If guns were women thread Beretta 92: chubby quirky italian

HK USP: Fat 6'0"+ German mom, probably named Helga. Will always be there for you though.

>>33259606
Feet

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Chubby isn't the word you were looking for OP, and you forgot that open top design

Cz75 Slim 5'4 lady with black short hair. Have older sisters but they aren' that beauties.

Galil Ar- You saw her in Upotte! so...

>>33259606
Ak47: Old babushka living in your commie block, old as fuck but still going to work like it is nothing. Doesnt care if she is making first aid kits or anti personal mines ,which will blow up children in another country, at work.

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FN FAL: skinny bitch that gets on your nerves

Steyr AUG: a tall thin model with a PhD and a Ferrari. "I know I am perfect. Pity you can't afford me."

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VZ58

>Seems like any other girl (AK)
>Wearing old hand-me-down clothes (furniture)
>Get to know her and she's more interesting and unique than any other girl (AK)
>Once you get her warmed up she doesn't mind putting on that little black dress (Polymer parts) unlike her similar mannered cousin the SKS. >But that bitch is on her Dad's side of the family.
>She doesn't care how you load her, shove it in her, do it round by round, strip it right down in there.
>Often doesn't mind if you bend her over. (Fold her stock)
>Accurate
>Reliable
>Never really had her heyday
>No kids

>>33260512
I afforded one. She has a PhD, but she's seen better days.

SCAR17s:
>5'7 blonde NPC bikini competition champion with an MBA from Sloan and has a hobby farm.

SCAR16s:
>17s' 5'5 younger sister who dyes her hair blue and is an instagram "model" with over 2 million followers. Going to Johns Hopkins for her humanities major.

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Glock

She seems like a nice, homely Arab girl who can do practical things around the house like cook and clean...until she decides she's had enough and straps on the bomb vest.

>>33259606
your forgetting the deformity of having a decocker on her slide.

>>33260582
Winner

FN Browning GP 35:

Jogs every day, fit as a fiddle
Got the hairstyle of a 1930s and the eyes of an oil rig drill.
Dresses like she works as model for an army recruitment poster

God help you if you end up with one of her sisters that went through German hands.

>>33260589
your autism is showing

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idk whatever gun this would be

Mauser 98 and all derivatives: the only loyal Germans left in the world.

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>AR15
then and now

Baikal OU shotgun:

- the ultimate country girl
- gets her clothing from the communist party shop
- big over the hips. And over the shoulders.
- She may only know vodka and bread, but damn can she bake bread. And drink vodka.
- Armageddon might happen. Earth might be sucked into the sun. The universe might end. All of that will happen before she lets you down.

>>33260620
The order of the two images should be reversed. The AR15 is in the best state it has ever been in, as you can tell by how every civilized nation uses it

>>33260582

Holy fuck, I love my Glock and this is gold.

>>33260633
>he wants to be civilized

>AR pistol
Short and cute, has absolutely zero ass, but for 200 bucks and a ten month wait you can get her any ass you'd like

>>33260618

Let me have a shot at that one...

M98:

That shy blonde who dresses demurely and always volunteers for community work. Oldfashioned at first look. Then you notice she can uncap beer bottles with her thumbs unscrew tank cannon barrels with her hips.

The years have been rough. She is getting white stripes in her grey hair now and the lines in her face are deepening. But take her dancing and you will understand why all the boys wanted her milkshake back then - and why many still do. Because after each thrust you are STILL rewarded with a giggle.

You shure made my day
>nugget
>she has seen her better days as hooker
>looks cute and innocent but if she puts some makeup and nice skirt she will turn heads
>tall skinny and ageless looks
>sip of vodka and you can make her do impossible things. Better the vodka better the performance

>>33260609
That's a tough one since guns can't be anorexic.

AR-15: high-maintenance girl who can suck real fucking well, too bad she can't bend worth a shit. Is suitable for dress-up/cosplay.

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>>33260740
:)

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She's that American girl who is somewhere in between curvy and chubby who is really good in bed and is always willing to fuck you.

>>33260609

O la la! Clearly the woman represents a French 1892 Bertiher carbine. Underpowered, under capacity, under calibre and possibly undr age.

Dainty little thing, and popular with the cavalry while treated carefully enough that she don't break..

>>33259727
You mean MK23, right?

MG42.

The kind of woman you meet at a party that slams you to the wall, kisses your brains out, throws you over her shoulder and brings you home to her bed. Where she rides you fast and hard until you suddenly find yourself out of ammo long before you expected.

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any pistol with a brace. you will never be a rifle.

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P38k - thicc german girl who seems like the girl next door. Old fashioned values and headstrong, she came from a rough childhood which only makes her a stronger person now for it. You'll fall in love even if you don't want to.

