>finally save enough money to get a gun >realize how shit

>>33267025
I can't masturbate if I'm dead.

>>33267025
just don't.
you got more to live for and you know we don't need the statistics m8

>>33267025
The trick is to buy more guns, that way you'll always be indecisive about which one to use to kill yourself. You won't want any of them to feel left out or unwanted.

>>33267025

Yes, don't do it.

>>33267025
I sometimes think about this too, Op. You're not alone in this.

>>33267069

Holy shit, so true.

I'm also worried that my guns would get sold to bubba or scrapped or something once I offed myself.

When I bought my AK (had only bolt actions before) I went through this phase where I actually got really scared of myself and the newfound power that I had. It went away in a week though and everything is normal again.

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>>33267025
these are the perils of finally getting "things" we have long wanted and/or thought we "needed" for any number of reasons,..

all the while we, subconsciously at least, expect some special satisfaction or fulfillment from these material objects.
of course such fulfillment is only imagined and is fleeting at best.
thus it gives contrast to the stark reality of how useless and meaningless our ordinary human lives are, opening that dark, bitter emptiness inside of us that no thing can ever fill.
who wants to go on living in such a state of pure unending drudgery trapped inside these mortal coils

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>>33267025
Here's a tiffany to cheer you up. <3

>>33267492
I'm more depressed now

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>>33267492
>you will never get a gf like this
IT'S TIME TO GO LADS

>>33267047
T H I S

>>33267025
>realize I have an easy way out

Yeah it's called robbing a jewelry store and becoming a millionaire overnight. I speak from experience.

>Posting from my mansion while my E cup wife blows me

Shits great.

>>33267719
>E cup wife
Nigga

D is the top limit of acceptable, and even that's pushing it.

>>33267025
>shoot gun
>catharsis.jpg
>accuracy/technique/training placates your autism
>realize if you kill yourself with a gun the liberals will use you as a corpse to stand on and spread gun control
>human interaction at range brings you out of your longterm isolationist depression
>you start to develop interpersonal relationships
>you start to enjoy polite conversation
>you stop being a neet/get a better job

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>>33267820
>implying I don't support gun control

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>>33267025
>graduated from a good school, got lucky and found a job right away that pays a shit ton
>childhood friend that I grew up next door to since I was 5 became my wife
>everything is amaking in life. Just bought a new house, have a sweet wife, collection that satisfied my insatiable gun hunger
>suddenly wife's gets sick, diagnosed with cancer
>end up getting laid off for not being productive enough and missing work often
>sell every single gun I own aside from my first pistol and rifle, both of which were a gift from my wife
>decide to take her to amazing trip overseas after her operation
>everything will be fine and we'll go back to our amaking life
>just like few years back
>days before her operation some complications happen
>she doesn't make it
>spend the next few months wallowing in my own shit, getting piss drunk everyday and hoping that's it's all a bad dream
>but the only thing that greets in the morning are annoying phone calls and bottle clacking on the floor
>decide to go shoot myself in the woods and end my pitiful life
>start having fun just shooting at nothing while I was checking to make sure my old handgun was in working order
>decide to give the ak a go as well
>suddenly remember my 17 year old self 12 years ago when I first received it from an awkward little girl who was half my height
>break down with a loaded rifle in my hand and magdump at nothing
>decide to clean myself up realizing how much of a pitiful shit I am
>found a job abut a year ago, little office work but pay is respectable
>3 years sober since that day I decided to go shoot
>my collection is growing back slowly, but I'm in no hurry
>look at myself in the mirror and I don't have myself for the first time in couple years
>I still wear my wedding band everyday, but I don't feel sad or depressed about it anymore
We're all gonna make it, man.

>>33267025
kek

>>33267025
You know if you want a better life a crate of pseudafed would be almost better.

>>33267886
>I still wear my wedding band everyday, but I don't feel sad or depressed about it anymore
Holy shit Anon, I feel both sad and depressed for you. I'm sorry, man. You're gonna make it.
God. I need to make a call.

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>>33267886
I've never had a gf

>>33267886
FUCK, thats heavy.

I'm glad you were able to pull through and make peace with it though.

>>33267841
You have to go back.

>>33267047
This guy gets it.
Also drinking.

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>>33267886
Damn dude. Thanks for sharing.

>>33267492
Jesus fuck, ew

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What motivates an intelligent and high IQ individual to come to the conclusion that a permanent solution is necessary for a temporary problem?

>>33267760
M8 it doesn't start getting good untill D

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>>33267047
once again, fp, bp.

without self-love, who am i? what am i?

picture unrelated to post content

>>33267886
I wish you nothing but happiness friendo

>>33267886
crying desu

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>>33267886

>>33267886

moving if true

>>33267719
This may be the worst post I have ever seen on /k/. Congratulations, you somehow managed to beat the tripfags.

>>33267104
Sell them before you die to blue collar respectable men.

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>>33267025

>>33267025
Permanent solution to a temporary problem.

>>33267886
respect reply

>>33267025
Just rent, babushka/k/a.

This is an FBI thread anyone who admits to suicidal feelings will be institutionalized

Don't fall for their tricks

>>33268256
Immaturity can do it.

>>33268694
Change the last "your" to "all"

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>>33267025

it's ok at least you have a gun

>>33267886

:|

Damn.

Would you rather have never been loved at all like I have?

>>33268256
>PhD in physics
>can't find job
what exactly was his focus that made it so hard to find a job related to his degree?

>>33267025
no. I get freaked out if the barrel even points at me. Honestly If I was going to an hero I'd probably take up heroin and OD in a hot-tub or something. Shooting yourself seems to unreliable, possibly really fucking painful, and just pads anti-gun stats.

>>33267886
ATF. I know what you are thinking, but do not kill this mans dog. you will regret it.