huge sunglasses on their cars headlights and all skyscrapers were actually just a shitload of normal houses just stacked, roofs and all. There were three suns, and two of them blinked occasionally.

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Had a dream where I was at some sporting goods store that sold a fuckload of AR parts and shit all on shelves.
Got pissed off because they were all just randomly sized and unlabeled so I had to find gun parts that would fit my upper and work correctly. I had found the last decent 5.56 upper but couldn't find any fitting lower parts.
The dream pissed me off so I bought an AR upper and lower kit and assembled it in my buddies rec room with basic automotive tools out of spite for my own subconscious.
>Potato quality pic related.

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>It's a "There's an armed burglar in your house and you loaded the wrong bullets into your gun" dream

>>33287642
I stamp my barrels.

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>it's a your in your incredibly haunted former traphouse of a childhood home and there are several cultists in the back few acres of your property getting ready to murder your family and all guns but your 30-30 model 94 Winchester are disassembled for cleaning at the moment so you charge the armed satanists with your levergat while still is hoppes stained underwear and as you attempt to fire on them your gun jams and they shoot you instead and your family is indifferent to the whole situation kind of dreams.