>>33260799
lmao

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The SAA: That hot lady you found in your vintage porn magazines that only old men and young enthusiast remember.

>>33260791
sept she Belgian.

>>33260633
They use it because the US uses it, making it cheap as fuck. US uses it because of nationalism and cost already sunk into tooling, training, spare parts, whatever else.
Militaries don't pick the best gun they pick they best gun political pressure lets them pick.

>>33259614
this

Owen gun

Down at the coffee house there's this somewhat odd girl working at the counter; she is kind of awkward and smallish, wears a floppy hat, and in her spare moments she reads books in a foreign language. The general impression is a bit gangly and when gets kinda puzzled notice when you take her for a walk. But she never stands you up, is real smooth when you actually handle her, and when you get down to action she is a real delight. But it is a possibility she has a bicycle in the family line somewhere.

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>>33259606
Beretta Cx4
>Italian, cute and curvy with decent tits and ass
>has high standards
>will treat you right as long as you treat her right
(my Cx4 jammed like a bitch last time I shot it due to a combination of shitty mags, a burr on the feed ramp, and not enough lube - entirely my fault)
>sensitive nips that pop up with little stimulus
(the Cx4 has a retractable rail under the barrel that pops out of the handguard if you press the sling mount inwards)
>quiet during sex but still great
>has three American cousins, Hi-Point, Sub-2000, and MPA20
>the first cousin is a fat ugly gangbanger who Cx4 claims is unrelated but acts similarly enough that it's obvious they're related
>the second is quirky, nice rack but no ass at all and loves getting bent over in the back seat of a car
>the third looks like she has some gangbanger but acts more like a cross between Cx4 and Sub-2000, is lacking in the looks department yet still has higher standards than the others

Hi Point 9mm
Somewhat cute, chubby girl. Isn't full of herself, wants to please, and gives great head

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Cobray Terminator
Ghetto trash that is way more effort than it's worth to get, but will do nothing for you in any way.

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2019 LAPD blaster
Cool, pretty, interesting, really fitting to my little idiosyncrasies, and not real.
Basically my GF.

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Desert eagle 50ae on the right .44 on the left. Pic obviously related.

.45-70
That corn fed country girl that can wrestle a bear. Still insists on wearing overalls and boots even though it's way out of fashion. Incredible in bed but doesn't know her own strength and will break you if you're not careful.

.454 revolver
Much like the .45-70 but with a better sense of style. Can be a softie if given the right treatment but for maximum fun she loves big loads.

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>>33260740

>>33260526
Wtf I love vz58 now

Tell me about M14

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PTRD
>Kiss me or I'll crush you.

You really shouldn't be objectifying women guise, you know?

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>>33260829
Also probably has some sketchy family history, but let's not get too /pol/ up in here...

>>33261273
You didn't love her before? Faggggggggg

>>33259606
>Beretta 92
Just gotta watch out for those police trade ins anon

>>33261237
>.45-70
>That corn fed country girl that can wrestle a bear. Still insists on wearing overalls and boots even though it's way out of fashion. Incredible in bed but doesn't know her own strength and will break you if you're not careful.
I have a raging erection

>>33261444
We get it, you have a hillbilly fetish, nobody cares.

>>33261295
Other way around. Womanizing objects.

>>33261495
That may be, but guns don't talk nor have feelings.

>>33261510
when I look at the women (and men sadly enough) around me and in my family, I feel more kinship with my guns and than with them. I have a brother and cousin I would actually not even save from a burning house but I'd certainly run in to save my guns.

>>33261487

Heh. Glock.

A complete and utter nerd girl who works at a university library. Always proper, always efficient, and following the dress code of a lawyer firm. She is very good at her job, thinks Mama Mia is the best movie ever and considers karaoke to be the height of excitement. She is a little frail but you can't tell just by looking at her. And her curves - actually, where are they?

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>>33261510
>guns don't have feelings

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>>33259606
SA80

She's had a rough childhood, and likes to play hard, but she'll love you till the end of times.

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>>33259606
AUG

'nuff said.

Iraqvet8888 once said;

The AR is the prom queen.
The AK is the biker bitch.

>>33261559
>enjoy your ban

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Glock.

>>33261586
I see what you did there..

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Carl Gustaf M/96

The prettiest there ever was 70 years ago.

>>33261289
>tfw no amazonian PTRD
>ywn be victim of her snu snu

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FAL.
The tall brunette of about 5'9" or 5'10", sure she looks good in all the latest fashions, but there's just something about the way she holds your hand while she walks with you in those humble old fashioned dresses she prefers to wear. Like any respectable woman she's trustworthy and reliable if you don't treat her with utter scorrn and attempt, throwing her into the mud and then rubbing it in. She enjoys longs walks through the wilderness and at the end of the day, though she's got her quirks, they only ever become more endearing as you learn to appreciate her better qualities. Sure she's not in the tightest shorts, the lowest cut top, and her hair can be a bit excessively long, but you can't really say you'd want her to be wearing those things because she's fine just the way she is.

>>33259614
THIS

>>33260598
I always picture Hi-Powers as having a bun on account of so many having ring hammers.

>>33261584
Fuck what that fat sperg has to say.

>>33259614
>>33261666
>>33260945
Do you know where you are?

>>33261666
Truth, but...
>>33261662
TFW no qt tall brunette with an ultra conservative fashion sense and the same genuine affection you give her to walk the forests and beaches with. Why live?

The Makarov would be that black brazilian tranny who stars at porn, is 6'1'' height without heels, has a 11'' dick and forces her entire cock inside a white boy's mouth and ass without a condom.

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One of those skinny russian pornstar chicks who look good, maybe 6-7/10, but you can tell something's a little off about them, maybe she does hard drugs or is being semi-coerced into filming a scene. But fuck it, she does double anal without breaking a sweat.

>>33261717
Jesus Fucking Christ, holy shit.

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The Vepr 12

Basically a 5'9" 200lbs Russian bitch named Tatyana, that you really don't wanna sleep with, but she rapes you and even though your ears are ringing, and your nose is bleeding, and you feel pretty fucking violated, you still kinda like it, cause you've never nutted harder in your life.

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>>33261711
>Mak
>Brazilian
wat

Mak would be a qt Russian trap. Very convincing to the uninitiated, but the signs of him being a trap are clearly visible if you know what to look for.

I guess he'd also be Stechkin's brother and the cousin of P64, Cz.82, P84, etc.

>>33261885
you mad bro?

Glock 18
Spunky 5ft 2in redhead college girl, hyper as fuck, never stops talking. Eats a LOT and never gains weight. Pearl white skin, fat tits, will do anything to put your 32 round doublestack in her magwell.

Glock 40
Fat jewess couger with a long nose, but she sucks dick really well.

Glock 34
g40's skinny daughter.

Glock 43
18 year old wannabe model. Skinny, 4ft 11, small enough you can drag her with you anywhere. Tight single stack magwell.

>>33260827
>Trap = pistol with stock

Too big, doesnt fit in a holster (Not a good man)
Will never be a rifle (Will never be a girl)
So you get the worst of both worlds.

Analogy works pretty well. Just like real life, theres only a couple that are even worth the paperwork. Some are so cute its not even gay (c93 with stock is considered not NFA).

>>33261682
id rather have a biker bitch than a prom queen

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Heck of a shotgun

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>>33259614
>nobody fpbp'd this

SIG p229

In between short and tall for a girl. Projects an atmosphere of seriousness and "class" wherever she goes. Probably wants to go into politics when she graduates. She's nervous and awkward when she starts opening up to you, but becomes more passionate and freaky as time passes. Never wants to get weird in public though, she has an image to uphold.

Eventually will leave you for a higher-quality owner. In her mind, you're just practice


fuck you savannah you heartless bitch whore

>>33259606
Disgusting taste
>Beretta
>Chubby
You're just putting your fetishes on things with no thought, get out

>>33261932
>Him
All is quiet in the KEK front

You guys are fucking weird, and relatively pitiful.

>>33262201
Welcome to 4chan.

>>33262201
See >>33261685

>>33262201
N-no u...

>>33260740

Take a full size gun, chamber it is 22 and keep all end points the same measurements, start narrowing it down the grips and slide. All to the point that the grip is thin as a 22 anorexia gun.

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WZ 63 RAK

A cute, a little chubby Polish girl. She will never miss a mass, but will then make you come in ways you didn't know were possible.

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A strange looking, kinda chubby girl with headgear braces and tightly bound pigtails. Despite how odd she is she seems relatively unnoticed by her peers, her clothes look like they were gotten at a pawn shop, but when you take a closer look you realize they're the same clothes she had in elementary only patched up slightly and spray painted black.
Despite all this, she's a surprisingly tough girl and good friend to anyone willing to get her a chance.

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>>33260827
i like traps and braced pistols

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>>33259606
>quieter and more conservative than the rest of her family
>once you take her clothes off, she is as wild as the rest of her ilk

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M16A4. Head cheerleader. Her government's loaded - he "sells" democracy.

M16A2. The magazines favourite in the 80's. Didn't really have her glory day, but her government did pay for new handguards.

And M16A1. The Almighty. She is a mythic bitch.

They are solid Teflon - Always copied, never challenged.

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>>33260133

G3A3

A solid beer-swilling Bavarian gal. A little on the chubby side and not too complicated, but she serves your seidel and wienerschntizel with a busy grin and swaying bust. She'll take a punch and give it right back. She might not be seen in a fashion model lineup but you can rely on her. Frankly you are likely going to wear out before she does.

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>>33261653
Barret M82
Literally Pam from Archer.

>>33259614
fpbp

fpbp is cancer

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>>33260791
>FN MAG
>American

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From left to right:
>SIG Mosquito
>SIG 226
>SIG 1911

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>>33262441
SKINNY PAM A BEST

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>Vepr 54R

A Russian giantess, a Slavic beauty on some serious steroids. Equal parts brutish and beautiful. She's the perfect balance of athletic and aesthetic, and she's far, far more civilized and refined than you might at first expect her to be.

She has a hell of a temper though, god help anyone who gets on her bad side, and you never stop getting the sense that she could break you in half if she wanted to without even breaking a sweat.

>>33262473
skinny pam
>M107A1

i gotta find me a pam in real life.

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SL8
Rad gamer grrl with a prosthetic leg she's kinda self-conscious about.

>>33261717
reminds me of another russian chick i saw in foot fetish porn.

god slavs are fucked up.

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b u m p

>>33262661
>implying she isn't an indistinguishable android space waifu

>>33263559
Or that. That works too. Indistinguishable from what though?

>>33262086
That would be a very thick loli

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>>33262201
Welcome to /k/, now git out

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>>33262289

>>33263559
>android space waifu
that'd be the G11

>>33262661
>tfw no legless gf

>>33263573
Indistinguishable from real human beings, as in, so real you can't tell the difference.
>For example: Major Kusanagi

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>>33259606
So many post and nobody asked for sauce, ffs give it!

>>33259606
Saiga 12

Big Russian bitch that fucks you HARD. It hurts for days afterwards.
But you love it.

>>33263674
>liking women
GAY

>>33262473
Snowball

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>>33259606
You finally found her. That chick you'd been looking for for ages. She's fun, low maintenance, kinda quirky looking, but you find her sexy as fuck. You've never had the slightest problem with her.

Problem is, all of your friends want to finger fuck her every chance they get.

>>33259606
so is nobody gonna sauce this?

>>33263638
I see her more as ine of those Type Y clockwork android waifus from Clockwork Planet

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AR-18: She's that slightly chubby 30 year old redheaded American girl you find in bars around cities like Boston or Chicago who will NOT stop going on about being Irish. "Like OMG, I'm like soooooo irish"

She drinks a lot in divey bars, so she's simultaniously more old fashioned in her thinking and a lot sloppier than her older sister AR15. When you can't get something else though, she's kinda easy to get to go home with you, and she's not a bad lay. Cheap date all around.

Ruger LCP
4'11" Basic white girl. Kinda underwhelming and not special at all but always ready and there for ypu.

How come this isn't an uppote thread?

>>33264089
Because you need to fuck off with that overdone weeb forced meme shit. That show sucks and you should feel bad.

1895 Nagant
>solid 7/10
>little heavy and hard to get off
>does things other girls don't
>doesn't need to be flashy just works
>doesn't need you to be rich
>will go home with you anytime
>loves riding around in your old truck

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The ugly chick with the misleading makeup.

>>33264111
Woah, rude.

>>33263603
For you

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G3 holding an MP5

Sig 226

Stuck up icy European bitch who knows she's hot shit and never lets anyone forget and gets jealous and angry at attention paid to lower class girls with equal bodies.

[spoiler]I like sig and own a 226[/spoiler]

>>33261539

Glock is basic bitch, boyo. White suburban girl with uggs, northface jacket, yoga pants, brunette with blonde highlights or kinda dirty blonde dye. Anyone would hit it if they can. Chad or nerd or black or white or brown young or old rich or poor.

Though alternatively the modularity of glock means it's a basic bitch who rapidly becomes a groupie for whatever you do. You country-chic? She's going to dixie that shit up. You whigger? "Cash me outside how bout dat" time. You nerd? She nerd. You weeb? She weeb.

>>33261285
Literally Dee Reynolds.

>>33260740
>anorexic
found the nigger who posts obese half-breeds and says "hi-test"

>>33261255
>Underrated post

>>33261582
time to fap

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>>33263937
Sounds about right.

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The girl you fold up and throw in your trunk for an afternoon of fun.

>>33263846
Can confirm. Thing's basically mandatory when buddies and I go out.

>>33260609
GTFO you dog fucking nigger. this isn't /b/ you dirty fucking Jew.

>>33265587
fuck off goatfucker

>>33264726
It's probably just the angle of the picture that makes it worse but look at her arm m8. She's thin as a rail even in the good angle photo he posted later. She's cute as fuck but she's still a hungry skeleton.

>>33262458

It's a 240B , so actually is american.

>>33261987
Shit taste.

>>33260609
whatever it is ill take 2

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famas

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quality ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

>>33261048
>Some what cute
Hi Points is the ugly fat black chick you meet on tinder who is always DTF but you would never take on a proper date lest you been seen with her in public.

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>>33261255
Checked and keked

>>33260829

you mean

>the cheap, slutty little sister of the high school prom queen

>>33259606
Mossberg 500, plain but still qt country girl that can hunt but still likes to put on a little black dress and go out on to the city once in awhile.

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SNU SNU

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>>33260526

>>33260582
top kek

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ar15

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A plain looking woman that isn't necessarily unattractive, but doesn't put much effort into her looks or shape. She was raised with traditional values, but also inherited a strong temper from her parents. She cooks, cleans, and takes care of the kids without a complaint, but if you dare suggesting that you want to do something other than being a responsible husband in a traditional marriage, she'll slap you on the back of the head, call you a fool, and tell you to take out the garbage.

>>33261932
Good point anon. I could see that

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Soo...WHICH ONE /k/?

>>33260609
>Brown, and getting ready to fuck a dog?
I'm betting she's some kind of Canadian gun.

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>>33266368
It's always nice to see the VZ-58 get fanart, she's such an underappreciated gun in media

>>33260609
whomst is this?

>>33266756
Scauce on the art?

>>33266791
Webley-Fosbery Automatic Revolver.

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any PGO shotgun is pic related
or she could represent the CZ Scorpion Evo SBR

>>33266923
thdark

Has both a tumblr and a deviantart, pick your poison

>>33264598
>hi point
except hi points work.

>>33267156
anyone got this chicks name?

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tec 9

>>33267267
nope, saw it posted on /s/, I'm digging her haircut
you into girls with short hair too?

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>>33267156
>Sidecut

>>33267304
i love the tat from spirited away also love the short hair

>>33267365
I'll drink to that, good taste anon
>>33267330
gay if you wouldn't tap that

>>33267391
I just can't help but associate sidecuts with tumblrites, shit absolutely ruins the entire girl.

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>>33260582

>>33267156
I'd wreck her pussy, silly tat, obvious daddy issues and all.

>>33267460
makes it even kinkier
>>33267449
my hardest problem with my taste in women

>>33264953
Is there something wrong with her face? Its not just a difference in the eye diliation. Just wanted to point out what i noticed

>>33266569

G3A3

> That long long hair

>>33267535
"issues" are a siren call to me

>>33267565
She's Irish, probably the result of generation of inbreeding.

>>33266456
>being a responsible husband

define "responsible"

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>>33261289
I love a dominant woman

>>33267330
sidecut CAN look okay if done correctly. she's one of the few I've seen that can pull it off without looking like a tool.

>>33267565
I'm your follower in the light,
Yet I'm invisible in the night
At various sizes I appear
I won't harm you, have no fear
What am I?

>>33267631
a shadow

>>33267644
o wait

I'm not the other guy.

>>33267659
damnit anon.

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>>33267285
Tec 9

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>>33260620
Genuinely sad. She was so beautiful before the drugs. Every time i clean my guns I also watch mean girls. Its tradition now

>>33260812
nah, Mk. 23 is her even fatter but even more fiercely loyal spinster sister Freida

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PPSh-41
just looking at her makes your dick diamond.
When you fire her it's like you are cumming with the force of a thousand sun

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A very old and sophisticated woman, the kind that would snap at you if you said "Hey," to her; genuinely from another era.

>>33260791
Maybe replace with M60 and might work

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A pair of mentally handicapped Siamese twins, from Ukraine, not far from Chernobyl. The product of a couple of Slavs with bad judgement.

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6'2 heiress/bodybuilder from Israel. You can't handle or afford her.

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Born without arms or legs. Sunny personality, but has some abandonment issues deep down from being given up for adoption when she was only just old enough to vaguely remember her parents. Face exactly like this other girl you went out with once. Was that her sister? Best not to think about it.

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>>33268030
I always imagined PPSH-41 as a short but heavily built Russian girl with short hair who always seems slightly drunk and will try to start a fight at a moments notice.

Basically a thicc version of Katyusha from Girls Und Panzer

>>33263674
do what frollo says

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bump

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M2

>>33264319
Fuck you, she's cute!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc

>>33260226
>FAL
>Skinny
Oh fuck no. My para is about 300lbs unloaded. She wouldn't be skinny. She'd be hardy as fuck

>>33259964
I agree with you anon especially with the cz

>>33261141
She's also a replicant.

>>33264665
>basic bitch
>following trends like uggs/yoga pants

No. Glock is more like the girl next door everyone else says is a 6/10 but you think she's at least a 7. She's never changed for anyone, but has learned to get along a little better with the suburbanites but is undeniably a country girl from a principled east Austrian family on their farm. Unremarkable body, average face, but deceptively athletic and strong if you can get past her unrefined mannerisms.

>>33266756
She's been shilled for by every major gun shill channel in the last year and now has an obnoxious newguns following.

>underappreciated

fuck out of here

Any 30-30

That girl you have fun with, great sex, makes you laugh, you can't remember why you ever left her. ... A few hours later you've heard all of her stories three times over and you would blow out your kneecaps if it meant you could leave

>>33268158
And yet you would if you could.

>>33261662
>tfw gf that fits description
>tfw no FAL
It hurts to live.

>>33267191
barely

>>33261510
>guns dont have women's worst two qualities

>>33262117
Kek

>>33268186
>implying she isn't the same as her sister but with a flatter chest and a thick ass

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>>33266206
>>33266791
https://www.instagram.com/inkawilliams/

>>33264665
This. A thousand times this

>>33269795
Found the glockfag

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>>33264609
Jesus fucking christthose fingers!

>>33270674
If that thing had any sort of grip, that'd be the case.

What were the Muhreens thinking...

>>33260226
>skinny
if anything would be a blonde 1.80 mts tall belgian stronk women

>>33260651
>but she is on probation and can't leave the state without written permission from her P.O.

>>33259614
Welcome to /k/, newfag.

>>33260609
I want to see that dog fuck that woman in doggy style

Just like how woman are animalistic in nature which is hot as fuck

>>33264665
Spot on.

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>>33267191

I see what you did there.

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That ugly one-night stand you used when you were desperate

>>33260765
>Body of a .22 ruger

Get in my hands pls

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>Tfw no 1911

I'm disgusted in you /k/

>She's the old lady who runs the local library.
>Age has long set in for her but you know she was the apitomy of beauty back in her hay day.
>The times you talk to her, she shares absolutely amazing stories of youth and her adventures
>She knows she's not theven as vibrant or as beautiful as the younger girls of today but holds her self damn high.
>Happily settled down with Garand after so many years of running around.

>>33260609
What does the ATF use?

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What gun would Gianna Michaels be?

>>33272185
fag

>>33272273
hi point. both have had many greasy nigger paws all over them.

>>33272282
No u

>>33260609
That's an AK74u

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Turkshit

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>>33263846

>>33272343
Or an Ottoman Mauser since she's only Turkish in name.

>>33272185
epitome*
heyday*
not even*
herself*
I fucking hate you

>>33267603

not asking her to wear tapco or a receiver cover scope mount

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Girl to the right is the Makarov
Girl to the left is Tokarev
Bare chested guy is M1895 Nagant

>>33260620
good post
>>33260633
bait post

>>33272380
I'm a drop out so im.use to it.

>>33272273

Hi point

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everyone thinks her sister's the hot one, but she's so cute in a dorky way

>>33272451
why arent those two women models.

Browning HP- A sturdy, old Belgian gal that immigrated to the US. She's old and wrinkly yet still a stone cold fox

Colt M1911- Old fashioned American cougar that isn't much compared to modern girls yet is still something to look at.

Desert Eagle- A 6 foot tall American/Israeli woman that's heavy set with muscles yet moves akwardly and is only there to be picked up and shown off by chads

C7- 5'10 Canadian redhead cousin to the M16. Cute, quirky and much more fast paced (reference to automatic)

FAL- A sexy milf that takes no shit and has been around the world and in a lot of dude's bed. She likes to travel and stands up to anyone

L1A1- A more calm and steady gal compared to her sister. Lacked the excitement and fast going lifestyle compared to her big sister but has been around the block as well.

AK-47- Old milf that can knock out any man that comes at her. She's reliable and faithful but there's more exciting women out there.

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>mfw this entire thread

I have finally found a place for me. I love you autistic /k/ommandos

>>33259606
>moist nugget
a bit older but still a live and kicking
she's as russian as liquid bread
Probably knows more about fire arms and the military than you.
tall, homely, loud and with a thich slavic accent
Dispite her all slavic appearance she is some what conflicted about wheter he fathers was belgian or not and if that makes her the adopthed or blood sister of M1895
Has a strange relationship with her large family

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Short blonde white girl; was given everything she ever wanted by her daddy and is kinda a bitch about it, but will be loyal and nice to you if you treat her right.

>>33268132

I love the P53 Enfield, especially the Belgian clone of it. That one had shiny brass barrel bands.

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A slightly out-of-shape black girl with aggressive hair, a straight A student with political ambitions, who will spend her entire life dying inside as a ridiculously competent and completely unpromotable secretary until her mid-life promotion to a white man's campaign manager. She keeps a diary next to her dildo labeled 'The Fuccboi Report', and when the nice clean white man she lands in her early thirties finds it, he'll grow distant and then leave her, the thought of taking the girl out of the ghetto but not the ghetto out of the girl echoing around his skull and chipping away at his love. Her bitterness and loathing for a world that fucked her from the start, despite her talent and intelligence, will metastasize inside her body and kill her with cancer. Where she's buried, only poison oak will grow.

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>>33272354
kek

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"Hello, my name is Chris Hansen..."

>>33272729
BHP is part American.
Also has a prosthetic of some kind due to them rigging the hammer mechanism due to the striker one they wanted being under copyright.
>>33272451
Kek.
>>33269935
That elderly chick in the retirement home that apparently was quite nice looking back in the day, and all the old guys like her.

On the other hand, question anything she says she did or does and every old guy in the home will proceed to gut you alive with their fencers wether you were right or wrong.

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>>33260923
>>33262458
>Upside down BAr
>(((Belgian))))
t. FN Herstal

fuck off waffleniggers the 240 is ours. you've literally never invented a firearm worth a damn.

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>>33273610

>>33264609
Damn son, I wonder if she plays piano.

>>33272711
because they're a dime dozen in any non morbidly obese western country.

>>33260609
Cerakoted RIA 1911 in .22 TCM?

>>33263869
she's dead anon, sorry.

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>>33260609
here she is

>>33273610
noice story. would watch as a youtube short film.

>>33272343
w-who is this

>>33269795
gud description fellow glockfriend

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>>33262361
>M16s
>Heathers
Muh dick

>>33273610
8/10

you have some creative ability.

>>33272343
anzujaamu if youre wondering

>>33274161
>the FAL
>the BHP was entirely JMBs
>the old pinafore revolvers were shit
>anything but the Mag on the Mosin Nagant is Russian
>the FN-49 wasn't groundbreaking
>nor was the FN MAG

>>33274741
Anzujaamu, a Turkish (genetically European) cosplayer

>>33272729
>C7
was getting worried there would be no love for Canadian guns.

>>33260609
I NEED a sauce, for science.

>>33262201
please go back to /reddit/

>>33262460
fuck, marry, and kill, from left to right, in order.

>>33274604
this one was really good

>>33275244
see >>33270805

>>33264609
is her dick as long as her hands?

>>33272273
M60 I think. Heavy, clunky, hot and nicknamed "the pig", but somehow incredibly satisfying.

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>>33268990

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>>33275640
>implying she isn't a muscular milf like The Boss who's gone through nearly all the wars since WWII

>>33264609
The one person HK designed the push-button mag release for

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>>33275506
It's funny because she did a shoot for Fox magazine back in like 2008, "pork the porn pig" lol

>I still have this magazine somewhere in my old stacks

Plz no b& mods, her nipples/asshole are censored, r-right?

>>33275664
She's the tired fat old woman who was once beautiful but now weighs down on you but you can't replace because of marriage and you can't do any better. Though you've tried to find a new girl numerous times you keep failing, so now even though you're the richest men on the planet you all end up sharing this old whore. The skinny young beauties NSV and Kord you all fantasize about run off with impoverished Slavs and Arab subhumans while you settle for the fat old whore when you're desperate for something more substancial than a fleshlight model m240b.

>>33275732
Jesus christ, its been a while since ive seen a crusty porno mag.

>>33275772
>be teenager
>no personal computer
>only family computer in main part of house
>no digital fapping unless folks out of town
>don't even know about free streaming sites yet
>if internet fapping, usually to Xanga's that had vid embedded
>would regularly buy shitty porn rags for the free dvds at pakistani gas stations that didnt care to card a teenager buying porno mags
>still have all of them
>still have dvds too
>still have a nostalgic fap on occasion
>be married and wife likes to thumb through them on occasion when we forget about the box and re-find them in the back of the closet
Kids these days will never know the struggle

>kind of miss those days

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>>33261582
dddddayum

>>33259606

guns > women

>>33275870
Yeah I got to know the very end of that area. Things were somewhat more interesting, without all the porn imaginable at your fingertips you had to make do with what you could. I remember fapping to lingerie mags or sex scenes in my dad's comics, and finding a porn mag on the ground was like stumbling upon the holly grail. I would never dare buying my own material.

It had that forbidden fruit appeal that kids today probably don't know, or at least not to this extent.

Browning A5
>Decently curvy with a nice balance between her butt and bust
>Has an identical cousin that missing something minor
>Happa cousin's bigger and louder, Rhodie cousin's incredibly stacked
>Likes help adjusting to new activities, not quick to do it either, but it helps her feel comfortable
>Without it, she either let's things go too far or doesn't let them go far enough
>Has an extensive tattoo/birthmark that wraps around her torso, surprisingly tasteful/neat
>Also has a tramp stamp, different style than the torso tat, but still nice

Smith&Wesson 686
- Classic American Country Girl
- Blonde, great ass, amazing treasure
- Reliable & stubbornly-faithful once claimed
- Expensive as fuck, expects you to date her for a long while
- She'll do everything and fit your every role to a dream, but gets jealous
- Hits hard and is coveted by many, but again is expensive to obtain despite being common

Short-barreled are shorties with some good thickness.
Expect to be called old-fashioned when seen with her.

The '+ Model' is identical but with bigger tits. She's a winner.

>>33275455
but she doesn't fug the doggo....

Ruger gp100

That good ol home girl that likes going out to an expensive restaurant but doesn't balk at a cheap dinner ala Denny's, she is content to be with you.
Rides you hard during sex but she has a sexy ass and some great tits. Sometimes during sex and afterwards will make you feel inadequate but you know in your heart you got a keeper.

>>33272185
Correction: The longhaired, unique and gorgeous girl your father once told you was his crush during high school, and now she's that elegant MILF that every girl in town wants to copy her wits. And you've had a flirt with her, long enough to know she's simple, down to Earth, short tempered, and likes to fuck heavy and really slow, to make you have the best orgasm during your teenage years. Probably, if you have b/w 30-40, she took your V-card. Your father knows you fucked her, and you know your child will fuck her, even if she's 100 years old.
On the side, the new kids always ask who's her, and why she looks so familiar, yet, from times past. She sees them, winks, and voila, they have a crush.

>>33276472
1911 is pretty sweet, yeah.

Not sure how to word the lack of rounds when it comes to revolvers compared to semis. Maybe that they go hard and steady but get tired fast?

>>33276472
You forgot to add that if you wanna carry her around town prepare for her to be half cocked and might go off at any moment

>>33261237
The .454 accurately decribes my wife.

Im buying a .454 with my new found taxes the governemnt gave back

Interesting

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>>33260526

>>33261289
Abandonment Issues
If you break up with her
Your skull will be at 20 different places within a 100 meter radius.

>>33261296
That one girl you date who is too hot. So you have to deal with her bullshit political viewsand values as a trade off

>>33261568
SA80 is a quite unreliable compared to other standard issue firearms. To me it just has an odd looking green furniture and unreliable design that doesn't really stand the test of time, to be honest.

>>33261273
Welcome to the right side of the fence, friend.

>>33276923
Don't talk shit about my girl m8 I'll bite your ear off.

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>>33261586

>>33259606
SMLE Mk4
>crotchety but well loved old british man with a very high rate of aimed fire in the hands of a trained marksman

>>33275996
Dude, buying a porno mag underage, adrenaline pumping hoping to god the foreigner behind the counter remembered he didnt card you last time, or that some one who knew you didn't come into the store while you were thumbing through the wracks trying to find one with the dvd extra, or worse some one who might know your parents comes in. Heart racing the entire drive home in anticipation of new masturbation material because you've been jerking it to the same magazine/4 or 5 scenes on the free dvd extra for a fucking month. Back when anal was the most taboo sexual act you can think of. Reading the dvd reviews near the back of the magazine, thinking fuck why can't I be 18 yet so I can buy some real shit. Reading the stupid fucking stories to set the mood for the photos you're about to jerk it to.

Seeing the most likely a scam ads where you send away for the "too taboo for the US european sex party pictures" or "order 50 dvds for 69.99" or some shit. Wanting to order one of the shitty blowup dolls because you're a desperate 16yo or one of the shitty pocket pussies but you never do because you're too fucking chicken one of your parents would find the package before you. Contemplating ways you could get away with having your own subscription so you don't have to go to the convenience store and risk running in to some one you knew

Or that porno mag your buddy stole from his stepdad or older brother you all passed around your group of friends. The jc penny catalogs that were actually pretty decent a couple weeks before valentines day. Fapping to the sex scene in Monsters Ball, or Nadia's tits in American Pie on pause

>>33262117
>Girls name is Savannah
>Thinking a girl with that name would be a good gf

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The quiet, FOB Japanese girl that sits at the front of the lecture hall and fulfills every "kawaii jap girl" stereotype that this site perpetuates. Is obsessed with all things western, her favorite band is Ramstein.

>>33261586
god dammit...

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>>33261586

>>33277459
purge the weaboo

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>>33259606
Type 94 Nambu

The really old japanese woman that walks around outside at odd ours, stretches in public and yells at people for no reason. You could swear she killed about a hundred prisoners during WW2. And she might just kill anyone around her even now. She's odd and no one really understands her anymore.

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>>33278263

>>33276605
As in "short tempered", typical women outburst that dies with food!

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>>33275410
it's obviously marry, fuck and kill

>>33275705
>implying there aren't more like her

>>33276681
>a vague and overall short and boring description accurately describes my wife.

I'm sorry